American Airlines has scums of passengers!
American Airlines will just allow anyone on an aircraft these days I guess.
I had to fly from Columbus to Dallas for a very important business meeting. My company bought the plane ticket.
What's with all these young whipper snappers walking around the airport as if they own the place? They walk around with their iPod earbuds in and yapping on their cell phones about this "Rad night" they had last night all the while not even paying attention to the fact they're blocking walkways!
Anyways, I get to the gate to board the plane and I'm boarding really early because I want to make sure I get a carry on luggage rack near myself. Although, of course you have the people that get there late and wander around looking for a spot for their oversized luggage that they probably shouldn't have been allowed to carry on in the first place. There was one your rich brat that stood out in particular that walked around clanking his large backpack into seats left and right looking for a spot for his huge backpack.
The punk finally goes back to his row and wouldn't you know it, he's sitting right behind me! Now I'm going to have to put up with this brat kicking my seat all flight. He then goes to sit down and nearly punches me in the back of the head trying to get into his seat. That was the last straw!
I shine up my bald spot really well hoping there will be a nice glare coming off it from the open window and then lean my seat back as far as it would go. I then stretch back nearly smacking him in the face as I stretch my arms above my head. That'll show him I bet.
Anyways, later in the flight this loser gets up from his seat. I nearly thought he was a hijacker how long he stood. I then notice the cart in front of him blocking his path, but the idiot starts spouting off nonsence such as "RESPECT MY AUTHORITIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" and other stupid things. He then dropkicks the cart out of the way and says "I went to Highland Park and I'm better than you, get out of my way!"
That was the last straw. Myself and a couple other passengers got up and made sure he couldn't get out of the restroom the rest of the trip due to his rudeness. We nearly left him though.
Oh well, I just wish the young people of today had more respect for people and the companies they serve.
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Now that shit is funny...
Rec .
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Nov 24, 2008 9:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
+1
" He throws it where he wants it, his breaking ball kept getting better and better and of course God gave him that special arm. He's great." ~ Neftali Feliz on Derek Holland.
by Kinslerhomer on Nov 24, 2008 9:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hitting the button as I type this
Typing with one hand, reccing with the other.
"Somewhere out there, between 14-32 BBWAA NL MVP voters are trying to get cheaper winter heating by drilling a hole in the microwave." - Jeff at LoL
by lonestarJon on Nov 24, 2008 9:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What's funny about it?
Its the youth of america like this that is ruining this fine nation!
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by rangers85 on Nov 24, 2008 9:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
For fucks sake, trade a catcher already.
GREINKE HO!!!!!
by oc on Nov 24, 2008 9:56 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
ahahahahahaha
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Nov 24, 2008 10:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You sir just got a rec in my own thread.
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by rangers85 on Nov 24, 2008 11:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
OC
Master of getting rec’d in a rec’d thread. That is an epic win.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Nov 25, 2008 9:48 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"Can you help me with my rookzack?"

