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by Adam J. Morris on Dec 13, 2008 5:03 PM CST

How would getting a free credit report keep you from having to work as a waiter in a seafood restaurant?

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That guy's voice

I can’t take it.

by Brett Perryman on Dec 13, 2008 5:04 PM CST reply actions

I remember reading

That it’s actually a dubbed voice, cause the actor is French-Canadian.

by brettgardner on Dec 13, 2008 5:11 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah I read that too

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26061279/

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Dec 13, 2008 5:14 PM CST up reply actions

You bothered

to read about that? Must have been pretty bored.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Dec 13, 2008 10:56 PM CST up reply actions

So you can know not to buy a car when you can't afford it, duh!

Better question, why is that guy bitching about marrying that girl. I think he has standards that are way too high.

by FirebatM3 on Dec 13, 2008 5:14 PM CST reply actions

totes

by clark on Dec 13, 2008 5:15 PM CST up reply actions

she didn't seem very nice

he’s singing a song, she’s pushing him around.

Mandatory reading before suggesting a trade

by ab03 on Dec 13, 2008 5:36 PM CST up reply actions

If someone

was badmouthing you in bluegrass tones, you’d be angry too.

by FirebatM3 on Dec 13, 2008 5:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

rec

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Dec 13, 2008 10:32 PM CST up reply actions

well

i thought that was a scientific fact, proven in ancient days of yore.. or something like that

giggety

by hotshot215 on Dec 13, 2008 5:27 PM CST reply actions

Another question

How is the infield fly rule like common law?

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/12/us/12stevens.html?_r=1

Mitch Moreland - Rangers 2009 Minor League Player of the Year

by RangerMad on Dec 13, 2008 5:37 PM CST reply actions

how has the infield fly rule evolved?

if it evolved at all, you would let runners advance one base if someone drops an infield fly
why that isn’t the rule is beyond me.

Mandatory reading before suggesting a trade

by ab03 on Dec 13, 2008 5:41 PM CST up reply actions

I'd like an outfield fly rule

in Arlington for the home team.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Dec 13, 2008 10:56 PM CST up reply actions

wait

He explains it verbatim in the song. Are you not listening to the lyrics? Perhaps you need to hear them again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWnUmpQhiOw

Mandatory reading before suggesting a trade

by ab03 on Dec 13, 2008 5:38 PM CST reply actions

Damn hackers. Always making people serve fish.

It’s all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I’m in every evening serving chowder and ice tea

link

by BHill on Dec 13, 2008 5:53 PM CST up reply actions

OT -- New Red Sox road Unis

yeah, I’m that bored

http://blog.masslive.com/redsoxmonster/2008/12/sox_unveil_retro_road_uniforms.html

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Dec 13, 2008 5:43 PM CST reply actions

Not a fan

of that team, or those nasty grey tweed looking things. If it ain’t broke…

And WTF were they thinking making that jersey for JDDrew? Really?

"Holland didn’t make that kid question his swing, he made him question his career path"

by trident on Dec 13, 2008 5:54 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah

I don’t like em either.

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Dec 13, 2008 6:02 PM CST up reply actions

Well

When your team is as ugly as the Sox (Youk, Pedroia, Ortiz, ext.) you might as well try putting them in jerseys that’ll make them look good by comparison…

"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."

by LSJ on Dec 13, 2008 10:35 PM CST up reply actions

the friggin hats... whats with the hats?

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Dec 13, 2008 10:37 PM CST up reply actions

It's pretty obvious what happened

The guy was a rich trust fund kid who got his identity stolen by a hacker thereby losing his entire inheritance. Years ago he dropped out of Harvard to work on his singing career so he has no education to fall back on, and the only job he can find is to be a waiter at a crappy restaurant.

That’s why his wife doesn’t seem too happy. She thought she was going to live a life of luxury and instead she married a terrible singer who makes his living as a waiter.

So yeah… not getting a free credit report forced him to be a waiter.

by TRanger on Dec 13, 2008 6:04 PM CST reply actions

Hey.

Don’t blame him on the home. He clearly says it’s because HER credit was bad.

And That Happened: Sports with a Hint of Sarcasm

by philkid3 on Dec 13, 2008 6:09 PM CST up reply actions

BTW

I do a double take every time I see you post here.

And That Happened: Sports with a Hint of Sarcasm

by philkid3 on Dec 13, 2008 6:09 PM CST up reply actions

LOL

Yeah, I finally decided to quit lurking and start posting. Took me long enough.

by TRanger on Dec 13, 2008 7:01 PM CST up reply actions

Because if some hacker steals your identity. . .

. . . you can see it coming at you like an atom bomb.

And That Happened: Sports with a Hint of Sarcasm

by philkid3 on Dec 13, 2008 6:08 PM CST reply actions

credit reports and credit scores are so full of crap

My Credit score fluctuates all the time, and I do nothing but pay my loans and have no toxic debt. I guess that’s a bad thing.

Wait 'til the year after next

by NothinG on Dec 13, 2008 6:24 PM CST reply actions

The whole concept of a credit score

absolutely disgusts me.

I understand it, but it disgusts the hell out of me.

This is an exciting time in my life.

The LSB CPP's are in full bloom.

by inactive lsb user on Dec 14, 2008 11:00 AM CST up reply actions

I like the songs

even though the website is a huge scam

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Dec 13, 2008 6:47 PM CST reply actions

Scam

how is it a scam?

Just curious…

What's the rumpus?

by Hypo-Luxa on Dec 13, 2008 7:22 PM CST up reply actions

you can get that information for free by law

https://www.annualcreditreport.com/

only twice a year but how many more times do you really need that information

Mandatory reading before suggesting a trade

by ab03 on Dec 13, 2008 7:34 PM CST up reply actions

so the fre credit reports at freecreditreport.com arent free?

mormons stole me and held me against my will with Oklahoma beer and 12+ hour work days.

by Jayslick on Dec 13, 2008 10:36 PM CST up reply actions

They're free for a free trial period then you got to pay a subscription for the service

by TRanger on Dec 14, 2008 7:40 AM CST up reply actions

Really AJM?

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Dec 13, 2008 8:17 PM CST reply actions

We are so frigging bored around here

Even AJM is starting to lose it. See sig.

"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."

by LSJ on Dec 13, 2008 10:36 PM CST up reply actions

Fair enough. Right there with ya.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Dec 13, 2008 10:40 PM CST up reply actions

Let's see

Maybe, because when you give information to a website that shares your data, your are so busy deleting spam and junk mail you don’t have time to prepare for a real job?

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Dec 13, 2008 8:26 PM CST reply actions