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Go Rays

Make the American League proud. Will be an amazing story if they pull it off. I’ll call Rays in 6.

I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.

by TheBZA on Oct 22, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad

We can’t hope it ends in a tie.

A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555

by boomer1 on Oct 22, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Phillies in 6.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Took me 5-6 seconds

Hilarious.

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Oct 22, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh...

that’s one ugly stadium

by chrisR on Oct 22, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rays in 6

Hamels wins twice.

by philkid3 on Oct 22, 2008 6:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just be a good series

I don’t hate either team. In fact, I kinda like both of them.

Two seasons ago in September (I think) I mentioned here that I really like watching the D-Rays since they had a lot of young exciting players and, if the Rangers weren’t in the running, I’d just like them to show promise of things to come.

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Oct 22, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's what I said

May 2, 2007

I never write off the season until the Rangers are all but mathmatically eliminated. That said, if performance warrants, I’m all for blowing it up this season.
I look at the D-Rays, Marlins, D-Backs (to a lesser extent) and even the Royals, and think that it must be exciting to be a fan of those teams. Sure, they probably won’t win a division (D-Backs excepted), but there’s potential.

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/5/2/95029/32614#

Not exactly what I recall saying (or the timeframe) but I guess the same intent is there. Kinda weird when you think where the Rangers are now and how we’re getting a bit excited for the future.

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Oct 22, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seen the McCain/Obama FOX promo?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv9BcITsPyI

Pretty well done if you ask me.

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Oct 22, 2008 6:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

has this already been showed?

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Oct 22, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone else's

audio keep cutting out?

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

mine has a couple of times

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Oct 22, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta run

I’ll be back by 9, I suspect.

Don’t let anything good happen ’til I get back.

by RachelB on Oct 22, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's a long

booze run…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok.

We will be greatly anticipating the return of Rachel……NOT.
J/K, but not really.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do not say "we" as if you speak for everyone

I will be glad when Rachel is back.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're only saying that cause she's a woman.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, no...

I consider a Rachel a friend, so I enjoy her company. I do not like all the females who have posted on this site.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok then I believe you...

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the

My funny, what happened to my funny? It was supposed to say NOT at the end of that. Now my comedy routine for the night is ruined.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay!

Free tacos.
Tacos rule.

by chrisR on Oct 22, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gimme some, Baby!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, wtf is our boy Gross?

Huh?

OMG, it’s the ButtStreet Boyz……………MUTE!!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

This sucks, Butthead. Change it.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're reuniting for another tour

Didn’t you get the memo?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Backstreet Boys eh?

Glad my sound is in and out right now

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Oct 22, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mine still is too.

Getting ready to switch to XM for audio, I think

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cursed

The rays were going to win until they brought out the backstreet boys for the anthem

I like you, I like baseball!

by RangerMack on Oct 22, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

if I wasn't already offended at the mere idea of the Backstreet Boys

I’d definitely be offended by the way they’re mangling it.

------------
:) - Obligatory smiley showing I don't mean whatever mean
spiritedness is likely contained in the preceding post

by jtts on Oct 22, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No Shit!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

worst

anthem ever

I like you, I like baseball!

by RangerMack on Oct 22, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No Shit!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welp, that was butchered

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Oct 22, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No Shit!

Fucking pathetic.

Them: But we are “artists”…we need to express ourselves through our music.

Me; Get bent, dooshwad!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That game looks REALLY FUN!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SOA is greatness, FYI.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Sons of Anarchy.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed

i wasnt that into it at first, but it really picked up after the first few episodes

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Oct 22, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

Best Song Ever

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think I could be a Rays fan, at the game

without a mohawk.

Come on peeps, get with the program!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So I'm in class

Somebody describe this horrid National Anthem in excruciating detail for me.

by Joey Matschulat on Oct 22, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What class?

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Class names

always crack me up.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that about Big Trucks, Goatees, and Overworked Biceps?

Or am I off base?

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Oct 22, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha... big trucks

then you will like this.

A video site for tractors lol.

http://www.youtractor.com/

A Texas Designer's Map of the World

by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting.

I would give a description but I didn’t see it. Thankfully, I guess.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Basically

It was acapella…and they repeated a few lines. It was a strange arrangement. Perhaps too modern for the folks on here. I didn’t care for it either, but I wasn’t about to get up in arms about it.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes people go for a slightly different arrangement.

It can be a hit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbZTmcIfdBQ

But this was a miss

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Oct 22, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greatest anthem ever.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love it

I love that commercial too

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Oct 22, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who is the best hitter in the WS?

Utley? Howard? Longoria?…..

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

David Duchovny

Smile when you call me Beat Weed!

by Clueless on Oct 22, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

He’s the best “palmer”…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My goal

is to shatter the LSB record by single posts by a user in a GDT.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Utley GONE!

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

o noes

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Buh bye

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Oct 22, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kazmir looks shaken.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, wait, wait

You have to bitch and moan about how terrible Utley is and how the Philies have no chance of winning before you bandwagon.

by robert_d_wilfong on Oct 22, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn you freaking shift.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Howard is a large man

It’s like Demarcus Ware with a bat

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Oct 22, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That is some gel on Utley's hair.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a ball.

Whatever, 2-0. Hamels will throw a 4 hitter.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So...Mike Schmidt announces the Phillies lineup

But the Rays have to do their own?

What’s up with that?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You're right

they should have got Jose Canseco.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Josh Hamilton was busy with his book signing

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Oct 22, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time to get my joke series started...

If anybody listened to the ticket don’t answer.
What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nobody?

The answer is Dr. Dre. Get it? Rhymes Don’t worry there’s more where that came from.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

double play you Rays bitches

A Texas Designer's Map of the World

by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

um end on the first

who’s winning?

Phillies

A Texas Designer's Map of the World

by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sheen and MJ

what a weird duo.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They both love

hookers.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You are serious about the GDT posts record huh?

ACU Wildcat Football
7-0, #2 in AFCA D2 poll, #2 in D2football.com poll, #1 in Super Region 4, Scoring 53.3 ppg, Allowing 15.9 ppg

Bernard Scott: 142 carries, 1110 yards, 13 TDs rushing
28 catches, 563 yards, 5 TDs receiving

by SaltyDawg on Oct 22, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If 2 collars had a race how would it end?

In a tie!

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Scooter

You need to get the hitter out. not walk them. Pitching 101.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

'Sup Peeps

So this is it…

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't get your hopes up

on a good GDT. This is the me show.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

Well… if you need supporting images or GIFs, let me know…

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

'Bout time,

mf!

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha, Victorino was getting up to argue

He knew he was out

ACU Wildcat Football
7-0, #2 in AFCA D2 poll, #2 in D2football.com poll, #1 in Super Region 4, Scoring 53.3 ppg, Allowing 15.9 ppg

Bernard Scott: 142 carries, 1110 yards, 13 TDs rushing
28 catches, 563 yards, 5 TDs receiving

by SaltyDawg on Oct 22, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

or at least thought he was

ACU Wildcat Football
7-0, #2 in AFCA D2 poll, #2 in D2football.com poll, #1 in Super Region 4, Scoring 53.3 ppg, Allowing 15.9 ppg

Bernard Scott: 142 carries, 1110 yards, 13 TDs rushing
28 catches, 563 yards, 5 TDs receiving

by SaltyDawg on Oct 22, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do pigs make good spies?

They’re excellent at going in-hog-nito.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That Hawaiian dude

was dead meat.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hehe! Get it....

SPAM!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What did the spanish guy say to his chickens?

Oh-Lay!

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pace yourself

ACU Wildcat Football
7-0, #2 in AFCA D2 poll, #2 in D2football.com poll, #1 in Super Region 4, Scoring 53.3 ppg, Allowing 15.9 ppg

Bernard Scott: 142 carries, 1110 yards, 13 TDs rushing
28 catches, 563 yards, 5 TDs receiving

by SaltyDawg on Oct 22, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're probably right.

Time to talk about the game.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can double your joke pst count by leaving them unanswered to start

ACU Wildcat Football
7-0, #2 in AFCA D2 poll, #2 in D2football.com poll, #1 in Super Region 4, Scoring 53.3 ppg, Allowing 15.9 ppg

Bernard Scott: 142 carries, 1110 yards, 13 TDs rushing
28 catches, 563 yards, 5 TDs receiving

by SaltyDawg on Oct 22, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

But that would be really punishing the GDT. I have enough jokes :)

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And one you stole

from Corby.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh sir

Let us just enjoy the jokes. I pretty sure he doesn’t want his name attributed to that terrible of a joke anyways.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hehe

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just here for moral support

I’m like the people at the marathons with cups of gatorade

ACU Wildcat Football
7-0, #2 in AFCA D2 poll, #2 in D2football.com poll, #1 in Super Region 4, Scoring 53.3 ppg, Allowing 15.9 ppg

Bernard Scott: 142 carries, 1110 yards, 13 TDs rushing
28 catches, 563 yards, 5 TDs receiving

by SaltyDawg on Oct 22, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kazmir is about to get rocked.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhhh!

We need more Cowbells!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bases loaded

for Rollins. He’ll hit in to a DP. SHUT UP Joe Buck. Nobody cares about what you say.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I knew it.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So

Just watched the Utley HR from the first inning… maan. Rays pitching might have more of a handful than we thought.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhhh!

We need more Cowbell!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hosed

ACU Wildcat Football
7-0, #2 in AFCA D2 poll, #2 in D2football.com poll, #1 in Super Region 4, Scoring 53.3 ppg, Allowing 15.9 ppg

Bernard Scott: 142 carries, 1110 yards, 13 TDs rushing
28 catches, 563 yards, 5 TDs receiving

by SaltyDawg on Oct 22, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

PETA is sooooo

happy right now…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No doubt.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wooot, UPTON!

