World Series game 1 thread
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 22, 2008 6:00 PM CDT
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Go Rays
Make the American League proud. Will be an amazing story if they pull it off. I’ll call Rays in 6.
I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.
Too bad
We can’t hope it ends in a tie.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
Phillies in 6.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Just be a good series
I don’t hate either team. In fact, I kinda like both of them.
Two seasons ago in September (I think) I mentioned here that I really like watching the D-Rays since they had a lot of young exciting players and, if the Rangers weren’t in the running, I’d just like them to show promise of things to come.
Nothing pithy here. Please move long.
Here's what I said
May 2, 2007
I never write off the season until the Rangers are all but mathmatically eliminated. That said, if performance warrants, I’m all for blowing it up this season.
I look at the D-Rays, Marlins, D-Backs (to a lesser extent) and even the Royals, and think that it must be exciting to be a fan of those teams. Sure, they probably won’t win a division (D-Backs excepted), but there’s potential.
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/5/2/95029/32614#
Not exactly what I recall saying (or the timeframe) but I guess the same intent is there. Kinda weird when you think where the Rangers are now and how we’re getting a bit excited for the future.
Nothing pithy here. Please move long.
Seen the McCain/Obama FOX promo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv9BcITsPyI
Pretty well done if you ask me.
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
Does anyone else's
audio keep cutting out?
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
mine has a couple of times
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
That's a long
booze run…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Ok.
We will be greatly anticipating the return of Rachel……NOT.
J/K, but not really.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Do not say "we" as if you speak for everyone
I will be glad when Rachel is back.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Me too
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
You're only saying that cause she's a woman.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Actually, no...
I consider a Rachel a friend, so I enjoy her company. I do not like all the females who have posted on this site.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok then I believe you...
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
What the
My funny, what happened to my funny? It was supposed to say NOT at the end of that. Now my comedy routine for the night is ruined.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Gimme some, Baby!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Hey, wtf is our boy Gross?
Huh?
OMG, it’s the ButtStreet Boyz……………MUTE!!!!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Seriously
This sucks, Butthead. Change it.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
They're reuniting for another tour
Didn’t you get the memo?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Backstreet Boys eh?
Glad my sound is in and out right now
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
Mine still is too.
Getting ready to switch to XM for audio, I think
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
cursed
The rays were going to win until they brought out the backstreet boys for the anthem
I like you, I like baseball!
if I wasn't already offended at the mere idea of the Backstreet Boys
I’d definitely be offended by the way they’re mangling it.
------------
:) - Obligatory smiley showing I don't mean whatever mean
spiritedness is likely contained in the preceding post
Welp, that was butchered
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
No Shit!
Fucking pathetic.
Them: But we are “artists”…we need to express ourselves through our music.
Me; Get bent, dooshwad!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
That game looks REALLY FUN!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
SOA is greatness, FYI.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
x
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
I don't think I could be a Rays fan, at the game
without a mohawk.
Come on peeps, get with the program!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
So I'm in class
Somebody describe this horrid National Anthem in excruciating detail for me.
by Joey Matschulat on Oct 22, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions
What class?
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Class names
always crack me up.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that about Big Trucks, Goatees, and Overworked Biceps?
Or am I off base?
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
We sit around in a circle and discuss what kind of long-term compensation package Josh Hamilton should get
by Joey Matschulat on Oct 22, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha
Nice.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha... big trucks
by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Interesting.
I would give a description but I didn’t see it. Thankfully, I guess.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Basically
It was acapella…and they repeated a few lines. It was a strange arrangement. Perhaps too modern for the folks on here. I didn’t care for it either, but I wasn’t about to get up in arms about it.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Sometimes people go for a slightly different arrangement.
It can be a hit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbZTmcIfdBQ
But this was a miss
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
Greatest anthem ever.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Who is the best hitter in the WS?
Utley? Howard? Longoria?…..
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
My goal
is to shatter the LSB record by single posts by a user in a GDT.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Utley GONE!
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
o noes
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Buh bye
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
Kazmir looks shaken.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Wait, wait, wait
You have to bitch and moan about how terrible Utley is and how the Philies have no chance of winning before you bandwagon.
by robert_d_wilfong on Oct 22, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn you freaking shift.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Ryan Howard is a large man
It’s like Demarcus Ware with a bat
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
That is some gel on Utley's hair.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
That was a ball.
