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Happy Holidays everybody!

I'd like to wish each and EVERY ONE of you the happiest of Holidays. I also have special holiday wishes for those who are having difficulties. Whipsmart I hope you're alright. I miss your Whipicisms, give us the heads up if you see this. Ivysafety39 good luck on the job search and anyone else who's having a rough moment.  I'd like to know what everyone is doing for the holidays and also your street address and the time that dinner is served. My "inside sources" were able to give me some tidbits of information on the following lovely LSBers....

     

Star-divide

 

I've heard that Christmas at The Coffin Househould is just glorious. A feast fit for a king or queen (depending on which way you roll) After the amazing festivities dictionaries are passed out and then Ed gives a speech.

Rodney hang in there I know the holidays in the provinces can be a drag, looking at your watch every five minutes won't help matters. There's always snipe hunting. Get that snipe Rodney!!! At least you're in the company of loving family, you'll be back in civilization before you know it.

AGreen07 are you spending the holidays in the Apple? If so remind me to slap you later, (j/k Greenie)  Christmas in NYC is the BEST, I'm sooo jealous. There's nothing like a delicious dinner at The Sea Grill overlooking the Rock Center Ice rink and the huge  xmas tree followed up by watching the Rockettes, those babes that are ALL LEGS.

MILES are you back in the HP yet? I hope you behaved on the flight! For future reference if someone decides to use your lap as a headrest reel off some fake sneezes and mumble under your breath how bad the flu is this year. I guaran-damn-tee that seat back will go up faster than it came back. Will Mr. Santos and Juan be at Dinner or at the disco having a bear?

What is that beastly Brett Gardner doing? I bet he's not leaving Dallas, he hates missing his Mensa meetings.

 

 I'm not doing anything too exciting myself. I know one thing is certain... I'll be pigging out. I'm letting myself go, just imagine CC Sabathia at the buffet table. I'm stopping once I put on 43 lbs. of blubber because I know that I can just slather on some of that flab to fab shit LSB used to advertise. In a relatively short amount of time I'll wake up one day and be a skinny, black straight dude. It will be a dream come true!  Happy Holidays to ALL :)

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Thanks LAMF

Happy Holidays to you, as well as all the regulars on this blog! The Christmas season has been real nice in NYC thus far, especially because of the snow we got this past weekend. I had a friend visiting this weekend and we saw the tree and the Rockettes. I’ll check out the Sea Grill, thanks for the tip. As for actual Christmas day, I’ll be spending it with my family in Naples, FL. I’m looking forward to some nice golf in some warm weather (It’s 75 degrees there right now).

And I want to send out some holiday wishes to my nemesis, the notorious Brian Thomas…holiday season truce?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 22, 2008 12:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

yeh the Sea Grill ...

is pretty delicious, kinda pricey, it gets a lot of the news crowd, Katie Couric, Al Roker, Matt Lauer eat there a lot.. the chef Ed Brown, is pretty renowned. It’s right there on ground level with the skating rink so you see people whizzing by as you eat…if you’re lucky enough to get a seat by the window that’s best.
It’s also very cool to bring a date to the rink for some ice skating..something I always wanted to do but was afraid I’d kill myself or someone else :)

"You shouldn't fuck around with windfalls"

LoneStarJon

by LAMuscleFag on Dec 22, 2008 9:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sure buddy

It was just a little “tough love.” I meant no ill will. If I pushed things too far, i apologize.

Have a great holiday…

Nah, noob.

by Brian Thomas on Dec 23, 2008 2:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Happy holidays to all.

And if you really get in the holiday spirit, please consider giving to some troops. There’s a lot of people who won’t be home for the holidays, and I can’t even imagine how gut-wrenching that is. I hate to sound like a shill, but at least consider giving to some charitable organization that supports our troops.

Some examples:
Operation Uplink provides calling cards for troops to call home.

The USO, as you probably know, does a lot of great stuff.

America Supports You is a place where you can write a quick thank-you note to a soldier.

Happy holidays, everyone, and go Rangers.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Dec 22, 2008 12:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Nice links...

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 22, 2008 12:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Why does it do that?

I just inserted the links as usual…weird.

The final link is: www.americasupportsyou.mil

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Dec 22, 2008 12:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No it's good

I was saying nice links, like I support the causes!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 22, 2008 12:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, gotcha.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Dec 22, 2008 1:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

YES.... I just love it!

Merry Christmas… WOOOOOOOOO!

by cowpoke on Dec 22, 2008 1:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well done sir!

the troops should come first!