Damn, that was Josh Hamilton-esque.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

upton

all i could think when i saw that throw was “Why on earth was he ever a 2b?”

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Oct 22, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why didn't the girl leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamels with a nice K.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If Hamels changeup is on like that for the entire night

The Rays are gonna be in trouble.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hamels is very badass

this post season…and tonight too!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of my very favorite pitchers to watch

One of my favorite pitchers period.

But I’ll tell you something: they really do have the radar guns juiced for the postseason, because I don’t think I’ve ever seen him throw 94 MPH before.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

For realz?

Mebbe he is juiced too, it is the W.S.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's what's interesting

The Girl said that as soon as he did.

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Oct 22, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gawd, what a hose!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

1 2 3

Holland… If Holland turned out to be as good as Hamels. I would be willing to shit 3 baseballs.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?

A tuba toothpaste

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hulk is not as good as

Iron Man, dammit!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not even close reallly...

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

Cause if it had four it would be a chicken sedan!

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kazmir doesn't have it.

Get Jackson ready.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Edwin Jackson

the long man. I would’ve yanked him. But he looks like he’s getting his S together right now. Another reason why I would be a terrible manger.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zobrist...

He’s no Gross.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm kinda bored with this game

I’m gonna go watch “Friday Night Lights” and check in later. Have fun!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bye!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're bored with a WS game?

in the 2nd inning? Unless you’re leaving beacuse of me that is not a baseball fan.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Saracen > this game

:)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hot guy driven

I’m sure.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A girl deserves eye candy

At least I do.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NP

It’s all good.

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sore loser

damn, Mic… hang in there. The Rays might try and comeback. However I doubt it. hahahahahahahaha

A Texas Designer's Map of the World

by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What do you say when you lose your dog?

Dog-Gone!

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Actually

That’s what I said when Scott Kazmir worked around a leadoff double by ripping through the 3-4-5 hitters.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reallly?

You a PHhils fan? If you’re not,,, That doesn’t make much sense.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm for the Rays

But after the way Kazmir looked the first couple innings, that was a bit of a suprise.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn’t do it on porpoise.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me!

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude

I could open a book of jokes and relentlessly post them. Ever since Snoop and Dr. Dre, it’s gone downhill.

How about this – we’ll do famous quotations: “Error of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to combat it.” Thomas Jefferson.

Space them out.

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Oct 22, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Liar

This is real skill we’re talking about here.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, uh-hu.

2 pitch guys can’t start…whatevah!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Serious question: Gay or Not gay

Is liking the Riverdance Gay?

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Totally.

100 freakin’ %.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But, But, But

It looks so cool.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Congratulations. Rodney

You just spared the remaining people on here 9 full innings of more me. I’ll be back later.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, let's play

“I win!”

lol

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Walks suck.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bases loaded.

Oh boy.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why can't Fox include

runs in the stat line? Sheesh…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pass the Dooby

This shit is gettin’ hairy…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dp

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CRAP!!!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Upton

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

Well, since LSB 2.0 ate my FAIL, I might as well take the time to grab a FAIL pic:

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

width=250

K?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Flyin' Hawaiian!!!!

PETA just hates hime!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh

Who was that there down in the Rays dugout grabbing himself some chew? FOX sure picked the wrong time to pan the camera over there…

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Zobrist,

I think.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, Kaz

this game could be 8-0 right now…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamels > Kazmir

Chalk up another run. Oh what ist that now.

3-0 Phillies

um eom

A Texas Designer's Map of the World

by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Then Kaz gets all pissed

and does that!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If only he hadn't made that mistake to Utley

His slipping out of all these jams would look a little better.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True. But, when he gets

pissed tonight, watch out. He needs to focus/channel better.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

Maybe so.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHOAH!!

CRAWFORD!!!

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

bad pitch by Hamels

Crawford just jacked that one out

A Texas Designer's Map of the World

by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YAY!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh HELL

please no cowbells on LSB

A Texas Designer's Map of the World

by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the contrary

We need

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watching an alternate broadcast from Europe on justin.tv

It’s a NASN feed, broadcast to Europe and covered by ESPN it appears..

I LOVE that they use the center field camera that is dead straight behind home plate. The fact we don’t get that angle on US broadcasts is really lame.

BTW — you can watch the game live right here.

by alon91 on Oct 22, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice feed

Thanks.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A little off topic, but...

Did anyone go see Josh in Plano on Tuesday?

Why so serious?

by Joker'z on Oct 22, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No

but I seriously wanted to go. Had to work and my boss is a evil M’s fan. Serious on the evil boss. He’s from Seattle.

A Texas Designer's Map of the World

by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

however

I told Ed I would buy the book. And I’m a man of my word.

A Texas Designer's Map of the World

by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the

I leave to make a grilled cheese sandwich and snort some coke and I come back and the GDT gets infected by GIFS. At least my lame jokes don’t waste bandwidth.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

But the GIFs are more entertaining

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Youch

Burn…

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was not a burn.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you trying to say that

You are not entertained by me?

