ALCS Game 5 Game Thread
Kazmir vs Matsuzaka
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Philadelphia vs. Tampa Bay
The streak of lousy World Serieses continues.
by oc on Oct 16, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Except for the fact that the Rays are gonna win this one.
Which makes it epic.
And at least a progressive front office won last year. If there’s going to be a boring sweep, I’d prefer it either be a progressive team or one I care about.
The Rays going from worst to first really cheapens it, for me anyway...
I’m all for the Rays dynasty… but, I would have like a one-year buffer.
by oc on Oct 16, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
How does it cheapen it?
Because their front office is genius and the team underperformed last season that makes the championship less somehow?
I hate Boston
they’re the only way this would have been a lousy WS (well… Angels v. Cubs would have been a personal nightmare for me…)
RAYS!
I’m torn. I want them to win, but I almost wish they were home instead of in Bahston.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I'm torn
I really don’t like Philly in any sport and as a Rangers fan I’m jealous of TB. After losing all those years and now they are on the brink of a WS and all we have went through collective as Rangers fans putting in our dues players and fans alike and still no WS let alone a series win.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
You should root for the Rays.
As validation for what a sabermetrically driven front office can do.
Blah, blah, Sox won last year and have more money.
Either way
When was the last time a World Series was played by two teams in the same time zone?
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Oct 16, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
No the White Sox and Astros a few years ago.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
You guys
I ditched last night’s GDT early because it was just HH replying to himself. Of course everyone showed up later.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
As did I
And if he shows up again I’m out.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
Naw...
let’s just make him cry.
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"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Hot damn, Rays!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Orson Scott Card
Speaking in Denton Sat afternoon at a HS gym for free – Enders Game is the subject matter.
Was just talking to a buddy of mine about this book
Is it worth a read at age 25? I know some people that read and loved it in high school, but I didn’t read Catcher in the Rye until college and the relation just wasn’t there like it could have been in my teens. Not saying that book is similar, just wondering
At this rate, he’ll be throwing 107-110 by 2012
Yeah, read it
then you can finish the Ender series of books and also enjoy the Shadow series, too.
Ender’s Shadow is greatness. Bean’s my hero.
Dammit!
I have the baseball channel on 3 channels, but no game.
I need a livestream!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Thx!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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I reccomend the XS sports link
It seems to be the best feed, and watching the canadian commercials is kinda fun.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Oh yeah,
that dude is cool. I hung out at his stream site when the Rangers played the BJs. He moved his site, and I lost him.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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That was the one with the chat room, right?
Yeah, that was an awesome feed. Probably the best I watched all year, because it was actually faster than the gameday audio was.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Yeah
I remember there was 4 or 5 of us there goofing on the Jays fans…iorange was one, LAMF dropped by one night…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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If you go out, or are
stuck at work, the game is on 770am in DFW.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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How many times have we seen that
from a Rangers pitcher? Makes my head hurt.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
Yep
Upton hit his 78th home run of this post season over the Monster.
Isn't that a record
or something?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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I'm on AC TV
I’ll switch during the commercial.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Boy
Kazmir don’t look too good. Although that wasn’t a bad pitch that Kotsay hit there.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Yay!
I got the stream running.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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I like how Julio Lugo is the best shortstop in one of these franchise's histories.
During a time of great loss.
For the other, he’s the worst ever, and was there during a time of great success.
Nice play!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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ahahahahaha
Awesome!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Oh wow
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Someone in the booth
talks like they have a loogy stuck to the back of their throat.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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It's the old
pitcher…whodat?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Darling, I think
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Well, I suppose the quicker we get through these playoffs the sooner the off-season wheeling and dealing will commence.
+1
Although at the same time, it’ll be tough not having any baseball period for about 5 months.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
I have the Home Run Derby
in a digital file. Mebbe I’ll up in somewhere in January or so.
How dat sound?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Remind me around then
I’ll split it up between rapidshare & megaupload & egoshare, et al.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Wash will be
Madden in 2 years.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Ya
and I’ll be Ian Kinsler
In reference to how good the Steelers have been in their history: "No one is even close to them."- Steal Home
Well
I suppose we could cling to a vague hope that Ron’s in-game management will improve if he gets a better bench coach to help him with it… I doubt it’ll make much of a difference though.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Racist much?
He’s black, not retarded.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Naw, I'm just fooling around
My dad has a friend from Alabama that makes Wash look like a speech professor. I can barely understand him sometimes.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
*O'Leens has it's
own lingo, that’s for sure.
*=New Orleans
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Because no matter what, if you make
a derogatory remark about a non-white guy, it’s racist.