"You shouldn't fuck around with windfalls"

LoneStarJon

by LAMuscleFag on Dec 22, 2008 3:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Merry Xmas

What does every ranger fan want for xmas.

My two front……..

……..frontline starters

Wait 'til the year after next

by NothinG on Dec 22, 2008 12:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I want Ian Kinsler

to sign his foul ball that I caught and caused me to spill my beer. I want it signed and dated. I also want a refund for the beer he caused me to drop. I also want free full season parking tickets and I want a discount on food. I want to be AL division champs, ALCS champs, and WS champs.

by cowpoke on Dec 22, 2008 1:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

write to Hicks

i’m sure he’ll make it work on the beer. he’ll maybe give you a soccer ball instead of the championships and say in came from a champions league. too bad on that one eh?

Wait 'til the year after next

by NothinG on Dec 22, 2008 3:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

check this out

I actually bumped into Tom Hicks during a game this year. Seriously bumped into him and he said oh excuse and I said excuse me. The I realized who it was and just said on the spur of the moment. Hey, we need to lower the price on beer. He smiled and said I’ll look into it. True story and one I nearly forgot about. I did tell my sister about it. Pretty funny stuff when I think about bumping into him at the game.

by cowpoke on Dec 22, 2008 3:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the moment i realized it was Hicks

my beer would be in his face. “oh ….sorry, just another example of bad pitching.” but, alas, whether to waste the beer would be my cunundrum.

Wait 'til the year after next

by NothinG on Dec 22, 2008 8:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

That would be putting your beer to good use. Here Tom wear this!!

"You shouldn't fuck around with windfalls"

LoneStarJon

by LAMuscleFag on Dec 22, 2008 8:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

After a stupidly busy December

I’m really looking forward to some family time over the next week or so. My daughter will be 3 in March, so it’s all about her on Christmas morning.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Dec 22, 2008 12:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

LAMF

You make me want to be a better man.

by SaltyGoesYard on Dec 22, 2008 12:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Merry Christmas

To you and yours LAMF

Miami bound...

by boomer1 on Dec 22, 2008 1:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

thank you Mr. Boomer..

I know you’re not going anywhere, having 5 or was it 6 pets at home… I still want to see a pic of all them together!! That would be such a cool pic.

"You shouldn't fuck around with windfalls"

LoneStarJon

by LAMuscleFag on Dec 22, 2008 3:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

LAMF

After new years I’m going to embark on this workout…I’ll let you know how it goes.

http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/sports_body_training_performance/escalating_density_training

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 22, 2008 1:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

OK... let us know

how you’re doing with the EDT program. And if you think you’ll need morphine drips in your arm.

by cowpoke on Dec 22, 2008 2:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 22, 2008 3:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

looks interesting..

yeh let me know if that works or not GREENIE..

"You shouldn't fuck around with windfalls"

LoneStarJon

by LAMuscleFag on Dec 22, 2008 3:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks LAMF!!!

Yeah, I’m back in Dallas in this 25 degree weather which is weird. I think I might be going to San Antonio to celebrate Christmas with my family and grandmother, it should be fun.

I hope everything in Cali is well for you. It is good to know you will be letting yourself go a little but and eat anything you want, I thought you’d never say that! Haha, but I hope you are doing well and everyone else on LSB!

Happy Holidays!

I'm Ed Werner, but with real secret sources...

by miles on Dec 22, 2008 2:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Miles

is going to be invading my fair city? Say it ain’t so! Just kidding, I hope you have fun down here. There are some awesome light displays around town that are supposed to get you in the Xmas spirit, I wouldn’t know because I am something of a Scrooge this time of year. Some advice: don’t touch the water in the River Walk lest you want your hand to be permanently dyed green, there is no basement in the Alamo and please tell everyone how beastly you think JJ Barea is. Everyone needs a good laugh at the holidays.

But seriously if you need advice on stuff to do or whatever, let me know.

by Melmart1 on Dec 22, 2008 3:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

why not Merry Christmas???

Damn, miles… Guess I never figured you for political correctness

by cowpoke on Dec 22, 2008 3:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Happy Kwanzaa Hurler.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Dec 22, 2008 3:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+1

everyone here in DC says “happy holidays”

not i.

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Dec 22, 2008 4:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

probably because not everybody is Christian.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 22, 2008 5:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

no shit

but even then, happy holidays? are you not HAPPY to have christmas off?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Dec 22, 2008 8:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sure

It’s a PC thing, that’s all.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 22, 2008 9:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol then be happy its CHRISTMAS. days off work + presents lol i guess most ppl would rather not have christmas off ;) lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Dec 23, 2008 12:09 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

feliz navidad

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Dec 22, 2008 5:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks Miles!

