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Friday afternoon video

 

A tribute to former Ranger Mark Teixeira, who just signed one of the biggest contracts in baseball history:

 

 

(Some language is NSFW).

(Also, this is intended to be humorous.  Don't go all Sharky and accuse me of hating players who the Rangers developed).

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Nice!

Your 2010 Texas Rangers starting shortstop....(see pic)

by Kinslerhomer on Dec 26, 2008 3:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I know it's different...

…but does anyone else really, really like 808s and Heartbreak? Because I do.

"Please. What the hell do you know about starting a sports-related website and then deciding to leave it to work on other things and then? How dare you, sir." -- Michael Schur, aka FireJoeMorgan's Ken Tremendous, to Will Leitch

by ghtd36 on Dec 26, 2008 3:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

ya I do too.

Your 2010 Texas Rangers starting shortstop....(see pic)

by Kinslerhomer on Dec 26, 2008 3:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like it as much as you do

but I like it.

"that’s like saying because i wear a hat it keeps aliens away, just because since i’ve worn the hat aliens have never come and anally probed me." -rentz

by coolaid on Dec 26, 2008 3:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I do

Got it for Christmas yesterday.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Dec 26, 2008 3:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not really

It’s been downhill ever since College Dropout.

by Joey Matschulat on Dec 26, 2008 5:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Graduation is only a slight step down from College Dropout imo.

I think 808s and Heartbreak is a shower of shit though.

by LiamP on Dec 26, 2008 6:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

a shower of shit

I’ll just stash this away for later use.

It's a crazy messed-up world... It's a doggy-dogg world...

by oc on Dec 27, 2008 12:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So.....

Are you pulling a Bill Parcells and referring to Tex as a “She”???

In Smoak We Trust

by Smoak Some on Dec 26, 2008 3:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

OT

Although how can I be “on topic” in this post since I have no clue who the rapper is.

An interesting theory on reworking revenue sharing.

http://www.east-coast-bias.com/2008/12/mlb-luxury-tax-modest-proposal.html

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Dec 26, 2008 3:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Oh, hear we go -

1986 Dallas Cowboys singing a crappy, crappy, crappy Christmas song called “Christmas in Dallas.”

http://www.faniq.com/blog/Video-1986-Dallas-Cowboys-Christmas-Video-Blog-16663

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Dec 26, 2008 4:05 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

(by the way)

This should have been the Friday video.

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Dec 26, 2008 4:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Hear?

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Dec 26, 2008 5:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I like Kanye West's music but ..

the man is an arrogant prick. That doesn’t stop me from enjoying his work though. In that respect he represents Teix fairly well.

Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!

by DerekSTheRed on Dec 26, 2008 4:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You won't find too many hip-hop artists lacking hip-hop bravado.

It's a crazy messed-up world... It's a doggy-dogg world...

by oc on Dec 26, 2008 5:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

he's less arrogant

and more like a nerdy bratty little kid. in that context, he’s pretty palatable.

Mandatory reading before suggesting a trade

by ab03 on Dec 26, 2008 6:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

never heard this one before

But, I feel the beat of the rhythm on this. I just feel the beat on this song.

It sorta gets me riled up a bit. Oh and to hell with Teixeira… “is gold digger way over town, that dig’s on me”

Hey, fuck you Teixeira. We have Chris Davis who will be the better baseball player than you have ever dreamed of being.

Listen up Mark Teixeira, you little punk bitch. You just wait till we play your stinking ass Yankees.

Chris Davis might just kick your punk ass in the ground you little pussy.

by thetudors on Dec 26, 2008 5:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It's rather simple

Teixeira is at the plate and hits a slow grounder to first and Eric Hurley fields the ball and throws to Chris Davis at first base and gets little pussy ass Teixeira out. Teixeira shoves Davis and Chris Davis just unloads on his ass and just beats his ass down right at first base.

by thetudors on Dec 26, 2008 5:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What... so Teixeria

is safe at first?

