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Insanely OT: Anna Nicole 911 call

Is it just me or do these women sound like they are just ordering a pizza or something?  Man, there is no urgency in this at all.

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who was it
if it was just hotel staff relaying the message or something it's more understandable.

if it's supposedly one of her assistants or circle of people then it's odd.

by Sharky on Feb 13, 2007 4:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like hotel staff.
Still, you'd expect a little more urgency.

by Athos on Feb 13, 2007 4:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Actually
I think it's the police department.

by Chris Martin on Feb 13, 2007 4:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

My favorite part of the soap opera
is everyone who is claiming to be the father of the baby she squirted out.

Her Lawyer
Her Bodyguard
Her ex-Boyfriend who is suing for a bloodtest
Zsa-Zsa Gabor's husband
The ex Hubby as a dead sperm donor.

I guess when the little baby is attached to a have billion dollar lawsuit, these things happen.

Jaramillo says it's all still there (with Sosa): the bat speed, the work ethic, the body, the will.

by DJCahill on Feb 13, 2007 4:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Anna Nicole's baby
Actually, I am the father. I think you may be too.

by RCCook on Feb 13, 2007 5:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

As Hilary would say
It takes a village to father Anna Nicoles baby.
Jaramillo says it's all still there (with Sosa): the bat speed, the work ethic, the body, the will.

by DJCahill on Feb 13, 2007 5:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jeez...
...how many hoohoodillies can one floozy put in her twazzer?

by tlt29 on Feb 13, 2007 6:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

rhetorical question of the day
How many of these yahoo's would be claiming paternity if there weren't millions of dollars at stake.

Jerkoffs.

There's one word that describes baseball - `You never know.' - Joaquin Andujar

by jbooth17 on Feb 13, 2007 7:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

She was
the one whoring herself out to get what she wanted her whole life.

All she ever cared about was herself, and wanted money...

Kevin Durant is a man child....

by miles on Feb 13, 2007 7:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Imagine this...
...what if the baby was conceived during a gang bang involving the lawyer, the paparazzi, the Prince of Austria, the bodyguard, and a turkey baster, with this mass confusion ensuing?

by tlt29 on Feb 13, 2007 8:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The CEO of Trimspa says
she died of a broken heart. Hahaha

by shallrelicme on Feb 13, 2007 6:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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