Love is a Nose
by Adam J. Morris on Dec 13, 2008 11:00 PM CST
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What does
this mean?
"You can be a leader or follower.... Or you can be elite...." - Me
by miles on Dec 13, 2008 11:10 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Maybe he's referring to this?
http://www.longislandpress.com/articles/drymartino/139/
Either that, or…
"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."
Is this a protest
Of fan post rules and regulations??
Love is a hole
and sometimes you stick it.
Love is when the Pillsbury Doughboy asks you to “poke lower”.
Love is a nose,
and sometimes it needs a blow.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
What is love?!?!?!?
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by rangers85 on Dec 13, 2008 11:42 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
x
the preceding post was a great success.
by DShep on Dec 13, 2008 11:55 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
Hicks' budget
They were able to buy matching outfits only after they traded the car for some cash and a donkey.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
Wheres
Nolan at?
He riding his cows?
"You can be a leader or follower.... Or you can be elite...." - Me
They did away with
mileage counts.
Love is a donkey, sometimes you feel like an ass. Sometimes you just want to feel an ass.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Dec 14, 2008 12:17 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I love these GIFs
Got about a dozen different ones.
Shall I post them all?
"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."
yes
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 14, 2008 12:42 AM CST up reply actions
w/cell phones
"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."
Probably my fave - mentos
"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."
Two different half-life versions
"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."
The Doctor and Arnold
"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."
Star Wars and Harry Potter
"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."
A couple of origional theme
"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."
These, I don't really know what they are, but hey, I'm a collector:
"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."
And finally, what I'm sure you're all feeling right now: wormhole effect
Adam, feel free to delete my pointless excersise if you see fit.
"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."
Good God man... these GIFs are terrible.
meet me at the mawwl... it's goin dowwn...
by oc on Dec 14, 2008 5:17 AM CST up reply actions
I knew you'd enjoy, them OC.
"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."
heh TO is a fucking nutcase
The confrontation came a day after a source told ESPN that Owens believes Romo and Witten — close friends and road roommates — hold private meetings and create plays without including Owens.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
your signature is interesting;
who is the first round pick?
full quote from BP chat
Chris (Virginia): “fall-down range”…..stop it, your killing me….I can’t be laughing that loud at work….man
Kevin Goldstein: I’ve thought of compiling a bathroom-reading book of my favorite scout quotes. It would be awesome, but definitely not safe for work. Here’s a nice exchange with a scout about Devin Mesoraco that I had for the Reds list:
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 14, 2008 12:28 AM CST up reply actions
btw, those 'private meetings'
aren’t getting the job done as evident from last week’s farce
yes evidently they had words
now no offense, but who in their right mind would pick TO over witten for the next few years?
anyone think TO is gone after this year?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 14, 2008 12:28 AM CST up reply actions
T.O looks his age
on the field. I hope he is gone after the year.
and that wade phillips gets the boot.
Not Phillips fault...
Since he took over the defense, they look spectacular..
"You can be a leader or follower.... Or you can be elite...." - Me
Garrett is
a fucking lunitic, he needs to get fired.
"You can be a leader or follower.... Or you can be elite...." - Me
by miles on Dec 14, 2008 12:32 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
he is pretty shitty
but then again the mroe i thnk about it im all for bringing in stoops lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 14, 2008 12:33 AM CST up reply actions
I take TO
In a heart beat… wide receivers change games…name a team in the last 5 years that won a super bowl with a “playmaking” tight end? Dallas Clark is close but he is clearly not a focal point in their offense. Tight Ends are nice to have, but they don’t win you games. Garret should be fired, not because of the lack of TO’s involvement, but because he hasn’t found a way for this offense to manipulate the obvious mismatch that arises by having TO and Roy Williams. It is ridiculous that our offense can look bad, ever, with the amount of weapons we have. Ridiculous.
You are
a complete idiot…
You would take TO over Witten?
TO, the 35 year old team killing receiver over the 26 year old franchise Tight End who is arguably the best in the league?
This is easily the dumbest thing I have heard in awhile… And quite frankly, it offends me.
"You can be a leader or follower.... Or you can be elite...." - Me
i simply cant believe
anything espn says about owens
by studcrackers on Dec 14, 2008 12:54 AM CST up reply actions
and what about barber
wussing out last week?? we have a must game on our hands he can’t go cause of his pinky toe??? as someone said ‘ice that shit and lets GO!!’
nike created a shoe for him w/ carbon fiber stuff protecting the outside of the foot
shipped it to pitt
and fucking MBIII didnt even take the flight? wtf
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Dec 14, 2008 12:39 AM CST up reply actions
Double You Tee Eff?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
There are two kinds of men in this world: Men who make jump throws, and men who wish that they were Derek Jeter so that they could make jump throws.
my dad always used to say,
“you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose…but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.”
Never have truer words been uttered.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on Dec 14, 2008 7:41 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Did you try to pick a friend's nose?
meet me at the mawwl... it's goin dowwn...
by oc on Dec 14, 2008 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
Love
Love means never winning at tennis.
Thank you. I’ll be here all week and don’t forget to tip your waitress.
What's the rumpus?
Everybody's doing it, doing it, doing it
picking their nose and chewing it, chewing it, chewing it…Eat those buggers down!
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
It's really all so simple...
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008
I learned the truth at seventeen...
…that love is meant for beauty queens
And high school girls with clear skinned smiles
Who married young and then retired
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Random woman: "When are you getting married, Micah?"
Me: "Probably never. In fact, at this point, it's tempting to just adopt more cats."
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