4 of the 30 least valuable position players in baseball collected in one team according to VoRP

22. Michael Young  -4.3
    
23. Gerald Laird -4.2
    
27. Frank Catalanotto -4
    
30. Nelson Cruz -3.9

Also congrats to the following who didnt make the top 30, but also made a valuable contribution to sucking the life out of this team.

Victor Diaz  -.9
Chris Stewart -.5
Jerry Hairston -.4

Not to Slight our fine pitchers for their brilliant work, here's our guys who made the 30 worst pitchers list

4. Brandon McCarthy -11.2
   
8. Kameron Loe -8.2
   
20. Vincente Padilla -5.6
    
29. Bruce Chen -4.5

Here is the honorable Mention list of others who are worth less than a roll of trainers tape who would help the team if they landed on the DL and were replaced by a replacement level player:

Jamey Wright  -3.1
Joaquin Benoit -.5
Scott Feldman  -.4
Kevin Millwood -.1

Congrats to the 15 of you for being worse than a replacement level player, and congrats to Jon Daniels for assembling this powerhouse where over half the players are below replacement level, and congrats to Ron Washington for inspiring and leading this fine group.

I'd say its close to time to blow this up, but does anyone really think that JD would get anything other than beanpies and cornnuts for anyone on this team?