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You love me. But you know you can't have me.

BTW, Wasn’t a 2-0 Philly lead all you could take from a WS game? Why’d you come back.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cause

you wanted more me.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeebus...

lay off your Dad’s booze already.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not even that drunk really

Just trying to set a record. I’ve already done it twice tonight. OH!

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, so two in the hand

better than one in the club, eh?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

As you grow older you learn that while a female can cheat on you and tell you she doesn’t wanna have sex on a certain night. You’ll always have your hand.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been lurking

Watching FNL, but keeping up on the GDT

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kaz rushed that throw.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pena still shoulda had it through

It was right onto the top of his closed glove.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pena trivia

he was a first round draft pick of what team?

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fish

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

M's

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah...it was

almost a badass play. Just very difficult to make. Pena was screened by Pat the Bat.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Khakis & a blue blazer

the rest is up to your imagination.

How so very cool of the olde dude!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So is this as bad as any of

the classic Sharky or HH over posting?

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No

just the overall annoyance factor.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah

Well, neither one is anywhere near Sharky or HH.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pumpkin bagels

Not that bad…

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it just me

Or is the strike zone widening for Hamels?

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn you Iwamura.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

uh oh

looks like a Rays rally

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

w00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go, Japanese dood!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Neftali Feliz Needs Our Support

hey guys,

go to minorleagueball.com and under Fanpost “Community Prospect #9” be sure to support our boy in the poll.

by Youpee1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who the hell are you?

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a Rangers fan new to the board

hope it’s ok to post here.

by Youpee1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course!

Do I remember your name from a long time ago? Seems so.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're good.

This is a fun loving board. Didn’t know who you were tis all. Welcome.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks guys

glad to be aboard. just trying to get Neftali the rightful luv he deserves. I don’t want to see him bumped by Matt Laporta.

by Youpee1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Test

who is Wilmer Font?

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If that's for me

Font has the upside of Holland and Feliz, still just a kid, he had some knee and shoulder issues this year so the Rangers took it slow with him. Hopefully he can emerge next year and be knocking on the big league team in a few years.

by Youpee1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very good.

I’m impressed. You’re not a retread poster and seem to know your stuff well. Do you by any chance work in baseball or are you a die hard fan like us?

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Die Hard Fan

This team, if it’s young arms (Feliz, Holland, Beavan, Main, Kiker – among others) can stay healthy could be very much like this Rays club (all 26 and under). Now if Andrus and Borbon can develop some more and set the table for the likes of Hamilton, Davis and Cruz, this team is going to be seriously contending in 3-4 years.

by Youpee1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

That’s what we’re hoping for.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

will do

let me check this out

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You upload your H3 pics yet?

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not yet

I will get the pics togather and post them on flickr with a link. But, Hell if I know when. I’ve got to leave tomorrow. I have to catch a flight out for Charleston, SC in the morning. Justin Smoak territory. Then I have to leave for Savannah, GA and then I have to leave for Richmond, VA. I’ll be gone for about two weeks. I hate my job, but it pays very good.

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds good.

Looking forward to them.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wooooooo

One run game!!!!

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bah

Upton has been pretty unlucky tonight.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn Rays fans!

They shoulda knocked that large black man away from that ball.

Well, maybe not…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Believe it or Not

Ryan Howard is an underrated fielder.

by philkid3 on Oct 22, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So what did I miss?

whats with all the cowbells?

by Melmart1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Long story short

The Rays owner is a big fan of the old SNL “more cowbell” skit.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A couple years ago. . .

. . . I told my brother if I were in charge of a sports team, I’d get the crowd to start bringing cowbells to the game and have giveaways and such just so I could play, “I got a fever,” over the PA system.

This is one more reason for me to love the Rays’ front office.

by philkid3 on Oct 22, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ironically enough, on Friday I will actually be attending a Cowbell Game

It’s one of the oldest high school football rivalries in the state. Began in the late 1800s and then had a brief break. This year will be the 77th meeting of the two schools. The winner, indeed, claims ownership of a cowbell.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm

77 meetings is pretty historic, but a cowbell? Guess its no worse than a Silver Boot, though.

by Melmart1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course, the team I'll be rooting for has been outscored 103-0 the last three years

Think these seniors have a vengeance? They are a better team than they have been in the past, so they could very well be bringing the cowbell home.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's put partisans aside

Bigger ass O’Reilly or Olbermann?

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It is pretty funny

but in doses.

Speaking of doses, how many alcohol doses has young Fail Jordan consumed tonight?

by Melmart1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

M'am

I’m 26. 2beers and half a shot. Not that much. I’m pretty sober.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You

are 26? Yeesh! And then people wonder why I like older men.

by Melmart1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I seem to be chasing younger ones

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

I totally am. The guy I’m currently crushing on is 26. It’s okay though. Nothing will happen. I’m staying in the safe zone with this one.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are crushing

on air jordan? hahahaa. j/k

by Melmart1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not hardly.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please.

You wouldn’t have had a shot with me anyways.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uncalled for.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he again

proves my point about age.

by Melmart1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

How was that uncalled for?

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do you like older men?

I don’t usually drink but (stopped me if you’ve heard this before) I just got out of a pretty ugly break up. Time to drink your sorrows away.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because they

are generally (not always) more mature. And because I will be damned if I have to wait for my boyfriend to reach the next level of Halo 3 before I get laid.

by Melmart1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Snap!

So, I shouldn’t D/L that tonight?

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

Can you play video games on a computer? Cus it would take like a year to clean all the dust off your tv for you to use that.

by Melmart1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am a PC gamer,

missy, always have been.

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You do everything

on your PC. I think you should be in those “I’m a PC” commercials.

by Melmart1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gahh! Not him!

I am watching my TV tonight, thankyouverymuch…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha.

Got a point. Every time I walk in my roommate is playing that shit. He bought a shirt that said something to the effect of “who needs girls and I’m a gamer” Wore it once, made fun of him the whole day and hasn’t worn it since.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whippersnapper.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tell me about it

:( I turn another year older in like two weeks or so. Blechhh.

by Melmart1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooops

this was supposed to be in response to Jon’s post about the reasoning behind the cowbell.

by Melmart1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re; the cowbells

Yahoo sports had an article about the backstory and the Tampa Bay cowbell ettiquitte their blog a little while back I think. I’ll try and find it.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Found it

CLICK ME

BONUS: The following are times when it is considered appropriate to ring a cowbell at Tropicana Field (from Cowbell Time):

1. When a Rays batter reaches base or scores a run.

2. When a Rays pitcher has two strikes on a hitter.

3. When the scoreboard asks for “More Cowbell.”

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

for all the leg work, haha. I have been so busy that I honestly haven’t been keeping up with all the pre-series articles and stuff like I normally would.

by Melmart1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Taco Bell man

looks like John Hodgman

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well done guys Feliz is closing in

be sure to vote in the poll (minorleagueball.com, Fanpost, ‘Community Prospect #9’), we should also try and get Holland some luv too.

Is the consensus here that the Rangers are building a club to make a run in 2011?

by Youpee1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, 2010 or 11

Whenever Feliz and Derek Holland arrive and come into their own.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

w2g

pena

literally and then sarcastically

"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you c*nt."

-John McCain to his wife, in front of reporters

by gossamer on Oct 22, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Geez

The FAIL is getting pretty thick out in Tampa all of a sudden.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Howard at 1b

From what I’ve seen of the playoffs Howard’s not that nifty at 1B defensively. I wonder why they don’t have him DH in the AL park and play a glove at 1B.

by shroomer on Oct 22, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thinking the very same thing

Howard is like real goofy at first base. He’s never impressed me defensively either

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The cover song in this commercial

AWFUL

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Major Tom?

Ga’gree.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well that one too.

But this was a new horrible one I hadn’t seen – some Toyota commercial hawking zero interest with a terrible cover of “Saved by Zero”

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a freakin' balk.

Do not try to justify it.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yep..

Looks like the last 10 of the 11 World Series teams to win Game one wins the WS

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I picked the Phils

but it’s way early. They haven’t won Game 1 yet.

Smile when you call me Beat Weed!

by Clueless on Oct 22, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Duh

For some reason, i thought they took hamels out after 6.
Cocktails, I guess.

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by Clueless on Oct 22, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

base hit

howard coming to the plate

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he;s safe

it’s getiing ugly for the Rays

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Agree

that wasn’t even close. Rays not looking so hot.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

The guys on the NESN feed are comparing Chase Utley to Michael Young… that’s an insult to Chase Utley.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

but Utley isn’t that great of a fielder.

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by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has been this year

Ask Philkid.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+47

+50 if you include his time at first base.

That’s historically great, Troy Tulowitzki-type stuff there. He was easily the most valuable defensive player in all of baseball this year.

He’s great. Sure handed, great reactions, huge range.

by philkid3 on Oct 22, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FOTF

I still take Michael Young over Utley

Loves me some some Michael Young. I guess it’s a devoted love thing

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or

an “alcohol has killed my brain cells” thing.

by Melmart1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How could you not love Michael Young

over Utley?

Hell Micheal Young does look more good looking sexy :)

And plus he’s a way better player

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't give

a flying f**k who looks better, Utley is the better player if you are comparing the two. But I am glad you are secure enough in your sexuality to say who you think is sexier between two ballplayers.

by Melmart1 on Oct 22, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plus, Utley is

a better kisser…Zing!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is being secure

in your sexuality, and then there is coming out of the closet, lol.

by Melmart1 on Oct 22, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep wishing...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn Mel

you seriously think Utley is the better player than Michael Young? Wow.. Double wow …

I’m now not talking who is sexy or who looks better. I’m talkin about who is better. And MY is way better than Utley. You want to fight about this fine. You’re wrong. Michael Young is so much of a better layer than your Utley.