Whatever, 2-0. Hamels will throw a 4 hitter.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
So...Mike Schmidt announces the Phillies lineup
But the Rays have to do their own?
What’s up with that?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
You're right
they should have got Jose Canseco.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Josh Hamilton was busy with his book signing
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
Time to get my joke series started...
If anybody listened to the ticket don’t answer.
What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Nobody?
The answer is Dr. Dre. Get it? Rhymes Don’t worry there’s more where that came from.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Sheen and MJ
what a weird duo.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
They both love
hookers.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunderware
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
You are serious about the GDT posts record huh?
ACU Wildcat Football
7-0, #2 in AFCA D2 poll, #2 in D2football.com poll, #1 in Super Region 4, Scoring 53.3 ppg, Allowing 15.9 ppg
Bernard Scott: 142 carries, 1110 yards, 13 TDs rushing
28 catches, 563 yards, 5 TDs receiving
If 2 collars had a race how would it end?
In a tie!
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Scooter
You need to get the hitter out. not walk them. Pitching 101.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Don't get your hopes up
on a good GDT. This is the me show.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
'Bout time,
mf!
;)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Ha, Victorino was getting up to argue
He knew he was out
ACU Wildcat Football
7-0, #2 in AFCA D2 poll, #2 in D2football.com poll, #1 in Super Region 4, Scoring 53.3 ppg, Allowing 15.9 ppg
Bernard Scott: 142 carries, 1110 yards, 13 TDs rushing
28 catches, 563 yards, 5 TDs receiving
or at least thought he was
ACU Wildcat Football
7-0, #2 in AFCA D2 poll, #2 in D2football.com poll, #1 in Super Region 4, Scoring 53.3 ppg, Allowing 15.9 ppg
Bernard Scott: 142 carries, 1110 yards, 13 TDs rushing
28 catches, 563 yards, 5 TDs receiving
Why do pigs make good spies?
They’re excellent at going in-hog-nito.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
That Hawaiian dude
was dead meat.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Hehe! Get it....
SPAM!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
What did the spanish guy say to his chickens?
Oh-Lay!
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
pace yourself
ACU Wildcat Football
7-0, #2 in AFCA D2 poll, #2 in D2football.com poll, #1 in Super Region 4, Scoring 53.3 ppg, Allowing 15.9 ppg
Bernard Scott: 142 carries, 1110 yards, 13 TDs rushing
28 catches, 563 yards, 5 TDs receiving
You're probably right.
Time to talk about the game.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
you can double your joke pst count by leaving them unanswered to start
ACU Wildcat Football
7-0, #2 in AFCA D2 poll, #2 in D2football.com poll, #1 in Super Region 4, Scoring 53.3 ppg, Allowing 15.9 ppg
Bernard Scott: 142 carries, 1110 yards, 13 TDs rushing
28 catches, 563 yards, 5 TDs receiving
Yeah
But that would be really punishing the GDT. I have enough jokes :)
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
And one you stole
from Corby.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Uh sir
Let us just enjoy the jokes. I pretty sure he doesn’t want his name attributed to that terrible of a joke anyways.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
I'm just here for moral support
I’m like the people at the marathons with cups of gatorade
ACU Wildcat Football
7-0, #2 in AFCA D2 poll, #2 in D2football.com poll, #1 in Super Region 4, Scoring 53.3 ppg, Allowing 15.9 ppg
Bernard Scott: 142 carries, 1110 yards, 13 TDs rushing
28 catches, 563 yards, 5 TDs receiving
Kazmir is about to get rocked.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Ahhhhh!
We need more Cowbells!!!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Bases loaded
for Rollins. He’ll hit in to a DP. SHUT UP Joe Buck. Nobody cares about what you say.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
I knew it.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
So
Just watched the Utley HR from the first inning… maan. Rays pitching might have more of a handful than we thought.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Ahhhhh!
We need more Cowbell!!!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Hosed
ACU Wildcat Football
7-0, #2 in AFCA D2 poll, #2 in D2football.com poll, #1 in Super Region 4, Scoring 53.3 ppg, Allowing 15.9 ppg
Bernard Scott: 142 carries, 1110 yards, 13 TDs rushing
28 catches, 563 yards, 5 TDs receiving
PETA is sooooo
happy right now…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Why didn't the girl leave nursery school?
