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How boring is this offseason?  Cast your vote...

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How boring is this offseason?
Lions Thanksgiving day game boring
162 votes
Merchant Ivory film boring
14 votes
Driving I-45 between Dallas and Houston boring
100 votes
Avery Johnson half-court offense boring
70 votes
Preschool Christmas program boring
36 votes
ben/brettgardner comments pissing match boring
54 votes
Family Guy boring
32 votes
"The Fountainhead" boring
22 votes
Non-baseball-related-guest in the booth for a half-inning boring
111 votes
What are you talking about? This has been a thrilling offseason so far!
29 votes

630 votes | Poll has closed

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This is

pretty boring. :)

Mitch Moreland - Rangers 2009 Minor League Player of the Year

by RangerMad on Dec 29, 2008 7:46 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

What are you talking about? This has been a thrilling offseason so far!

"A ~.650 OPS from a COF should get you deported, not traded for."

- The Huntressatron

by inactive lsb user on Dec 29, 2008 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Worse than boring...

This has been “Mr. Show” Boring.

"Alright class. Now that I've explained how silly the theory of evloution is, and how it's impossible for a specie to change over time, let's refocus on the Bible. I'd like to direct your attention to Genesis. Okay, now here's how the snake lost his voice..."

by YourNameHere on Dec 30, 2008 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Ben and Brett aren’t boring it is kind of funny when they really get going.

Miami bound...

by boomer1 on Dec 29, 2008 7:48 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah but shtick is shtick

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 29, 2008 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree

But it still makes me lol every time they go after eachother.

Miami bound...

by boomer1 on Dec 29, 2008 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Concur...

I enjoy thier little squables.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Dec 29, 2008 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Which is exactly why

I voted for them.

"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."

by LSJ on Dec 29, 2008 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I voted for them too haha

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Dec 29, 2008 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

So...

you’ve enjoyed this offseason?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Dec 29, 2008 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh

See below. They didn’t have the option I wanted.

"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."

by LSJ on Dec 29, 2008 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

*they = Adam

"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."

by LSJ on Dec 29, 2008 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I-45 boring

But at least you have the world’s largest beef jerky store in between the Dallas and Houston.

by lildrummerboy on Dec 29, 2008 7:55 PM CST reply actions  

Ah, Woody's Smokehouse

Although the Buc-ee’s that is going up in Madisonville is going to put a crimp in their business.

by Adam J. Morris on Dec 29, 2008 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Its been years since I've driven that route

Lets see how I do off the top of my head: Houston, Woodlands, Huntsville, Madisonville, Centersville, Corsicana, Ennis (at which point, I veered towards Fort Worth, going through Waxahachie – boy did I hate those Ennis cops on 287 … always had traps laid out…

by JBImaknee on Dec 30, 2008 12:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Amen

I went for dinner at a chicken and steak roadside shack a little north or Corsicana. Not just Ennis, but Waxahachie squad cars were abundant on the way back to Ft. Worth – around 9:30 pm

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Dec 30, 2008 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Can I substitute

Driving I-20 between Dallas and Shreveport in place of I-45? I drive there often and…lets just say I’m thankful for XM!

"Losers assemble in little groups and bitch about the coaches and the system and other players in other little groups. Winners assemble as a team."
- Bill Parcells

by Taylor on Dec 29, 2008 8:05 PM CST reply actions  

How bout...

I-80 between SLC and Sac. boring.

8 hours of nothing ’til you hit Tahoe.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Dec 29, 2008 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Go the other direction on I-80

Towards Wyoming. Granted, I love a lot of parts of Wyoming, but Evanston to Rawlins is terrible (go a bit north and it’s great; Tetons, Wind River Mountains, Big Horn Mountains, Red Desert, etc). Although if you keep going east past Cheyenne, it only gets worse through Nebraska.

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Dec 30, 2008 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Merchant Ivory boring

I don’t know what it is, but it just sounds more boring than the rest.

by Chow Time on Dec 29, 2008 8:07 PM CST reply actions  

This poll needs another option

This offseason has been OC-pessimist-rant boring.

"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."

by LSJ on Dec 29, 2008 8:15 PM CST reply actions  

Or

Sitting on an airplane headed to California for four hours boring. That’s what I have to look forward to tomorrow.

"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."

by LSJ on Dec 29, 2008 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't hate MuscleFag. I just think he could use some reservation.

Just like I could use some tolerance.

It's a crazy messed-up world... It's a doggy-dogg world...

by oc on Dec 29, 2008 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing personal, OC

You could also say this offseason has been LSJ first-half Salty argument boring.

"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."

by LSJ on Dec 29, 2008 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

C'mon!

Driving I-45 between Dallas and Houston has all sorts of excitement! There’s Madisonville! and Centerville! And Huntsville!

Not to forget the giant Sam Houston statue!

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:) - Obligatory smiley showing I don't mean whatever mean
spiritedness is likely contained in the preceding post

by jtts on Dec 29, 2008 8:16 PM CST reply actions  

You could always see

someone that has escaped from prison.

Miami bound...

by boomer1 on Dec 29, 2008 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

And don't forget

the miles and miles of construction…without any construction workers!

by lildrummerboy on Dec 29, 2008 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Dont' forget the 'can

Collin Street Bakery…best fruit cakes around….

Freddie King rules faces.

by Cecilio's Guante on Dec 29, 2008 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Totally

Not sure about the fruitcakes, but the rest of the stuff they have there is delicious. Me and the folks stopped by just a couple of weeks ago on the way to grandparents’ for an early Christmas. My parents declined to share their cookies with the rest of the family, reserving them all for themselves.

by FuturePants on Dec 30, 2008 8:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Lifetime Channel movie

Longhorn political thesis boring.

