The motto of the 2009 Texas Rangers

by Adam J. Morris on Oct 2, 2008 10:30 AM CDT Comment 35 comments

We ain't coddling our pitchers no more!

I think that's how the phones should be answered when you call the Rangers.

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LOL

AJM is in a wonderful mood this morning…

by N41D on Oct 2, 2008 10:38 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

This could simply have been

a comment in one of your previous posts or in the bus thread to the right…

Adam remained calm in the face of a hurricane but can’t take Tom Hicks. I sympathize.

In essentials, unity. In non-essentials, liberty. In all things, love.

by t ball on Oct 2, 2008 10:38 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

by Telegraph on Oct 2, 2008 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs

haha that's hysterical!

Steal Home R.I.P. 9/10/08

by LAMuscleFag on Oct 2, 2008 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You know who would be a good manager here?

Dusty Baker.

"Oh well, McCain is pretty communist anyway,... we can be 70% communist with McCain,"-Sharky

by DJCahill on Oct 2, 2008 10:40 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh dear God...

…that’s a scary thought. But I do wonder how Nolan would answer if asked his opinion on Baker’s track record with arms.

Physician: Primum non nocere

Batter: First, make no out

by Chad Crudup on Oct 2, 2008 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe if Mark Prior had thrown some more pitches in the minors he wouldn't have gotten hurt in the majors!

Yeeeeee-Haaaaaaaaaaw!

Texas High Heat!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

by thedirkatron on Oct 2, 2008 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs

nice

rec

he’s still hitting better than Saltalasuckia—while playing vastly superior defense...Athos

by Escher on Oct 2, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sounds like

You need a drink, even at this hour. Bloody Mary maybe?

I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.

by TheBZA on Oct 2, 2008 10:49 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I'll take it!! Grey Goose please!

oh you’re talking to Adam….nevermind :)

Steal Home R.I.P. 9/10/08

by LAMuscleFag on Oct 2, 2008 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's no reason we can't all enjoy a drink...

…this lovely October morning. I think I’ll take an early lunch so I can make sure to get one in before noon.

Physician: Primum non nocere

Batter: First, make no out

by Chad Crudup on Oct 2, 2008 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you go Chad!

Steal Home R.I.P. 9/10/08

by LAMuscleFag on Oct 2, 2008 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm back from my five-beer lunch...

…and all I can say is wow I really don’t give a shit about Nolan Ryan’s impact on our pitchers.

Unfortunately when this buzz wears off I will care again.

Physician: Primum non nocere

Batter: First, make no out

by Chad Crudup on Oct 2, 2008 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

HAHAHAHA

funny what 5 beers will do for ya :)

Steal Home R.I.P. 9/10/08

by LAMuscleFag on Oct 2, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Man

I feel like I messed up. Today, went home to eat lunch; no Dr. Peppers to drink (what I pretty much always drink with lunch). Only things left in my fridge are:

Dos Equis
Sam Adams Octoberfest
Modello Especial

I drank water. Sigh.

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by FuturePants on Oct 2, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I tried that Sam Octoberfest recently...

…not bad. I’m a Guinness man ordinarily but alas Outback didn’t have it.

I never have liked Especial but their Negro Modelo is one of my favorites.

Physician: Primum non nocere

Batter: First, make no out

by Chad Crudup on Oct 2, 2008 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Whoops, NEGRA Modelo...

…hope no one was offended.

Physician: Primum non nocere

Batter: First, make no out

by Chad Crudup on Oct 2, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's wasis!!!

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by LAMuscleFag on Oct 2, 2008 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

x

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4366/waisiswl8.gif

I’ll leave this one as a link, just in case.

by Melmart1 on Oct 2, 2008 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hahaha thanks Mel...

for the proper spelling of “waisis”

Steal Home R.I.P. 9/10/08

by LAMuscleFag on Oct 2, 2008 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well the good part is..

you saved yourself about 150 or more calories so you can have a couple bites of cheescake later and be even for the day :)

Steal Home R.I.P. 9/10/08

by LAMuscleFag on Oct 2, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't worry about calories.

I’m 6’1", and I can not work out at all and I’ll weigh 170. I can lift my ass off and I’ll weigh 180.

I’m pretty much like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day in that one scene where he’s just eating whatever.

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by FuturePants on Oct 3, 2008 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll take

the Bloody Mary, but with Chiroc instead of Grey Goose. Oh, and leave out the Tabasco, tomato juice and celery, please.

by Melmart1 on Oct 2, 2008 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like Bloody Marys with Gin.

by FuturePants on Oct 2, 2008 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

say whhhhaaaatttt??

Did I hear that right? A bloddy mary without tabasco, tomato juice and celery?!? That’s not a bloody mary girlie that’s bloody awful!!

Steal Home R.I.P. 9/10/08

by LAMuscleFag on Oct 2, 2008 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think he means a martini.

by FuturePants on Oct 2, 2008 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Martinis

work too. My favorite cocktail is a dirty martini w/ 3 olives. Oh, and I am a she, not a he. :)

by Melmart1 on Oct 2, 2008 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think...

…one of the most delicious foods on earth has to be a gin soaked olive. Is it Friday?

by FuturePants on Oct 2, 2008 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Haha

I meant a glass of vodka. :)

by Melmart1 on Oct 2, 2008 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

A Southwest Airlines stewardess the other day could not believe that I didn’t want ice to accompany my tiny bottle of Dewar’s. Not my favorite scotch, but it’s all they had, so like all my scotch, I drank it neat. She was repulssed.

by FuturePants on Oct 2, 2008 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Haha

I guess growing up with Tequila, its so funny to me cus we just drank it straight, no lemon,salt and not chilled with ice like you see it served in restaurants. So my instinct is to drink all liquor that way, but yea, vodka is better on the rocks or in a martini.

by Melmart1 on Oct 2, 2008 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs