Oh, Flo

"The strange allure of the Progressive insurance girl"

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The real question..

Did someone send that to you, or were you googling her?

by chief on Dec 27, 2008 3:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Guh.

I hope I don’t become attracted to less and less good-looking women as I get older. The Sonic girl? This one?

by brettgardner on Dec 27, 2008 3:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

You know, the lady holding the bag opposite of Flo, is who we really should be talking about.

It's a crazy messed-up world... It's a doggy-dogg world...

by oc on Dec 27, 2008 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You can have her.

I’ll stick to the traditional hots that Hollywood tells me to be attracted to.

by brettgardner on Dec 27, 2008 3:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

+1

Them the good ones

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Dec 27, 2008 3:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

This isn't traditional hots?

It’s not ugly.

It's a crazy messed-up world... It's a doggy-dogg world...

by oc on Dec 27, 2008 3:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

She’s alright, but I could see a dozen like her every day.

by brettgardner on Dec 27, 2008 3:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

"I grew up surrounded by hot women"

- Corby

by LiamP on Dec 27, 2008 3:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Heh.

by brettgardner on Dec 27, 2008 3:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

My standards are currently set to mate with one of said dozen.

It's a crazy messed-up world... It's a doggy-dogg world...

by oc on Dec 27, 2008 3:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

ha

never figured out what your standards are yet

by thetudors on Dec 29, 2008 10:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

like who?

Stability is key, and JD is a Beast.
Jindal - 2012

by Longhorn on Dec 27, 2008 4:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Which one is that?

The one by herself, or the one with her husband?

by chief on Dec 27, 2008 3:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Molly Erdman

It is Evan Grant and Ben who have a thing for her, not me.

by Adam J. Morris on Dec 27, 2008 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Apologies.

by brettgardner on Dec 27, 2008 3:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

it's Ben

who has the hard on for Molly. Evan does do too.

We were thinking of a MMA fight between Ben and Evan over Molly.

by thetudors on Dec 29, 2008 10:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I Dunno....

If I’m not mistaken, I believe it was AJM who brought to our attention “the girl from the Kia commercial” a few years back who was extremely Hot.

by Topgun22 on Dec 28, 2008 1:31 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I don't think it was Kia

I think it was Mercury.

"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2

by tdi1985 on Dec 28, 2008 7:46 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Jill Wagner?

"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."

by lonestarJon on Dec 28, 2008 8:18 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

like the belt buckle

now if she’d bend over and hike that ass up

by thetudors on Dec 29, 2008 10:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Nope, Kia...

The girl in this commercial, Stacey Scowley

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6kQknvwqtw

by Topgun22 on Dec 28, 2008 9:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

So this means you are normal?

by Telegraph on Dec 27, 2008 3:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I dug her a little

in a curious kinda way…

then I just saw that picture of her out of character….much nicer….cute girl, kinda girl next door cute.

then I just read she’s a member of “the Groundlings” and it sealed the deal.

Freddie King rules faces.

by Ryin A on Dec 27, 2008 3:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

It seems

Anybody can be a member of groundlings or second city. Comedy troupes really are insufferable.

by brettgardner on Dec 27, 2008 3:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Never seen the Groundlings

but I lived in Chicago and graduated from Second City’s writing program, I may be biased but their main stage shows are brilliantly funny.

The improv scene has gotten watered down no doubt. But the mainstays are still funny as hell (Second City, Improv Olympic…haven’t seen the Groundlings so I can’t speak for them).

But yeah, there are more troupes that are insufferable than those that are not.

Freddie King rules faces.

by Ryin A on Dec 27, 2008 3:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

In other news, here's an amusing picture of Kason Gabbard.

It's a crazy messed-up world... It's a doggy-dogg world...

by oc on Dec 27, 2008 3:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Unfortunately, here's mine:

Gerald Laird: One Man, 5 Scoops.

by Maximilian on Dec 27, 2008 3:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

is that Kason's spine

in big Sexy’s helmet?

Freddie King rules faces.

by Ryin A on Dec 27, 2008 3:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I find Flo annoying.

www.mavsmoneyball.com

by Wes Cox on Dec 27, 2008 4:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

She has the appearance and demeanor of a Starbucks regular.

It's a crazy messed-up world... It's a doggy-dogg world...

by oc on Dec 27, 2008 4:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Flo strikes me..

….as someone who would ask a co-worker if they had a case of the Mondays.

by Adam J. Morris on Dec 27, 2008 4:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Ironically or sincerely?

by Keynes on Dec 27, 2008 4:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Mondays

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Dec 27, 2008 5:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Jesus.

Never again. I know I don’t have much room to talk with that abomination I posted, but the answer is No.

by brettgardner on Dec 27, 2008 5:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

x

by brettgardner on Dec 27, 2008 4:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Well

That came out like shit. My one and only foray into picture posting. I’ll accept the hook and let LSJ clean up this thread.

by brettgardner on Dec 27, 2008 4:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Dear God no.

It's a crazy messed-up world... It's a doggy-dogg world...

by oc on Dec 27, 2008 4:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I don't really think I have anything in my arsenal that could clean this up

But here’s one that’s kinda funny:

"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."

by lonestarJon on Dec 27, 2008 8:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

That one works. There's also this one

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Dec 27, 2008 9:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

AJM...

I can’t for the life of me figure out what your fascination is with these random women in commercials, internet ads, or TV shows.

What gives?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Dec 27, 2008 5:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

x

I'm Ed Werner, but with real secret sources...

by miles on Dec 27, 2008 6:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

she's to young for me

shark might have like her

by thetudors on Dec 29, 2008 10:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I totally get it.

I’m not at the obsession level like Evan Grant’s Molly Erdman love (who I also think is cute), but I do have a little commercial crush on Flo.

What I don’t understand is Miles’ obsession with Miley Cyrus. She has a really weird looking face. Something is wrong with it, but I can’t pin it down. Maybe it’s her triangle face. Everything gets too narrow down past the eyes.

by naropean on Dec 27, 2008 8:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Miley could get a brother locked up

at that age. I would not mess with that.

by coolrangersfan on Dec 27, 2008 8:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I disagree...

What would you give her out of 10?

I'm Ed Werner, but with real secret sources...

by miles on Dec 27, 2008 10:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

i'd give her a 16...

as in her age. that’s rape holmes.

by Garcia on Dec 27, 2008 10:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

+1

not to mention you’d have that whole Billy Ray thing to contend with….

that dude is creepy to the eepy.

Freddie King rules faces.

by Ryin A on Dec 27, 2008 10:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I have a problem

with anyone 40+ with a harido like that…and he wears rings that don’t have anything to do with matrimony….like a ring on his middle finger….he probably wears a toe ring too…..dude sucks, apple doesn’t fall far from the tree Miles.

Freddie King rules faces.

by Ryin A on Dec 27, 2008 10:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Billy Ray

One of the great tragedies of Bill Hicks’ premature death is that he never got to do “Let’s Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus.” It could have saved us all a lot of trouble.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Dec 28, 2008 6:09 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs