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It's Friday afternoon, fill 'er up. 

For some reason I still really like discussing drinks and drinking, even though I am supposedly an adult now at 39.  Two topics for discussion:

Favorite Drinks.  I really like a good Old Fashioned.  I decided to try it after seeing Jim Backus immortalize it in the classic "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World".  I looked it up, found the ingredients at home, waited for Dad to go to work (worked nights) and mixed one up.  Love at first sip. 

Since that evening when I was a talented young drinker of 16 I have enjoyed many of those.  They're probably best enjoyed at home, however, a lot of sorry bartenders out there don't really know how to make them, and a lot of bars don't even bother to stock the bitters required.  Sigh, most bars are all about Coors Lite and a small handful of mixed drinks. 

Runner up drinks:  7 & 7s are ok, and I once got into a real rut with White Russians.  Another drink that's best enjoyed at home where you can mix it as strong as you like.  For liquors I like Tuaca and Navan.  I used to like Scotch quite a bit, particularly Springbank, but not so much anymore. 

Favorite Drinking Games.  Century Club.  Sure I liked quarters, 3-Man with the dice, but for a good hard drunk in college, nothing beat Century Club.  One shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes.  

Bah, just 9 beers, you say?  Two distinct challenges to this game.  One, that's 9 beers in an hour and forty minutes, a pretty quick pace.  Two, you will be very full, and nausea is very likely in the 70-shot.  And if you have to take a break to piss or puke, you'll have some catching up to do when you get back.  It's a good idea to appoint someone who is either sober or handles their liquor well to keep tally. 

I played this game regularly in college with a few good friends.  The first time every one of us threw up.  We learned to sip the shots rather than throw them back, a little less filling that way.  After we were done we'd celebrate by playing Carmina Burana, or some other appropriately rowdy, but classical piece (we were music majors after all), and just drink normally.  This is a good game for friends you like to drink with, not for social purposes at parties really. 

Cheers.  I'm on my way home to pour me some Apple Jack.  Maybe an Old Fashioned later in the evening.  That's about it for me these days...

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7&7

I went to Deep Ellum with my best friend around age 16 and we drank those at some permissive bar before getting found out. He insisted that was the drink, so we kept getting rounds. Then they got uncomfortable and we left.

I can’t think of any other time I had one, or saw them mentioned even. The 7&7 is an overlooked drink.

In fact, Seagram’s connotes nothing either. Here’s where we need a Seinfeld episode or something, just to break Seagram’s out of obscurity, explore it.

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Nov 7, 2008 3:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

7 & 7

I don’t always drink, but when I do, I prefer 7 & 7s.

I used to be a bourbon and coke guy, until I discovered the clear liquors don’t cause nearly as much damage the next morning, hangover-wise.

by Adam J. Morris on Nov 7, 2008 3:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

not dos equis?

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Nov 7, 2008 4:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

on old fashioneds

i bet a lot of those places did have the bitters, but the bartender just didnt want to make it. a lot of bartenders will say they are out of something especially if its a busy bar. and a bartender can make 4 or 5 other drinks in the same time it takes to make one of those.

by Chow Time on Nov 7, 2008 4:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Or

they don’t want to admit they don’t know how to make one.

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by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 4:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I bartended for 4 or 5 years in my early 20's (my early 20's were longer than average)

Never once had anyone order an old fashioned.

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 4:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Then it was your duty

to push it on them heathens.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 4:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I had someone order a muddled old fashioned,

Im thinking they are similar somehow, right T?

The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ

by NYTXFAN on Nov 7, 2008 5:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i bartended for 10 years

and probably made 5. we never could find that stupid muddle. but I did use the out of bitters a few times. but I bet most bars dont know how to make it because its very rarely ordered. but they arent bad.

by Chow Time on Nov 7, 2008 5:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The only time we used bitters was when we were hungover on Saturday mornings

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 6:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Bitters & soda water

The anti-ralph.

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by Rodney on Nov 7, 2008 6:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They are the exact same, I think

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 6:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

7 is a clear liquor?

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 6:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i just noticed that too

i guess its the light skinned brother of whiskey

by Chow Time on Nov 7, 2008 7:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jaega bombs

Not now chief, I’m in the fuckin zone

"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein

by Plum on Nov 7, 2008 3:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

classic

have you seen the remixes?

white
black
ron paul
asaian
etc

by knockoutking on Nov 7, 2008 5:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yes

all of them are excellent

"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein

by Plum on Nov 7, 2008 5:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Drinks

 I no longer drink. Well, only on occasion. When I do it’s always boubon and coke. Sometimes bourbon on the rocks, but usually mixed with coke. Nothing fancy. Now and then I’ll have a gin and tonic just because that’s what I used to drink in high school. Nostalgia, I guess.

by Black Francis on Nov 7, 2008 3:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

We did Power Hour instead of Century Club

60 shots of beer in 60 minutes. Gets you exactly 5 beers in an hour and no risk of puking. Nice buzz and not as full…….

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by Dirk Diggler on Nov 7, 2008 3:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

+ 1/5th.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Nov 7, 2008 4:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

2 beer shower

my friends and i came up with this idea that the best way to prep for a night out of youthful indiscretions was to take a 2 Beer Shower. The premise being, simply, that when you got into the shower to get ready to go out, you took 2 beers in with you, and you didnt get out until you finished both. The combination of the cold beer and the hot water kicked the buzz into overdrive.

various combinations have been known to include the 3 or 4 beer showers, for those more adventurous individuals.

by 6th street on Nov 7, 2008 5:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

*Shakes head *

This still occurs amongst people I’m familiar with.

*Ducks *

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by Chase Irwin on Nov 8, 2008 11:11 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I used to play PoP with my uncle & aunt frequently.

Keep in mind, we are all within 5 years of each other, and going to small bars in NE or KS. I was maybe 15 when we 1st started doing this. As I was the younger nephew, I often didn’t pay either…always good.

PoP was especially interesting after pepperoni pizza.

BTW, PoP stands for Proof of Puke.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Nov 7, 2008 3:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I quit drinking when I was 21

Sort of – I was a much heavier drinker when I was probably 19-21. I drank Goldschlager until That One Night and now I can’t stand it. Even smelling it now makes my throat burn.

I drank pretty much everything then – the club I was going to (The Church) wasn’t too hard-assed about it. There was also a bar near the tech call center I was working at the time (Stream LBJ) that didn’t care too much, so when we all got off work we’d go over there for dollar margarita night and whatever else we wanted. White Russians were good, and I also liked Long Island tea, and of course since I’m a girl I had to try a Screaming Orgasm and Sex on the Beach.

Now, though, I pretty much stick to beer – mostly Shiner, Fat Tire, etc. For a cheap fast drunk I do Corona. In retrospect, this is what I should have done on Drunk GDT Night instead of Shiner.

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by lisa w on Nov 7, 2008 3:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

i'm similar

drank a lot of hard liquor when i was under 21, turned 21 and nearly stopped drinking.
just the occasional beer (usually a good micro brew pilsner or ale, or anything german/czech) and maybe some whiskey now and then.

as far as a mixed drink, rum and coke, or white russians

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Nov 7, 2008 4:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Same here

I was a much heavier drinker in college than I am now.

My mixed drinks of choice are a Cuba Libre (or just the rum & coke if I don’t have the limes) and a White Russian.

