Alfonso Soriano draws his line in the sand, having this to say about the Nationals' second base situation:

"They have three weeks to fix it," Soriano told The Washington Post before leaving town.

Of course, he apparently then said he didn't know what he'd do if they didn't "fix it" in three weeks.

If he'd just keep his piehole shut and go shag some balls, Jose Vidro will probably pull a hamstring or something before May 1, and Soriano would be able to go back to second base.