___________ awards show boring.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Dec 29, 2008 8:21 PM CST reply actions  

Wow...

all 3 of those would be great choices.

Has Lifetime ever showed anything worth watching?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Dec 29, 2008 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I saw a good one awhile back

I forget the name. That one with all the women in it…

Nah, noob.

by Brian Thomas on Dec 31, 2008 2:37 PM CST up reply actions  

"Fresh-out-of-ganj" boring.

It's a crazy messed-up world... It's a doggy-dogg world...

by oc on Dec 29, 2008 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

yikes.

"A ~.650 OPS from a COF should get you deported, not traded for."

- The Huntressatron

by inactive lsb user on Dec 29, 2008 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I screwed up this poll

I meant to put “Atlas Shrugged” instead of “The Fountainhead.”

by Adam J. Morris on Dec 29, 2008 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

That sounds better

Fountainhead was much better and not as long.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Dec 29, 2008 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

The sad

thing is that im currently reading The Fountainhead. I like it.

by Michael Cave on Dec 29, 2008 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

That one is okay.

Atlas Shrugged sucked like few things I’ve ever read. Atlas Shrugged and Harlot’s Ghost might be the two most turgid, tedious, wretched books I’ve ever read.

by Adam J. Morris on Dec 29, 2008 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow.

And you read Gravity’s Rainbow.

by brettgardner on Dec 29, 2008 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Mason and Dixon

by Pynchon. I tried, and tried, and tried, to finish that book. I just couldn’t bring myself to do it.

by JBImaknee on Dec 30, 2008 12:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Amen

I put in the ol’ college try but just couldn’t do it

What's the rumpus?

by Hypo-Luxa on Dec 30, 2008 5:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Anyone that says that is a complete fucking poser

You disappoint me. You should have kicked him in his pseudo-literati teeth, then strutted away disgustedly while farting in his general direction.

Either that, or smacked him across his face with some velvet gauntlets…

Nah, noob.

by Brian Thomas on Dec 31, 2008 7:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought Harlot's Ghost had some interesting parts

It didn’t seem like an 1100 page book, either. He’s definitely written worse.

Nah, noob.

by Brian Thomas on Dec 31, 2008 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Preschool Christmas Programs Boring?

Maybe things have changed since my kids were in preschool, but the chaos that happens in those programs can be pretty freakin’ hliarious.

by Weaselmuffin on Dec 29, 2008 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

Wow

You know it is a slow season when “objectivism” surfaces in the chatter. Gotta go with Ayn Rand level of boring.

http://minormoosings.blogspot.com/

by Goyogringo on Dec 29, 2008 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

Another Czech Stop

If the folks from West, Texas placed one of these right at the midpoint between Dallas and Houston, I know it’d make my drive so much easier.

by sportsnight on Dec 29, 2008 9:47 PM CST reply actions  

Brilliant!

Mmmmm…..kolache goodness……

by Weaselmuffin on Dec 29, 2008 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

My wife loves those things...

t ball on MY - "hate the contract, don't hate the player"

by b.pate on Dec 29, 2008 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

was going to cast my vote for the

ben/brettgardner comments pissing match

but, I went with Family Guy boring

Simpsons > Family Guy

by thetudors on Dec 29, 2008 9:48 PM CST reply actions  

It's ok when you log in with

one of your other sock puppets you can vote for ben/brett

Miami bound...

by boomer1 on Dec 29, 2008 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

hurlerhurley

multiple username/personality boring.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Dec 29, 2008 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

+1

"I´d like to apologize in advance for anything that I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS."

by LSJ on Dec 29, 2008 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

+3

Your 2010 Texas Rangers starting shortstop....(see pic)

by Kinslerhomer on Dec 29, 2008 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

t it's an off season issue

I’ll be back to normal when ST gets started

by thetudors on Dec 29, 2008 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

The offseason

makes me crazy. It;s not my fault

by thetudors on Dec 29, 2008 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

mizzou just won

in OT 30-23. That was a wild game.

Good win for the Missouri Tigers and the Big 12

yay… big 12 beats the stinking ass big ten.

by thetudors on Dec 29, 2008 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

No doubt

Crazy ass game

Miami bound...

by boomer1 on Dec 29, 2008 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

OK - somewhat in depth

Lions Thanksgiving day game- Yup
ben/brettgardner comments pissing match boring – Great until they get, well, pissy.
Family Guy boring – AJM’s baiting me
“The Fountainhead” – never read it; my attention span is Anthem, which I love.
Non-baseball-related-guest – can be funny and/or insightful. Seriously.

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Dec 30, 2008 12:33 AM CST reply actions  

Hanging out with my grandma in Sherman

…in her 82 degree house boring…and miserable.

"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain

by rangerdanger on Dec 30, 2008 1:53 AM CST reply actions  

Offseason

I think the off-season has been relatively exciting because we’re past Christmas and Daniels has only made one bad trade. And it did not involve trading away young pitching. So even though the Rangers gave away Laird, their pitching staff at least will not be any worse, at least so far. Be thankful for small blessings.

by doolindalton on Dec 30, 2008 6:27 AM CST reply actions  

He still has

plenty of time to make some more trades/signings for you to moan about.

Mitch Moreland - Rangers 2009 Minor League Player of the Year

by RangerMad on Dec 30, 2008 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Watchmen boring.

If you’ve read that thing, it is dull to an extreme amount (until the last 10 or so pages, but that doesn’t make up for the other 200 pages of sheer tedium).

by FuturePants on Dec 30, 2008 8:57 AM CST reply actions  

Preschoool Christmas Programs Aren't Always Boring

See?

Muschamp seems like the kind of guy who used to beat up guys like Bob Stoops in high school.

by TheJeezus on Dec 31, 2008 8:27 AM CST reply actions  

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