I think you need to look at Michael Young and his stats.

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude

Just stop. You can like Michael Young better for your personal reasons, but Chase Utley is a much, much better player. For example:

Michael Young’s career OPS+ is 102.
Chase Utley’s is 128.

It’s not even close if you look at the stats: Utley is the better player.

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"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMFAO

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha.

I heard the D word.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Rays

are ahead of schedule and very inexperienced, and it shows. At least this Philly team has been somewhat tested and been together longer. The lack of experience was bound to show. This could just be nerves, but I wouldn’t bet on that. I think Philly takes it.

by Melmart1 on Oct 22, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I just heard a GD.

I just heard a GD.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I heard it too

HIGH FIVE!

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am so confused this out of SI

On Manny:

The Phillies, Yankees, Blue Jays, Mets, Orioles, and Rangers are all seen as potential suitors for Ramirez.

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by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit

I hope that’s not true.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because it would be pointless

For the Rangers to sign an uber-expensive, uber-old annoying DH.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you see old?

When you watch Manny play..

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

When he’s “playing left field” (and I use that term very loosely) I sure do.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

When you watched the Dodgers

you thought his defense was more costly than the productivity of his bat?

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe not more costly

But I think it certainly puts a dent in the value of his bat. Point is, he’s a DH, or at least should be. And I don’t think a DH is worth his kind of money to the Rangers at this point.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny

pays for himself.

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have to agree with you there

The BPIA will be packed to watch Manny. Although now that I type this will it? The bad economy is gonna have a big effect on tickets. I’d think.

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by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny

the simple fact is he sells jerseys and tickets by simply being there.

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by rentz on Oct 23, 2008 7:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be retarded

what would be the point of that? Surely not for defense?

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"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't either

but how superly awesome would it be to see Manny in our Lineup? It could mean that we’re gonna trade some big bats for some pitching.

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by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why would we pursue Manny?

Seriously. Don’t we already have an overload of outfielders?

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by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do we have an overload of

HOF right handed power hitters?

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who are ageing fast

and have a history of being difficult to work with? No thanks.

by Melmart1 on Oct 22, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aging fast?

I would say aging quite slowly

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

But if you really think we need a strong lefty-killing presence that bad, we’re better off resigning Bradley. Manny is too damned expensive and he wants a long-term deal.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bradley wants at least a 3 year deal...

You could probably get Manny for 4.

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

He’d also cost less than half the money Manny will. Personally, the shorter deal is the one I’d take anyway – signing DH’s to long-term deals isn’t something I’m a huge fan of.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I was thinking

They both kinda have that “difficult” reputation but MB seemed to fit in pretty well here, I’d much rather see him than Manny,

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"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look at that

bringing the thread back to Ranger talk.

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by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously?

why would the Rangers, who are building for 3-4yrs down the road, want to pay a guy that kind of money that won’t be around by the time they are competing?

by Youpee1 on Oct 22, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Something you'll

get used to around here. The reply button is your friend. :)

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by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha!

I’m baseball not tech savvy :P

by Youpee1 on Oct 22, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is not reason why we can't compete next year.

Signing a free agent OF would have no effect on the development of our young pitchers.

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think

we are at least two years away from seriously competing. We just don’t have the major league ready arms right now and they shouldn’t be rushed. The problem isn’t our offense (which Manny brings), it’s our pitching, which should be allowed the time to develop.

by Youpee1 on Oct 22, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hah.

Leave the new guy alone. That’s not nice.

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by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is a reason we can't compete next year.

Not being good enough.

I’d rather save our resources for a year or two in the future.

by philkid3 on Oct 22, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the weak division we are in

There is no reason why we can’t compete.

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Angels

are weak?

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by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 team.

Losing their closer, possibly their 1st baseman, Garret Anderson is gone, Vlad is one year older.

Im betting on our pitching being better next year then it was this year.. im betting on the Angels not being as good next year as they were this year. There is no reason why we can’t compete.

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me thinks

you’s drinking too much kool-aid.

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by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Im just making an argument, nobody says i actually believe my own argument.

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, there are reasons.

Like not being good enough.

Might be compete? Maybe. But there are also reasons we might not.

by philkid3 on Oct 22, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So

We had 3 good months and 2 really bad months… what if we took those 2 really bad months, made one average and one just bad…. where would that have put us?

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better.

What if we took those 3 good months and made them two average months and one bad. Where woudl that have put us?

by philkid3 on Oct 22, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually the Lumberkings are no more

Well, not in our org. andyway. Our High-A has suddenly changed to the Hickory Crawdads.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ashville Tourists?

Rockies, apparently.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was saddened by this move

No more road trips to eastern Iowa for me.

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"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of the Carolinas

I believe

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"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

See i thought

Hindman originally had Ashville for some of his projections… not sure why.

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

North Carolina, I think

Meaning Dirkatron is probably happy.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I really

felt bad for you on that one…plus a whole buncha other fans I know in CA….that’s coming soon.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

I gotta get out to a Blaze game next year.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will still have OKC

When they come to Des Moines.

