Ridiculously off topic.....Hilary Duff sucks

by Chris Martin on Apr 3, 2007 12:25 PM CDT Comment 64 comments

It's not bad enough that she is clearly lip synching but the actual pre-recorded vocals are terrible as well. Also, is she trying to be sexy with that lame dancing?

Can't sing...check
Can't dance...check
Perform on highly rated morning show anyway...check

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGDgO9JqP7A

I wonder how her fantasy team did yesterday?

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Not to mention

She's got no neck. And the new hair color makes her look too much like her sister, who I'm convinced is really a man.

by RCCook on Apr 3, 2007 12:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Where the heck

is sharky?

by Agreen07 on Apr 3, 2007 12:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The Sharky 3000...

...is getting upgraded to Vista.

Obama '08

by RangerMoto on Apr 3, 2007 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I lost so much admiration for

Barry Zito when I saw the picture of him in the back seat of a car with her. I can't even imagine how much hotter ass he passed up for that.

by Brett Perryman on Apr 3, 2007 12:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm sure "they" held a gun to is head

Oh wait, he knows Duff is fine?

And yeah, they did look nice and uncomfortable. More proof nothing happened.

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by Sharky on Apr 3, 2007 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That is horrible "music".

If you overlook the actual lyrics and her singing for a second, that's really awful music. Why would that even be an option for any song?

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by jtts on Apr 3, 2007 12:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Setting The Trap

Here, Sharky Sharky Sharky...

Rangers in '07. Obama in '08.

by ghtd36 on Apr 3, 2007 12:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

so...

Is this considered "chumming" the water?

by Joe on Apr 3, 2007 12:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That was the best performance of the greatest song ever written. Take it from a guy who spends his life studying Beethoven, Mozart, et al, that is the real thing. Not since Eddie Murphy stormed the airwaves with musical greatness some 20 years ago has a complete talent like this been seen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivt0F10Jypw

by t ball on Apr 3, 2007 12:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Golden

Unlike 99% of the other crap comments in this diary.

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by Sharky on Apr 3, 2007 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

urgh

How is that woman famous?

The good times are killing me.

by trza on Apr 3, 2007 1:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

To be fair

That show she used to have on the Disney channel was pretty good for what it was. My nieces loved it.

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by Chris Martin on Apr 3, 2007 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

right

"nieces"

"I want him focused on figuring out a way to beat that lefty's ass." - RW

by ab03 on Apr 3, 2007 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It was clean family entertainment

Hence why it was amazingly popular, and really is to this day. Almost like an 80's sitcom, you know when not every other joke was about sex. The good old days.

Gee, you think people dont care for the filth the liberal networks push at them daily?

Disney channel fucking KILLS, makes money hand over fist, they just dont get any pub from the media so you may not know it.

I think like the top 2 selling CD's last year were both Disney Channel related.

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by Sharky on Apr 3, 2007 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks for the right-wing nut "Family"

entertainment comment........hopefully no one will say "she sucks" in the next comment............'cause, ya know what? She does!

by tklawless on Apr 4, 2007 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Weird

I've been thinking a lot about Duffy this morning, and Chris Martin makes this topic. Odd.

Ol duffster is pissing me off with her support of gays lately.

BTW, it's settled, I'm inviting djcahill to the wedding.

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by Sharky on Apr 3, 2007 1:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Cahill

does he get to make the speech at the reception?

by t ball on Apr 3, 2007 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wouldn't miss

the wedding of you and Duff.

I won't actually hold the gun you will have to train on her for it to happen though.

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by DJCahill on Apr 3, 2007 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

huh

I didn't realize it was legal to marry a horse. Or a jackass, for that matter.

by Dustin on Apr 3, 2007 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

How's your health?

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by Sharky on Apr 3, 2007 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Damn

I dont even wanna watch that GMA thing. That's almost as bad as Lindsey Lohan or something. What is she thinking.

At least I'm honest though, Duffy musically used to be pretty good, even though ya'll would lie and call it crap. But when it's crap, as in this instance, I will admit it.

Dont worry though, we'll get her back to her old cuteness sooner or later!

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by Sharky on Apr 3, 2007 1:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Nah,

her future consists of full beaver shots as she is drunkenly stumbling out of limos. Its what all the cool kids eventually do.

"I think that Donald Rumsfeld will go down in history as one of the worst secretaries of defense in history" -- John McCain

by DJCahill on Apr 3, 2007 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

NO

Even Avril Lavigne and Christina Agulira have avoided that.

Funny, how those two are honestly the "stable" ones now. They'e even both married.

Of course, not being drunk sluts means they get no press coverage (compared to Paris/Britney/Lindsey), thanks to the liberal media

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by Sharky on Apr 3, 2007 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Its the

Goody two shoes, like Duff, who become the biggest drunken Hos! Remember when Britney was going to stay a virgin and Christina was a partier?

We will see that crotch shot before the end of next year is my guess. It will be all over the internet because of the liberal media.

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by DJCahill on Apr 3, 2007 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

No

We wont.

I'll bet a lot of money!

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by Sharky on Apr 3, 2007 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LMFAO!!!

Genious!!! Pure Genious!!!

"Just a couple of kids who like to fuck,tryin' to make it honest. I get it."

by MATEO LEG on Apr 3, 2007 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Her future

I see scabbed knees and a sack of quarters...

I like camo because it makes you blend in. But when you're not in the woods, it does the opposite. Its like, hey, there's an asshole.

by Brian Thomas on Apr 3, 2007 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Crap takes offense

to calling that crap.