As for beer, give me Shiner Bock, Blue Moon, or Paulaner Hefeweizen.

I did get to try absinthe for the first time about a month ago- my brother special-ordered a bottle of Lucid through a liquor store over in Fort Worth. It’s not the best-tasting stuff, but one drink had me buzzing my ass off for a good hour-and-a-half…

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by RCCook on Nov 7, 2008 4:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

paulaner

now you’re talking my language!

i love me some paulaner hefeweizen, picked up a mini keg of it around octoberfest to drink while we worked on some household projects

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Nov 7, 2008 5:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Paulaner Hefeweizen

They have that in mini-kegs? Sweet.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Nov 8, 2008 11:39 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

those little 2 gallon party kegs. super target put them on clearance right after octoberfest time

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Nov 8, 2008 12:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Rum.

Rum and whatever or just a good rum and a glass.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 7, 2008 3:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I used to occasionally pour

a bit of Malibou Rum over some ice cream and eat it.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 4:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

malibu?

that shit’s for girls

by 6th street on Nov 7, 2008 5:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Deserts and vactions to tropical islands/beaches are totally exempt from the regular man liquor rules.

If you order a pina colada at the pool hall with your buddies, then you suck and everyone is gonna make fun of you and odds are someone will try to fight you.

If you order a pina colada at the beach side bar at a Caribbean resort, then, you know… yay pina coladas are delicious!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 7, 2008 6:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i think

thats allowed like once. like the first drink you have at a resort can be a pina colada. but if youre going to sit there and drink pina colada’s all week on the beach, you better turn in your man card before you go.

by 6th street on Nov 7, 2008 7:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

putting liquor on ice cream

is not normal and not for girls.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 7:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Kalua and/or Baileys with ice cream is always good, though I've never made a habit of it.

Never tried Malibu mainly cause I never have purchased any Malibu cause it’s too sweet for me and I never drink it.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 7, 2008 7:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I actually tried it

because it was the only thing in the house at the time, way back in the day.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 7:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds pretty good, actually.

I like soda pop and ice cream and I like OJ and ice cream so I don’t know why I wouldn’t like Malibu and ice cream.

I can’t see myself investing in a bottle of Malibu for my home, but next time I’m on vacation I might just get one.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 7, 2008 8:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I made some milkshakes & smoothies

with a different rum once, too, pretty good. Rum smoothie, mmmmmm.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 8:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Eff that.

I’m on a beach at a resort. I’ll drink pink icey drinks with little umbrellas and a piece of week old fruit stuck on the side all day long the whole week and I don’t give a flying f^.

Let go of your pretense every once in a while, frat boy.

You’ll be happier.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 7, 2008 7:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

just have the bartender add an extra shot

then its even more delicious and it will make your time on the beach or pool extra fun. Also, Port wine on ice cream, very good too.

by Chow Time on Nov 7, 2008 7:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

thats fine

a) no pretense
b) not a frat boy
c) youre free to drink pink icey drinks with little umbrellas and a piece of week old fruit stuck on the side all week. the same as im free to find amusement in it.

by 6th street on Nov 8, 2008 10:39 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Out of ignorance

I almost ordered a chick drink last night at the pool hall.

We were set to play poker and I burdened this hot bartender into deciding what a good drink for me would be. I told her Rum + as if it was Salty + for a deal. You’d think that shit would make sense. God dammit … it doesn’t.

I was thinking, you know, Rum Runner, Rum + Coke, Rum + anything, FFS. Then when she comes out with this bright red / pink concotion, I’m like oh dear, wtf could this be? “Is that a chick drink?” I inquire. She says flatly with a grin “No.” I told her the next time she comes around that a Long Island Iced Tea would be nice.

I mean, I don’t fucking know, lady. Just give me the best-tasting drink that fucks me up the most without sacrificing my masculinity.

Is that too much to ask for in this day and age?

"He’s basically told himself unconsciously that he can’t be any good unless he catches 130 games a year. If he played with the baseball smarts of a guy like a David Eckstein, he’d maximize his talent and be an incredible player." - Andy Seiler, Texas Rangers Analyst

by Chase Irwin on Nov 8, 2008 11:17 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you learned a lesson

know what you want when you order next time

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Nov 8, 2008 12:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No thanks

I’ll order something if I know what I want.

But if it’s too much to ask for a bartender to recommend something, then I don’t belong in bars in the first place.

"He’s basically told himself unconsciously that he can’t be any good unless he catches 130 games a year. If he played with the baseball smarts of a guy like a David Eckstein, he’d maximize his talent and be an incredible player." - Andy Seiler, Texas Rangers Analyst

by Chase Irwin on Nov 8, 2008 12:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I nominate that for your next avatar

The Huntress sipping lewdly on a tall, sultry, pinkishly frozen libation…

I swear, not a whiff of mockery from these parts…

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 9, 2008 7:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take my camera

the next time I’m down in the Caribbean and get you the sexy man photo you desire, Sauce.

Although I don’t have anything scheduled right now.

Until then you’ll just have to shut your eyes real tight and try to imagine the moment during “Brian’s Special Time”.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 9, 2008 8:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I've more or less quit

I might have a beer or Margarita from time to time, but even that is fairly rare. I drank my lifetime limit in my 20s.

Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.

"BTW I’m officially welching ab03. Yeah I planned too all along, but I figured I’d try to get off the hook with double or nothing first."- Sharky

by DJCahill on Nov 7, 2008 3:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

yeah

same here basically

by shroomer on Nov 7, 2008 3:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

x
I drank my lifetime limit in my 20s.

+1

by Adam J. Morris on Nov 7, 2008 4:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Did the wife give you an ultimatum?

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 4:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

I didn’t get married until I was 31. By that time, I was well past my drinking peak. Although when I tell stories of my heyday, my wife says she would have hated me back then.

by Adam J. Morris on Nov 7, 2008 4:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i met my wife

while she was a bartender and i was in college in NYC… she used to spend her thursday and saturday nites getting my housed. now, a couple years of marriage later and she can’t stand me when i’ve been drinking. basically the loud and brash me she liked before is too much when she hasn’t been drinking as well… eitherway, i’ve cut way back since getting married, to the point where i have maybe a 6 pack during the cowboys game and thats it…

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Nov 7, 2008 5:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Note to self: don't get married.

"He’s basically told himself unconsciously that he can’t be any good unless he catches 130 games a year. If he played with the baseball smarts of a guy like a David Eckstein, he’d maximize his talent and be an incredible player." - Andy Seiler, Texas Rangers Analyst

by Chase Irwin on Nov 8, 2008 11:21 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you can get married..

…and still drink. just fight the urge to talk whilest drinking during your marriage, especially to
a) your wife
b) your wife’s friends
c) your wife’s well educated family
d) the tv
e) the dog
f) anyone that calls your cell phone within earshot of your wife
g) john madden, joe buck, or the guy that works the cowboy games with moose, they can’t hear you, and you’re probably shouting

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

by ivysafety39 on Nov 8, 2008 11:57 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Marriage = too many rules.

"He’s basically told himself unconsciously that he can’t be any good unless he catches 130 games a year. If he played with the baseball smarts of a guy like a David Eckstein, he’d maximize his talent and be an incredible player." - Andy Seiler, Texas Rangers Analyst

by Chase Irwin on Nov 8, 2008 12:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"Marriage = too many rules"

If you let it happen, it can be that way.