She wanted to be a nurse.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Hamels with a nice K.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
If Hamels changeup is on like that for the entire night
The Rays are gonna be in trouble.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Hamels is very badass
this post season…and tonight too!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
One of my very favorite pitchers to watch
One of my favorite pitchers period.
But I’ll tell you something: they really do have the radar guns juiced for the postseason, because I don’t think I’ve ever seen him throw 94 MPH before.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
For realz?
Mebbe he is juiced too, it is the W.S.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Here's what's interesting
The Girl said that as soon as he did.
Nothing pithy here. Please move long.
Gawd, what a hose!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
1 2 3
Holland… If Holland turned out to be as good as Hamels. I would be willing to shit 3 baseballs.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
A tuba toothpaste
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Hulk is not as good as
Iron Man, dammit!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Not even close reallly...
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
Cause if it had four it would be a chicken sedan!
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Kazmir doesn't have it.
Get Jackson ready.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Huh?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Edwin Jackson
the long man. I would’ve yanked him. But he looks like he’s getting his S together right now. Another reason why I would be a terrible manger.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Zobrist...
He’s no Gross.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
I'm kinda bored with this game
I’m gonna go watch “Friday Night Lights” and check in later. Have fun!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
You're bored with a WS game?
in the 2nd inning? Unless you’re leaving beacuse of me that is not a baseball fan.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Matt Saracen > this game
:)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Hot guy driven
I’m sure.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
A girl deserves eye candy
At least I do.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
sore loser
damn, Mic… hang in there. The Rays might try and comeback. However I doubt it. hahahahahahahaha
A Texas Designer's Map of the World
by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
What do you say when you lose your dog?
Dog-Gone!
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Actually
That’s what I said when Scott Kazmir worked around a leadoff double by ripping through the 3-4-5 hitters.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Reallly?
You a PHhils fan? If you’re not,,, That doesn’t make much sense.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
I'm for the Rays
But after the way Kazmir looked the first couple innings, that was a bit of a suprise.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?
I didn’t do it on porpoise.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me!
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Dude
I could open a book of jokes and relentlessly post them. Ever since Snoop and Dr. Dre, it’s gone downhill.
How about this – we’ll do famous quotations: “Error of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to combat it.” Thomas Jefferson.
Space them out.
Nothing pithy here. Please move long.
Liar
This is real skill we’re talking about here.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Yeah, uh-hu.
2 pitch guys can’t start…whatevah!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Serious question: Gay or Not gay
Is liking the Riverdance Gay?
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Totally.
100 freakin’ %.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
But, But, But
It looks so cool.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Congratulations. Rodney
You just spared the remaining people on here 9 full innings of more me. I’ll be back later.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Hey, let's play
“I win!”
lol
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Walks suck.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Bases loaded.
Oh boy.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Why can't Fox include
runs in the stat line? Sheesh…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Pass the Dooby
This shit is gettin’ hairy…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Dp
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
CRAP!!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
WTF?
Well, since LSB 2.0 ate my FAIL, I might as well take the time to grab a FAIL pic:
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
The Flyin' Hawaiian!!!!
PETA just hates hime!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Heh
Who was that there down in the Rays dugout grabbing himself some chew? FOX sure picked the wrong time to pan the camera over there…
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Damn, Kaz
this game could be 8-0 right now…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Then Kaz gets all pissed
and does that!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
If only he hadn't made that mistake to Utley
His slipping out of all these jams would look a little better.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
True. But, when he gets
pissed tonight, watch out. He needs to focus/channel better.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
bad pitch by Hamels
Crawford just jacked that one out
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
YAY!!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Oh HELL
please no cowbells on LSB
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Watching an alternate broadcast from Europe on justin.tv
It’s a NASN feed, broadcast to Europe and covered by ESPN it appears..
I LOVE that they use the center field camera that is dead straight behind home plate. The fact we don’t get that angle on US broadcasts is really lame.
BTW — you can watch the game live right here.
No
but I seriously wanted to go. Had to work and my boss is a evil M’s fan. Serious on the evil boss. He’s from Seattle.
