Worst...ad...ever...
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 30, 2008 2:30 PM CDT
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I saw this ad on Lookout Landing last night:
I'm speechless.
Who on earth would pay for a Jeff Dunham ringtone?
Particularly because you can't see him...doesn't it defeat the purpose to have the audio of a ventriloquist without the visual as well?
But also because...I mean, why would you want this?
I think this should be a threshold issue for voting. Before you can vote, they ask you if you want to buy a Jeff Dunham ringtone. If the answer is yes, then you don't get to vote. Or you get to vote, but your vote counts negative...they subtract one, rather than adding one, to whomever you select.
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I saw that too, Adam...
I also saw those heathens trash your very valid House question. Anyhow, they answer is, nothing. Nothing is wrong with Cuddy. She’s the most attractive lady on that show.
by ghostofErikThompson on Oct 30, 2008 2:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pffft
13 is the most attractive chick on the show.
Dr. Cameron is the character who varies the most between smoking hot and plain jane in all of TV. Lately, she looks real mousy, but in previous seasons when she had red hair she could look great at times.
"Oh well, McCain is pretty communist anyway,... we can be 70% communist with McCain,"-Sharky
by DJCahill on Oct 30, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's kind of weird to see
Cuddy and Cameron on the screen at the same time. Bad face, good body meets good face, bad body.
by Keynes on Oct 30, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forget again
Is cameron the bad face or bad body in your opinion?
"Oh well, McCain is pretty communist anyway,... we can be 70% communist with McCain,"-Sharky
by DJCahill on Oct 31, 2008 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d call Cameron the bad body, but I’m a sucker for the curvy types.
by Keynes on Oct 31, 2008 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bah, there was a link to a Jennifer Morrison
picture from Stuff in there, but I don’t see it now. She is rack challenged, but looked good other than that.
"Oh well, McCain is pretty communist anyway,... we can be 70% communist with McCain,"-Sharky
by DJCahill on Oct 31, 2008 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still see it
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Oct 31, 2008 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the way, until we have real news
I would applaud post like Adam’s Lookout landing post instead of the “Nothing happened in Rangerland today” posts.
Like maybe a breakdown of girl on girl action between 13 and the anonymous patient of the week.
"Oh well, McCain is pretty communist anyway,... we can be 70% communist with McCain,"-Sharky
by DJCahill on Oct 30, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
Isn’t the Cameron/13 hookup inevitable?
Particularly given how messed up 13 is, and Cameron’s birds with broken wings syndrome?
by Adam J. Morris on Oct 30, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I certainly hope so.
I just want Cameron to go back to red hair, and actually go through makeup before it happens.
Even before last season, when she had red hair, she had episodes where it looked like she didn’t go through hair and makeup before the episode. Now that she has gone to dirty blonde, she looks like she rarely washes her hair or does makeup.
The hot Dr, Cameron is very hot. The plain Dr. Cameron is almost below average.
"Oh well, McCain is pretty communist anyway,... we can be 70% communist with McCain,"-Sharky
by DJCahill on Oct 30, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
But I bought a Walker Texas Ranger ring tone after visiting LSB….
I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.
by TheBZA on Oct 30, 2008 2:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
Meaning of life? The aggregate collection of moments that you allow to enter into your consciousness, imo, fwiw, etc. (etc.)
by Chase Irwin on Oct 30, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the worst ads lately
have been this just for men commercials where these people from the 60’s are getting older and getting gray hair. the worst part is the douches at the end are giving a peace sign saying, “never trust anyone over 90” really makes me wanna throw up, it’s hard to watch.
and the triple steak commercials from taco bell, i hate those too
and not to long ago there was a heineken commercial where people from all walks of life kept handing heineken’s to one another and laughing as they did it, never made any sense to me at all, anyways that was another terrible commercial.
and why is miller lite showing the same damn ads from last year, come up with some god damn creativity. beer ads in general are going down the crapper, not to mention the majority of budweisers ads are serious now
by studcrackers on Oct 30, 2008 2:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"I'm a triple steak kind of guy!"
Taco Bell’s advertising department has acquired a real knack for conceiving commercials that give you an awkward feeling you can’t quite explain.
by Joey Matschulat on Oct 30, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which awkward feeling?
The one you get before you eat the Burrito, or the one after?
by Telegraph on Oct 30, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"That burrito I had yesterday disagreed with me.
“Let me guess, was the disagreement over how much you’d be shitting?” Demetri Martin.
Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 30, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both
I’ve stopped eating at Taco Bell even though we have a combo Taco Bell/Long John Silver’s about three blocks away. Chances are they weren’t going to honor this promotion either.
by Joey Matschulat on Oct 30, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no...
it’s just the way that smug asswipe comes off in that commercial like he’s real suave for thinking of something clever or something and the way he says, “im not a steak guy, im a triple steak guy”
the volcano taco commercial got a chuckle outta me the 1st time, this one just really bothered me
by studcrackers on Oct 30, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kill me
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Oct 30, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my Science.
If I hear that commercial one more time, I’m punching my television. Or changing the channel. One of the two.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Oct 30, 2008 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we have a conversation about
the Burger King Mushroom & Swiss commercials….
www.mavsmoneyball.com
by Wes Cox on Oct 30, 2008 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna go with all the sex drug ads during the World Series.
I don’t care how old you are, watching sex drug commercials with your parents is effing excruciating.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Oct 30, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's actually not really the case with my dad
Because he always has a great crack about the long list of possible side affects and walking into a hospital to get a four-hour old boner treated.
"[Tim McCarver and Joe Buck] are the Gabe Gross and Ben Broussard of the broadcasting booth." - dirkatron
by lonestarJon on Oct 30, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worst recent ad
Is the one with the two grown men in the baby carrage. And the one with that play-doh thing with the high pitched voice. I flip the channel when those come on.
"[Tim McCarver and Joe Buck] are the Gabe Gross and Ben Broussard of the broadcasting booth." - dirkatron
by lonestarJon on Oct 30, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love those
you are hurting my self esteem
by cashman on Oct 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're turning elitist Adam.
I always knew you were a closet liberal, turning your nose up at the common man. Stop hating America.
by Athos on Oct 30, 2008 2:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe
it makes the phone of the person next to you ring?
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Oct 30, 2008 2:47 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
my dad would definitely buy a Jeff Dunham ringtone
if he knew what a ringtone was. He thinks his “jalapeno….on a steek” and “Achmed the Dead Terrorist” bits are pure gold. When I tried to broaden his horizons with Dave Chapelle, he just got the cocker spaniel look on his face (one eyebrow up, head cocked to one side as if to say “I hear noise, but I don’t understand what it means”).
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
by Bob Loblaw on Oct 30, 2008 2:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
chappelle is still the best sketch comedy out there lol
did you see my link to black howard dean?
btw – you try to get him into arrested development?
"I don’t know of a single thing Obama’s done except talk and write." - Newt Gingrich
"That wasn’t rain, that was a band of angels pissing on your awful city. Shut the hell up and play." - robert_d_wilfong
by knockoutking on Oct 31, 2008 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahahaha
"[Tim McCarver and Joe Buck] are the Gabe Gross and Ben Broussard of the broadcasting booth." - dirkatron
by lonestarJon on Oct 30, 2008 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All ventriloquists blow
Just a stupid, stupid “art” form.
One of the comedy channels on XM is having a “World Series of Comedy.” This week it was Jeff Dunham against Gaffigan.
And fucking Dunham won. Ugh.
Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 30, 2008 3:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Clearly it's illegitimate.
Because Gaffigan would win the whole damn thing if it were real.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Oct 30, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know about the whole thing, but he is greatness
Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.
by Brian Thomas on Oct 30, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm thinking
a mimed Million Dollar Baby would be the ultimate in Art.
"Oh well, McCain is pretty communist anyway,... we can be 70% communist with McCain,"-Sharky
by DJCahill on Oct 30, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uhhhh....Adam
People pay for water in a fucking bottle. Thats right, the stuff that comes out of every faucet.
by SaltyGoesYard on Oct 30, 2008 3:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
actually now i remember the worst commercial of all...
THIS IS OUR COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Fucking johnny cougar and that fuckin chevy ad campaign that showed for 9 months straight during every commercial break of every god damn sporting event i watched from the nfl regular and post season to baseball playoffs and i believe it even dipped into march madness.
kinda like how the rangers last summer had that former american idol winner doing that ford commercial every commercial break, “i get what i want i go where i need” another terrible one
there is almost nothing worst in commercials than showing patriotism, just annoys the shit outta me
by studcrackers on Oct 30, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOUR CLEARLY UNAMERICAN!
ANGRY NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I don’t know of a single thing Obama’s done except talk and write." - Newt Gingrich
"That wasn’t rain, that was a band of angels pissing on your awful city. Shut the hell up and play." - robert_d_wilfong
by knockoutking on Oct 31, 2008 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Head On, apply directly to the forehead
Head On, apply directly to the forehead
Head On, apply directly to the forehead
by Telegraph on Oct 31, 2008 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walter
For President.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Oct 30, 2008 4:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Or they could just have a literacy test to vote
Oh wait, that would eliminate too many Obama voters and be called racist..
by Sharky on Oct 30, 2008 4:35 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Literacy tests actually were tried and actually were declared racist.
by Inkara1 on Oct 30, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They'd definitely prevent
you from voting.