Doesn’t have to be that way. I have friends whwere that’s 100% the case, other where it is not at all like that.

It’s something that can ne negotiated…

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 9, 2008 7:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Children

that changes your life waaaaaaaaay more than getting married.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Nov 10, 2008 12:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hence, our procrastination...

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 10, 2008 1:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It is well worth it, though

Well worth it. Go for it and don’t look back.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Nov 10, 2008 2:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yah, that's just what I need.

A little miniature version of Brian Thomas running around, liking Million Dollar Baby and making me consult my thesaurus an average of 1.5 times per sentence.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 11, 2008 5:33 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

thats just sad

i hope im still able to get together with friends to tailgate at a ballgame and get ripped when im my 40s and 50s.

by 6th street on Nov 7, 2008 5:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The mornings after

get tougher as you get older.

Unless you drink enough to fry your liver, but I decided to go amateur.

Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.

"BTW I’m officially welching ab03. Yeah I planned too all along, but I figured I’d try to get off the hook with double or nothing first."- Sharky

by DJCahill on Nov 7, 2008 6:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm 39, and will be tailgating with 3 other 39 year-olds at FedEx field next w/e

I’’ll let you know how it turns out (prediction: U-G-L-Y WE-WON’T-HAVE-NO-ALIBI).

And no, I won’t be wearing a Cowboys jersey. I’m not a masochist.

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 6:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I had a friend who grew up an Eagles fan in Philly and he said all the horror stories you hear are true.

He said you are actually in real physical danger if you wear a Cowboys jersey to a Philly-Dallas game.

Worst story he had was one game as a teenager he had seen a mentally handicapped gentleman in a wheelchair sitting watching the game in the special handicap spot they have at the top of the row, and a fan in the front row of the next section up who had a seat almost right above the guy whipped out his equipment and started pissing all over the guy while the cops looked on and did nothing. Said his family was with him and they left in shock after seeing that and never went back. Gave up their season tickets after the season.

I can’t verify it since I only met his parents once (college buddy) and forgot to bring it up to question it.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 7, 2008 6:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit.

I thought FedEx field was the Eagles. It’s the Skins. Should’ve known that since you’re an NSA Operator working out of a hidden base in Northern Va., but I forget. Disregard.

That’s what I get for being a casual football fan who doesn’t really give a crap about the NFL.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 7, 2008 6:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't doubt that story for a minute

HBO Sports did a piece recently on obnoxiously drunk and abusive fans at NFL games. Not surprising, Philly, NY, and Oak fans were some of the worst.

What was surprising, however, was that Wash was at the top. They had all these horror stories, and clips of fans turning bottles of Crown upside down and chugging, and I mean CHUGGALUGING, old West style. What made it so noteworthy? It was 8 fucking am.

So, seeing as how this is an 8:30 game, I’m conseling modest, neutral garb, if so asked.

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 7:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

I stopped drinking this year, actually.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Nov 7, 2008 5:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Why?

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 6:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

A combination of factors.

I had something of a spiritual experience, which initiated a chain of events that ended in my not drinking anymore.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Nov 7, 2008 7:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ey, bravo. Serious.

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Nov 7, 2008 10:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

heh

I’ve got a two huge papers to write, and you guys are making it difficult to simply go home and work.

Favorite drink: Bourbon and coke, Scotch and coke. I’m a simple man to please. White Russians are great from time to time. I just remember back in the early days of college when you had to be satisfied with whatever you could get your hands on. As far as beer goes, I’d prefer a Boston Lager, Guinness or Dos Equis. But again, I’m not too picky. If I’m going with a cheap brew its Miller Lite.

As far as drinking games go, my favorite is either Kings or watching some shitty movie with a made up game. For those who don’t know, Kings is where you take a deck of cards and spread it out over a table. You go around in a circle and draw a card, with each one having a specific meaning. Some are simple (2 = You, 3 = Me), but its the other ones that I enjoy. Categories, Rhyme Time, “The Question Master”. Nothing like dropping a category like “Members of the Wu Tang Clan” or “World Series MVPs” on a group of unsuspecting girls.

I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.

by TheBZA on Nov 7, 2008 3:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Did you just say Scotch and coke??

I hereby make a motion to revoke your drinking privileges post haste.

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 3:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

!!!

Wow. Brain fart. Yeah, I never do that. Scotch is to be savored. But of course I’m too poor to buy the nice stuff, but yeah. Defiantly don’t do that.

I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.

by TheBZA on Nov 7, 2008 3:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ever see Mad Dog and Glory?

There’s a pretty funny scene between David Caruso, a cop, and this character actor whose name escapes me, playing a gangster, who keep eyefucking each other at this bar. Caruso offers to buy the gangster a drink, and the bartender says the guy is drinking scotch and milk.

Mockery ensues, and they end up having a knock down dragout brawl later (and, of course, Caruso wins, cuz in de movies, da impossible is possible).

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 3:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Can't say that I have

As far as barroom scenes I have trouble thinking of anything other than DiCaprio in The Departed. It’s a natural reaction to mock the guy drinking cranberry juice. That is, until he smashes the glass over your head and beats the shit out of you.

I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.

by TheBZA on Nov 7, 2008 4:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's against type casting

DeNiro plays a pussy cop.

Bill Murray plays a badass, semi-smalltime gangster, who moonlights as a hackneyed comedian.

It was ok. I wouldn’t suggest you put it the queue or anything, but if you see on the tube, I’d recommend giving it a look. It has some moments.

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 4:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The Queue

has been neglected. I think I remember reading about this now that you mention Murray.

I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.

by TheBZA on Nov 7, 2008 4:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

david caruso

possibly the worst actor ever

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Nov 7, 2008 4:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Vin Diesel begs to differ

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 4:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nicholas Cage

All of the proof you need

I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.

by TheBZA on Nov 7, 2008 4:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure.

Very possible.

I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.

by TheBZA on Nov 7, 2008 5:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

George Strait

“Go on. Get yer ass outta here”

by Chow Time on Nov 7, 2008 5:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol
was. amazing.

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Nov 7, 2008 5:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hmm LSB 2.0

ate my that

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Nov 7, 2008 5:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ludacris is up there.

Saw RockNRolla this past weekend and his stale “acting” sticks out like a rotting severed penis in that movie.

Although I think the musicians-turned-actors need their own special category.

As do athletes-turned-actors.

As far as pure actors go… Paul Walker is up there. As are Rough LaBuff and Hayden Christianson (sp?), though I’ll give the latter an incomplete since everyone looked terrible in the new SW trilogy.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 7, 2008 4:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, how was Rolla? Almost saw it last w/e.

I’ve been meaning to ask you if you had any recs for me. This pretty stellar fall TV season, coupled with busier times at work, has kept me pretty absent on the movie front.

And yes, Paul Walker is a motherless twat of an actor.

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 4:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Since we're talking movies

Saw Changeling with the female last week. Pretty good.

Fire Todd Dodge. Seriously. But in the mean time, SUCK IT WESTERN KENTUCKY! 1-8 baby!

by sprite on Nov 7, 2008 4:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yah, he sucks so bad.

I’ve apologized many, many times for being from the state he represents and I will continue to do so.

Sorry.

What an ass.