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
however
I told Ed I would buy the book. And I’m a man of my word.
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
What the
I leave to make a grilled cheese sandwich and snort some coke and I come back and the GDT gets infected by GIFS. At least my lame jokes don’t waste bandwidth.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
But the GIFs are more entertaining
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
That was not a burn.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Are you trying to say that
You are not entertained by me?
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Exactly
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
You love me. But you know you can't have me.
BTW, Wasn’t a 2-0 Philly lead all you could take from a WS game? Why’d you come back.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Cause
you wanted more me.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Jeebus...
lay off your Dad’s booze already.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
I'm not even that drunk really
Just trying to set a record. I’ve already done it twice tonight. OH!
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Ah, so two in the hand
better than one in the club, eh?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yep.
As you grow older you learn that while a female can cheat on you and tell you she doesn’t wanna have sex on a certain night. You’ll always have your hand.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
I've been lurking
Watching FNL, but keeping up on the GDT
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Kaz rushed that throw.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Pena still shoulda had it through
It was right onto the top of his closed glove.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Pena trivia
he was a first round draft pick of what team?
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah...it was
almost a badass play. Just very difficult to make. Pena was screened by Pat the Bat.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Khakis & a blue blazer
the rest is up to your imagination.
How so very cool of the olde dude!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
So is this as bad as any of
the classic Sharky or HH over posting?
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
No
just the overall annoyance factor.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Pumpkin bagels
Not that bad…
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Damn you Iwamura.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
w00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go, Japanese dood!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Neftali Feliz Needs Our Support
hey guys,
go to minorleagueball.com and under Fanpost “Community Prospect #9” be sure to support our boy in the poll.
Who the hell are you?
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
a Rangers fan new to the board
hope it’s ok to post here.
Of course!
Do I remember your name from a long time ago? Seems so.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
You're good.
This is a fun loving board. Didn’t know who you were tis all. Welcome.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
thanks guys
glad to be aboard. just trying to get Neftali the rightful luv he deserves. I don’t want to see him bumped by Matt Laporta.
Test
who is Wilmer Font?
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
If that's for me
Font has the upside of Holland and Feliz, still just a kid, he had some knee and shoulder issues this year so the Rangers took it slow with him. Hopefully he can emerge next year and be knocking on the big league team in a few years.
Very good.
I’m impressed. You’re not a retread poster and seem to know your stuff well. Do you by any chance work in baseball or are you a die hard fan like us?
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Die Hard Fan
This team, if it’s young arms (Feliz, Holland, Beavan, Main, Kiker – among others) can stay healthy could be very much like this Rays club (all 26 and under). Now if Andrus and Borbon can develop some more and set the table for the likes of Hamilton, Davis and Cruz, this team is going to be seriously contending in 3-4 years.
Yep.
That’s what we’re hoping for.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
will do
let me check this out
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
You upload your H3 pics yet?
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
not yet
I will get the pics togather and post them on flickr with a link. But, Hell if I know when. I’ve got to leave tomorrow. I have to catch a flight out for Charleston, SC in the morning. Justin Smoak territory. Then I have to leave for Savannah, GA and then I have to leave for Richmond, VA. I’ll be gone for about two weeks. I hate my job, but it pays very good.
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Sounds good.
Looking forward to them.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Damn Rays fans!
They shoulda knocked that large black man away from that ball.
Well, maybe not…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Long story short
The Rays owner is a big fan of the old SNL “more cowbell” skit.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
A couple years ago. . .
. . . I told my brother if I were in charge of a sports team, I’d get the crowd to start bringing cowbells to the game and have giveaways and such just so I could play, “I got a fever,” over the PA system.
This is one more reason for me to love the Rays’ front office.
Ironically enough, on Friday I will actually be attending a Cowbell Game
It’s one of the oldest high school football rivalries in the state. Began in the late 1800s and then had a brief break. This year will be the 77th meeting of the two schools. The winner, indeed, claims ownership of a cowbell.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Of course, the team I'll be rooting for has been outscored 103-0 the last three years
Think these seniors have a vengeance? They are a better team than they have been in the past, so they could very well be bringing the cowbell home.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's put partisans aside
Bigger ass O’Reilly or Olbermann?
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
It is pretty funny
but in doses.
