Danks.....

by bdavison94 on Dec 22, 2006 9:49 AM CST

Anyone see the pics from the Newberg night yet? Well....John Danks has a pretty hot mom. Holy cow! Those that were there in person....just a good pic or accurate? HA!

Oh....and some dude named Adam is pictured as well.

To get to 300.....uh.....Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Enjoy Kwanzaa.

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Yikes

Not a very flattering picture of me...and I look like I'm sporting a proto-mullet...

That is a pretty accurate photo of Ms. Danks.

by Adam J. Morris on Dec 22, 2006 10:03 AM CST reply actions

Heh

Aside from the proto-mullet, you don't look THAT bad...

Have you lost some weight?

Ms. Danks is definitely MILF-material :).

Link to Photos

by Requiem on Dec 22, 2006 10:41 AM CST up reply actions

Good Lord

She is quite a looker. I bet she reads this at some point, too, so you guys be nice. If your kid was a pro ballplayer, wouldn't you google him and read EVERYTHING? I know I would.

So, uh, hello Ms. Danks!

by debaser on Dec 22, 2006 12:07 PM CST up reply actions

Ms. Danks

She visited with me and Ben for a while at the event.

She's a very nice woman.

by Adam J. Morris on Dec 22, 2006 12:21 PM CST up reply actions

Hmmmm......

Just in case your reading this Mrs. Danks, my number is.........

by bdavison94 on Dec 22, 2006 12:21 PM CST up reply actions

whoa

CJ is clearly the class of that group.

Your Texas Rangers...laying the foundation for 2009...ok, who am I kidding? 2012.

by RangerMoto on Dec 22, 2006 1:47 PM CST up reply actions

CJ Wilson

I have to qualify this by saying I'm straight, but he is indeed a good looking kid. I'd like to see his mom!

Has Kinsler had an ear-reduction surgery?

http://tinyurl.com/vxkvz

by Dustin on Dec 22, 2006 3:18 PM CST up reply actions

Qualification noted

Is it just me, or does Kinsler's head still look like a VW bug w/ the doors open? Can you imagine an infield with him and Everett? Frightening.

Your Texas Rangers...laying the foundation for 2009...ok, who am I kidding? 2012.

by RangerMoto on Dec 22, 2006 3:44 PM CST up reply actions

Everett?

I think you mean Tatis...

by Longhorn on Dec 22, 2006 5:40 PM CST up reply actions

Ears

Anyone else remember that "Rudolph's Shiny New Year" special? Tatis always reminded me of the baby new year "Those ears!"

by t ball on Dec 22, 2006 6:17 PM CST up reply actions

Adam* Everett

Tatis too. How about an infield of Tatis, A. Everett & Kinsler. Who would the All-Ears 1B be?

Your Texas Rangers...laying the foundation for 2009...ok, who am I kidding? 2012.

by RangerMoto on Dec 22, 2006 9:22 PM CST up reply actions

Curious George

or Tino for laughs.

by Nichols22 on Dec 23, 2006 1:44 PM CST up reply actions

Ms. Danks

Don't most star athletes end up with hot wives?

by BurntOrange on Dec 22, 2006 8:26 PM CST up reply actions

Danks' Dad

Was he a star athlete?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

by LoneStarBallUser on Dec 22, 2006 9:23 PM CST up reply actions

Played basketball

at UT

by mjh on Dec 23, 2006 4:33 AM CST up reply actions

Yes

Multi-sport star athlete in high school who played basketball at UT.

I believe he started on the UT team that won the NIT back when winning the NIT was an actual accomplishment.

by BurntOrange on Dec 23, 2006 9:16 AM CST up reply actions

Barajas didn't

But then again, we are talking about Pops...

Penalty Box? DONT THINK SO!!!!!!! And i wish everyone could stop writing that crap cause its gay...SUPER GAY!!!! NYTXfan!!!

by Brian Thomas on Dec 22, 2006 11:13 PM CST up reply actions

The styrofoam cup ...

... it's full of Ranger-red Koolaid, iddn't it?

Rangers Farm Probables

by shroomer on Dec 22, 2006 10:57 AM CST up reply actions

Dammit...

...just when we all started to fall in love with Mrs. Danks, we go and trade her son to the White Sox.

We've got the bats, we've got the gloves, we've got the Manager, now let's go out and get some pitching!

by rangersfan34 on Dec 23, 2006 1:49 PM CST up reply actions

Well John...

...isn't exactly an ogre either...

Your Texas Rangers...laying the foundation for 2009...ok, who am I kidding? 2012.

by RangerMoto on Dec 22, 2006 10:09 AM CST reply actions

Where is the picture?

by Longhorn on Dec 22, 2006 10:14 AM CST reply actions

Woohoo...

singing

Danks' mom...has got it goin' on...she's all I wanted and I've waited for so long. Johnny, can't you see your mom's the girl for me...I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Danks' mom.

end singing

Thanks to Fountains of Wayne :P

"Chip" aka ortonius hillmanius amorius

by ortonius on Dec 22, 2006 11:24 AM CST reply actions