that he isn't a baseball player.
All he has to do is tag up, and its off to the races, and he is probably on third, but he sits there hovering off first with his thumb up his ass trying to decide what to do.
Every time some overhyped fast player that can't get on base, field, or run bases gets people pining for him, I see reminders why other teams let them go.
Corey Patterson is a terrible baseball player.
He may be fast, but he is a terrible baseball player.