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At 3:00 on NBC, they're airing "Michael Bolton: Tribute on Ice".  

I shit you not.

Seriously, you probably have the V-Chip in your television.  I strongly advise that you block out your local NBC affiliates just to make sure your loved ones do not accidentally see even one frame of this epic disaster.

Poll
Michael Bolton: does he deserve to live?
Yes
17 votes
No
22 votes

39 votes | Poll has closed

0 recs  |  Comment 17 comments

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I wish
The title was "Michael Bolton: On Ice" which would mean he's dead...  

by Rangerchick on Dec 16, 2006 2:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Which Michael Bolton?
Is it the singer or the software engineer?
Proud Supporter of the Texas Rangers since 1973

by T Coleman on Dec 16, 2006 2:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'm not changing my name....
he's the one who sucks.
There's one word that describes baseball - `You never know.' - Joaquin Andujar

by jbooth17 on Dec 16, 2006 3:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

dallas stars
are on at 3 :)  Thats a better show on ice.

by dubman on Dec 16, 2006 3:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Okay...
Who voted yes?  Smartass.

by Dustin on Dec 16, 2006 3:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

someone
without a sense of humor.  "Of course he deserves to live.  You may not like his music but that does not mean he deserves to die.  Is violence your answer for everything." (this should be said is a shrill woman's nagging voice)
"I'm a Republican" - Jackie Robinson

by kwellborn on Dec 16, 2006 5:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He must live
as an example of all that is wrong in this world.  Stories just won't cut it, you need a living, breathing example to scare the crap out of the kids.

by t ball on Dec 16, 2006 11:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

How can we be lovers...
...if we can't be friends?

How can we start over
when the fighting never ends, baby?
How can we make love
when we can't make amends?

How can we be lovers
if we can't be, can't be frieeeends????

by tlt29 on Dec 16, 2006 7:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

huh
41 percent of you are smartasses or weiners.

by Dustin on Dec 16, 2006 7:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I vote
that they are weiners.
"I'm a Republican" - Jackie Robinson

by kwellborn on Dec 16, 2006 8:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"Honey, is that Michael Bolton's...
...version of the Thong Song?"

"No, but I want to get that one...I hear he gets all the funk that Sisqo missed."

by Adam J. Morris on Dec 16, 2006 10:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

this is where
LSB needs a recommend button...

by BrodyV on Dec 16, 2006 11:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah
But Lindsey Lohan is talented most people say. Right guys?

Please. You cant talk about Michael Bolton when I'm sure LSBers have told me Lindsey Lohan is talented before. No, really, you cant.

by Sharky on Dec 17, 2006 3:22 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I dont think
anyone said Lohan was talented.  Just more talented than the talentless Hilary Duff/
"I am a Republican" - John Rocker.

by DJCahill on Dec 17, 2006 4:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Lohan is talented,
as a writer.  Check out the talent required to write this:

"They're all whores, they're all whores . . . xcept for some obviously! So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we're talkin' like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cunts now. . . I'm not gonna lie to ya."

I mean, she is a fairly masterful writer.

"I am a Republican" - John Rocker.

by DJCahill on Dec 18, 2006 9:34 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Um- eh?
Was this directed at me?

by BrodyV on Dec 17, 2006 3:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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