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Friday afternoon video

A classic scene from a classic 80s comedy...

Stripes - Don't Call Me Francis (via vidsampler)


 

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…An awesome Friday afternoon video?

GREINKE HO!!!!!

by oc on Nov 14, 2008 2:58 PM CST reply actions  

Stripes

Hulka: Soldier, I’ve noticed you’re always last.
Winger: I’m pacing myself Sergeant.

Fire Ron Washington

by pblack on Nov 14, 2008 3:01 PM CST reply actions  

ha.. yeah

this movie was greatness, no doubt. I wish I had this DVD. I’d watch it tonight. I need to go buy this movie.

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by hurlerhurley on Nov 14, 2008 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

we needed that

after reading this…

just when i start drinking to coolaid and dreaming big, i remember we still have an abortion of an owner.

by clark on Nov 14, 2008 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

awesome

ticket prices go up but the payroll doesn’t.

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Nov 14, 2008 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

"an abortion of an owner?"

So are you saying that Tom Hicks is super cool to watch and trade photos of with your friends?

I used to believe that violence never solved any problem. That was unitl I got acquitted of murdering my pregnant mistress.

by YourNameHere on Nov 14, 2008 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't wait to hear the Rangers

ownership and management wring their hands next summer and wonder why attendance is down again.

Bad economy, mediocre team, higher prices. That’ll sell tickets.

Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.

"BTW I’m officially welching ab03. Yeah I planned too all along, but I figured I’d try to get off the hook with double or nothing first."- Sharky

by DJCahill on Nov 14, 2008 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

You know what

I’m getting rather tired of the Texas Rangers fucking up my good nights.

I’m not going to let this ruin my night.

I’m relaxing after being out of town for nearly a month. I’m having a nice glass of Scotch waiting to eat my homemade chicken soup I did in the slow cooker and I’m going to fix me a grilled cheese sandwich later on. So all this ticket pricing going up can just go to baseball hell right now, I don’t want to think it or even click that link

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by hurlerhurley on Nov 14, 2008 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Loving it...

Sergeant Hulka: “Lighten up Francis… You’re all in this together. One of these men may save your life one of these days, you understand that?”

John Winger: “Then again, maybe one of us won’t.”

I used to believe that violence never solved any problem. That was unitl I got acquitted of murdering my pregnant mistress.

by YourNameHere on Nov 14, 2008 3:24 PM CST reply actions  

Lee Harvey...

YOU are a MAD MAN. When you stole that cow….and your friends tried to make it with the cow…I wanna party with you, cowboy.

by SteveP on Nov 14, 2008 3:56 PM CST reply actions  

Pure Comedy Genius!

Smile when you call me Beat Weed!

by Clueless on Nov 14, 2008 4:03 PM CST reply actions  

Finally

A funny Friday video after all that Mr. Show craptasticness.

"Colt mccoy sucks, mack brown needs to be fired." - Longhorn

by LSBUser on Nov 14, 2008 6:51 PM CST reply actions  

yep, good choice by Adam

hey, remember the Aunt Jemima Treatment.

I just went looking and found this…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hOhhgrM3bs

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by hurlerhurley on Nov 14, 2008 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

oops

broken link…

Here it is… the Aunt Jemima Treatment

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by hurlerhurley on Nov 14, 2008 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeeeeah!

“I shouldn’t have drank all that cough syrup.”
“Have either of you been convicted of a felony?” “Convicted? Never convicted.”
“Are either of you homosexuals?” “No, but we are willing to learn.”

I honestly whistle the music from this movie (not the happy stuff, the other).

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Nov 14, 2008 6:56 PM CST reply actions  

So Francis "Psycho" Sawyer

says… “Any of you homos touch me, and I’ll kill you”

How bout the time when…

Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
John Winger: (Bill Murray) You mean like flaming?
Recruiter: Well, it’s a standard question we have to ask.
Russell Ziskey: (Harold Ramis) No, we’re not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.
John Winger: (Bill Murray) Yeah . . . Would they send us someplace special?

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by hurlerhurley on Nov 14, 2008 10:54 PM CST reply actions  

Francis Sawyer

John Daniels, BC? (Before Cornell)

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Nov 15, 2008 5:21 PM CST reply actions  

lol

oh my, Ed. you are so good!

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by hurlerhurley on Nov 15, 2008 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Ed, I do feel bad

we never got togather and did that lunch/dinner thingy bet on the Chris Young

I still want to do this. We need to get togather and have some good times.

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by hurlerhurley on Nov 15, 2008 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

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