I'd like to wish each and EVERY ONE of you the happiest of Holidays. I also have special holiday wishes for those who are having difficulties. Whipsmart I hope you're alright. I miss your Whipicisms, give us the heads up if you see this. Ivysafety39 good luck on the job search and anyone else who's having a rough moment. I'd like to know what everyone is doing for the holidays and also your street address and the time that dinner is served. My "inside sources" were able to give me some tidbits of information on the following lovely LSBers....
I've heard that Christmas at The Coffin Househould is just glorious. A feast fit for a king or queen (depending on which way you roll) After the amazing festivities dictionaries are passed out and then Ed gives a speech.
Rodney hang in there I know the holidays in the provinces can be a drag, looking at your watch every five minutes won't help matters. There's always snipe hunting. Get that snipe Rodney!!! At least you're in the company of loving family, you'll be back in civilization before you know it.
AGreen07 are you spending the holidays in the Apple? If so remind me to slap you later, (j/k Greenie) Christmas in NYC is the BEST, I'm sooo jealous. There's nothing like a delicious dinner at The Sea Grill overlooking the Rock Center Ice rink and the huge xmas tree followed up by watching the Rockettes, those babes that are ALL LEGS.
MILES are you back in the HP yet? I hope you behaved on the flight! For future reference if someone decides to use your lap as a headrest reel off some fake sneezes and mumble under your breath how bad the flu is this year. I guaran-damn-tee that seat back will go up faster than it came back. Will Mr. Santos and Juan be at Dinner or at the disco having a bear?
What is that beastly Brett Gardner doing? I bet he's not leaving Dallas, he hates missing his Mensa meetings.
I'm not doing anything too exciting myself. I know one thing is certain... I'll be pigging out. I'm letting myself go, just imagine CC Sabathia at the buffet table. I'm stopping once I put on 43 lbs. of blubber because I know that I can just slather on some of that flab to fab shit LSB used to advertise. In a relatively short amount of time I'll wake up one day and be a skinny, black straight dude. It will be a dream come true! Happy Holidays to ALL :)