He once said that he doesn’t think unwed single mothers should be allowed to hold government jobs like teacher or nurse because they’re an abomination before god and people shouldn’t have to put their care in the hands of people like that.

And you can only guess what his stance on homosexuality is…

I hope he makes a run at the republican nom in three years so he can learn what the rest of the nation thinks of his ideals.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 7, 2008 6:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I repeat, how was Rolla?

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 7:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Heh, I was coming to it, Sauce. Keep your pants on.

It was good.

It was very Snatch-y, which is to be expected considering it was a film about something going missing in the British underworld written and directed by the same “bloke”. Very fast paced with a slew of interesting quirky characters doing fun crimey stuff and talking shit to each other. And there are a couple of really funny moments, including one about… well. I hate to spoil. I really liked Snatch so that’s a compliment from me.

It’s not perfect, though. There are some problems. First there are just way too many characters. Some of them do nothing and have no good lines. Also, with a big cast you run an increased risk of running into an actor who can’t carry his part and Ludacris, as mentioned, is fucking terrible. Like horrible awful. Ouch. I saw it with my Dad, who of course has no idea who Luda is, and on the way out we were talking about it and he made a point of asking “Who played that character, cause he was butt terrible”. There are also one or two rather questionable plot twists/devices that had me going… Really? I’m supposed to believe that just happened? But then a character said something cool or shot someone in the face or something and it was forgotten.

Some good performances, too. The guy from the 300 is excellent.The obligatory “Guy Ritchie-movie” Russians are good. Stringer Bell is in it, which made me happy. (Didn’t know he was British, did you?) The guy who plays the addict is freaking fantastic. I came home and IMDB’d him to see what else he’d been in (which is not much so far). He’s on my watch list.

And of course Tom Wilkinson is good. That man is the bomb everywhere, everyday, in everyway and in everything. The man wakes up and pisses excellence. Superlative actor.

So, in closing: As long as you don’t go into it expecting meaty fare or anything substantially different from Ritchie’s previous films, I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.

I’m not saying run out and see it unconditionally, but if it seems like the kind of movie you’d like then I’m guessing you’ll dig it.

Wow that ended up long.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 7, 2008 7:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Stringer

Made me want to see it when I saw him in the commercial.

I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.

by TheBZA on Nov 8, 2008 9:33 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Stringer

as in Stringer Bell from The Wire?

He’s also the badass in 28 Weeks later who yells “CODE RED” before they evacuate London. If you like him and haven’t seen that movie (which is actually a pretty decent zombie / action flick if you’re blasted and don’t care for dialogue), you should rent it to hear that quote alone.

I heart him so much, no homo. He’s a phenomenal actor who was lost too soon at the end of season 3 of The Wire.

Season 4 of The Wire has been sitting on my TV stand for 4 or 5 months. I should have my posting privileges revoked until I finish that shit. I’m going to do an epic fanpost / recap / discussion of The Wire when I’m done with it. SO NOBODY STEAL MY FUCKING IDEA, PLEASE.

"He’s basically told himself unconsciously that he can’t be any good unless he catches 130 games a year. If he played with the baseball smarts of a guy like a David Eckstein, he’d maximize his talent and be an incredible player." - Andy Seiler, Texas Rangers Analyst

by Chase Irwin on Nov 8, 2008 11:28 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hurry up then

I blew through all 5 seasons over the summer. Was hooked immediately. Thank God the library had them all so I didn’t have to netflix one disk at a time.

I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.

by TheBZA on Nov 8, 2008 11:41 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the wire

one of my favorite shows, one day i’ll buy all the dvds and go through each season again ….hmm maybe something to do when i finish off my vacation time.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Nov 8, 2008 12:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Only "one of"???

That’s like saying “The forty trumps most things!!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 8, 2008 1:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well...

its up there with the shield, oz and the soprano’s

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Nov 8, 2008 1:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah

how could i forget that…and curb your enthusiasm

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Nov 8, 2008 1:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

i like futurama as well

normal people : chuck norris :: getting flustered in big games : greg davis

by knockoutking on Nov 8, 2008 2:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The Shield is a big old bowl of country fresh "Meh".

But those others are good.

There are many shows I like (Seinfeld, Simpsons, Deadwood, some seasons of the West Wing, Rome, etc.) but the Wire stands out in my mind as the pinncale of TV.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 8, 2008 4:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No Shield likey?

Me no dirkathon likey.

:(

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Nov 8, 2008 5:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The Shield is what would happen if you crossed the gritty realism and attention to detail of the Wire

with the campy, try-hardy, over-the-topness of a daytime soap.

I can’t for the life of me figure out how someone could think that’s one of the best shows ever.

I don’t hate it or anything, it’s just totally run of the mill averageness.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 8, 2008 5:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the shield

it has it’s place, honestly i wouldnt even try to compare it to the wire.
the shield has its moments of greatness and its moments of “meh” as you say.

a show like the wire would never make it on basic cable or network tv because it moves slow and methodically.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Nov 8, 2008 5:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

True, it is very OTT

I have to be in the right mood to watch it.

The Wire is better, by far.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Nov 9, 2008 11:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Boo

This is me, calling poppycocked shennanigans.

The Shield isn’t the caliber of The Wire, or the Sops, or Deadwood, no question, but it beats the bejesus out of almost everything else,like Lost, for a salient example.

Run of the mill averageness? As Omar would say, I thinkst not!

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 9, 2008 7:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, look at me! I'm Vick Mackey! I'm so extreme! Look what I'm about to do! I'm gonna bend the rules! No, BREAk the rules! Oh, yah!

Was that shit extreme enough? No? Well next week I’m gonna do the same thing! Only more EXXXTREME!!! Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor!!!

Meh.

The idea that the Shield is greatness licks my grundle.

We get it. You’re trying to be the EXXXTREME! cop show. It’s okay. Now stop trying so darn hard. It’s not becoming.

I compare it to 24. They’re both okay and they’re both wildly overrated. Both feel the need to always be the most EXXXTREME! shows they can be and are so self-conscious about their need to be OTT at all times that it just drives me batty. To borrow a line from the Simpsons: “The whole thing smacks of effort, man.”

I hate shows where there’s a palpable sense of trying to hard. The Shield is one of those shows.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 9, 2008 8:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Disagree

the story line is much more involved than just being extreme.

The tension in this final season is really interesting. It’s going to have a great ending.

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Nov 9, 2008 9:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Agree

The Wire is the best show I’ve ever seen. It’s perfect.

by jparks77 on Nov 8, 2008 8:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

no doubt about it

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Nov 8, 2008 9:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

mine

Seinfeld, South Park, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Wire

I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.

by TheBZA on Nov 8, 2008 5:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Really? You like Seinfeld?

I never would have guessed.

You don’t by any chance also enjoy the music of the Wu-Tang Clan, do you?

Total shot in the dark.

;)

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 8, 2008 5:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I was disappointed how little he was in that movie.

Really pissed actually.

He’s in Rolla much more, though still not enough.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 8, 2008 1:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's a travesty

I’d put my life on it that the film would have grossed much more if his character was developed more fully. Anything that abstains from the otherwise childish dialogue would have been an improvement.

I’m looking out for that director/producer though. His film was far from perfect, but it was his first attempt IIRC. He understands action, undeniably. If he can learn to weave sophisticated dialogue with more developed characters, we’re looking at an interesting MF’er.