Well Mr. Burns had done it. The power plant had won it. With Roger Clemens clucking all the while.

by WyoRanger on Apr 3, 2007 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Here's the gay stuff I read this morning

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=2699

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=2620

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by Sharky on Apr 3, 2007 1:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Maybe

Duffster wants to switch hit a little. Maybe she can play ball with Britney.

"I snorted my father" - Keith Richards

by DJCahill on Apr 3, 2007 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

or

maybe her manager will call for a double switch with her and her sister and so that her sister so that britney could pitch and her sister field and she watches from the dugout.

did i keep the entendre going?

"I want him focused on figuring out a way to beat that lefty's ass." - RW

by ab03 on Apr 3, 2007 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm confused

who is pitching and who is catching?

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by DJCahill on Apr 3, 2007 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i dunno

isn't ed good at doing these things (usually a more pg version)

"I want him focused on figuring out a way to beat that lefty's ass." - RW

by ab03 on Apr 3, 2007 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't know

I figure they are all gamers who will strap it on for the good of the team.

"I snorted my father" - Keith Richards

by DJCahill on Apr 3, 2007 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hillary Duff

I went to school with at least 30 girls who were hotter than Duff.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 3, 2007 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

despite sharky's claims

definitely doesn't have a good face.

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by ab03 on Apr 3, 2007 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

All I have to do is open the door

I'm serious: every girl who lives in my building is attractive to some degree, unlike Hillary Duff. If I walk down 45th street right now I'll see one jogging girl per block who's better looking than her.

by Dustin on Apr 3, 2007 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You are in Austin

The land of beautiful women. On that note, you have inspired me to take my leave and head down to Town Lake.

The good times are killing me.

by trza on Apr 3, 2007 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Town Lake

It has to be one of the best spots on Earth.

When I get my health straightened out, you and I have to hang out and watch a Rangers game on TV or something. Almost all my friends have moved away, not that any of them liked baseball to begin with.

by Dustin on Apr 3, 2007 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Definitely man.

I live in a duplex down in Travis Heights, and my neighbor and his girlfriend are big time Ranger fans, hippies, and drinkers. I'll have to have you over for a beer and we can check out a game. Good luck with your health stuff. I'll drop you a line.

The good times are killing me.

by trza on Apr 3, 2007 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What'sa matter your health Dustin

And see, if you talk shit about Duffy your health will go..

Anyways I also live in Texas, and I really dont see these thousands of women hotter than Duffy.

If you posted pics of these women, so we could empirically compare, they wouldn't look that good, for sure. Pics put reality to things..and all women look better IRL than pics.

You cant even pick a hollywood starlet that will consistly out-pic Duffy, to this day, even though she doesn't look as good as past. Let alone in your neighberhood..

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by Sharky on Apr 3, 2007 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

None of your fucking business

by Dustin on Apr 3, 2007 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

err

nice response.

is it AIDS?

See, you people have turned me into a ass. Why would I say something like that? Because this thread is full of it!

Sorry but the duffster hating in here has turned me mean :(

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by Sharky on Apr 3, 2007 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

classy.

The good times are killing me.

by trza on Apr 3, 2007 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

No, Sharky

I do not have AIDS.

by Dustin on Apr 3, 2007 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Herpes?

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by Chris Martin on Apr 3, 2007 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

No

You people can be some cruel sons of bitches though.

by Dustin on Apr 3, 2007 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

For example

http://www.lonestarball.com/comments/2007/4/3/132540/9416/32#32

Anyways, just fucking with you.

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by Sharky on Apr 3, 2007 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

BTW

I'm referring to your comment, not mine.

Since apparantly, only sharky can be cruel in this thread.

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by Sharky on Apr 3, 2007 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not You

I consider most of what you post shtick, and most of what I post in response (like the jackass comment) was shtick. I thought this was understood.

I was referring to Chris Martin, whose Cheerios I must've pissed in at one time or another.

by Dustin on Apr 3, 2007 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh

That's just Chris Martin. The guy hasn't replied to me in years (even though, this entire diary was clearly aimed at me..therefore..I win!)

He's not even in my top five LSB jackasses.

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by Sharky on Apr 3, 2007 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hope

Im in the top 5!

"I snorted my father" - Keith Richards

by DJCahill on Apr 3, 2007 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You are no fun

I'm just fucking around with you.

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by Chris Martin on Apr 4, 2007 7:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep.

by Dustin on Apr 4, 2007 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Duffy has gay club friends

That's where all this crap stems from, no doubt.

I dont approve of it.

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by Sharky on Apr 3, 2007 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

by DJCahill on Apr 4, 2007 5:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i don't know.....

i would still probably commit an act upon it where there is no chance for procreation...

"Just a couple of kids who like to fuck,tryin' to make it honest. I get it."

by MATEO LEG on Apr 3, 2007 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Uh-huh

I'm sure this page needed to be 36 comments...

Losers..

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by Sharky on Apr 3, 2007 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Anyways

I got to wondering just how Chris Martin found this youtube?

I mean, he was searching for Hilary Duff youtubes?

The most innocent explanation I could come up with was that he happened to see her on GMA, perhaps this morning, and then searched for a youtube of the event to show us what he was talking about.

However, since that vid was uploaded 3/27 and it's now 4/3, that doesn't make sense.

I guess maybe he was just wandering around youtube and happened to see it? I dunno man..

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