The Laughable A's Nation

Someone at A's Nation had the balls to say that we had a bad lineup. I nearly shit myself. Their anemic offense might have been the worst in the AL last year had it not been for the Big Hurt.

I have all the respect in the world for the A's organization. Doing what they do is unbelievable in today's financial sports world, but the septic system is calling us black.

Our far superior lineup:

1)Loften- Speed threat we have not had in a while.

2)Cat, Fast Freddie- Cat is one hell of a hitter against right handers, and there are far more of those out there; all I know about FF is he is one speedy son of a bitch.

3)MY- Not as much power as you want out of a #3, but the one person I want at bat with the game on the line or at any time for that matter.

4)Tex- I do not have the man love that AJM has for him, but Tex is a top five hitter in the AL or NL.

5)Kinsler- To doubt him would be crazy; I think Kinsler is a #2 hitter, but until Wash brings Blalock out of his deep voodoo curse he is Tex's protection.

6)Blalock- God please bring him back to form; since God will shine down on me a .300,29,100 is guaranteed, and he is a true power threat behind Tex.

7)Laird- Who knows how good he will be, but by far better than Barajas; his sneaky bunt hits rock.

8)Wilkerson- Not to put to much pressure on you, but without another big bat trade, you will make or break our season.

9)Cruz- Lightning in a bottle IF his power potential becomes for real.