More on Hershiser and Cogen...

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 3, 2006 10:07 PM CST in News

Lots more info leaking on the Hershiser situation...first we have the T.R. Sullivan piece, in which Hershiser was identified as Jeff Cogen's "executive assistant." That, of course, gave rise to speculation as to what an "executive assistant" for Jeff Cogen really did...

Now we have this clearly legitimate and undoctored photo of Hershiser from his last day on the job, having the following exchange with his new boss:

Cogen: Those are season ticket holders out there, angry about the increase in ticket prices! Quick Orel...bring the mind eraser device!

Orel:You mean the revolver, sir?

Cogen: Precisely. Exxxxxxxcellent...

(Thanks to Brett Perryman for the photoshopping...)

Tweet Comment 10 comments | 0 recs |

Do you like this story?

Comments

I have to do this

Comments on Orel leaving ... :)

http://forums.espn.go.com/espn/thread?forumID=16&threadID=3121575&lastPostID=19203701

by Ed Coffin on Feb 3, 2006 11:00 PM CST reply actions

Chuck Norris schtick

...always amusing.

by Brett Perryman on Feb 4, 2006 12:39 AM CST up reply actions

Chuck Norris, the next Bill Brasky?

Here is a good site with a lot of stuff on Norris: http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

This stuff reminds me of the Bill Brasky stuff from SNL. Here is a list of sites about Brasky:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11885
http://www.sloarsociety.150m.com/billbrasky.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Brasky

Bart: [sees Homer's homemade bat] Wow! How many home runs you gonna hit with that? Homer: Let's see. We play 30 games. 10 at-bats a game. Mmm...3,000.

by pfe1223 on Feb 4, 2006 5:24 AM CST up reply actions

Page 2

I cam across that link on ESPN's page 2. They made a reference to it. I checked it out and sent out to all my friends. I thought it was really funny.

"Perfect practice makes perfect." ~ Cal Ripken Sr.

by kwellborn on Feb 4, 2006 11:32 AM CST up reply actions

Brasky

That was hilarious. I have never seen any of those skits. I was searching, but unable to find any sites with the actual video clips. Do you know of any links for this?

by Brian Thomas on Feb 4, 2006 3:35 PM CST up reply actions

Sorry

I have not been able to find any clips either, just transcripts. I guess you should check peer-to-peer networks.

Bart: [sees Homer's homemade bat] Wow! How many home runs you gonna hit with that? Homer: Let's see. We play 30 games. 10 at-bats a game. Mmm...3,000.

by pfe1223 on Feb 5, 2006 6:53 AM CST up reply actions

RE

Lonestarball has reached a new low.

by Sharky on Feb 3, 2006 11:45 PM CST reply actions

just a slow day...

i suppose.

BUT HEY!...FSU baseball started today, that was fun for me.

Troy I.

by tdi1985 on Feb 4, 2006 12:06 AM CST up reply actions

If only...

we can turn LSB into a Hillary Duff fan site... and we could all talk about how we went to concerts and hung out with 13 yo's and totally almost talked to Hillary... that would be awesome.

by benmor78 on Feb 4, 2006 7:51 PM CST up reply actions