surely someone knows enough about coding to figure it out.

not that i care about the stats not being updated a hour and a half after the game.

Its set to automatically update and upload a file from my computer to my webspace every night at 2am.

I'm not sure what architecture SBNation is built on, but it could be included with PHP via

<?php include("http://www.jtts.net/book1.htm"); ?>

or via shtml via

<!--#include virtual="book1.htm" -->