"The Wonderdog"

by Brian Thomas on Dec 28, 2007 11:42 AM CST

Slow day at the office. Searching for some Rex Hudler anecdotes about Saint Ersty, I stumbled across further proof of the epic dimwittedness of Angels fans:

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Arena/1906/rex.html

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Arena/1906/

I actually think this guy is serious. I could be wrong, but if I am, I'd say this guy's tounge is planted a little too firmly in cheek. It's a fabulous little tribute, either way.

Unfortunately, much to my chagrin, the "chat" link was disabled. Damn.

Then I went to Rex Hudler's personal site:

http://rexhudler.com/

While I find the very idea of rexhudler.com pretty fucking funny, I found this particularly gutbusting: "Rex hudler is in demand as a motivational speaker."

That's not a typo of mine. Ol' wonderdog actually hasn't noticed that his own name isn't capitalized. On his personal website. Put aside the typo, though, and take a moment of silence to savor the ludicrous irony of that statement.

And speaking of irony, one of the chief attaboys Rex got for speaking comes from this man:

David R. Engwall
Vice President, Sales
Advanced Sterilization Products, a Johnson & Johnson company

A grown damn man who actively encourages and promotes himself as "The Wonderdog."

Evidently, The Rev and some of his peeps aren't big fans either. I quote:

"ASSHOLE UNCONSCIOUS RACIST AMATEUR DICKLESS DOLTS."

http://www.halosheaven.com/story/2005/8/11/1452/77939

And here's one more, just for the haters:

http://sports.intertext.com/archives/001293.html

Have a good 4 day weekend everybody. Even you, Longhorn. Having a date for New Year's Eve is overrated, bro.

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that geocities site

makes me think of Lite Brite.

Cranberry Sauce

by t ball on Dec 28, 2007 11:34 AM CST reply actions

This kind of obnoxious snarkiness

Screams "I am a liberal"

Global warming gets raped and left for dead-again

by Sharky on Dec 28, 2007 11:38 AM CST reply actions

Sharky

You are way, way too obsessed with liberals. Like to the point where I almost think you are one, and are just too afraid to admit it, like the homophobes who are secretly gay.

Come out of the closet, Sharky. It's OK. :)

"Then I met some friends for a beer, went to a BoDeans's concert, and son of a vondruke, if I didn't leave him at the concert hall."

by RCCook on Dec 28, 2007 11:56 AM CST up reply actions

so

by your logic Brian Thomas is actually Rex Hudler. Or, at least, Rex Hudler's largest fan.

by Hubris on Dec 28, 2007 12:33 PM CST up reply actions

Brian

If he spends the next two years working Hudler into every post the way Sharky does liberals, then yeah, he's Hudler.

"Then I met some friends for a beer, went to a BoDeans's concert, and son of a vondruke, if I didn't leave him at the concert hall."

by RCCook on Dec 28, 2007 12:42 PM CST up reply actions

Adam...

...should have the SN tech monkeys do a sql query on Snarky's posts to see what % of the time the word 'liberal' shows up in his comments. It's gotta be at least 85%. And the ratio of the word frequency to the # of posts has to be > 1.5:1

Vista named PC World's biggest tech disappointment of 2007

by RangerMoto on Dec 28, 2007 12:44 PM CST up reply actions

LOL

That would be pure greatness if Brian turned out to be Rex Hudler.

It would also make a lot of sense, if only cause I could totally see Rex Hudler standing up at the end of Million Dollar Baby and screaming, "Woo hoo, what a MoViE!!!" then imploring the other viewers to join him in giving the "film" a standing ovation.

"God plays by his own rules, folks. And HGH is f***ing legal as hell up in heaven." -Andy Pettitte

by thedirkatron on Dec 28, 2007 11:03 PM CST up reply actions