OT: Troll Rankings 2- Off-Season edition.
by Dr Pepper on Nov 10, 2008 9:59 PM CST
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PrintIn a run away we have Steal home etc earning the right to be called LSB Troll #1.
The Agreen07 Troll Theory states that in order to successfully become an LSB troll, one must satisfy ALL of the following conditions.
1) Establish yourself as a legitimate commenter by posting a minimum of ten (10) insightful and/or interesting comments related to the Rangers.
2) Develop at least one shtick (examples include religion, firing the general manager, hatred of all things LSB, injection of politics into non-politics threads, one-word responses, etc.)
3) Maintain an 5/1 ratio of shtick to non-shtick comments.
4) Be a jerk to anyone who disagrees with you, and remain staunchly unshakable from your beliefs, regardless of logical responses presented to you.By virtue of this theory I’d argue that Longhorn, miles, lonestarjon, benmor and brettgardner are not trolls, and I request that they be removed from voting.
Interesting. I like it. Request granted. What will not be granted is requests to be on the list. Looking right at you Dirk. It is my duty to serve the LSB public and I will not allow you to make a mockery of it.
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More awards-
The winner for the overkill award goes too..........philkid3 with his ongoing Best Ranger Ever posts. Should've stopped at 10.
The winner for the most underrated poster goes too......Nikpin
The winner for biggest conspiracy goes too....... Rangerchick for her Profile pic.
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this one just sucks
pick up your game, john
"philkid3 with his ongoing Best Ranger Ever posts. Should've stopped at 10."
That’s amazing. Oh and thanks for bringing my theory into practice everyone.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
philkid3 with his ongoing Best Ranger Ever posts. Should've stopped at 10.
Oh, the irony….
"Colt mccoy sucks, mack brown needs to be fired." - Longhorn
by LSBUser on Nov 11, 2008 5:36 AM CST reply actions
Yeah, it is ironic
because DP will probably stop at 4 or some deliciously random number.
"He’s basically told himself unconsciously that he can’t be any good unless he catches 130 games a year. If he played with the baseball smarts of a guy like a David Eckstein, he’d maximize his talent and be an incredible player." - Andy Seiler, Texas Rangers Analyst
by inactive lsb user on Nov 11, 2008 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
A theory
Agreen07 = Dr Pepper
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
Not at all
Dr. Pepper is way too clever for that.
"He’s basically told himself unconsciously that he can’t be any good unless he catches 130 games a year. If he played with the baseball smarts of a guy like a David Eckstein, he’d maximize his talent and be an incredible player." - Andy Seiler, Texas Rangers Analyst
by inactive lsb user on Nov 11, 2008 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
Well
As far as I can tell Agreen has been present in just about every troll poll thread – and these happened to pop up again only a matter of days after he re-surfaced. The kicker for me is he called me “lonestarjohn” the other day in my save us poll thread – something nobody but DP has ever done before. And that was before the first offseason poll popped up, too, so it wasn’t monkey-see/monkey-do.
Either that or it’s OC. These have always smacked of OC’s slightly narcissistic attitude.
But somehow I doubt we’ll ever know for sure – for all anyone knows it could be you… or me.
Just say no to Scott Olsen.
Yeah
common misspellings are an easy way to sift through multiple-handle posters.
I just don’t see the potential, based off of Agreen’s past.
"He’s basically told himself unconsciously that he can’t be any good unless he catches 130 games a year. If he played with the baseball smarts of a guy like a David Eckstein, he’d maximize his talent and be an incredible player." - Andy Seiler, Texas Rangers Analyst
by inactive lsb user on Nov 11, 2008 9:44 AM CST up reply actions
Common misspellings?
Wow one misspelling. Please, don’t flatter yourself.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
I was making a general statement
People who misspell things have the tendency to misspell them in a consistently unique and wrong way.
"He’s basically told himself unconsciously that he can’t be any good unless he catches 130 games a year. If he played with the baseball smarts of a guy like a David Eckstein, he’d maximize his talent and be an incredible player." - Andy Seiler, Texas Rangers Analyst
by inactive lsb user on Nov 11, 2008 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
I noticed
that they seemed to come around at the same time…just a guess really
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Nov 11, 2008 9:50 AM CST up reply actions
No...people who were posting on LSB back in the blogspot days
don’t pull stupid antics like double screen names.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Now THAT sounds like the perfect cover
haha
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Nov 11, 2008 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
Well
I’m possibly Dr. Pepper’s biggest fan, so maybe this is all some elaborate attention getting-ploy by yours truely. Notice that I’m never an option in the polls? That would just blow my cover….
I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.
Didn't George Costanza
appear in some Dr Pepper commercials a few years back?
Sadly, he’s been replaced by Dr. Frasier Crane.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Ah, my old nemesis
Whatever happened to him? He’s just dropped off the face of the LSB planet.
Just say no to Scott Olsen.
I think you are misremembering
your good buddy was blueballlefty right?
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Nov 11, 2008 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
Well
I guess you could say we took over a few threads together, back in the day.
Just say no to Scott Olsen.
Well
Numbers 1 & 4 don’t apply to me. Number 1 will most likely change once the Rangers are serious contenders for at least a division title.
corollary to 4: Willy deny that #4 applies to him/her
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
“The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.” Hubert Humphrey
you think hubert humphrey would approve some of your posts?
cause I don’t.
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
Put Longhorn back in the poll please.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Forgive me for this but...
…“The winner for biggest conspiracy goes too……. Rangerchick for her Profile pic.”
What the heck is that about? Couldn’t find her profile pic and obviously missed the discussion (I’ll be honest, I didn’t try too hard). Can someone fill me in?
"sorry, I'm usually a dick by pointing these things out but 'concepted' is classic" - ab03
by Suicide Prince on Nov 12, 2008 10:29 AM CST reply actions
She's hot
I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.
So,
she’s the girl on LSB that is so good-looking that I have to watch out for her because she is so good-looking?
Good to know.
"sorry, I'm usually a dick by pointing these things out but 'concepted' is classic" - ab03
by Suicide Prince on Nov 12, 2008 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
http://www.sbnation.com/users/Rangerchick
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Nov 12, 2008 10:48 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Danke
Tried looking it up but, apparenty, didn’t try hard enough.
"sorry, I'm usually a dick by pointing these things out but 'concepted' is classic" - ab03
by Suicide Prince on Nov 12, 2008 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
When people 'rec' the new DP diaries
can they do all of us a favor and unrec the earlier ones? We really don’t need to fill up the rec slots with old troll diaries.
+1,000,000
"I would say that our gaping hole isn’t nearly as gaping as the A’s hole [was] or Mariner’s would be." - tyd3311
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