"He’s basically told himself unconsciously that he can’t be any good unless he catches 130 games a year. If he played with the baseball smarts of a guy like a David Eckstein, he’d maximize his talent and be an incredible player." - Andy Seiler, Texas Rangers Analyst

by Chase Irwin on Nov 8, 2008 1:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"Season 4 of The Wire has been sitting on my TV stand for 4 or 5 months."

Shameass shame.

Shame.

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 9, 2008 7:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cop out excuse

I’m still recovering from the loss of Stringer. It has me shook up, but The Wire always moves on and so should I.

“GET ON WID IT THEN.” POP POP POP POP POP POP

"He’s basically told himself unconsciously that he can’t be any good unless he catches 130 games a year. If he played with the baseball smarts of a guy like a David Eckstein, he’d maximize his talent and be an incredible player." - Andy Seiler, Texas Rangers Analyst

by Chase Irwin on Nov 9, 2008 8:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's no excuse at all.

Season 4 is the best season of the best show in the history of TV, imo.

Watch that shit, ya freaking goob.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 9, 2008 8:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You just don't fuck with a guy

whose real name … in real life … is Idris Elba. That’s almost as epic as having your parents give you a middle name of Obelle.

"He’s basically told himself unconsciously that he can’t be any good unless he catches 130 games a year. If he played with the baseball smarts of a guy like a David Eckstein, he’d maximize his talent and be an incredible player." - Andy Seiler, Texas Rangers Analyst

by Chase Irwin on Nov 8, 2008 11:30 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Total badass.

So many people from that show are just pure greatness.

I get so excited whenever I see someone from that show in something else.

Except for Michael who’s no on the new Beverly Hills 90210 which makes me want to go back in time and chop off his feet so he can’t be cast in the Wire. Every promo I see of you on that show is killing my memories of the Wire, Michael!!! DAMN YOU!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 8, 2008 1:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Likewise.

"He’s basically told himself unconsciously that he can’t be any good unless he catches 130 games a year. If he played with the baseball smarts of a guy like a David Eckstein, he’d maximize his talent and be an incredible player." - Andy Seiler, Texas Rangers Analyst

by Chase Irwin on Nov 8, 2008 1:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that was him.

I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.

by TheBZA on Nov 8, 2008 1:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

greatest over-actor of our generation

the king of unintentional comedy. i love him.

by 6th street on Nov 7, 2008 5:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Lord

I made the mistake of watching CSI MIami once. His acting is so hideous and unnatural. Whats with that voice?

Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.

"BTW I’m officially welching ab03. Yeah I planned too all along, but I figured I’d try to get off the hook with double or nothing first."- Sharky

by DJCahill on Nov 7, 2008 6:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Heh. I read your comment in the Horation Cane voice and it was like ten times more awesome.

I love it how he takes his sunglasses off before he makes an important observation on that show every single time. He’s a like a machine.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 7, 2008 6:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's on 3 shows in a row

back to back tonight on A&E.

A must TIVO moment.

Have your sunglasses ready when you watch.

Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.

"BTW I’m officially welching ab03. Yeah I planned too all along, but I figured I’d try to get off the hook with double or nothing first."- Sharky

by DJCahill on Nov 7, 2008 7:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

heh

Greatest video ever

I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.

by TheBZA on Nov 8, 2008 9:34 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

awesome awesomeness!

Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.

"BTW I’m officially welching ab03. Yeah I planned too all along, but I figured I’d try to get off the hook with double or nothing first."- Sharky

by DJCahill on Nov 8, 2008 11:31 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+1 MM

"He’s basically told himself unconsciously that he can’t be any good unless he catches 130 games a year. If he played with the baseball smarts of a guy like a David Eckstein, he’d maximize his talent and be an incredible player." - Andy Seiler, Texas Rangers Analyst

by Chase Irwin on Nov 8, 2008 11:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

CSI Miami

It’s the one “so bad it’s good” show I allow myself to watch. There’s just so much unintentional comedy there…

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Nov 8, 2008 11:43 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm coming to appreciate that.

I think I’d seen like half of one show. His terrible acting might just be must see TV.

Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.

"BTW I’m officially welching ab03. Yeah I planned too all along, but I figured I’d try to get off the hook with double or nothing first."- Sharky

by DJCahill on Nov 8, 2008 1:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's phenomenally bad.

At the very least you should try to catch the opening segment of each show cause that’s where he’s guaranteed to get at least one really good cheesedick one liner is in every show, usually right before they throw it to the opening montage.

It’s goosebump inducing.

And if you think his sunglasses aren’t coming off right before he delivers that pre-intro one liner, you’re effing insane, Cay-Hizzle.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 8, 2008 4:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Someone else's take on Caruso

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJSqkwyL1Zo

Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.

"BTW I’m officially welching ab03. Yeah I planned too all along, but I figured I’d try to get off the hook with double or nothing first."- Sharky

by DJCahill on Nov 8, 2008 6:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Greatness.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 8, 2008 9:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

My favorite

Is the one where Caruso looks up at the overhead camera and says “If you’ve got something to hide.” Seriously? How did the director think that was a good shot.

I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.

by TheBZA on Nov 8, 2008 11:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We really need a show

with David Caruso and William Shatner.

Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.

"BTW I’m officially welching ab03. Yeah I planned too all along, but I figured I’d try to get off the hook with double or nothing first."- Sharky

by DJCahill on Nov 10, 2008 5:49 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

CSI Federation?

That would be greatness.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Nov 10, 2008 12:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Always been a Myers's Rum guy

Cuba Libre por favor. Bourbon and coke is a sound fallback. I too had a White Russian arc. I went thru a brief Southern Comfort and Coke phase which confused several bartenders. I hate Gin and Tonics but I love Martini’s — they’re lethal shroom-killing olive-hearted Devils. Tequila shots will never be turned down. Never had a 7&7 in my life.

by shroomer on Nov 7, 2008 3:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

7&7

You’d like it. It’s as sweet as most of those options (though not SoCo and Coke sweet).

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Nov 7, 2008 3:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Have to try one sometime.

I can’t believe I forgot to mention Crown and Cokes – they’re 1b to my 1a of Myers’s and Coke.

by shroomer on Nov 7, 2008 3:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And "Mexican"

was the drinking game of choice in my crowd.

We also played “He’s dead, Jim” based on the classic Star Trek series. Fun fun times.

by shroomer on Nov 7, 2008 3:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Star Trek Next Gen

had a good drinking game with lots of rules when I was in grad school.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 4:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Basically quit

Years ago. Used to have an overcapacity problem (not knowing when to stop). Because of long work days in remote locations, early morning (4 – 5 am) and late night (11 pm – 2 am) were opportunity times. Favorite in the morning; a half pint of vodka, glass of OJ, three scrambled, bowl of grits and a steak or chop. Straight vodka at night. Oh yeah .. the reason I quit, after marriage, checked my booze cost. It was more each month than my base housing allowance/deduction. Quit cold that same night.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Nov 7, 2008 3:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Cost

part of why I drink so little these days, just not that important to me.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 4:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What does the drambuie do the flavor of the Scotch?

Never had one.

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 4:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It pretty much tastes

like the name.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 4:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Depends on the Scotch.

I like the fiery Scotches in a Rusty Nail, like Talisker, otherwise the sweetness in drambuie overwhelms the smoky taste and I imagine it to taste like honey on piece of charred wood.