I was kinda joking about the letting myself go. I start hyperventilating if my waist gets above 32:.
I’m looking to be bigger and stronger than ever in ’09, minus the 3 months I did roids :)

"You shouldn't fuck around with windfalls"

LoneStarJon

by LAMuscleFag on Dec 22, 2008 7:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What are your stats with a 32 waist?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 22, 2008 7:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

last time i measured...

50" chest, 18" arms, big muscular legs 5’11" 210

"You shouldn't fuck around with windfalls"

LoneStarJon

by LAMuscleFag on Dec 22, 2008 7:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The Legs

I guess that’s the key to the 210.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 22, 2008 8:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeh they help..

so do really broad shoulders :)

"You shouldn't fuck around with windfalls"

LoneStarJon

by LAMuscleFag on Dec 22, 2008 8:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

with work, it’s hard to get into the gym as much as I did in college. Hopefully I didn’t peak then.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 22, 2008 8:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

come on Greenie..

you can find 5 or 6 hours a week to take care of yourself. That’s about what I spend in there …ok maybe 6 or 7.

"You shouldn't fuck around with windfalls"

LoneStarJon

by LAMuscleFag on Dec 22, 2008 8:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I’m at about 4 right now. After New Years I’m gonna be in there so much they’ll think I own it.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 22, 2008 8:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

where do ya work out?

Chelsea Piers the most amazing gym ever is right down there on the Hudson.. (sure you’re aware of that) I can’t imagine walking down there in the wintertime though..brrrrr

"You shouldn't fuck around with windfalls"

LoneStarJon

by LAMuscleFag on Dec 22, 2008 8:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah that's too far of a walk in this weather

I live at 26th and 7th and there’s a NYSC right at 23rd and 8th so not too bad at all.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 22, 2008 9:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh ok

yeh that’s where I figured you worked out.
I’ve worked out there, it’s not bad.

"You shouldn't fuck around with windfalls"

LoneStarJon

by LAMuscleFag on Dec 22, 2008 9:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

although..

I prefer the Printing House..which is a ways from you on Hudson.

"You shouldn't fuck around with windfalls"

LoneStarJon

by LAMuscleFag on Dec 22, 2008 9:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Never heard of it

but it looks pretty nice (website). My brother used to belong to the Reebok Sports Club on the upper west side. It was real nice but real expensive too. Yeah my NYSC is not bad. Equipment and space is pretty clean too.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 22, 2008 9:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa

I work at a building right there…275 7th.

by nivarsity on Dec 22, 2008 11:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, then...

Post more often, you dick!

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Dec 22, 2008 11:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Where is that on 7th?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 23, 2008 12:42 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

@ 26th street

http://gonyc.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ/Ya&sdn=gonyc&cdn=travel&tm=7&gps=380_240_1083_603&f=10&tt=14&bt=1&bts=1&zu=http%3A//www.manhattanaddress.com/

"You shouldn't fuck around with windfalls"

LoneStarJon

by LAMuscleFag on Dec 23, 2008 12:51 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I used to have a little pocket calculator..

that was quite handy in telling the cross streets.. i just found one on the internet ..if you put in the whole address

"You shouldn't fuck around with windfalls"

LoneStarJon

by LAMuscleFag on Dec 23, 2008 12:52 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh you soo big Mr. LAMF

we no have big men like that in China.

what do Fag mean?

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Dec 27, 2008 12:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey LA/NY

Merry Christmas to you.

The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ

by NYTXFAN on Dec 22, 2008 3:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

thank you Bad Bubba!

Best to you and your lovely new wife!

"You shouldn't fuck around with windfalls"

LoneStarJon

by LAMuscleFag on Dec 22, 2008 3:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Have a Happy Holidays you guys

I hop my train tonight and I am not expected back till right around New Years,,,

by laxtonto on Dec 22, 2008 3:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Merry Christmas and Joy in the New Year

To all. LAMF, much appreciation, and gotta say there aren’t any idealized family get togethers for holidays for me any more. Which, to be honest, raises the happiness of memories of Christmases past. Y’all remember there is great satisfaction in giving, being able to give, no matter how much or how little. Enjoy!

