Hey Brian Thomas

by LoneStarBallUser on Aug 23, 2007 8:04 PM CDT

I really hope you are doing ok after this. Get well soon buddy.

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I have never laughed

so hard in my life. Rest assure as a Sooner fan I would never do that to a Longhorn fan let alone another human.

Terminator of weeds...

by boomer1 on Aug 23, 2007 8:03 PM CDT reply actions

WOW.

that description is painful...

If Rangers Make Playoffs, I will be a Hundredaire via Online Betting....Let's Do This!

by SMITTY on Aug 23, 2007 8:24 PM CDT reply actions

Whoa,

Did you remember to turn your head and cough?

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by t ball on Aug 23, 2007 11:12 PM CDT reply actions

What a homo.

If he was that lonely, I'm sure there are more than enough homo-male escorts in the OK area.

by isaacbrock on Aug 24, 2007 6:36 AM CDT reply actions

Van Damn

A couple people here probably got their hopes up for a minute.

That story makes my juevos hurt just reading it. Pops must have had some sort of Fritz Von Eric grip.

I don't understand how that happened. I did some bartending, and you would never let some jagoff just scream incessantly at another patron who was minding his own business. You have to think the bar has some legal liability there.

I also find it curious that the authorities haven't decided whether or not to charge it as a felony.

If unprovoked testicle-removal isn't a felony, what is??

I will not get my comeuppance!

by Brian Thomas on Aug 24, 2007 8:15 AM CDT reply actions

LOL

Thanks, I have a new signature now.

If unprovoked testicle-removal isn't a felony, what is?? ...Brian Thomas

by Escher on Aug 24, 2007 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions

Unprovoked testicle removal

yet another thing much, much worse than dog fighting.

by DJCahill on Aug 24, 2007 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions

Indubitably

We agree. My scrote and anything else in the general vicinity are worth more than Michael Vick's dogs.

My DVD player still isn't...

I will not get my comeuppance!

by Brian Thomas on Aug 24, 2007 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions

my favorite part of the whole article:

The injury also caused Thomas to fall behind on his child support payments because he couldn't work.

priceless...

"No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of."

by Walter Sobchak on Aug 24, 2007 2:44 PM CDT reply actions

Well, it's unlikely

That he'll expand his list of recipients of those support checks.

(I can't believe I even thought of that!)

Time does funny things. The worst of which is, it keeps moving when you don't.

by Ed Coffin on Aug 24, 2007 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions

Interesting

Apparently the aggressor is a Church Deacon. This is also a completely different take on the situation.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20427493/

Maybe he should be a Wake Forest fan instead of OU.

If unprovoked testicle-removal isn't a felony, what is?? ...Brian Thomas

by Escher on Aug 24, 2007 4:00 PM CDT reply actions

Could have been worse,

had gone to the bar that night for one reason -- to play darts.

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by t ball on Aug 24, 2007 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions

ouch

that hurt to even read!
what i wonder is, if you are in a bar and some dude is yelling at a guy and then grabs his scrote how come no one grabbed a beer bottle and slammed it over the scrote grabbers head? or perhaps some headbutting action?

Can you please Look into getting a less funny signature? That's sarcasm, btw. - Sharky

by rentz on Aug 24, 2007 8:18 PM CDT reply actions