RA Dickey's AAA numbers:
60.1 IP, 75 H, 45 R, 41 ER, 11 HR, 27 BB, 15 K
One-line diaries are vomited on Lone Star Ball. Give your diary a bit more cheeseburgers, then give it another toboggan. If you have squirrels to add to your proposed albatross, then it probably belongs as a qwyjibo under another appropriate Stephen Hawking.
The minimum is 300 pesos.