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Dec 22, 2008 4:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

very well said, Ed

And I have gived. I give so much. It’s time for me to take… So I want Rangers to give me free parking tickets for the year. You kmow I could be a bitch as a full season ticket holder and demand more. But, I’m going to be nice and only ask for the damn parking tickets. Oh, and I’m also asking that the food and beer prices be reduced.

by cowpoke on Dec 22, 2008 5:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Merry Christmas everyone!

" He throws it where he wants it, his breaking ball kept getting better and better and of course God gave him that special arm. He's great." ~ Neftali Feliz on Derek Holland.

by Kinslerhomer on Dec 22, 2008 5:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Thanks HH.

" He throws it where he wants it, his breaking ball kept getting better and better and of course God gave him that special arm. He's great." ~ Neftali Feliz on Derek Holland.

by Kinslerhomer on Dec 22, 2008 5:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and the same to you.

" He throws it where he wants it, his breaking ball kept getting better and better and of course God gave him that special arm. He's great." ~ Neftali Feliz on Derek Holland.

by Kinslerhomer on Dec 22, 2008 5:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You like the sparkle

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 22, 2008 5:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I guess I do

hey, sparkle me some

by cowpoke on Dec 22, 2008 5:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You got it dude

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 22, 2008 7:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

is that tinkerbell?

"You shouldn't fuck around with windfalls"

LoneStarJon

by LAMuscleFag on Dec 22, 2008 8:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 22, 2008 9:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Merry Christmas to all my extended LSB Family!

Thanks for the wishes, LAMF! I will finally get to see my nephew…YAY!

And remember, Be brave men:

Don't Let The GIFS Die!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Dec 22, 2008 6:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

NICE!

Merry Christmas Rodney

by cowpoke on Dec 22, 2008 6:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks HH

You too!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Dec 22, 2008 6:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Merry Christmas!!

fellow true Rangers fans.

Bobby Jindal '12

by dstar442005 on Dec 22, 2008 7:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

Only 106 days until Opening Day :-)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Random woman: "When are you getting married, Micah?"
Me: "Probably never. In fact, at this point, it's tempting to just adopt more cats."

by baseballismyboyfriend on Dec 22, 2008 7:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You too dear!

Did you read the entire book yet?

Haha!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Dec 22, 2008 10:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not all of it

I’ve skipped around :-) I tend to read the signatures over and over :-)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Random woman: "When are you getting married, Micah?"
Me: "Probably never. In fact, at this point, it's tempting to just adopt more cats."

by baseballismyboyfriend on Dec 22, 2008 11:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Awww,

that makes me feel great!

Thank You for that!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Dec 22, 2008 11:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OHHHHH

I feel a connection between yall, HOW CUTEEEE

:-)))))

I'm Ed Werner, but with real secret sources...

by miles on Dec 22, 2008 11:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha ha

Are you jealous, Miles?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Random woman: "When are you getting married, Micah?"
Me: "Probably never. In fact, at this point, it's tempting to just adopt more cats."

by baseballismyboyfriend on Dec 25, 2008 11:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha,

Yall are the perfect couple.

I do need a bitch though, you know any bitches in the ages of 16-22?

I'm Ed Werner, but with real secret sources...

by miles on Dec 26, 2008 7:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I was

going to say 14-22 but didn’t want people calling me a “pedophile”

I'm Ed Werner, but with real secret sources...

by miles on Dec 26, 2008 7:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Every woman I know

is capable of being a bitch. It all depends on how often you want her to be one….

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Random woman: "When are you getting married, Micah?"
Me: "Probably never. In fact, at this point, it's tempting to just adopt more cats."

by baseballismyboyfriend on Dec 26, 2008 8:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If they

are hot, I can tolerate it….

I'm Ed Werner, but with real secret sources...

by miles on Dec 26, 2008 9:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HOT to MILES is ...

+ or = to 8.5

"You shouldn't fuck around with windfalls"

LoneStarJon

by LAMuscleFag on Dec 26, 2008 11:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Fa sho!!

I’m having an argument with my friend on where Miley Cyrus ranks on the scale…

I'm Ed Werner, but with real secret sources...

by miles on Dec 26, 2008 11:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mr. Miles

Miss Miley is 8.5 +

We like in China, we like her $$$ too

Me chineese me do joke, me do pp in your coke

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Dec 27, 2008 12:40 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ME

love you longgg timeee

I'm Ed Werner, but with real secret sources...

by miles on Dec 27, 2008 1:15 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

merry christmas :)

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Dec 22, 2008 8:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Merry Christmas to you kok,

you non-PC, non-capitalizing MF, you!!!