"Oh well, McCain is pretty communist anyway,... we can be 70% communist with McCain,"-Sharky
by DJCahill on Oct 30, 2008 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well it is
a pretty offensive statement. u are suggesting we take away the 15th ammendment?
by studcrackers on Oct 30, 2008 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, here's the literacy test
If you can read a Sharky post without gagging you’re not allowed to vote.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Oct 30, 2008 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
about the pitching coach situation
so, Wash wants Peterson, Nolan wants Maddux….does Wash have any power at all when it comes to assembling HIS coaching staff?
"He wants to double the capital gains tax, or almost double it," Huizenga said. "I'd rather give it to charity than to him."
by Longhorn on Oct 30, 2008 5:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf
does that have to do with commercials you hate or whether or not you’re pro or anti literacy tests?
by studcrackers on Oct 30, 2008 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for the record
after art howe brought together a big bag of nothing i see no reason why wash should have control, especially since this move deciding on pitching coaches could improve or setback this franchise a couple years
by studcrackers on Oct 30, 2008 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"I don’t know of a single thing Obama’s done except talk and write." - Newt Gingrich
"That wasn’t rain, that was a band of angels pissing on your awful city. Shut the hell up and play." - robert_d_wilfong
by knockoutking on Oct 31, 2008 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I stupid
for not knowing who Jeff Dunham is?
by JBImaknee on Oct 30, 2008 5:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't either
but I feel I’m better for it.
www.mavsmoneyball.com
by Wes Cox on Oct 30, 2008 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm proud of the fact that I didn't know who he was until now
As a matter of fact, I can’t name one single ventriloquist by name … except my cousin Eric, who also does magic and was a late night small market FM DJ in the 80s.
by robert_d_wilfong on Oct 30, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did he do magic on the radio
“I just pulled a rabbit out of a hat, trust me. And I’m about to cut this woman in half. And if you look behind your ear, you’ll see a quarter!”
by JBImaknee on Oct 30, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably not
Because I had no idea either, until I looked him up on wikipedia:
Jeff Dunham is an American ventriloquist and stand-up comedian. A graduate of Baylor University, he has performed on numerous comedy shows, including Comedy Central Presents in 2003. His usual puppets include a woozle named Peanut; a bitter old man named Walter; José Jalapeño, a talking jalapeño pepper on a stick; Achmed the Dead Terrorist; and an unusual superhero named Melvin. His act also includes, from time-to-time, his manager Sweet Daddy D, and a stereotypical redneck, Bubba J.
"[Tim McCarver and Joe Buck] are the Gabe Gross and Ben Broussard of the broadcasting booth." - dirkatron
by lonestarJon on Oct 30, 2008 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You aren't stupid
But your life is a little more empty….
"Colt mccoy sucks, mack brown needs to be fired." - Longhorn
by DaheelzCM on Oct 30, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is considered his "signature" skit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Oct 30, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
Peanut is the signature skit.
"Colt mccoy sucks, mack brown needs to be fired." - Longhorn
by DaheelzCM on Oct 30, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh, one has 70M+ views on youtube
one has 14M….
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Oct 30, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One he has been doing for years
One he just started doing recently.
"Colt mccoy sucks, mack brown needs to be fired." - Longhorn
by DaheelzCM on Oct 30, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, I don't really care one way or the other
but the achmed one is the one I have always heard about….
I think both are equally stupid.
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Oct 30, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No surprise here
Someone trying talk out their ass about something they know nothing about. As usual I am dumber for reading the comments here.
"Most sports fans don't give a shit about baseball but they watch it because of the steroid controversy" ~booker
by shallrelicme on Oct 31, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ummmk
Glad I could be of service.
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Oct 31, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm fairly certain ...
that the Christian ventriloquist who performed for my Jr. High Sunday School class back in the day was a teenaged Jeff Dunham.
by shroomer on Oct 30, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Manning We play ad
I can’t help but think of the SNL skit when I see that.
"Colt mccoy sucks, mack brown needs to be fired." - Longhorn
by DaheelzCM on Oct 30, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jason Kidd needs to be on the floor for all 48 min
or they look bad…really bad.
"He wants to double the capital gains tax, or almost double it," Huizenga said. "I'd rather give it to charity than to him."
by Longhorn on Oct 30, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i like the one with LT and troy polamaluuuu
catchy song lol
"I don’t know of a single thing Obama’s done except talk and write." - Newt Gingrich
"That wasn’t rain, that was a band of angels pissing on your awful city. Shut the hell up and play." - robert_d_wilfong
by knockoutking on Oct 31, 2008 12:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
its a nike commercial
who doesn’t like them?
by cashman on Nov 2, 2008 10:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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