Speaking of doses, how many alcohol doses has young Fail Jordan consumed tonight?
M'am
I’m 26. 2beers and half a shot. Not that much. I’m pretty sober.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
I seem to be chasing younger ones
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I know
I totally am. The guy I’m currently crushing on is 26. It’s okay though. Nothing will happen. I’m staying in the safe zone with this one.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Not hardly.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Please.
You wouldn’t have had a shot with me anyways.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Uncalled for.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Huh?
How was that uncalled for?
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Why do you like older men?
I don’t usually drink but (stopped me if you’ve heard this before) I just got out of a pretty ugly break up. Time to drink your sorrows away.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Because they
are generally (not always) more mature. And because I will be damned if I have to wait for my boyfriend to reach the next level of Halo 3 before I get laid.
Oh Snap!
So, I shouldn’t D/L that tonight?
:)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
hahaha
Can you play video games on a computer? Cus it would take like a year to clean all the dust off your tv for you to use that.
I am a PC gamer,
missy, always have been.
:)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Gahh! Not him!
I am watching my TV tonight, thankyouverymuch…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Haha.
Got a point. Every time I walk in my roommate is playing that shit. He bought a shirt that said something to the effect of “who needs girls and I’m a gamer” Wore it once, made fun of him the whole day and hasn’t worn it since.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Whippersnapper.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Re; the cowbells
Yahoo sports had an article about the backstory and the Tampa Bay cowbell ettiquitte their blog a little while back I think. I’ll try and find it.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Found it
BONUS: The following are times when it is considered appropriate to ring a cowbell at Tropicana Field (from Cowbell Time):
1. When a Rays batter reaches base or scores a run.
2. When a Rays pitcher has two strikes on a hitter.
3. When the scoreboard asks for “More Cowbell.”
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Taco Bell man
looks like John Hodgman
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
well done guys Feliz is closing in
be sure to vote in the poll (minorleagueball.com, Fanpost, ‘Community Prospect #9’), we should also try and get Holland some luv too.
Is the consensus here that the Rangers are building a club to make a run in 2011?
Yeah, 2010 or 11
Whenever Feliz and Derek Holland arrive and come into their own.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
w2g
pena
literally and then sarcastically
"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you c*nt."
-John McCain to his wife, in front of reporters
Geez
The FAIL is getting pretty thick out in Tampa all of a sudden.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Howard at 1b
From what I’ve seen of the playoffs Howard’s not that nifty at 1B defensively. I wonder why they don’t have him DH in the AL park and play a glove at 1B.
thinking the very same thing
Howard is like real goofy at first base. He’s never impressed me defensively either
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
The cover song in this commercial
AWFUL
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Major Tom?
Ga’gree.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Well that one too.
But this was a new horrible one I hadn’t seen – some Toyota commercial hawking zero interest with a terrible cover of “Saved by Zero”
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
That was a freakin' balk.
Do not try to justify it.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
yep..
Looks like the last 10 of the 11 World Series teams to win Game one wins the WS
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, I picked the Phils
but it’s way early. They haven’t won Game 1 yet.
Smile when you call me Beat Weed!
Agree
that wasn’t even close. Rays not looking so hot.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Heh
The guys on the NESN feed are comparing Chase Utley to Michael Young… that’s an insult to Chase Utley.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Maybe
but Utley isn’t that great of a fielder.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
FOTF
I still take Michael Young over Utley
Loves me some some Michael Young. I guess it’s a devoted love thing
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
How could you not love Michael Young
over Utley?
Hell Micheal Young does look more good looking sexy :)
And plus he’s a way better player
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't give
a flying f**k who looks better, Utley is the better player if you are comparing the two. But I am glad you are secure enough in your sexuality to say who you think is sexier between two ballplayers.
Plus, Utley is
a better kisser…Zing!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Keep wishing...
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
damn Mel
you seriously think Utley is the better player than Michael Young? Wow.. Double wow …
I’m now not talking who is sexy or who looks better. I’m talkin about who is better. And MY is way better than Utley. You want to fight about this fine. You’re wrong. Michael Young is so much of a better layer than your Utley.
I think you need to look at Michael Young and his stats.
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude
Just stop. You can like Michael Young better for your personal reasons, but Chase Utley is a much, much better player. For example:
Michael Young’s career OPS+ is 102.
