Oh, Flo
"The strange allure of the Progressive insurance girl"
about 3 years ago
Adam J. Morris
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Guh.
I hope I don’t become attracted to less and less good-looking women as I get older. The Sonic girl? This one?
You know, the lady holding the bag opposite of Flo, is who we really should be talking about.
It's a crazy messed-up world... It's a doggy-dogg world...
by oc on Dec 27, 2008 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
You can have her.
I’ll stick to the traditional hots that Hollywood tells me to be attracted to.
by brettgardner on Dec 27, 2008 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
This isn't traditional hots?
It’s not ugly.
It's a crazy messed-up world... It's a doggy-dogg world...
by oc on Dec 27, 2008 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah
She’s alright, but I could see a dozen like her every day.
by brettgardner on Dec 27, 2008 3:47 PM CST up reply actions
My standards are currently set to mate with one of said dozen.
It's a crazy messed-up world... It's a doggy-dogg world...
by oc on Dec 27, 2008 3:53 PM CST up reply actions
Molly Erdman
It is Evan Grant and Ben who have a thing for her, not me.
by Adam J. Morris on Dec 27, 2008 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
I Dunno....
If I’m not mistaken, I believe it was AJM who brought to our attention “the girl from the Kia commercial” a few years back who was extremely Hot.
I don't think it was Kia
I think it was Mercury.
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
Jill Wagner?
"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."
I dug her a little
in a curious kinda way…
then I just saw that picture of her out of character….much nicer….cute girl, kinda girl next door cute.
then I just read she’s a member of “the Groundlings” and it sealed the deal.
Freddie King rules faces.
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 27, 2008 3:45 PM CST reply actions
It seems
Anybody can be a member of groundlings or second city. Comedy troupes really are insufferable.
by brettgardner on Dec 27, 2008 3:46 PM CST up reply actions
Never seen the Groundlings
but I lived in Chicago and graduated from Second City’s writing program, I may be biased but their main stage shows are brilliantly funny.
The improv scene has gotten watered down no doubt. But the mainstays are still funny as hell (Second City, Improv Olympic…haven’t seen the Groundlings so I can’t speak for them).
But yeah, there are more troupes that are insufferable than those that are not.
Freddie King rules faces.
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 27, 2008 3:58 PM CST up reply actions
In other news, here's an amusing picture of Kason Gabbard.
It's a crazy messed-up world... It's a doggy-dogg world...
is that Kason's spine
in big Sexy’s helmet?
Freddie King rules faces.
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 27, 2008 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
She has the appearance and demeanor of a Starbucks regular.
It's a crazy messed-up world... It's a doggy-dogg world...
by oc on Dec 27, 2008 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
Flo strikes me..
….as someone who would ask a co-worker if they had a case of the Mondays.
by Adam J. Morris on Dec 27, 2008 4:35 PM CST up reply actions
Jesus.
Never again. I know I don’t have much room to talk with that abomination I posted, but the answer is No.
by brettgardner on Dec 27, 2008 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
Well
That came out like shit. My one and only foray into picture posting. I’ll accept the hook and let LSJ clean up this thread.
by brettgardner on Dec 27, 2008 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
Dear God no.
It's a crazy messed-up world... It's a doggy-dogg world...
by oc on Dec 27, 2008 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
I don't really think I have anything in my arsenal that could clean this up
But here’s one that’s kinda funny:
"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."
AJM...
I can’t for the life of me figure out what your fascination is with these random women in commercials, internet ads, or TV shows.
What gives?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I totally get it.
I’m not at the obsession level like Evan Grant’s Molly Erdman love (who I also think is cute), but I do have a little commercial crush on Flo.
What I don’t understand is Miles’ obsession with Miley Cyrus. She has a really weird looking face. Something is wrong with it, but I can’t pin it down. Maybe it’s her triangle face. Everything gets too narrow down past the eyes.
Miley could get a brother locked up
at that age. I would not mess with that.
by coolrangersfan on Dec 27, 2008 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
+1
not to mention you’d have that whole Billy Ray thing to contend with….
that dude is creepy to the eepy.
Freddie King rules faces.
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 27, 2008 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
I have a problem
with anyone 40+ with a harido like that…and he wears rings that don’t have anything to do with matrimony….like a ring on his middle finger….he probably wears a toe ring too…..dude sucks, apple doesn’t fall far from the tree Miles.
Freddie King rules faces.
by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 27, 2008 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
I don't rate minors
I just remember when I was in high school (really, only a few years ago) how there were lots of girls as attractive or more attractive. She’s a dime a dozen, and I can’t get over that weird face of hers.
Nice justification...
But I completely agree. There were at least a dozen girls in my graduating class who were as attractive or better.
by brettgardner on Dec 28, 2008 12:29 AM CST up reply actions
Were those
girls millionaires at the age of 16?
Miley has everything going for her.
I was skyping with a friend from Ohio, he said its kind of like an investment..
If she looks like this now, what will she look like in 5 years?
Yeah, she will be much hotter which I can’t imagine…
I'm Ed Werner, but with real secret sources...
"If she looks like this now, what will she look like in 5 years?"
The drugs will get to her by then if she’s not pregnant already.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
You can have Miley
as long as you let me have Taylor Swift and her millions jk lol
by coolrangersfan on Dec 28, 2008 2:34 AM CST up reply actions
Far too many ex-teenie boppers, unfortunately.
"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."
Way too much junk in that trunk
Nah, noob.
by Brian Thomas on Dec 30, 2008 3:09 PM CST up reply actions
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