Thanks for everyone that posted.  Some did not and got in anyway because we nneded them.  In your own words with a comment here or there.  Laugh it up...

Owner - rangeressery     I got really scared whenever the dad’s stopped pitching to us and my friends took over. I also couldn’t catch a fly ball whenever they would stick me put me in right field. The pure definition of a MLB owner.

GM - Adam J Morris    Because he knows . . .

Manager - hightowersmith     I played around . . . Totally incompetent. Enough said . . .

Bench coach - venturafearsnolan     Played through middle school, and was usually one of the worst kids on the team. I’m not an athletic person. Reminded me of Don Zimmer and that sealed it.

3B coach - zywica     Because he can give you an answer in no time at all, thus making him ideal for 3B coach.

1B coach / Catching Instructor - oc     Developed a cannon to second. Only four guys stole second on me the entire season. I can’’t remember how many I threw out, but it was a lot. City All-Stars.  Pony –– Hitting began to decline. Still, a bad-ass catcher. City All-Stars. Your typical "those that can, do and those that can’t, teach" player. Hitting went from mediocre to average. Off-year defensively. Perfect!!!!

Pitching coach - Jparks77     Anybody want to argue?

Bullpen coach - lonestar Jon     I made a halfhearted attempt to learn how to pitch because I couldn’t make the team at any other position, but that didn’t work out too well. Any questions?

Scouting Director - Wyoranger     Played a couple years...but I sucked. Couldn’t field, couldn’t throw, could hit a little . . . but I liked baseball. He may have to grow into the position, but I think he’ll be fine.

Media VP - TRanger     I also was the sports editor for the school paper that year and parlayed that into a gig as a sports writer for the college paper. I enjoyed writing and even snuck in a couple of stories over fantasy baseball and saber metrics, so I had a lot of fun doing it. And since his playing ability is "the only productive thing I could do was get hit by a pitch." He will be just fine...and this is who you talk to about the scoreboard!

C - Ryin A     Played 4 years of college ball and started at Catcher. I was your standard D1 catcher, hit about 260-280 but took my defense and game calling very seriously. Uh, Okey dokey. You got it!

Back up Catcher - Blev2     I played until 8th grade. I was a good defensive catcher but couldn’t ever hit the moving ball. Your typical back up catcher scouting report.

1B -NYTXFAN     Come high school I figured I had the make up of a good player so I tried out. And I was cut after the first round. It kinda hit me hard and I never really played baseball again. I mean I play catch and softball, but really it isn’t the same. A true player who never followed through on their dream will tell you that. Softball isn’t as intense as the real deal and playing catch, to me, as a pipe dream of what I could have had . . . and in true Robin Ventura charging the mound form . . . another chance.

 2B - Ed Coffin     Defensive whiz, awful bat. Had fence and warning track power, but not light tower power. Switch hitter with a good arm, a good glove, so got to play whenever I’d take the time. Ian Kinsler’s idol.

3B - T Coleman     Undersized 3B I played from 6 years old until I was 21. The last three years were with a semi-pro team. He starts on MY (not Michael Young) team.

Back up 3B/DH - Josey Wales     I was always one of the best players on my team. Dad had me hold my hands up like Yaz and of course I hit lefty (but threw right). I was power hitting, good field 3B and Brett / gentiles. If T Coleman had not played semi-pro baseball, you would be our starting 3B. Sorry . . .

SS - Pro82     Pretty much the only SS and I know how good I was. Good from deep in the hole. Range greater than FOTF and very good lead-off hitter. OBP always lead the team I play upon.

UT - Dirk Diggler     Osgood-Schlatter disease pretty much kills your athletic career for a few years. You can’t run or anything like that. It would actually hurt to walk up stairs sometimes. Anyway, since that killed my baseball career. You build it and they will come...another second chance!

OF - Longhorn     But, once batting against one of my friends in his backyard, he was pitching . . . for some dumb reason I wasn’t wearing a helmet. Sun got in my eyes during one of his pitches. It hit me smack in the left temple. Ever since then I couldn’t really shake that off . . . so as long as Nolan or Padilla is not on the mound, he is in the line-up. When they are pitching then RCCook is our 3rd OF.

OF - spurdynasty     I maintained a .400-.500 average because I never struck out and I could hit the ball wherever I wanted. Anybody that NEVER struck out and could hit the ball wherever he wanted, but only hit .400-.500, well . . . I still want him on the team and we needed another OF.

OF - knockoutking     My bro has been playing basically straight through from February until now and probably will through the end of his Sr. year –– he’s really good (D1 level-good) That good enough for me. If your brother is good, then, uh, oh you might be Mike Maddox . . . this is why we carry 4 OF . . .

OF - RCCook     I was usually the fourth outfielder. I was a pretty bad hitter, probably due to the fact I couldn’t see well I wound up getting glasses the summer after my last year of playing. So NEVER come to the park without your glasses, and you said it 4th OF, not me.

DH - t ball     I hit well, gapper stuff, lot of doubles, good speed. But when I got glasses in jr. high, I just stopped hitting. NEVER bring your glasses to the park. You and RCCook need to ride together.

P - Michael Cave     As a pitcher I was a control artist, didn’t throw harder than 88 or so probably. Worked more in the 82-85 range but I had a great 2 seamer and 3 other secondary pitches (in order of effectiveness: slider, CB, and CU) I could spot very well. I pitched from a low 3 quarters arm angle. I wish I was a lefty . . . ha, but alas you are not and now you are on our staff . . . it’s still not saying much though.

P - Rodney     I was a semi decent pitcher. I think that would be better than Luiz Mendoza. But if not you could find Black Francis breathing down your neck for a starter’s job.

P - Fireal20     Pitched through college . . . went to high school up in Krum (2A school) where I pitched and caught. Made the all-state team my senior year as a pitcher. A media department’s dream . . . from Krum to Arlington . . . Wow!

P - meatbonelefty     I don’t throw hard at all, low 80’s on a good day. As long as you promise to leave the cameramen alone and keep you hands to yourself you can play with us.

Closer - Black Francis     And I also pitched and caught a little. I could throw fairly hard and do it all day, but had no command at all and only a fastball. Perfect . . . any questions?

Roving pitching instructor - nonameoncard   Because he can't be in one place very long for personal reasons...and jparks77 really isn't that good.

International Scouting Director - Joey Matschulat   Because he has a foreign sounding name.

Bullpen catcher - RachelB   Our team was called the Little Angels and God knows we will need plenty of angels with this team.

Bench - willamos2   I played through 6th grade, and despite being one of the better players on my team, but I did not know what position you played. 

I apologize for leaving anyone off of the team that responded.  I think I will let the group decide where to play Save us.  I did not know what position he plays or if the rest of our team would play with him.