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Danks.....

Anyone see the pics from the Newberg night yet?  Well....John Danks has a pretty hot mom.  Holy cow!  Those that were there in person....just a good pic or accurate?  HA!

Oh....and some dude named Adam is pictured as well.

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Not a very flattering picture of me...and I look like I'm sporting a proto-mullet...

That is a pretty accurate photo of Ms. Danks.  

by Adam J. Morris on Dec 22, 2006 10:03 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Heh
Aside from the proto-mullet, you don't look THAT bad...

Have you lost some weight?

Ms. Danks is definitely MILF-material :).

Link to Photos

by Requiem on Dec 22, 2006 10:41 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Good Lord
She is quite a looker.  I bet she reads this at some point, too, so you guys be nice.  If your kid was a pro ballplayer, wouldn't you google him and read EVERYTHING?  I know I would.

So, uh, hello Ms. Danks!

by debaser on Dec 22, 2006 12:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ms. Danks
She visited with me and Ben for a while at the event.

She's a very nice woman.

by Adam J. Morris on Dec 22, 2006 12:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmm......
Just in case your reading this Mrs. Danks, my number is.........

by bdavison94 on Dec 22, 2006 12:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

whoa
CJ is clearly the class of that group.
Your Texas Rangers...laying the foundation for 2009...ok, who am I kidding? 2012.

by RangerMoto on Dec 22, 2006 1:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

CJ Wilson
I have to qualify this by saying I'm straight, but he is indeed a good looking kid.  I'd like to see his mom!

Has Kinsler had an ear-reduction surgery?

http://tinyurl.com/vxkvz

by Dustin on Dec 22, 2006 3:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Qualification noted
Is it just me, or does Kinsler's head still look like a VW bug w/ the doors open?  Can you imagine an infield with him and Everett?  Frightening.
Your Texas Rangers...laying the foundation for 2009...ok, who am I kidding? 2012.

by RangerMoto on Dec 22, 2006 3:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Everett?
I think you mean Tatis...

by Longhorn on Dec 22, 2006 5:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ears
Anyone else remember that "Rudolph's Shiny New Year" special?  Tatis always reminded me of the baby new year "Those ears!"

by t ball on Dec 22, 2006 6:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Adam* Everett
Tatis too.  How about an infield of Tatis, A. Everett & Kinsler.  Who would the All-Ears 1B be?
Your Texas Rangers...laying the foundation for 2009...ok, who am I kidding? 2012.

by RangerMoto on Dec 22, 2006 9:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Curious George
or Tino for laughs.

by Nichols22 on Dec 23, 2006 1:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ms. Danks
Don't most star athletes end up with hot wives?

by BurntOrange on Dec 22, 2006 8:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Danks' Dad
Was he a star athlete?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

by Chris Martin on Dec 22, 2006 9:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes
Multi-sport star athlete in high school who played basketball at UT.  

I believe he started on the UT team that won the NIT back when winning the NIT was an actual accomplishment.

by BurntOrange on Dec 23, 2006 9:16 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Barajas didn't
But then again, we are talking about Pops...
Penalty Box? DONT THINK SO!!!!!!! And i wish everyone could stop writing that crap cause its gay...SUPER GAY!!!! NYTXfan!!!

by Brian Thomas on Dec 22, 2006 11:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The styrofoam cup ...
... it's full of Ranger-red Koolaid, iddn't it?

by shroomer on Dec 22, 2006 10:57 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit...
...just when we all started to fall in love with Mrs. Danks, we go and trade her son to the White Sox.
We've got the bats, we've got the gloves, we've got the Manager, now let's go out and get some pitching!

by rangersfan34 on Dec 23, 2006 1:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well John...
...isn't exactly an ogre either...
Your Texas Rangers...laying the foundation for 2009...ok, who am I kidding? 2012.

by RangerMoto on Dec 22, 2006 10:09 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Woohoo...
singing

Danks' mom...has got it goin' on...she's all I wanted and I've waited for so long.  Johnny, can't you see your mom's the girl for me...I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Danks' mom.

end singing

Thanks to Fountains of Wayne  :P

"Chip" aka ortonius hillmanius amorius

by ortonius on Dec 22, 2006 11:24 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

chuckle...
glad I'm not the only one who thinks of jazz trombonists every time I hear the name Teagarden.

by t ball on Dec 22, 2006 12:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

me too
Penalty Box? DONT THINK SO!!!!!!! And i wish everyone could stop writing that crap cause its gay...SUPER GAY!!!! NYTXfan!!!

by Brian Thomas on Dec 22, 2006 4:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Goodness
you guys are HORRIBLE with the MILF talk...can't say I disagree though

I've been around Kam Loe a few times and the dude's just huge - but are the other guys really that tiny or is it just him?

Hicks + Daniels = Equilibrium

by Walter Sobchak on Dec 22, 2006 11:57 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

How can they be horrible if you don't disagree?
Is that not at all funny even though you are laughing?
Penalty Box? DONT THINK SO!!!!!!! And i wish everyone could stop writing that crap cause its gay...SUPER GAY!!!! NYTXfan!!!

by Brian Thomas on Dec 22, 2006 11:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Which Tin Star
was this at, looks like it was fun.
Ruddy Yan- 2007 starting centerfielder for the Orioles...

by miles on Dec 23, 2006 1:27 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

sssssoooooooooooooo
anybody know what Brandon McCarthy's mom looks like?

by jtts on Dec 23, 2006 8:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

She's pretty hot
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Dec 24, 2006 12:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mrs. Danks......
Oh we hardly knew ye.......

by bdavison94 on Dec 24, 2006 5:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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