Go Rangers!

by rooster on Nov 7, 2008 9:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If

there’s not a bottle of Tuaca in the door of the frig, there’s something amiss.

2 oz. of chilled liquid happiness. Best way to start off a night of RnR on the back porch.

by robert_d_wilfong on Nov 7, 2008 3:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

7&7 is a good drink, especially if someone asks you to order for them

Everybody likes em, even (or maybe especially) the amateurs.

I used to drink alot of Scotch, but have found I vastly prefer Irish Whiskey to any sippin liquor. Bushmills, Jameson, it doesn’t have to be anything high dollar, like with single malt Scotch, and go whisper water in the next room. Honey. But that’s the kind of drinking that’s best done when you’re sitting in the same general location of where you plan to be sleeping that night.

Mostly, I’m a vino tinto man though.

And our favorite drinking game as a pubescent was always “Indian.”

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 4:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

scotch

any scotch ive tried i havent really cared for. it’s usually a little too overpowering, but i always hear “oh you just need to try a good scotch”.
well good scotch is too damned expensive.

these days it seems people have came around to irish whiskey and bourbon and say it has as much or more flavor than scotch for half the price

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Nov 7, 2008 4:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't like it at first either

Try it w/ soda to start off, if you are ever inclined to try it again. And stay away from the blends.

The Scotch big balla Jason is partial to will run you 75 bucks here in Virginia. Prolly a benjamin for his Upper West side babseball guru self.

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 4:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Vodka and Sprite.

Fire Todd Dodge. Seriously. But in the mean time, SUCK IT WESTERN KENTUCKY! 1-8 baby!

by sprite on Nov 7, 2008 4:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

An especially good summertime drink

Not to mention, cheap vodka >> cheap everything else…

Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.

by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 4:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And Century Club sounds like some upstate NY sissified drinking game

We Texans thumb our noses at your carpetbagging little dandy of a drinking game.

Pfft.

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by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 4:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

What the hell is Indian?

These days I’m more like the two beers in two hours club. And it better be good beer. I forgot about Bush Mills. Used to go to a really shitty little bar in Dallas called Lockers and drink $2 shots of that. It was supposed to be a sports bar, but it was really a redneck hang out, and “You Don’t Have to Call Me Darlin’” was the big hit on the jukebox.

Then, when I wanted to clean up, drinking wise, I’d go to the Balcony Club and listen to that old guy play the piano and drink Old Fashioneds.

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by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 4:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Indian

Everybody has to come up with a hand/body gesture of some sort, like Curly"s palm off the top of the skull woo-woo thing, or the nose thumb, or the like, and then everyone does a little drumroll on the drinking table.

One person then starts by doing his own sign, then pointing at someone else and doing their sign. Person # 2 has to do both prior signs, and then the sign of the person that they point to, etc., exponentially.

Good ol quarters was always a good one, too, if you were hoping to get your date all liquored up.

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by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 6:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

3 Man

was fun in college. We had a LOT of rules, but my favorite was double sixes, box cars, and everyone would shout Mule Train, hah! (Boxcar Willie reference) and drink everything left in their cup. I always picture Boxcar Willie as a drunk, coincidence, I’m sure.

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by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 7:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Best drinking game ever

Circle of Death…..lay 52 cards face down..take turns flipping them over….red you drink and black you give the drink away. Number on the cards is number of drinks. The game doesnt last very long.

and Bourbon is the best drink in the world.

by Chow Time on Nov 7, 2008 4:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yea

I’ve played circle of death a couple of times…the last drinking game I played was either beerpong or flipcup

by jcir454 on Nov 7, 2008 4:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cement mixer

I’ve tricked at least one friend into ordering a cement mixer. Funny shit…

by jcir454 on Nov 7, 2008 4:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

We did that

at a wedding reception with a bar. It was PRICELESS.

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by lisa w on Nov 7, 2008 4:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Scotch/Beer

Macallan 15 or Newcastle

by jparks77 on Nov 7, 2008 4:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Aristocrat

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by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 4:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Do they have Trader Joe's in NY?

I know they have them over most of the NE, although it has been my experience that East Coast Trader Joe’s suck (at least they do in VA, Maryland, and Penn).

The TJ’s in California had a kickass partnership with Macallan, and they put out a 10 yr old from the Macallan distillery for only 20 bucks. Great, great deal.

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by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 4:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Trader Joe's

There is one close to Union Sq. near my office. Not a bad selection, and excellent prices.

by jparks77 on Nov 7, 2008 7:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, unfortunately VA has this bullshit state run liquor system

25% markup. No shopping around. Every store is state run, every store the same price.

So the TJ there has liquor? I really miss that about Illinois, Hawaii, and CA. Walk into a grocery store at 1 AM and buy a juicy ol bottle of liquor.

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by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 7:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

F'ing PA too.

And they call it a “package store”, just like good ’ole Unky Sam.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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by Rodney on Nov 7, 2008 7:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Bodega

The bodega next to my apartment is open 24/7 and they usually keep a decent supply of liquor behind the the counter for late night/early morning sale. They also have “other” stuff as well. It’s basically a Super Target. One stop shop.

by jparks77 on Nov 7, 2008 9:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"other"

does that mean drogas? cause that would truly be awesome

do they sell to you after 2 from the “behind the counter” stash? if so, i gotta find a place like that

At this rate, he’ll be throwing 107-110 by 2012

by trident on Nov 8, 2008 11:31 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ah

That almost makes the 350$/sq. foot rent worthwhile…

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by Brian Thomas on Nov 9, 2008 7:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Had the 18 or 25?

My father (along with a friend) split a bottle of each. Wow… it’s is weird going from a cheap blend to a cheap single-malt to that.

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by Suicide Prince on Nov 7, 2008 4:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I have

Didn’t notice that much difference, personally…

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by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 4:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

But,

did you like either of them?

I liked them a lot but think that it had something to do with the fact that I knew I probably wouldn’t ever get to taste them again ($$$$). I noticed a difference but didn’t know how to explain it. It was the 2nd or 3rd REAL taste of scotch. Got a 12 y/o for anniversary and, though I enjoy it, recognize that it is not as good.

When getting my own scotch, usually get an 18-y/o Glenlivet.

"sorry, I'm usually a dick by pointing these things out but 'concepted' is classic" - ab03

by Suicide Prince on Nov 7, 2008 5:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sure, they were awesome

I don’t think I have the sharpest palate, though. As I mentioned earlier, I’m a big red wine fan. And I have definitely concluded my palate doesn’t have the discrimination to notice many of the subtleties of vino tinto. That’s probably to my advantage, obviously, and it most likely stems from the fact that I have really bad allergies. I have a kleenex in my hand as often as not.

It is probably the same with liquor. Macallan is my favorite scotch, but with Mac, Glenlivet, and Glenfiddich, I’ve had the 12s, 18s, and 25s, and really didn’t notice much more than the slightest of differences in any.

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by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 6:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

indescriminate palate

Dude, I just bought wine at Walmart for $3 and it’s actually not bad. Oak something or other is the brand name.

For Scotch I always went with Black and White or Oban. Much cheaper than Springbank, but pretty smooth for sipping.

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by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 7:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm rocking Macallan 12

at the moment — not sure the jump to the 15 is worth the extra $

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by Dirk Diggler on Nov 7, 2008 5:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The Macallan cask strength (red label)

is delicious as well. It’s very buttery.

by jparks77 on Nov 7, 2008 7:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Never tried that one

What’s the price for it usually? Relative to the 12/15 I mean.