And I may have to travel to Wichita to see the RoughRiders.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 22, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meet'cha there!

That’s about 4/5ths home from TX. That could be neat.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like a plan :)

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Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc

by baseballismyboyfriend on Oct 23, 2008 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

But we the good was always sustained longer then the bad

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If your boy Mendoza didn't

start…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Listen

My boy Mendoza has a future in this league… It’s just in the bullpen… and you will be happy next year that he got the developement he did this year.

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha!

Always a good sport, you are.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has Derek Lowe

written all over him.

by tyd3311 on Oct 22, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

84-78 3rd Order Record

Guess how often teams like that don’t regress the next year. It’s not often. At all.

Anyway, I’m not going to accept “the division will suck and the playoffs are a crap shoot,” as enough of a reason to dig in to our life savings (if you will) for a 36 or however old hitter who employs Scott Boras and would make our defense even worse if he plays the field.

UNLESS they’re hoping to flip him. Then I’ll buy, but I think that’s too big a risk.

by philkid3 on Oct 22, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now that's more like it!

Great job, Lady!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you get

the Jager? We need some help here.

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha

not a booze run, guys, sorry.

Bible study, as a matter of fact.. and then a Sonic run. And in between, doing some serious doctor-gossip with a couple of friends from church who happen to work in the same hospital I do.

by RachelB on Oct 22, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Naw, just teasing, from my earlier post.

So, did you violate HIPPA tonight?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha, yeah, I did see that

HIPAA, actually. And I don’t think so, actually.

It’s pretty well accepted that co-workers talking amongst themselves does not put people’s health insurance coverage at risk.

More like who’s interested in whom, which doctors are man-whores, and which nurses have had affairs with which cardiologists. That kind of thing.

by RachelB on Oct 22, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nurses, affairs?

I could use more details :)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhh....

nothing current, actually.

And nothing really all that interesting.

by RachelB on Oct 22, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahaha

Cubs fans. Epic.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I bet Bruntlett

goes Trick-or-Treating dressed as an IT guy.

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"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Or a Chuck-E-Cheese

employee.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet Rodney

goes dressed as a perverted snowcone

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I am trying to picture

what would make a snowcone appear perverted, and I’m not sure I want to go there.

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"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha

yes.. I have know idea what a perverted snowcone is

yes.. I have know idea what a perverted snowcone isjust saying lol

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe that snowman thing

oh nevermind.. lets get back to the game and the Phillies are winning

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, thanks for the idea!

I got invited to some swanky Halloween party in Uptown last night. My lady friend wouldn’t give me too many details though…except I gotta look nice.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just got a text message

that CC Sabathia won the Clutch Performer of the Year.

OK, great and all, but WHY was this important enough that MLB sent me a freakin text message?

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Neftali's gaining

Sickels’ site doing a community ranking…

He may make top 10.

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Oct 22, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Neftali Feliz He may make top 10

Hell he’s already in my top 5. If Sickels is even thinking of Feliz in the top 10 then he needs to think again. Feliz is more of a Top 5. Yet he’s just being considered as a top 10???

Neftali Feliz, Derek Holland, Justin Smoak, Michael Main, Taylor Teagarden My Top 5

Oh and Eric Hurley is in the top 10 somewhere

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How in the hell could

Neftali Feliz not even make it in Sickels top 5. Appreantly Sickels has dropped the ball on who Feliz is

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya try and get on there and vote

would be great to see a Ranger in the Top 10.

by Youpee1 on Oct 22, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grant Balfour

Looks like the Rays have fixed him.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

I was thinking about what Simmons wrote about him after the Red Sox won Game 5.

Dude doesn’t seem spooked when he blows 96 mph past swinging bats.

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Oct 22, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Yeah

A doctor at an (insane) asylum, decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, “Up nuts!” and the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, “Down Nuts!” and they all sat down. After a home run he yelled, “Cheer nuts!” and they all broke into applause and cheers.
 Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot-dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened, “what in the heck is going on”?.
The assistant replied, well…everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled,

“PEANUTS”!!!

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh

You haven’t been here all night have you? I’m posting some of the worst jokes of all time. Was trying to set a GDT post record but I gave up.

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by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

but you might be in the running? :)

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

Come to think of it, I might be the record holder.

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"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time for some nun humor.

Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.
The nun who is driving says to the other, “Quick! Show him your cross.”
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, “Get off our f*cking car.”

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

0-11 w/RISP?

Wow, that’s tragic.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Was it Upton or Dukes

who threw the bat at the Ump?

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That had to have been Dukes

I would think.

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by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what

you may be right. I think it was Young.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

Dad: Son, if you don’t stop masturbating you will go blind.
Son: Dad, I’m over here.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

That’s far and away your best one so far.

