The motto of the 2009 Texas Rangers
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 2, 2008 10:30 AM CDT
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PrintWe ain't coddling our pitchers no more!
I think that's how the phones should be answered when you call the Rangers.
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This could simply have been
a comment in one of your previous posts or in the bus thread to the right…
Adam remained calm in the face of a hurricane but can’t take Tom Hicks. I sympathize.
In essentials, unity. In non-essentials, liberty. In all things, love.
You know who would be a good manager here?
Dusty Baker.
"Oh well, McCain is pretty communist anyway,... we can be 70% communist with McCain,"-Sharky
Oh dear God...
…that’s a scary thought. But I do wonder how Nolan would answer if asked his opinion on Baker’s track record with arms.
Physician: Primum non nocere
Batter: First, make no out
Maybe if Mark Prior had thrown some more pitches in the minors he wouldn't have gotten hurt in the majors!
Yeeeeee-Haaaaaaaaaaw!
Texas High Heat!
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Oct 2, 2008 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
Sounds like
You need a drink, even at this hour. Bloody Mary maybe?
I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.
That's no reason we can't all enjoy a drink...
…this lovely October morning. I think I’ll take an early lunch so I can make sure to get one in before noon.
Physician: Primum non nocere
Batter: First, make no out
I'm back from my five-beer lunch...
…and all I can say is wow I really don’t give a shit about Nolan Ryan’s impact on our pitchers.
Unfortunately when this buzz wears off I will care again.
Physician: Primum non nocere
Batter: First, make no out
Man
I feel like I messed up. Today, went home to eat lunch; no Dr. Peppers to drink (what I pretty much always drink with lunch). Only things left in my fridge are:
Dos Equis
Sam Adams Octoberfest
Modello Especial
I drank water. Sigh.
I tried that Sam Octoberfest recently...
…not bad. I’m a Guinness man ordinarily but alas Outback didn’t have it.
I never have liked Especial but their Negro Modelo is one of my favorites.
Physician: Primum non nocere
Batter: First, make no out
Whoops, NEGRA Modelo...
…hope no one was offended.
Physician: Primum non nocere
Batter: First, make no out
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well the good part is..
you saved yourself about 150 or more calories so you can have a couple bites of cheescake later and be even for the day :)
Steal Home R.I.P. 9/10/08
I don't worry about calories.
I’m 6’1", and I can not work out at all and I’ll weigh 170. I can lift my ass off and I’ll weigh 180.
I’m pretty much like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day in that one scene where he’s just eating whatever.
I'll take
the Bloody Mary, but with Chiroc instead of Grey Goose. Oh, and leave out the Tabasco, tomato juice and celery, please.
say whhhhaaaatttt??
Did I hear that right? A bloddy mary without tabasco, tomato juice and celery?!? That’s not a bloody mary girlie that’s bloody awful!!
Steal Home R.I.P. 9/10/08
Martinis
work too. My favorite cocktail is a dirty martini w/ 3 olives. Oh, and I am a she, not a he. :)
Not even ice? Hardcore.
A Southwest Airlines stewardess the other day could not believe that I didn’t want ice to accompany my tiny bottle of Dewar’s. Not my favorite scotch, but it’s all they had, so like all my scotch, I drank it neat. She was repulssed.
Haha
I guess growing up with Tequila, its so funny to me cus we just drank it straight, no lemon,salt and not chilled with ice like you see it served in restaurants. So my instinct is to drink all liquor that way, but yea, vodka is better on the rocks or in a martini.
2009 Motto
Baseball you can appreciate.
(And leave off the ‘when you decide to do so’’ )
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Oct 2, 2008 4:23 PM CDT reply actions
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