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by Dirk Diggler on Nov 7, 2008 7:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Usually $50 bucks

It’s a good bottle to keep around in case you need to pour a few for friends. It doesn’t hurt as much to share the cask strength. Still a quality beverage, though.

by jparks77 on Nov 7, 2008 9:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a guzzler

I love whiskey rocks and whiskey water, prefer Gentleman Jack, Makers, or Bulliet… but I’m broke so those usually don’t occur. Working my way to scotch

“Good people drink good beer” – HST
I am a VERY good person. Beer is a passion of mine, I’ve got some fermenting at home right now

Drinking games:

Century club we played was 100 beers in 3 days time. Impossible, honestly. Most on this board would consider me to have a fairly strong drinking problem, and neither I or anyone I regularly hang out with can complete the task. My buddy Dylan got really close once, 92 beers. Sickness

Caps is the ultimate “social” drinking game

WURSTFEST TONIGHT BITCHES!!

I have a bus picking up 42 people from my house in Austin at 7pm tonight to take us all to New Braunfels to celebrate Wurstfest… our own little mini-Oktoberfest (which I attended in 2007 and it was the greatest party I’ve ever been to, Germans bring it). The bus is a tradition we’ve had going for 4 years now, and it truly is a spectacle. Someone typically gets left at the festival and multiple people puke on the bus on the way back to Austin… good old fashioned fun.

At this rate, he’ll be throwing 107-110 by 2012

by trident on Nov 7, 2008 4:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Recommendation

Stock the bus w/ 2 trashcans.

One for hurlin, one for teetee…

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by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 4:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Roger

The one for teetee doesn’t do much for the babes though…

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by trident on Nov 7, 2008 4:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's why you put it in the back

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by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 4:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I've been trying

to do that to my gf… to no avail

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by trident on Nov 7, 2008 4:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OK

I LOL’d

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by lisa w on Nov 7, 2008 4:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks...

…spit my water on my work monitor…

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by Suicide Prince on Nov 7, 2008 4:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Nov 7, 2008 5:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Beer Snob:

Bring it… what are your favs?

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by Suicide Prince on Nov 7, 2008 5:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Chimay, Grolsch

and when I’m feeling homesick, Labatt’s. We used to go to Canada to drink some because the drinking age was 18 there.

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by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 7:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Love

Chimay, Duvel, etc… big fan of strong Belgian ales

kind of a hop head, really like IPAs and anything that finishes with a little BITE

y tu?

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by trident on Nov 8, 2008 11:29 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

nice

ive always liked the belgians, ive got 3 bottles of chimay under my counter aging now, along with some rochefort bottles.

ive had a bottle of dogfish head 120 sitting in my fridge forever, im almost afraid to drink it. 20% abv beer is a lil intimidating.

i cant drink hoppy and belgians like i used to though, they all make my head hurt and get stuffy nosed now for some reason

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by rentz on Nov 8, 2008 12:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

dogfish is legit

never had the 120, 20% abv is nuts… but that is a hell of a brewery

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by trident on Nov 8, 2008 1:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

if you like that

you also need to try victory brews if you havent, and anything from stone

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by rentz on Nov 8, 2008 1:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Almost forgot

Whiskey Sours. Good shit.

I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker! I am the motherfucking shore patrol! Give this man a beer.

by TheBZA on Nov 7, 2008 4:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

marraige killed the drinking games.

current drink of choice: jack and ginger… more specifically gentleman. use to be single barrell but times are tough. i also brew my own beer from time to time.

college/alcoholic drink of choice: beer with a limit. never beast or old milwaukee or anything thing else rated below bud light. 5 minutes before the nite officially went over board the friends and i would gather for a shot of “liquid heroine”… jeager, goldschlager and 151… it really shouldn’t be served to anyone unless they are stripping varnish off of furniture. we would take that and from that point on, no one could be held responsible for anything they did or said to each other…

game: century club was fun. more a social thing since an unlimited number of people could play, we added a rotating toast before every shot. name game was a good one, say a name of someone famous, the next person has to say the name of someone else famous who’s first name starts withthe same letter as the previous persons last… so 1) “keanu reeves” 2) “reggie jackson” 3) “jeff hostetler”… if you say a name with double that letter like “mickey mantle” then the direction changes… its tought because the entire time you are thinking of a name you are drinking… you can tap out or say a wrong name and you get a strike, three strikes and you are out… it can go on for hours and eventually gets down to two people, who are saying names and drinking simultaneously… fun fun.

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by ivysafety39 on Nov 7, 2008 4:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

irish carbomb

thats one drink ive yet to ever successfully make.

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by rentz on Nov 7, 2008 4:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

the irish car bomb

one of the best drinks ever

by Chow Time on Nov 7, 2008 5:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Kick yo azz

that will.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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by Rodney on Nov 7, 2008 6:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Kindly allow the frat boy in me to emerge...

I’m a big gin and tonic fan for a number of reasons (simplicity, ease of construction, sip-ability). And yes, I do discriminate when it comes to gin. None of this Segram’s stuff; gin is the kind of drink where you go big or go home. Currently, I’m falling madly in love with Tanqueray Rangpur.

And you know what really grinds my gears? Diet tonic water. Tonic water, at most, has three calories; do you really need a diet version? And a lot of times, that’s all a store will have! That’s unforgivable.

As for drinking games, when I was in college (waaaaay back in May), my favorite game we played was Thumper. It’s in the movie “Beer Fest”, and you can find a rundown of the rules here. It’s a riot.

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by ghtd36 on Nov 7, 2008 4:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Tanq and tonic

keep it classy. thats always my first drink of the night. after that, it can all go to shit but at least i made the effort.

by 6th street on Nov 7, 2008 5:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

good stuff

well said, on all points

giggety

by hotshot215 on Nov 7, 2008 5:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Different contexts, different drinks

Home: I drink wine. I’m a wine snob. Not necessarily expensive, but must be good. There are good inexpensive wines. There are no good cheap wines.

Nice Bar: Gin & Tonic or Vodka & Tonic. Good gin or vodka with quality tonic and lime makes an amazing drink

Cheap bar / free drinks at a casino: Whiskey Sour. Need the sweet sour mix to cancel out whatever low quality liquor they put in there.

Painful wedding while in college that I never want to re-live: 7&7

Out with a group (i.e., happy hour): Beer. No well drinks before 8pm.

Eating: depends entirely on food.

by JBImaknee on Nov 7, 2008 4:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

weddings and 7 & 7

I drank an entire bottle of Seagram’s at my cousin’s wedding, open bar, my tolerance at its late college years height, ordered 7 & 7s all night long. I went up at last call to order one more and the bartender told me “you drank it all, no more Seagram’s, I think you’ve had enough.” The next week my aunt (who’s pretty cool) told me she went up and asked the bartender, so, who drank the most and he pointed at the empty bottle and then at me. Man I had fun at that reception, and I somehow didn’t even make an ass of myself.

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by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 7:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow...

this thread has really taken off.

It appears I’m one of the few LSBers that doesn’t drink. I actually have never had a sip of alcohol. Around here that gets me called a mormon.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Nov 7, 2008 5:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

i havent either

family problem with alcoholism = choice not to drink

i dont mind being out
i dont mind being around it

by knockoutking on Nov 7, 2008 5:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Similar...