No way… the throw from Hurley to Davis had him out.

by thetudors on Dec 26, 2008 6:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OK...

just having some fun.

guess I’ll go watch some Jeff Dunham the ventriloquist. You know he was born in Dallas, TX

by thetudors on Dec 26, 2008 6:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

im at a loss for word

a) that AJM posted this and
b) at thetudors

by kumizi on Dec 26, 2008 5:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

take your crying ass bitch to the DMN blog

we don’t need cry baby posters here

by thetudors on Dec 26, 2008 5:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

leave your mother's basement more often

if you have never heard this song before

by kumizi on Dec 26, 2008 5:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

it's HH

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Dec 26, 2008 5:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

did you read what I said???

No… Nope, never heard the sonf before.

by thetudors on Dec 26, 2008 5:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Man Lucky Charms are about the nastiest cereal alive.

It's a crazy messed-up world... It's a doggy-dogg world...

by oc on Dec 26, 2008 6:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm into honey nut cheerios

when I’m not fixing my awesome ham and cheese omelette

by thetudors on Dec 26, 2008 6:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes Tex is a gold digger

But AJM chastises others in the news in blog posts for suggesting that Manny Ramirez (a player AJM likes, since he has a shit attitude and awful defense) is greedy after the statements he made, etc..

Right AJM, you’re so darn consistent!

I’ll surely be awaiting your gold digger video posting after Manny signs for way too much with whoever is the highest bidder…oh wait, that wont be happening.

Also, I’m not sure exactly why LSb would begrudge Tex being a gold digger, I mean the normal reasoning would be something like “hey, he didn’t sign with us his hometown team, he took the money and ran” But A) we know the Rangers werent involved with Tex and B) We know none of you want to sign any Ranger developed player anyway, so if anything LSB is glad if a Ranger developed player priced himself out of the Rangers budget..

So yeah, no sense at all..

by Sharky on Dec 27, 2008 12:07 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Heres what AJM thinks about a columnist (Steve Kelley) criticizing Ramirez over greedy comments:

http://www.lonestarball.com/2008/12/3/679141/kelley-professional-athlet

This sort of thing is ridiculous.

Professional sports columnist Kelley doesn’t like it?

Go cover intramurals, brother.

People have been proclaiming the end of pro sports because of overpaid, spoiled athletes for as long as athletes have been paid.

It is tiresome to read the crap spewed by some of these columnists who, it seems, are worn out by sports, who have stopped deriving any pleasure from professional leagues and seem to be rooting for things to fall apart.

And people like Steve Kelley — like a lot of fans, for that matter — seem all too willing to pop the players for this, when at the end of the day, they are simply out there seeking to get paid what the market will bear.

They are the proletariat, taking advantage of the capitalist system.

Manny Ramirez isn’t the one that chooses to hold a community hostage and threaten to leave if there isn’t a new publicly funded stadium built.

This crap pisses me off. Angry old men ranting about spoiled athletes making too much money and not acting right, and then trying to extrapolate it into some larger point about the economy at large, simply serve to display their own foolishness.

I’d love for Steve Kelley to tell me how Manny Ramirez taking less money would make the price of Citibank stock go up.

LOl, seems like AJM is pretty darn upset at those “angry old men” when they dare accused his favorite players of being mercenaries..

But he posts a “gold digger” video for Teixeira, right..I guess he’s an “angry old man” according to his own column..

Whatever happened to "
They are the proletariat, taking advantage of the capitalist system." LOL

by Sharky on Dec 27, 2008 12:17 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Did you read anything that Adam posted

under the video?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Dec 27, 2008 12:23 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He doesn't...

read or watch anything to do with baseball.

He just posts away.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Dec 27, 2008 10:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Problem is

AJM told us to not go all Sharky. But can Sharky “go all Sharky”? Nope, Sharky just is.

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Dec 27, 2008 11:07 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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