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Another reason to root for the Rays

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Amen, Adam

That stare down crap before each pitch is too much. I hope it’s all a bit.

"until they are good, they are not good" - seth

by inactive lsb user on Oct 19, 2008 11:34 AM CDT reply actions  

he can take that finger

and point it up his ass

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Oct 19, 2008 11:37 AM CDT reply actions  

intensity

I wouldn’t mind seeing a few guys like that on the Rangers…

by meatbonelefty on Oct 19, 2008 11:41 AM CDT reply actions  

It seems that Pads is the only one

A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555

by boomer1 on Oct 19, 2008 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Paps

Might actually be the one and only guy on that team I like (well, him and Lester). At the very least, I have an immense respect for what he can do with a baseball. I hope he leaves the Sox somesday so I can actually root for him a little.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Oct 19, 2008 11:44 AM CDT reply actions  

That said, if the Rays lose tonight

I hope they tend to be “wordy”:

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by LSJ on Oct 19, 2008 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

That is freakin

hilarious!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 19, 2008 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds like Padzilla...

after a night of binge drinking.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Oct 19, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

He doesn't binge

But yeah, that’s an image I hope other teams keep in mind.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Oct 19, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

the guys on the red sox i like:

lester.
wakefield.

uhhhh….

"I don’t know of a single thing Obama’s done except talk and write." - Newt Gingrich
"I'm more happy to be a Dallas Cowboy than when I got my first bike" - Roy Williams (WR)

by knockoutking on Oct 19, 2008 11:47 AM CDT reply actions  

I don't really like any of them.

And Youkilis and Pedroia are 2 of the 5 worst people currently alive today.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

by thedirkatron on Oct 19, 2008 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate Youkilis

in that Newman/Keith Hernandez style hate. He may as well have spit on my kid or something.

by bushe on Oct 19, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Youk is the absolute worst

and that is coming from a guy that kinda likes Swisher.

What would you ask Nolan Ryan: "... as a former pitcher, what would you think about having a useless lug standing out there behind you."

Then I'd tell him that useless lug’s name is Michael Young. -- lonestarJesus

by tricer on Oct 19, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

The guys on the Red Sox I like

Papi - I really want to dislike him, but I just can’t.
Lester — I don’t know why I like him, I just do.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lester

Everyone has to say they like him because he had cancer. You can’t say you hate someone with cancer.

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 19, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

somebody should have relayed this simple truth

to Greg LeMond.

What would you ask Nolan Ryan: "... as a former pitcher, what would you think about having a useless lug standing out there behind you."

Then I'd tell him that useless lug’s name is Michael Young. -- lonestarJesus

by tricer on Oct 19, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think that's all there is for me

But you’re probably right in some cases

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by The Best Micah on Oct 19, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go Red Sox.

Why does everybody hate them? They’re good at playing baseball. Fun team to watch in my opinion.

I resent the Drays for being a much younger franchise and doing better than the Rangers ever dreamed of doing. Seeing them in the ALCS is like a slap in the face.

by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2008 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

It's 2 reasons mainly.

Partly because the Red Sox are all a bunch of tools (see picture above) and partly because their fans are the most obnoxious fans in the world. They should get a Guiness Book of Worlds Records entry for most pink shirts and popped collars in a fanbase.

by macromorgan on Oct 19, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm...

…probably more obnoxious than most Red Sox fans, so I guess that’s part of the reason I like them. Say what you want about Boston fans, they know and appreciate the game. I’m not sure if the passion is quite the same in Tampa/St. Pete.

by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hate the sox

they are like the angels were in the early part of the century. They lead the ML in douche+ and value over replacement tool. And how can anyone like youkilis? He makes Erstad look talented and graceful and his between pitch calisthenic routine is even more annoying that a Nomar at bat.

by bushe on Oct 19, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, no, no

No team will ever suck more than the Angels. Never.

by Black Francis on Oct 19, 2008 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

take the sox off your eyes

and look at how they act in the field. I can’t really distinguish between Eckstien and Pedroia or Erstad and Youk. Percival and Paps have to be related I’m just not sure how. Ortiz and Spiezio go the the same chin stylist and seriously what the hell was behind the plate for both of them?

by bushe on Oct 19, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

redsox

i honestly used to root for them until they started winning world series all the time and got their big bandwagon fans.
i don’t exactly loathe them, but i’m just ready for a new team to succeed

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Oct 19, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm the exact same way...

i liked them when they were underdogs. now that they’ve had their time in the sun, one of the other underdogs need to take them down.

by chase182 on Oct 19, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reasons to hate the Red Sox

1. Their fans are THE WORST
2. Their media is THE WORST
3. Youkilis
4. Pedroia
5. for some people, not me for some reason, Papelbon

I agree that the Angels are more hatable, just because of the WunderDog and their manager. They don’t even need all of their other reasons beyond those two. And I also think that the White Sox are right there with the Red Sox.

But mainly, in this case, it’s probably about 80% little guy vs big guy syndrome.

by Brett Perryman on Oct 20, 2008 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just because every team in dallas

plays like a pussy hole when it counts doesn’t mean we have to hate on a player who seems to perform best under pressure.

by clark on Oct 19, 2008 1:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Easy There

Hey man… the only reason the Rangers haven’t succeeded in the past was that they didn’t have enough Matt Kata in their lineup. 9 Matt Kata’s in your lineup and you’re dominating all the other pussy hole teams in the league!

by macromorgan on Oct 19, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's no stare down

He’s just telling the batter what pitch he’s gonna throw. And he’s so good, the batter still misses.

by chrisR on Oct 19, 2008 3:07 PM CDT reply actions  

x

Reminds me of this

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Oct 19, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh

For a sequel you could use his stupid dancing for the timpani strokes.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Oct 20, 2008 7:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

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