My moms dad was an alcoholic and would beat the shit out of my grandma and mom (when she was little) ‘til he died. Stories my mom told me were enough to keep me away from the stuff.
 
I’m always around it. Doesn’t bother me one bit either.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Nov 7, 2008 5:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Good for you.

I’m sure that hasn’t always been the easiest of choices. I’ve never smoked a cigarette or done any drugs in my life (personal choice) other than alcohol and I know that’s caused me some grief over the years.

Kudos.

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by thedirkatron on Nov 7, 2008 7:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I've caught...

a lot of shit for those choices as well.

Fuckin’ peer pressure.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Nov 7, 2008 7:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey man.

Your “junk” is hanging out…..

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Nov 7, 2008 7:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Is that

giving you a “puffy”?

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by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 7:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Close...

Atheist.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Nov 7, 2008 5:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cheers T,

Favorite drinks- SoCo Manhattan, Bombay Sapphire Martini, Dirty Martinis, Bud light, and Tequila!

Favorite drinking games- Flip Cup, Beer Pong, and Asshole.

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by NYTXFAN on Nov 7, 2008 5:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

"flipcup, beerpong, and asshole"

= the frat boy trifecta.

a true renaissance man.

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by ivysafety39 on Nov 7, 2008 5:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yo, NY boy,

ever drink any Labatt’s or Molson up there? Genesee is cheap, but yuck.

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by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 7:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Actually I never really liked Blue,

Molson was cool when they had the cool sayings and quotes on the bottles so I drank them.

Ready for this?……I’ve never had a sip of a Genny Beer. To me that shit is garbage and I wouldn’t trust it. I stick with the Champagne of Beers-Miller High Life, and Bud Light.

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by NYTXFAN on Nov 8, 2008 3:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Genny

is the type of beer you drink when you’re 20 and trying to max out quantity over quality.

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by t ball on Nov 8, 2008 11:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm 21

But duly noted.

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by Chase Irwin on Nov 9, 2008 3:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jack and Coke

2 ice cubes.

1/4th jack

by SaltyGoesYard on Nov 7, 2008 5:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

sissy

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by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2008 6:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

XX

Pretty much stick to beer. Used to drink Bud Light but have switched to XX this year. A night of 10-12 of those is a good time.

If I do liquor its crown and 7 or crown and coke. Although crown nights have been known to lead to physical injuries :)

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by bigsteve on Nov 7, 2008 5:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

i love scotch

scotchy scotch scotch. here it goes down, down into my belly.

by 6th street on Nov 7, 2008 5:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

a few items

I’m a Coors Original (yellow-dog) or Silver bullet drinker usually, with love to the Mighty mighty DOS (lager, green bottle).. I LOVE Tanqueray & tonic. Its the only gin I drink, period. Seagrams, Bombay Sapphire, and Beefeater are pure shit on the palate. I like vodka, but Tito’s is pure greatness. I like sour tastes, so i drink it with grapefruit, aka… greyhound (or salty dog) and a good old white russian or captain morgan’s & coke ain’t bad either.
“you make one helluva caucasian there, jackie”

giggety

by hotshot215 on Nov 7, 2008 5:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

p.s.

i haven’t used it in 2 years, but i am the proud owner of a Jager-machine. It paid for itself after only a few parties in 1 summer…

giggety

by hotshot215 on Nov 7, 2008 5:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Never, Ever Have A "Bacon Shot"!

At a very degenerate Halloween party, after performing several questionable acts for a free drink, the barkeep made me a bacon shot for my last freebie. I’d never heard of it, and I really thought he was joking. The shot appears on the bar, I slam it….and almost went to my knees.

After a few nauseating minutes clutching the bar, said barkeep high fived me because he said I was the only one he’d ever seen to down one and not spit it up, or yak on the spot.

I Win???

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Nov 7, 2008 6:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Okay, what's a bacon shot?

Bacon grease and liquor of some sort I’m guessing?

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 7, 2008 7:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I guess this, I never asked

and never want one again:

“Do you have any bacon in this joint?”
“Um… the kitchen is closed.”
“Shit, what about a bacon shot?”
“…bacon shot…?”
“Yea, I can tell you what to put in it.”
“ok….?”
“Put in well vodka, some dark beer, and salt on top.”
“Are you kidding?”

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Nov 7, 2008 7:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm... that sounds pretty gross as hell

but I don’t know if it sounds gross enough to be an in-the-history-of-this-bar-only-Rodney-can-drink-it-without-puking kind of shot.

Or maybe it just tastes way worse than it sounds.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 7, 2008 7:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah,

that doesn’t sound too bad.

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by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 8:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

As I said, I dunno what was in it.

That’s the best google could come up with. I’m 90% sure they didn’t have any beer at this function, though.

Very salty, greasy tasting, with some strong booze. I really think it may have had some Everclear in it.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Nov 8, 2008 10:21 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What's in it?

Worse than a Prairie Fire?

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by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 7:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What's that?

Worse shot I’ve ever taken is a homemade hot sauce and vodka shot. Big shot, one regular shot of vodka and one regular shot of sauce, half-and-half. Although I think it had more to do with the hotness of step-step grandfather’s homemade hot sauce. God did it burn.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 7, 2008 7:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I can't remember exactly

I think it was tequila and tobasco or something like that. Had it once when we had gone out in the afternoon as soon as finals were over. We were trying everything, drinks that you light on fire, etc.

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by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 8:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I always wanted to try to replicate the Flaming Homer/Moe.

There’s enough information in the episode to get a pretty good handle on what’s in it, though you’ll have to make a few educated guesses to fill in the gaps. And kid’s cough syrup can’t be good for you.

I was always kind of afraid it would blow up or something, though.

But one day I think I’ll do it.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

Rule 5? No…talk to the hand.

by thedirkatron on Nov 7, 2008 8:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I love that episode

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Nov 7, 2008 8:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nasty shots

I highly recommend the Cement Mixer. Take a shot of Bailey’s, keep it in your mouth, then take a shot of lime juice, and swish it around. It’s a fun shot to trick a friend into trying.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Nov 8, 2008 11:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

heh

at the billy goat in chicago (wikipedia it) – saw some drunk kids try a green apple schnapps with a little borbon? on top lit on fire…all i remember thinking is that kid is waaaaaaaay too drunk to even be thnking about this

by knockoutking on Nov 7, 2008 8:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you are correct

as pledges back in college, you will drink massive amounts of prarie fires on bid day.

giggety

by hotshot215 on Nov 8, 2008 1:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Century Club

I took it to 264 minutes with 264 shots. Got a napkin with all the check marks, and 2 signed witness on it as well.

Of course, that was about 7 years ago in college, where I then went to a bar and took a girl home….now? Theres no way I could handle the power hour…

Favorite Drink these days are Crown Rocks & Makers Mark n Sprite

Ya....That's Real Mature.

by SMITTY on Nov 7, 2008 7:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

mine

Peanut butter and Rum.

and I like blowing bubbles in my milk.

says the bigot.

by dstar442005 on Nov 7, 2008 8:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'm not well versed in drinks.

But the last time I went out the bartender offered to take care of me and she made me two De-Railers.

Those worked.

by philkid3 on Nov 7, 2008 11:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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