Chase Utley’s is 128.
It’s not even close if you look at the stats: Utley is the better player.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Haha.
I heard the D word.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
The Rays
are ahead of schedule and very inexperienced, and it shows. At least this Philly team has been somewhat tested and been together longer. The lack of experience was bound to show. This could just be nerves, but I wouldn’t bet on that. I think Philly takes it.
I just heard a GD.
I just heard a GD.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
I heard it too
HIGH FIVE!
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
I am so confused this out of SI
On Manny:
The Phillies, Yankees, Blue Jays, Mets, Orioles, and Rangers are all seen as potential suitors for Ramirez.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Because it would be pointless
For the Rangers to sign an uber-expensive, uber-old annoying DH.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Yes
When he’s “playing left field” (and I use that term very loosely) I sure do.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
When you watched the Dodgers
you thought his defense was more costly than the productivity of his bat?
Maybe not more costly
But I think it certainly puts a dent in the value of his bat. Point is, he’s a DH, or at least should be. And I don’t think a DH is worth his kind of money to the Rangers at this point.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Have to agree with you there
The BPIA will be packed to watch Manny. Although now that I type this will it? The bad economy is gonna have a big effect on tickets. I’d think.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
That would be retarded
what would be the point of that? Surely not for defense?
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I don't either
but how superly awesome would it be to see Manny in our Lineup? It could mean that we’re gonna trade some big bats for some pitching.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Why would we pursue Manny?
Seriously. Don’t we already have an overload of outfielders?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
No
But if you really think we need a strong lefty-killing presence that bad, we’re better off resigning Bradley. Manny is too damned expensive and he wants a long-term deal.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Yeah
He’d also cost less than half the money Manny will. Personally, the shorter deal is the one I’d take anyway – signing DH’s to long-term deals isn’t something I’m a huge fan of.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
That's what I was thinking
They both kinda have that “difficult” reputation but MB seemed to fit in pretty well here, I’d much rather see him than Manny,
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Look at that
bringing the thread back to Ranger talk.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
seriously?
why would the Rangers, who are building for 3-4yrs down the road, want to pay a guy that kind of money that won’t be around by the time they are competing?
Something you'll
get used to around here. The reply button is your friend. :)
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
There is not reason why we can't compete next year.
Signing a free agent OF would have no effect on the development of our young pitchers.
I think
we are at least two years away from seriously competing. We just don’t have the major league ready arms right now and they shouldn’t be rushed. The problem isn’t our offense (which Manny brings), it’s our pitching, which should be allowed the time to develop.
look at what they did with John Danks
case in point.
Hah.
Leave the new guy alone. That’s not nice.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
There is a reason we can't compete next year.
Not being good enough.
I’d rather save our resources for a year or two in the future.
Angels
are weak?
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
1 team.
Losing their closer, possibly their 1st baseman, Garret Anderson is gone, Vlad is one year older.
Im betting on our pitching being better next year then it was this year.. im betting on the Angels not being as good next year as they were this year. There is no reason why we can’t compete.
Me thinks
you’s drinking too much kool-aid.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Yes, there are reasons.
Like not being good enough.
Might be compete? Maybe. But there are also reasons we might not.
So
We had 3 good months and 2 really bad months… what if we took those 2 really bad months, made one average and one just bad…. where would that have put us?
Better.
What if we took those 3 good months and made them two average months and one bad. Where woudl that have put us?
Actually the Lumberkings are no more
Well, not in our org. andyway. Our High-A has suddenly changed to the Hickory Crawdads.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
I was saddened by this move
No more road trips to eastern Iowa for me.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
One of the Carolinas
I believe
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I really
felt bad for you on that one…plus a whole buncha other fans I know in CA….that’s coming soon.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
I will still have OKC
When they come to Des Moines.
And I may have to travel to Wichita to see the RoughRiders.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 22, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Meet'cha there!
That’s about 4/5ths home from TX. That could be neat.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Sounds like a plan :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Football is like having a fling once a week. Baseball is a relationship." - oc
by The Best Micah on Oct 23, 2008 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions
If your boy Mendoza didn't
start…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Listen
My boy Mendoza has a future in this league… It’s just in the bullpen… and you will be happy next year that he got the developement he did this year.
Haha!
Always a good sport, you are.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
84-78 3rd Order Record
Guess how often teams like that don’t regress the next year. It’s not often. At all.
Anyway, I’m not going to accept “the division will suck and the playoffs are a crap shoot,” as enough of a reason to dig in to our life savings (if you will) for a 36 or however old hitter who employs Scott Boras and would make our defense even worse if he plays the field.
UNLESS they’re hoping to flip him. Then I’ll buy, but I think that’s too big a risk.
Now that's more like it!
Great job, Lady!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Did you get
the Jager? We need some help here.
:)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
ha
not a booze run, guys, sorry.
Bible study, as a matter of fact.. and then a Sonic run. And in between, doing some serious doctor-gossip with a couple of friends from church who happen to work in the same hospital I do.
Naw, just teasing, from my earlier post.
So, did you violate HIPPA tonight?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
ha, yeah, I did see that
HIPAA, actually. And I don’t think so, actually.
It’s pretty well accepted that co-workers talking amongst themselves does not put people’s health insurance coverage at risk.
More like who’s interested in whom, which doctors are man-whores, and which nurses have had affairs with which cardiologists. That kind of thing.
Nurses, affairs?
I could use more details :)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
I bet Bruntlett
goes Trick-or-Treating dressed as an IT guy.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Or a Chuck-E-Cheese
employee.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
I bet Rodney
goes dressed as a perverted snowcone
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am trying to picture
what would make a snowcone appear perverted, and I’m not sure I want to go there.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
ha
yes.. I have know idea what a perverted snowcone is
yes.. I have know idea what a perverted snowcone isjust saying lol
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe that snowman thing
oh nevermind.. lets get back to the game and the Phillies are winning
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, thanks for the idea!
I got invited to some swanky Halloween party in Uptown last night. My lady friend wouldn’t give me too many details though…except I gotta look nice.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
I just got a text message
that CC Sabathia won the Clutch Performer of the Year.
OK, great and all, but WHY was this important enough that MLB sent me a freakin text message?
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Neftali Feliz He may make top 10
Hell he’s already in my top 5. If Sickels is even thinking of Feliz in the top 10 then he needs to think again. Feliz is more of a Top 5. Yet he’s just being considered as a top 10???
Neftali Feliz, Derek Holland, Justin Smoak, Michael Main, Taylor Teagarden My Top 5
Oh and Eric Hurley is in the top 10 somewhere
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
How in the hell could
Neftali Feliz not even make it in Sickels top 5. Appreantly Sickels has dropped the ball on who Feliz is
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
ya try and get on there and vote
would be great to see a Ranger in the Top 10.
Yep.
I was thinking about what Simmons wrote about him after the Red Sox won Game 5.
Dude doesn’t seem spooked when he blows 96 mph past swinging bats.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Oct 22, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh Yeah
A doctor at an (insane) asylum, decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, “Up nuts!” and the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, “Down Nuts!” and they all sat down. After a home run he yelled, “Cheer nuts!” and they all broke into applause and cheers.
Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot-dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened, “what in the heck is going on”?.
The assistant replied, well…everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled,
“PEANUTS”!!!
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Oh
You haven’t been here all night have you? I’m posting some of the worst jokes of all time. Was trying to set a GDT post record but I gave up.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Nope
but you might be in the running? :)
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Time for some nun humor.
Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.
The nun who is driving says to the other, “Quick! Show him your cross.”
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, “Get off our f*cking car.”
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
0-11 w/RISP?
Wow, that’s tragic.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Was it Upton or Dukes
who threw the bat at the Ump?
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
You know what
you may be right. I think it was Young.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
x
Dad: Son, if you don’t stop masturbating you will go blind.
Son: Dad, I’m over here.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Pride & Glory
Not bad…why did they keep it out of theaters this long, I watched it months ago.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
x
If women with big boobs work at hooters, where do women with one leg work??
IHop
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Never.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Haha
yeah, actually. That’s cute!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Barely
in the back right corner?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
yeah
it’s a lot more obvious in the full shot. I don’t see a way to recenter the image for the thumbnail, though, so the little bit of nose and ears will have to work.
The next Photo Booth picture I took is me looking back at the kitty and cracking up at his timing.
