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OT: Troll Rankings 2- Off-Season edition.

In a run away we have Steal home etc earning the right to be called LSB Troll #1.

The Agreen07 Troll Theory states that in order to successfully become an LSB troll, one must satisfy ALL of the following conditions.
1) Establish yourself as a legitimate commenter by posting a minimum of ten (10) insightful and/or interesting comments related to the Rangers.
2) Develop at least one shtick (examples include religion, firing the general manager, hatred of all things LSB, injection of politics into non-politics threads, one-word responses, etc.)
3) Maintain an 5/1 ratio of shtick to non-shtick comments.
4) Be a jerk to anyone who disagrees with you, and remain staunchly unshakable from your beliefs, regardless of logical responses presented to you.

By virtue of this theory I’d argue that Longhorn, miles, lonestarjon, benmor and brettgardner are not trolls, and I request that they be removed from voting.

Interesting. I like it. Request granted. What will not be granted is requests to be on the list. Looking right at you Dirk. It is my duty to serve the LSB public and I will not allow you to make a mockery of it.

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More awards-

The winner for the overkill award goes too..........philkid3 with his ongoing Best Ranger  Ever posts. Should've stopped at 10.

The winner for the most underrated poster goes too......Nikpin

The winner for biggest conspiracy goes too....... Rangerchick for her Profile pic.

 

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