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Kobayashi injured

We'll have to wait another year for the showdown with Joey Chestnut:

http://tinyurl.com/2bvznl

Jaw pain. How the mighty have fallen. Now what am I going to do with my 4th of July? Without competitive eating contests, I have a gaping hole in my life.

How much can you really say about competitive eating? That's all I've got.

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he just said the other day
he was gonna compete

by knockoutking24 on Jun 28, 2007 3:25 PM CDT   0 recs

OMG!!
How will he ever recover from such a horrible injury. Maybe he was hanging out with gay ranger fan maybe that is how he got injured. :)
"The Summer of Suck"

by boomer1 on Jun 28, 2007 3:29 PM CDT   0 recs

no homophobia please
Or else I'm taking my diary and going home.
loves me some "loves me some"

by trza on Jun 28, 2007 3:51 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Actually...
...that was kind of funny.  An obvious potshot.  But still, mildly humorous.  I wasn't offended.
Lick by lick, mountains erode

by RangerMoto on Jun 28, 2007 4:43 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

go go PC!
Some things PC just dont joke about!

Dead babies, great! Gay people, no!

by Sharky on Jun 28, 2007 6:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

fair enough
sorry to be a stick in the mud.
loves me some "loves me some"

by trza on Jun 28, 2007 5:22 PM CDT   0 recs

Chestnut vs. Kobayashi
Clash of the Titans.

This shit is hysterical. You know what job would thrill me? Beat reporter on the competitive eating circuit.

I guess the funniest in a long line of funnies are the groupies. Seriously, how do you top that? Scoring an exclusive interview w/ the VP of the Joey Chestnut 4EVA fan club...golden.

Only one thing comes close: bowling groupies...

"Why wasn't I moved by Million Dollar Baby? Because I have no soul, that's why." The Dirkatron, movie hater

by Brian Thomas on Jun 28, 2007 5:57 PM CDT   0 recs

The Black Widow
Sonya Thomas is the one that always makes my jaw drop.  She weighs about 105 but has eaten 38 lobsters, and ate 37 hot dogs at the Nathan's contest in 2005.  That beats Kobayashi on a hot dog to weight ratio.  She once out ate Chestnut in a Krystal Burger contest.

by t ball on Jun 28, 2007 8:48 PM CDT   0 recs

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