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"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pride & Glory

Not bad…why did they keep it out of theaters this long, I watched it months ago.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

x

If women with big boobs work at hooters, where do women with one leg work??
IHop

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Never.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ooh new profile picture

I’m just posting to see if it shows my cat streaking across the shot.

by RachelB on Oct 22, 2008 10:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha

yeah, actually. That’s cute!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Barely

in the back right corner?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

it’s a lot more obvious in the full shot. I don’t see a way to recenter the image for the thumbnail, though, so the little bit of nose and ears will have to work.

The next Photo Booth picture I took is me looking back at the kitty and cracking up at his timing.

by RachelB on Oct 22, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Black, or grey?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss my kitties. No bad pun intended.

I always trained them like dogs, easy stuff. Cats are much smarter than most people think.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cats

It’s a cliche, but this is the truest thing I’ve ever known about cats:

“Dogs have owners, cats have staff.”

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

  Bill Clinton was an avid jogger, so early one morning on his daily route, he noticed a hooker on the street corner. The hooker said: “Want to have a good time?”, to which Bill said: “well, how much?” The hooker says: “10 dollar”. Bill thinks about it for a minute, and says: “how about 5?” The hooker says: “No. 10 dollar.” Feeling defeated, Bill leaves the hooker to finish his jog. The next morning, Bill goes for his daily jog, and again he sees the hooker. So Bill goes up to the hooker and says: “I got a 5 spot. Are you interested?” To which the hooker replied: “No. 10 dollar.” Bill shrugs his shoulders, leaves the hooker and finishes his jog. The next morning, Hillary decided she would accompany Bill on his jog. As the two come around the corner, the hooker screams out: “See what you get for 5 dollar!”

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

4lbs of dry rubbed ribs...sitting there, waiting for me to eat them.

Hurry up, dammit!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yum

I will crawl to your feet for some ribs

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha

now that did turn me on

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And why you gotta wait

till the game is over? Can’t you multitask and eat now?

by Melmart1 on Oct 22, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

Not my thing…this requires too much jumping around.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not waiting

has a swirling tongue

spread ’em

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go away, Fucktard.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, that was funny!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?

Cause it was dead.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Gotta be getting close to the record by now..

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lidge time.

I’ve been calling for him to implode all post season. Hasn’t happened yet. Now that I’m rooting for the Phillies I bet this’ll be a rocky inning.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

His first blown save in over a year

Is going to be in this series if it’s not tonight. I promise you.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We should make a bet.

If Lidge doesn’t blow a save, you should have your picture-posting rights reprimanded.

by oc on Oct 22, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha

Well, it wouldn’t matter too much since it’ll be the offseason when the bet was decided.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wha???

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How do you make a hormone?

Don’t pay her.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

that got me laughing.

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

alright guys

thanks for welcome (albeit a rookie welcome).

Remember to show Neftali your support (minorleagueball.com, under Fanpost “Community Propsect #9”, Feliz is now behind Tim Alderson by 14votes, which I know with the support of this blog can pull him ahead. It would be great to have a Ranger in the Top 10 and Feliz deserves the attention.

See you on here again soon.

by Youpee1 on Oct 22, 2008 10:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

Sure we have some douches on here. But I think LSB is a pretty friendly place.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mirror???

lol!

/jk

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

I’m not this bad every night.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Entertaining

and all in good fun. Looks like a good blog.

by Youpee1 on Oct 22, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

It takes some getting used to, but if you can learn to ignore the HH’s and Daheelz’s of the board, and take the OC’s and Saltygoesyeard’s with a grain of salt this place is just fine.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But then again...

lsj is a royal ass!!!

Joking, broseph!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

There was most certainly a time where I would have been included in the OC/SGY category… heck, maybe I still am.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

K.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

K.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pop up

Lidge was dominant.

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, Game one is all overe. Game One Phillies Win

All you LSB voters who picked the Rays. Of course not me I picked the Phillies

You’re now losing and down by one game.

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well that's all folks.

Good night from me. But before that, I leave you with the greatest joke of all time:

Woman’s rights.

Good night and good luck!

"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.

by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

I’m out. Night all.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Oct 22, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHA PHILLIES WIN

YAY!

Blah.. I’m going to let my dog out

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SHUT DOWN CLOSERS!

That’s why Phillies win.

Smile when you call me Beat Weed!

by Clueless on Oct 22, 2008 11:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You know what's nice about this WS matchup

No matter who wins, I’ll be happy. I lean toward the Rays, but you have to hand it to the Phillies tonight. Hamels and the bullpen where both utterly dominant.

A Lonestar in California

"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica

by lonestarJon on Oct 22, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Prolly me too.

No clear fav for me. I love what the Rays have done, but I used to live in PA….but I really loved visiting Tampa.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2

by Rodney on Oct 22, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I need to go to bed

I’ve got to catch a flight for Charleston, SC in the morning. Got a bit of business to take care off that this time of the year takes me away for awhile. I’ll be back home in a couple weeks. Hopefully, I’ll have time to be able to check in on my laptop to LSB for some of the WS fun. Takecare everybody… be back hopefully sooner rather than later

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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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