by Adam J. Morris on Nov 24, 2008 10:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
(insert overly ambitious "FAIL" image here)
GREINKE HO!!!!!
by oc on Nov 24, 2008 10:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This story sounds very familiar....
Need to put 2 and 2 together….
In Smoak We Trust
by Smoak Some on Nov 24, 2008 10:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
::slow clap::
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Nov 24, 2008 11:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Best. Post. Ever.
And I have no problems with miles, this is just very funny and very clever. Props.
How bout a Smoak and a pancake?
by rchawk12 on Nov 24, 2008 11:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I wish I had multiple names like steal home
so I could rec this thread more than once.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Nov 25, 2008 8:56 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
40 recs
What is the record for the most amount of recs for a Fanpost?
by hiafex on Nov 25, 2008 5:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If I were to take a guess...
…I’d say something by spurdynasty, blueglovelefty or Chuck Morgan.
"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch
by ghtd36 on Nov 25, 2008 5:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
BGL has never posted here with the rec system.
Not that it matters, just saying.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Nov 25, 2008 5:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's the most recs I've seen for sure
This is about as many recs as I’ve gotten for all my images combined.
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by rangers85 on Nov 25, 2008 6:05 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
According to the "most poular all time" page
Under the fanposts section, this is indeed the new record – the old one was GoET’s “users guide to LSB” post at 35.
"Somewhere out there, between 14-32 BBWAA NL MVP voters are trying to get cheaper winter heating by drilling a hole in the microwave." - Jeff at LoL
by lonestarJon on Nov 26, 2008 12:47 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Linky
http://www.lonestarball.com/fanposts/popular/all_time
"Somewhere out there, between 14-32 BBWAA NL MVP voters are trying to get cheaper winter heating by drilling a hole in the microwave." - Jeff at LoL
by lonestarJon on Nov 26, 2008 12:47 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll guess I'll have to make version 2.0...
and re-break my record.
by ghostofErikThompson on Nov 26, 2008 5:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
But don't blame American...
Certainly not a faultless airline, but these types buy tickets on all airlines.
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Nov 25, 2008 5:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That whistling sound...
was this post sailing right over your head.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
by benmor78 on Nov 25, 2008 6:42 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
I guess I was giving him too much credit
I thought he was joking since someone posted basically the same thing in miles’ thread.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Nov 26, 2008 9:32 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Confused much?

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by rangers85 on Nov 25, 2008 8:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
cant exactly blame him though
since it requires reading another post..
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Nov 26, 2008 12:20 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. 44 recs. Imagine how many it'd've gotten if it was actually funny rather than just a funny premise.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
There are two kinds of men in this world: Men who make jump throws, and men who wish that they were Derek Jeter so that they could make jump throws.
by thedirkatron on Nov 26, 2008 2:23 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Disagree
I thought it was well written. Since it is satire, he was limited by the original post. Couldnt stray to much from that. On another point I do like your use of the word “it’d’ve” I believe that is a heretofore undiscovered word. I like it. I like it a lot. I wonder if it is the only double contraction in the English language
by BEW on Nov 26, 2008 6:30 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It would have been about a milion times better if Ben or OC had written it. It was a funny take on Miles' diary, but there weren't any jokes or anything. Great idea. Meh execution, imo.
And I’m a huge fan of it’d’ve as well.
I wrote it one day just being an idiot and decided I really liked it. I then poked around into the nooks and crannies of these here interwebs and discovered I’m not alone. There’s a bit of grassroots movement to get the little double-contraction that could into the dictionary. Let’s hope it makes it for the sake of the kids. They are the ones who matter. Truly they do.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
There are two kinds of men in this world: Men who make jump throws, and men who wish that they were Derek Jeter so that they could make jump throws.
by thedirkatron on Nov 26, 2008 7:09 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was done well enough...
as a satire of Miles.
It was a little dry and straight on, but, sometimes a satire needs to not be obvious…even if it IS obvious.
However, when I did this, I just threw in jokes because the entry I was mocking was just so sloppy.
by ghostofErikThompson on Nov 26, 2008 5:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I wanted it to seem like an old fuddy duddy...
and an old person isn’t going to be dropping Paris Hilton jokes and such. So definitely wanted it a little dry.
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by rangers85 on Nov 26, 2008 11:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Needs more dead hooker/hobo harming jokes, imo.
But fantastic idea.
Totally wish I’d’ve thought of it first.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
There are two kinds of men in this world: Men who make jump throws, and men who wish that they were Derek Jeter so that they could make jump throws.
by thedirkatron on Nov 27, 2008 6:31 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Seconded
Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.
by Brian Thomas on Nov 30, 2008 12:44 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's quite clever sir...
I can see why it has done well in the REC department.
Miles I tried to tell you after the Wal Mart incident, that the holier than thou attitude wears thin on people.
I’d go back to the Juan Dominguez/Mr. Santos stories if I were you. Those were classics.
In the meantime …props to you Rangers85… you have a great sense of humor.
Thanks Sarah Palin!!!
Because of your Hillbillie ass I won't be having turkey for Thanksgiving.
by LAMuscleFag on Nov 27, 2008 2:12 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

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