good job, ghtd36 and all the rest that provided themes. they were excellent.  

As we continue to wait on any baseball news, hopefully good news on the Rangers front, maybe we'll get a new set of Sheets for Christmas, here are the results and final runoff for the top 3 based on the votes. 

There were a ton of great lines, but as these 3 all were tied for first, we'll have a runoff vote between them. You've outdone yourselves in this time void of baseball 

Also, hilarious mention has to go to
"You can't hit Tom Hicks with your shoes from home.".

2nd tier honorable mention, as voted on, goes to:

"Your 2009 Texas Rangers...they're still shitty" 
"You could use some mediocrity!!"
"Millwood, Padilla: The Farewell Tour"

If you want to make a case for another theme, go ahead.