What America do you live in?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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It's Texas.
A ton of the remarks against Wash I take as thinly veiled racism. Here, and elsewhere on the ’net.
You don’t think?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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No, I certainly don't.
Well, at least certainly not that one above. LSJesus has a long and storied history of hating on Wash’s baseball manuevers and calling him out for being a piss poor baseball man.
I was being horribly sarcastic.
Personally I think finding racism in that comment is the most racist thing I’ve seen in a long time.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
It wasn't aimed at lsj
jebers.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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heh
Okay. Fair enough.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
How was it not aimed at LSJ?
“Racist much? He’s black, not retarded.”
That was your freakin’ reply to his comment.
Aw, it's all good
My comment might have been a little uncalled for, irregardless of the race thing. I just like to take a good dig at Wash whenever I can.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
My LSB bitterness stems from people posting stuff they like, and not stuff that's smart.
I have learned this lesson.
by oc on Oct 16, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
You ever read Moneyball?
The last chapter will make you weep that this man is in charge of our team.
Me? No.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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I believe that was actually to LSJ.
It was supposed to be, at least.
Either way.
Also: Every baseball fan should read it. Great insight in to how a front office operates and what goes in behind the mystic walls of baseball. Beyond just the genius of its presentation.
Championships and dynasties were had long before sabermetrics and Moneyball had anything to do with anything.
It’s changed the game, yeah… but, for how long?
by oc on Oct 16, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Considering I already do weep over that all to often
I don’t really think I need to do that.
Seriously though… Moneyball is on my list of books to read whenever I start reading books again.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Pronounced
Shat’an…kinda like that
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Yeah
But it’s still spelled “Satan” on his jersey… that’s almost as epic as the Mets’ Angel Pagan… almost.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Snap!
We even get NHL highlights with XS…great.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Yeah, act all cool in the stands...
Scoreboard, Bitchez!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Damn sweet play by Eva!
Wow.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Heh
The announcers where trying to kiss up to Varitek right there… 74 OPS+ this year guys. Seventy-four.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
I love this series.
I asked a few people if they knew when the Dodgers play again, today while I was at work.
“No, when?”
“2009!!!”
Oh, and… “I sure am looking forward to watching the last baseball game before the World Series tonight when I get home.”
Twist that knife
haha
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Mr. Sub.
Too funny!
:)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Where be Micah?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Good question
Until Rachel dropped in, it’s pretty much been just you and me for the last 20 minutes.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
She's on her way.
Yay!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Sausage fest in here, eh?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, and we're waiting
for some big fat tongue…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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I could really go for a Longoria bomb here
Put a few more nails in the Sox coffin.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Heh
This is awesome. Just got back from a kickass family dinner and my least favorite team in all of pro sports is about to go down in flames, and at home no less.
Words cannot express how much I want to see Tampa celebrate the AL pennant on the field at Fenway.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
I hope some nice, timeless shots get taken of the entire team celebrating
with the Green Monster in the background.
Apparently I've been summoned
so I’m here :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
My presence was required elsewhere
About a year ago, I began a campaign to get one of the local sports teams to “go pink” during Breast Cancer Awareness Month. The volleyball team took me up on it and tonight was the night, so I needed to be there. It was great to see all that pink - a pink volleyball, pink socks, pink hair ribbons and pink tshirts they sold with all the proceeds going to the Susan G. Komen Foundation. Pretty awesome. I’m gunning for the football team next year. :)
And now I’m making brownies…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
That's coolness!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Evidence
The pink volleyball

and the pink socks

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I got it...
HAHAHA!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Volleyball Shorts = Awesome.
Fact.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Were those "loaded"
brownies?
;)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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No, but they are special
A brownie mix and a can of diet soda. Less calories :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Sesame ginger chicken thighs,
rice, spinach & wheat rolls cooking now. Yummy!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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You eat
really late. My grandma always used to say that would give you nightmares. I know its not true, but I believed it for the longest time. Damn old wives and their tales!
I'll eat normal
when baseball is gone…well, kinda.
Hi!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Howdy.
And something tells me you won’t eat normal when baseball is over, or you wouldn’t have to qualify it with ‘well, kinda.’
So where is your best buddy, hurlerhurley?
Hopefully
in rehab. Sheesh…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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They tried
to make hurler go to rehab, and he said nooo, nooo, no!
Damn, now I am going to have that song in my head all night.
Hey, I can fix it ...
Let’s think of another song for Rachel to have in her head …
Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl …
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
Try getting THAT one out of your head!
and thank YOU for that :P
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
WTH
kinda crap do you listen to?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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It was
the most annoying song to have in your head that I can think of. I don’t listen to Barry Manilow as a rule.
