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Nolan Ryan talks snow monkeys

A few weeks back, Dan Cahill sent me an audio file of Nolan Ryan discussing snow monkeys on the ticket, and suggested it would be something good to link on a day when I've got nothing.

Well, today, I've got nothing.

So here's Nolan Ryan discussing snow monkeys.

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So great.

Fire Todd Dodge. Seriously. Back to Suckville with a loss to FLA ATL but whatever, SUCK IT WESTERN KENTUCKY! 1-9 baby!

by sprite on Nov 17, 2008 12:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I forgot

How great that was. Thanks

A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555

by boomer1 on Nov 17, 2008 12:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

DJCahill

Bringing the important issues to the forefront.

Outstanding. I support these types of posts.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Nov 17, 2008 12:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

um sorry

that dress and those luscious boobs are retired for now.

It;s up to Adam to bring this out of retirement

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by hurlerhurley on Nov 17, 2008 7:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.esnips.com/web/bcmldodgerssStuff

Scroll down to Files and click “Rangers Nolan 4.mp3”

by Brett Perryman on Nov 17, 2008 12:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Dangit

they took Rangers Nolan 4 down before I could hear it :(

Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.

"BTW I’m officially welching ab03. Yeah I planned too all along, but I figured I’d try to get off the hook with double or nothing first."- Sharky

by DJCahill on Nov 17, 2008 1:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Darn

that was the best one. Why did they take it down I wonder? Vulgar? The worst thing I hear is “smearing crocodile dung on my privates”.

by Brett Perryman on Nov 17, 2008 1:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lmao

hello… ryan express… wish you a happy 58 birthday. possum pancakes

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by hurlerhurley on Nov 17, 2008 8:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

this is great

I’m seriously cracking up laughing.

I already got a hog on the spit

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by hurlerhurley on Nov 17, 2008 8:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

haha he's now 54

this is more snow monkeys is so good

they stole into his smoke house and stole a ham and took turns into sticking their ass in his face. lmao

Oh this is great..

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by hurlerhurley on Nov 17, 2008 8:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if any of those snow monkeys

can throw a baseball, instead of just poop. Nolan could probably use his ambassador status to line us up with some.

Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.

"BTW I’m officially welching ab03. Yeah I planned too all along, but I figured I’d try to get off the hook with double or nothing first."- Sharky

by DJCahill on Nov 17, 2008 1:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

In one of these clips from Fake Nolan

he discusses that. They’re very talented, just unpredictable.

by Brett Perryman on Nov 17, 2008 1:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

what's hilarious

is he almost sounds like Coach Mack Brown

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by hurlerhurley on Nov 17, 2008 8:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Adam Celebrates his word making the dictionary.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20081117/ts_alt_afp/britainlanguagedictionaryoffbeat

Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.

"BTW I’m officially welching ab03. Yeah I planned too all along, but I figured I’d try to get off the hook with double or nothing first."- Sharky

by DJCahill on Nov 17, 2008 1:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

“This is a new interjection from the US that seems to have inveigled its way into common speech over here,” said Cormac McKeown, head of content at Collins Dictionaries.

I can only imagine the vigor with which she said inveigled.

by Brett Perryman on Nov 17, 2008 1:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Good sport

that is hilarious.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Nov 17, 2008 1:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ha.

That was pretty good.

by Black Francis on Nov 17, 2008 5:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

what was good?

explain bitch

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by hurlerhurley on Nov 17, 2008 9:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nolan Ryan

…talking about the snow monkeys, you stupid bastard.

by Black Francis on Nov 17, 2008 10:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

literally.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

MVP votes are the new OBP.

by thedirkatron on Nov 18, 2008 4:36 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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