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Ballpark Promotions

I came up with some ideas for promotions that I would like to see for upcoming Ranger games.  Wondering if ya'll have any good ideas to add to the list?

  1. Free Beer Night.
  2. Topless Dancers as Ballgirls Night.  With guest appearance by Jose Lima's wife.
  3. Ron Washington Pimp Slap Night. Every time a Ranger pops up on the first pitch, Wash meets them at the top step of the dugout and delivers a backhand slap to the grill that is replayed on the Jumbotron.
  4. "Shock collar night" - the pitching staff wears shock collars and all the fans are given a clicker that delivers an electrical jolt whenever you push the button.
  5. Charge the Mound for No Reason Night. A random Ranger will charge the mound and start a fight for no reason.
  6. Padilla Pinata Night. Vinny buries a fastball in ribs to every batter that follows a base hit.
  7. Waving Wakamatsu Night. Wak waves every runner that reaches third base home, regardless of the situation.
  8. Real Cheese on the Nachos Night.
  9. Glove night. Every time a defender makes a poor play, he has to throw his glove into the crowd and play the rest of the game without it.
  10. Rosin bag grenade Night. All fans are given a rosin bag, and when Wash goes out to argue a call we can pull the pen and lob them onto the field.
  11. Ceremonial First Pitch Pitcher Night.  If the person that throws out the first pitch delivers a strike, they stay in the game until their ERA is worse than the nights scheduled starter.  This promotion would have the added benefit of saving the bullpen.
  12.  Broken Bat Night.  Every time a hitter breaks his bat, he has to go retrieve the biggest chunk of it and use that for the rest of his ABs.
  13.  World's Strongest Dot Race Night.  Instead of wearing the Dot costumes, the contestants in the Dot Race have to pull an airplane with their teeth and finish by lifting a series of 500 lb rocks onto pedestals.
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