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Dec 22, 2008 10:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

haha havent been capitalizing for years

im sure it annoys some peope

(oops i am sure…lol)

how are you doing these days sir?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Dec 23, 2008 12:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Shizz!

The current conditions for where I am headed in the morn from Accuweather:

17°F
RealFeel®
-6°F
Winds: SSE
at 20mph

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Dec 22, 2008 10:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

oh you're not in NE yet?

I thought you were there already, shit Rodney you better pack the long johns.

"You shouldn't fuck around with windfalls"

LoneStarJon

by LAMuscleFag on Dec 22, 2008 10:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Getting up at 5:00am.

I need to fax about 100 pages of docs to myself, then email them to my processor.

And get 8 pages of affidavits notorized and priority mailed to my other employer…and buy four new shocks for my car so I can get that done while I’m up there,,,and pack for the trip…Oh, and eat dinner tonight!

Crap, I had better get going!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Dec 22, 2008 11:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome to the Midwest

We’re supposed to surge into double digits tomorrow. But more snow is the tradeoff :-P

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Random woman: "When are you getting married, Micah?"
Me: "Probably never. In fact, at this point, it's tempting to just adopt more cats."

by baseballismyboyfriend on Dec 22, 2008 11:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey,

if it’s too cold it doesn’t snow right? Snow is a goooooood thing!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Dec 22, 2008 11:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Snow can be a bad thing

And Iowa can top most exaggerated snow stories. When I lived in Indianola, we got a blizzard on April 9. It packed as dense as ice cream, drifts up to 14 feet. My house was split foyer style, garage under one end. My driveway was packed full, 6 to 9 feet deep. Had to hire a guy with an industrial tractor w/front end loader to clear it, and that took two days.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Dec 23, 2008 12:06 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Snow stories

I grew in western New York, in the lake effect snow belts south of Buffalo. I flew home on Christmas a few years ago. They had about 26" of snow in 24 hours on Christmas day (the day I was flying) - and the airport was open. No problem, 26" of snow, just shove it aside and fly. In the next four days we got five more FEET of snowfall, to say nothing of the drifts.

When I was a kid (in the 70s) we had relatives that we just didn’t visit sometimes because they’re roads weren’t cleared much. The snow plows didn’t get through well sometimes, and if a bad blizzard came through we knew we wouldn’t see them for a couple of weeks.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Dec 23, 2008 12:42 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Happy Holidays everyone!

I am staying in the good old DFW – my sister flew in from Boston today (surprisingly not late!) so it’ll be a good two weeks of family-ness.

Hope everyone traveling stays safe, and that everyone stays warm :)

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Dec 22, 2008 10:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Thank you Miss Lisa W

Enjoy your family!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
Yes we can! November 04, 2008

by Rodney on Dec 22, 2008 11:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the only question i have:

is ben sheets in one of the boxes?

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Dec 23, 2008 9:04 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

no Ben Sheets ...so sorry..

there was some polyester sheets for a twin bed in the blue box . You have twin bed?

"You are a rude thoughtless little pig"

Alec Baldwin

by BigGuns on Dec 27, 2008 12:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

DShepp, do you ever sleep?

That’s an honest question. It always seems like you’re up making awesome pictures.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Dec 23, 2008 9:30 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

At least he gets paid for it ...

"A ~.650 OPS from a COF should get you deported, not traded for."

- The Huntressatron

by Chase Irwin on Dec 23, 2008 1:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I hope Kins

found what he wanted under that tree :-)

Esp. considering he’s Jewish (although he collects Toys for Tots, so apparently he’s not opposed to Christmas). Ha ha.

Nice work though, DShep.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
Random woman: "When are you getting married, Micah?"
Me: "Probably never. In fact, at this point, it's tempting to just adopt more cats."

by baseballismyboyfriend on Dec 25, 2008 11:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Forget Christmas

Happy Festivus everyone.

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

by TheBZA on Dec 23, 2008 8:38 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

a festivus for the rest of us!

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Dec 23, 2008 8:50 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Merry Christmas from sunny Florida all

Yeah, that’s right, Florida. The only place in the entire nation with decent weather right now is where I’m spending the holidays. Suck it, bitches ;)

But don’t think I didn’t pay a price for getting here. I could do a Miles-esque post about how horribly designed and confusing the Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport is.

"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."

by lonestarJon on Dec 23, 2008 8:44 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

be expecting one from me

after tomorrow at BWI lol

Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.

by knockoutking on Dec 23, 2008 9:04 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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