I wouldn't say it is the MOST annoying.
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I eat right before bed
I love it. Especially Blue Bell. Food tastes a million times more delicious when you’re eating it in bed.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Well how do you know that you don't like ladies before you go to bed if you haven't tried one yet?
by oc on Oct 16, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
The same way I know I don't like dudes right before bed, probably.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Not really
one is much pokey-er…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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hahaha
i guess you gotta watch what you say around these parts. i was about to say the same thing as you, actually so I am glad you said it first so you can get questioned.
haha thanks for your support?
at least I didn’t mention that “AirJordan’s response hits a little closer home for me”….
except for just there.
I knew better, and I said it anyway
Oh well. It’s almost the last gameday thread. may as well get in some more trouble.
Bwahaha
I had a dream about our little deal the other night. It was hilarious.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Talk to the hand!
Well, I mean…your hand.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Ha
Say what you want about it, my hand got me through the first 18 years of my life. I will never say anything bad about my hand.
You don't even know what I'm talking about
Do you?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
basically,
Micah and I would agree to kiss each other if it meant that immediately following, we get to make out with Chris Davis and C.J. Wilson, respectively.
I guess you missed Micah's famous love affair with him
After he came up…
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
He is cute
in a young stud sorta way. I prefer older men but I wouldn’t kick CD out of bed for sure.
Crackers?
If he is in my bed, it better not be crackers he is eating!
by Melmart1 on Oct 16, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
HA!!!!!
Rec for you!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Bwahaha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't
characterize him as “cute” Kinsler may be “cute” I mean he’s a ballplayer so I guess if I was a woman I would…..but I don’t think he looks good.
Who cares about his head or hair
with that mouth
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll convince him to switch
back to gum
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
A woman never shares her secrets
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay...
…so I really don’t know how I’d coerce him, but I’d find a way. I’m resourceful.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm there with you, Rachel
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
won't be getting any better
I’m working a night shift tomorrow, so I’ve got to stay up as late as I can tonight. Ideally until about 9 tomorrow morning, in fact. I’m already tired, so there’s no telling what my mind will be doing to me in a few hours.
Ha ha
I don’t think mine is tiredness. I blame all this testosterone we’re surrounded by.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Also
I’ve been reading some racy books lately.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Too good
They’re basically porn for women. Seriously. Very little plot, lots of steamy sex scenes.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I had to take a break
from the seriousness after reading Josh’s book and then a Jodi Picoult book
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Mel, Mel, Mel
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep. It's easy
Go up to a girl and ask her, “Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?” It never fails.
by AirJordan on Oct 16, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like him
More than I should
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Funny...very funny
Kinsler and Frankie were the ones who campaigned for us. The boys both agreed. The event happened in a corner of a hotel restaurant after one of the games…with quite an audience. :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
You know what's hilarious?
I could totally see them be the ones campaigning. Having flirted with Frankie (I know, I know) and Kinsler being crazy and bored in general.
Yeah
Kins went to work on CD (bc they’re buddies and all) and Frankie had a chat with CJ. It actually didn’t take too much coercing but they didn’t really think we’d do it. The whole concept seemed silly to them. But we did it and the reward was welllllllllll worth it.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe as I woke up
that was being discussed.
Stupid alarm.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Ice cream's cheaper.
And it doesn’t tell you to turn off your Simpsons DVD so it can get some sleep.
OT: God I’m happy to recently be rid of my ex.
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by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you eat
crackers in bed? Has someone kicked you out of the bed because of it? Was it worth the extra taste?
And now
that I am all caught up after the conference, I can devote all my attention to the game, too!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Actually, very good
analysis by the Canadian guys, without any hype. I enjoyed that.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Stringfellow Hawke... er, Greg Zaun there is a future coach or anylist
He’s a prefect fit for the role.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
So has Kazmir just been on tonight, or has it been Boston's hitters who've served up some serious fail tonight?
Somebody fill me in, I was out.
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Kazmir has been pretty good
A little shaky start, but has really settled down and his velocity has returned, sitting 92-95 (according to the gun), but probably a combination.
Kazmir has been a little wild at times
But he’s done a good job of keeping the Boston hitters off-balance. It’s a little bit of both, really: Boston’s not hitting and Kazmir’s been kind of effectively wild.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Zaunnie nailed it
Kazmir has been very good, but BOS has missed a few fat pitches.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Ok, you know the real reason, right?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
What's the real reason?
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by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Shields had a huge argument
with the home plate ump earlier this season. Madden didn’t want to derail anything tonight.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
It wasn't Shields. It was Kazmir.
The other theory is that Shields pitches pretty crappy on the road.
by oc on Oct 16, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Also
If you lose this game, then you;ve got one of your best pitchers going against Beckett, who has really struggled this postseason in TB.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
ugh... the baseball MSM is just brutal.
Absolutely brutal.
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by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Coo, thanks everyone.
It’s always nice to get impressions from people who aren’t half retarded like the Fox studio crew and the BBTN guys.
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by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I have not.
But there they are sucking of Lamar. Who’s done almost nothing for this team compared to the current regime.
It’s like they hate Friedman.
Tack on runs
COMIN’ UP!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
I wanna see someone turn around a Paps fastball
See how far it goes.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Closer in a non-save situation vs.
red hot hitter…who wins?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
I'ma go with Upton.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Where was this from BJ the entire year??
In reference to how good the Steelers have been in their history: "No one is even close to them."- Steal Home
Ever watch Jussasic Fight Club?
The one guy in the booth sounds just like the creepy guy who is one of the experts on that show…it took me this long to figure it out.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Why?
The Boston connection?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
29-5...oops!
Luv ya Buhstan!!!
hahaha
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Catcher anyone?
Tek just can’t hang at all… is that 5 sb’s thus far??
rrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnggggggg, rrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggggg
excuse me, mr. daniels… theo is on line one and he sounds frantic. he mentioned something about a salty master son… i’m not really sure, maybe you should take the call
At this rate, he’ll be throwing 107-110 by 2012
I'd want Bowden for Salty myself
Not that Mosterson is chopped liver or anything, but still…
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Either way
I just like the sink Masterson brings. Bowden has been more of a fly ball pitcher the last 2 seasons, but either way…
At this rate, he’ll be throwing 107-110 by 2012
Will someone please explain the point of these Charles Schwab commercials?
The Scanner Darkly animation… what’s the purpose?
No, he definitely could've caught that shit. It hit at the base of the wall. That was a good example of defense making pitchers look bad.
In the boxscore that shit looks like a double, but it just as easily could’ve (and in my mind, SHOULD’VE) been an out.
You gotta play for the out there, “Gabe”.
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by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Jason Varitek
he’s always the MVP for the team Boston is playing against.
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"Why bring dividing politics to this blog Adam? Why? I get enough of it everywhere else. I don’t want it on the sports blogs I read." - tasan
Umm
Take Balfour out.
Now.
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"Why bring dividing politics to this blog Adam? Why? I get enough of it everywhere else. I don’t want it on the sports blogs I read." - tasan
+1
don’t push your luck
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
NOW.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
what about him
posthocergopropterhoc
"Why bring dividing politics to this blog Adam? Why? I get enough of it everywhere else. I don’t want it on the sports blogs I read." - tasan
i musta missed something
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"Why bring dividing politics to this blog Adam? Why? I get enough of it everywhere else. I don’t want it on the sports blogs I read." - tasan
Madden is an IDIOT
posthocergopropterhoc
"Why bring dividing politics to this blog Adam? Why? I get enough of it everywhere else. I don’t want it on the sports blogs I read." - tasan
Imagine the reaction if Wash did that...
posthocergopropterhoc
"Why bring dividing politics to this blog Adam? Why? I get enough of it everywhere else. I don’t want it on the sports blogs I read." - tasan
pretty much all hell would break loose
In reference to how good the Steelers have been in their history: "No one is even close to them."- Steal Home
Me no likey
this, unless they lose by one run with a chance to win in a walkoff that fails. That might just crush the Boston fans, and that would be kinda sweet.
That might evoke even more tears
than just a flat out win. And I would enjoy that.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 16, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
BYU = Overrated
posthocergopropterhoc
"Why bring dividing politics to this blog Adam? Why? I get enough of it everywhere else. I don’t want it on the sports blogs I read." - tasan
Hey guys
Anyone think we could use a new thread? We’re up over 350 comments and my tvants feed is starting to protest a little… is Z around?
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
I'm leaning toward it
I was just giving Z a chance to see that if he’s around.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Well, if the Sox somehow tie it
And/or we have another 30 minute inning, there’s gonna be a lot more than 20 extra comments.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
At least Balfour tried.
Gross sucks big wet nasty gorilla butt hole and he doesn’t even make an effort.
I. Hate. Gabe. Gross.
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by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Gabe Gross is my new least favorite athlete in the history of the world.
Dwyade just got bumped down to number two. Wow. It feels weird to even write that.
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No, you're right, I already regret it. Temporary rage.