Black, or grey?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
I miss my kitties. No bad pun intended.
I always trained them like dogs, easy stuff. Cats are much smarter than most people think.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Cats
It’s a cliche, but this is the truest thing I’ve ever known about cats:
“Dogs have owners, cats have staff.”
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
x
Bill Clinton was an avid jogger, so early one morning on his daily route, he noticed a hooker on the street corner. The hooker said: “Want to have a good time?”, to which Bill said: “well, how much?” The hooker says: “10 dollar”. Bill thinks about it for a minute, and says: “how about 5?” The hooker says: “No. 10 dollar.” Feeling defeated, Bill leaves the hooker to finish his jog. The next morning, Bill goes for his daily jog, and again he sees the hooker. So Bill goes up to the hooker and says: “I got a 5 spot. Are you interested?” To which the hooker replied: “No. 10 dollar.” Bill shrugs his shoulders, leaves the hooker and finishes his jog. The next morning, Hillary decided she would accompany Bill on his jog. As the two come around the corner, the hooker screams out: “See what you get for 5 dollar!”
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
4lbs of dry rubbed ribs...sitting there, waiting for me to eat them.
Hurry up, dammit!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
yum
I will crawl to your feet for some ribs
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
ha
now that did turn me on
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Go away, Fucktard.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Ok, that was funny!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Why did the bird fall out of the tree?
Cause it was dead.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
by AirJordan on Oct 22, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Gotta be getting close to the record by now..
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Lidge time.
I’ve been calling for him to implode all post season. Hasn’t happened yet. Now that I’m rooting for the Phillies I bet this’ll be a rocky inning.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
His first blown save in over a year
Is going to be in this series if it’s not tonight. I promise you.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
We should make a bet.
If Lidge doesn’t blow a save, you should have your picture-posting rights reprimanded.
Ha
Well, it wouldn’t matter too much since it’ll be the offseason when the bet was decided.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
How do you make a hormone?
Don’t pay her.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
lol
that got me laughing.
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by hurlerhurley on Oct 22, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
alright guys
thanks for welcome (albeit a rookie welcome).
Remember to show Neftali your support (minorleagueball.com, under Fanpost “Community Propsect #9”, Feliz is now behind Tim Alderson by 14votes, which I know with the support of this blog can pull him ahead. It would be great to have a Ranger in the Top 10 and Feliz deserves the attention.
See you on here again soon.
Huh?
Sure we have some douches on here. But I think LSB is a pretty friendly place.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Mirror???
lol!
/jk
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Haha
I’m not this bad every night.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Entertaining
and all in good fun. Looks like a good blog.
+1
It takes some getting used to, but if you can learn to ignore the HH’s and Daheelz’s of the board, and take the OC’s and Saltygoesyeard’s with a grain of salt this place is just fine.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
But then again...
lsj is a royal ass!!!
Joking, broseph!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Heh
There was most certainly a time where I would have been included in the OC/SGY category… heck, maybe I still am.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
K.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
K.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Pop up
Lidge was dominant.
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
Well, Game one is all overe. Game One Phillies Win
All you LSB voters who picked the Rays. Of course not me I picked the Phillies
You’re now losing and down by one game.
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Well that's all folks.
Good night from me. But before that, I leave you with the greatest joke of all time:
Woman’s rights.
Good night and good luck!
"Obama is a Christian - He's always been a Christian...But.........what if he is[a Muslim]? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer is no, that's not America." Colin Powell on Obama/Muslim assertions.
FAIL
I’m out. Night all.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
You know what's nice about this WS matchup
No matter who wins, I’ll be happy. I lean toward the Rays, but you have to hand it to the Phillies tonight. Hamels and the bullpen where both utterly dominant.
"M’s fans are such weenies." - Zywica
Prolly me too.
No clear fav for me. I love what the Rays have done, but I used to live in PA….but I really loved visiting Tampa.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Well, I need to go to bed
I’ve got to catch a flight for Charleston, SC in the morning. Got a bit of business to take care off that this time of the year takes me away for awhile. I’ll be back home in a couple weeks. Hopefully, I’ll have time to be able to check in on my laptop to LSB for some of the WS fun. Takecare everybody… be back hopefully sooner rather than later
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