And I think the Mavs are real long shots. Dirk is still Dirk, but he doesn’t have the talent around him to go all the way. They needed to add a second scorer and they didn’t do it. If they get to the second round of the playoffs, good for them.
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by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
This is making me really nervous.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Who's that ruggedly handsome gentleman?
He’s turning me gay with his down to earth good looks and subtle masculine charm.
Make him stop.
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by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
oh, crap.
This feels like a Rangers game.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Good thing they didn't bring Howell in to face the lefty
Lets see. Two lefties bat, two lefties hit homers. Your best LHP reliever never gets in the game. That makes no sense.
Jeebus be praised, I sure hope so.
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by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Good thing JP or Price didn't get to pitch to Kotsay
Is Wash managing this game?
You know
I don’t know why I’m still rooting for the Sox. The only reason I was rooting for them was so Manny can whoop that ass. But now that it’s not gonna happen… I guess it’s Ranger bitterness towards the Rays.
I assumed it was cause you're a freedom-hating liberal commie bastard who loves to kick puppies.
Is there any other reason to root for the Sawx?
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by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay
If you have three lefties in your bullpen (two of which dominate lefty batters) and your closer is getting shelled, why is he still in the game? He must have pics of Maddon in a compromising position.
Wow
Another piss poor OF play by the Rays.
Nothing pisses me off worse than misplays in the OF. If you can get your glove on it, f’ing catch it, Bossman, Jr.!
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diatribe on maddon tomorrow, plz, ajm
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"Why bring dividing politics to this blog Adam? Why? I get enough of it everywhere else. I don’t want it on the sports blogs I read." - tasan
Good thing they didn't bring in a lefty
That worked out great for the Rays.
Man, the TBS crew is practically rooting for the Sox at this point
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
That
and the crowd is why I’ve had this game on mute for the last two innings.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Joe Maddon should be banned from baseball
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"Why bring dividing politics to this blog Adam? Why? I get enough of it everywhere else. I don’t want it on the sports blogs I read." - tasan
+1
Worst managed two innings in the history of the world.
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by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Gabe Gross...
just Raul Ibanez’d that throw.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 16, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions
Not his fault.
Sometimes pitchers don’t have it.
Even Worsh would’ve yanked him out by testicles before he had the chance to give it all back.
He and Gross need to go away forever.
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by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, tie game
Overflow thread time:
http://www.lonestarball.com/2008/10/16/636869/alcs-game-5-overflow-threa
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
I’m predicting dramatics.
Red Sox win it in the 9th.
by oc on Oct 16, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No way
Rays stun in the 9th.
by tyd3311 on Oct 16, 2008 4:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
Joe Maddon should be banned from baseball
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"Why bring dividing politics to this blog Adam? Why? I get enough of it everywhere else. I don’t want it on the sports blogs I read." - tasan
re:
+1
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by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
This has me all upset.
I’m not getting to bed on time tonight.
FU, Joe Maddon.
Stop F’ing with my world.
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Joe Maddon would have put Big Papi in.
“He hit a homer, I thought he was due! I’m Joe Maddon! I wear Buddy Holly glasses! People seem to like me because I’m polite and I’m rarely late.”
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by thedirkatron on Oct 16, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
You suck Carlos
Eff you Joe Maddon for being a gigantic ass.
posthocergopropterhoc
"Why bring dividing politics to this blog Adam? Why? I get enough of it everywhere else. I don’t want it on the sports blogs I read." - tasan
okay, i was harsh
carlos, u don’t suck…
Maddon, u do…
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9th
lets run Wheeler back out there and get this thing over with. Then tell Maddon if he ever uses Wheeler again, he is fired on the spot.
He has two awesome lefties
Howell and Price. The Red Sox top hitters in the 7th and 8th were left-handed and he kept two crappy righties in there that got shelled.
FUCKKKKKKKKKK MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the phone with the chicka…I can’t be angry right now!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
What the hell
are you doing in here if you are talking to the gf? Get your priorities straight, boy!
Maddon
If he brought in Howell and Price in the 7th and 8th, it would be 7-0 right now. So yes, that was his fault.
What do you mean?
He got three outs in a row. It just happens the third one was thrown into the stands. Can’t blame the pitcher there.
Infield hit?
That is some home town scoring. That is a two base error all the way/
What did he do?
He hit a routine grounder to third base. A MLB third baseman has to make that play every time.
The catch was the hard part
Youkilis is slow as hell. He had all day to make the throw and he fired it straight into the ground. He has to make that play.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I hate the Red Sox.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
rays could be in trouble
that was a mavs game 3 of the finals esque choke. absolutely had it and blew it. gotta get this one in game six or it becomes really dicey.

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