The NHL, are you shitting me?
Suspending a guy indefinitely for referring to his ex-girlfriend as sloppy seconds? Really? That must be the most wussified, PC things I have ever heard of. He didn't unleash obscenities, he didn't get caught with a weapon, he wasn't using drugs. He said the league was tearing up his sloppy seconds.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/12/03/AR2008120300468.html
Just for the record, I'd hit his sloppy Seconds.
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NHL?
Huh, I didn’t even realize they were playing again….I kid, well kind of.
by cgolden on
Dec 3, 2008 9:53 AM CST
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It is fairly irrelevent.
I’d be curious how far down its ratings are. Probably somewhere after Nascar, Figure Skating, and televised Poker.
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by DJCahill on
Dec 3, 2008 9:56 AM CST
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yea no kidding
I can say I’ve seen more Nascar, poker and even college softball in the past year than I’ve watched Hockey.
Are they even on TV? I honestly can’t even remember seeing them in the guide when I scroll through channels.
by cgolden on
Dec 3, 2008 10:00 AM CST
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FSSW and MY27 air Stars hockey games.
Same as always. Versus has them for out-of-market folks, I believe.
by jwiscarson on
Dec 3, 2008 10:13 AM CST
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Isn't Nascar
like… really popular though?? I don’t know anybody that watches it AT ALL, and I feel like Sportscenter only covers it tongue-in-cheek, and I read comments like this. Who the hell watches Nascar! I’m confused…
"Holland didn’t make that kid question his swing, he made him question his career path"
by trident on
Dec 3, 2008 12:31 PM CST
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Yeah.
I’ve been told that Nascar is the largest spectator sport in the nation. Texas Motor Speedway (for instance) holds over 200,000 people.
by jwiscarson on
Dec 3, 2008 12:36 PM CST
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There are three Nascar mailboxes on my street.
I’m not kidding.
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Dec 3, 2008 12:51 PM CST
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Lot 39, 58,
and 72? Ah…you trailer-park boy, you…
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by Rodney on
Dec 3, 2008 1:52 PM CST
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hah
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by thedirkatron on
Dec 3, 2008 3:41 PM CST
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I've been to a couple races at TMS but not into it enough to watch it on TV
I know plenty of people that are huge Nascar fans though, my dad included.
by cgolden on
Dec 3, 2008 2:53 PM CST
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I don't get it either
Just let him and the guy he was talking about settle it on the ice.
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by DaheelzCM on
Dec 3, 2008 9:58 AM CST
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Yep.
Considering his teammates probably wouldn’t back up Avery because he is apparently disliked, you could probably make him pay a heavier price, and the NHL wouldn’t look like its trying to become Ice Capades.
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by DJCahill on
Dec 3, 2008 10:06 AM CST
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What a pussy move by the NHL.
I’d be insanely angry if I was Avery, though from the quotes I read from the Stars and their players in sounds like they all really hate Sean Avery. No one stood up for him at all.
Still, I don’t understand the craziness over his comments.
An opposing player is dating his ex. He’s not allowed to say shit about it? Weak.
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This Is Just The Reality
I’ll guarantee you right now that if Tony Romo, Josh Hamilton, Dirk Nowitzki or Tony Stewart got in front of a camera and said the same thing, they’d all either be suspended by their owner/team and/or by their league. This is the 21st century and no professional sports league can afford to allow its players to give the league even the hint of an NC-17 rating.
What about the families, dirkatron?!?! WHAT ABOUT THE FAMILIES?!?!
He and every other swinging dick in the NHL can talk all the shit they want during the warm-up skate, during the game, at the club or anywhere else. But getting in front of a camera and saying it is a whole new level of douchebaggery. There’s no way the NHL, NFL, MLB, NBA or NASCAR would tolerate anyone else saying this.
That being said, the NHL really should be renamed the NFSL: National Figure Skating League. Put your friggin’ whistles away and let ’em settle it on the ice fergawdsakes.
by Mister Naxal on
Dec 3, 2008 2:38 PM CST
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I'd hit it
two times
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on
Dec 3, 2008 10:01 AM CST
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You like sloppy seconds too?
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
by TheBZA on
Dec 3, 2008 10:10 AM CST
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Doesn't everybody?
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by thedirkatron on
Dec 3, 2008 10:11 AM CST
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Wouldnt
that kind of be sloppy thirds?
by Michael Cave on
Dec 3, 2008 10:22 AM CST
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For that piece, I'd stand in line for three days
by cgolden on
Dec 3, 2008 10:55 AM CST
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Any chick, no matter how hot
is just some dudes sloppy seconds.
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by DJCahill on
Dec 3, 2008 10:56 AM CST
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Uh, oh.
Cahill just admitted to never pulling a girls’ card.
Sucks, man.
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by thedirkatron on
Dec 3, 2008 11:00 AM CST
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Huh?
Why put all that time and effort into training and development, when you can just get an experienced veteran via free agency?
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by Chaim Witz on
Dec 3, 2008 11:52 AM CST
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Card pulling
Highly overrated…
Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.
by Brian Thomas on
Dec 3, 2008 12:39 PM CST
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Oh, Carter Thomas. We disagree on oh so many things.
But even you’d agree it’s something every red blooded American male should do at least once, right?
Just cause?
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Dec 3, 2008 12:51 PM CST
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Sure, as long as you're a teenager
I guess I am opining on the absurdity of Jihadis and their 72 virgins pipe dream.
Pun intended.
Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.
by Brian Thomas on
Dec 3, 2008 1:59 PM CST
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Yeah
if you’re 18-20 pulling a card is great. Then you start to value experience. Just not too much experience, maybe…
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by t ball on
Dec 3, 2008 2:48 PM CST
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heh
Yah, that can go the other way.
And I’m not saying it’s my preferred destination, just I place I think I’d feel remiss if I hadn’t visited at least once in my life.
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Dec 3, 2008 3:43 PM CST
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Experience ... hmmmm
Maybe proficiency?
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Dec 3, 2008 6:50 PM CST
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This is just another reason why
Hockey makes absolutely no sense to me at all.
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by lonestarJon on
Dec 3, 2008 10:02 AM CST
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Yeah, you can punch a guy in the face...
but refer to a girl as sloppy seconds, you’re suspended.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
by benmor78 on
Dec 3, 2008 10:13 AM CST
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exactly
that makes perfect sense!
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Dec 3, 2008 11:10 AM CST
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Honestly, I thought...
the NHL basically said, “we will suspend you the next time you get out of line, no matter the offense.”
Avery was a really stupid sign by Brett Hull and Les Jackson. As evidenced by the comments from his teammates, nobody on the team really likes him.
I would liken him to a Dennis Rodman type character, who’s good, but whose attitude is so far from the norm that the league doesn’t know how to handle him.
by jwiscarson on
Dec 3, 2008 10:16 AM CST
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I honestly don't follow the NHL much anymore
what has Avery done in the past?
I understand he is a tool and a douchenozzle, but has he actually done anything?
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by DJCahill on
Dec 3, 2008 10:18 AM CST
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avery
allegedly called a black player a “monkey”, arguments with coaches, stood in front of a goalie waving his arms around to block his view.
basically he seems like an all around dbag.
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by rentz on
Dec 3, 2008 10:31 AM CST
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also said something about french canadian players being pansies and wearing face shields
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on
Dec 3, 2008 10:31 AM CST
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Yeah,
he sounds like a DBag, but all those offenses sound so vanilla after some of the things done in other sports. He hasn’t clocked anyone with a chair, or participated in a murder, or Run hundreds of pounds of drugs like they do in major sports.
The NHL needs to get more creative if this is the best they can do for a thug.
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by DJCahill on
Dec 3, 2008 10:33 AM CST
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To elaborate
The goalie incident lead to a rule being created, which is named after him.
During an April 13, 2008 first round playoff game against the New Jersey Devils, Avery used a controversial tactic to screen the opposing goaltender. While essentially ignoring the play on the ice when his team had a two-man advantage, Avery faced Martin Brodeur and waved his hands and stick in front of Brodeur in an attempt to distract him and block his view. Although not illegal, many NHL commentators and players described Avery’s actions as unsportsmanlike. The following day, the NHL issued an interpretation of the league’s unsportsmanlike conduct rule to cover actions such as the one employed by Avery. Following the Rangers victory in Game 5 of the series, Avery reached for Brodeur’s hand, but Brodeur did not reciprocate.
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
by TheBZA on
Dec 3, 2008 10:35 AM CST
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So what he did wasn't against the rules
but they changed it to make it against the rules? Kind of like Emmitt taking off his helmet?
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by DJCahill on
Dec 3, 2008 10:45 AM CST
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Pretty much.
Not trying to defend or blast him, just thought it was more noteworthy than rentz original description.
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
by TheBZA on
Dec 3, 2008 10:55 AM CST
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stood in front of a goalie waving his arms around to block his view.
which was not illegal at the time.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on
Dec 3, 2008 11:11 AM CST
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And very funny
"Colt mccoy sucks, mack brown needs to be fired." - Longhorn
by DaheelzCM on
Dec 3, 2008 11:13 AM CST
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Yep
Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.
by Brian Thomas on
Dec 3, 2008 12:41 PM CST
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didnt say it was
just listing some things that pissed off the hockey people.
sure the guy seems like a jackass, but he’s not raping puppys or anything
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by rentz on
Dec 3, 2008 11:37 AM CST
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In the grand scheme of things
it really isn’t anything serious. Like you said, he’s just a douche. It’s just that being a douche doesn’t play well in a league where you’re supposed to let your game do the talking for you (or so the players say).
I think the Rodman comp is pretty accurate, although Rodman did have a few outbursts that were rather indefensible. It’s just that the NHL doesn’t know how to deal with a guy who doesn’t fit the mold of their typical player (who handles everything on the ice).
by jwiscarson on
Dec 3, 2008 12:30 PM CST
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Suspend Cahill
I am offended by vulgarity in the title of his post.
"Colt mccoy sucks, mack brown needs to be fired." - Longhorn
by DaheelzCM on
Dec 3, 2008 10:17 AM CST
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And having the great satan as his avatar is clearly a violation of LSB's user agreement.
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Dec 3, 2008 10:50 AM CST
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One Day
Clint will direct Mighty Morphin Power Rangers or some other fine franchise that is at your entertainment level, and then you will see his greatness.
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Dec 3, 2008 10:53 AM CST
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lol
I was more of a Ninja Turtles fan. Never got into the MMPR. I think that was the generation of kids behind me.
BTW, I saw Transformers on cable the other night and it absolutely does not hold up well on TV. Seeing shit blow up on the big screen is always fun, but the action and explosions are not as impressive on TV and without all the fiery robotic distractions all you seem to notice is the Labuff. He fucking sucks so bad. I couldn’t even make it through to the big robot fight at the end.
Still about 7 million times better than MDB, though.
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Dec 3, 2008 10:59 AM CST
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Worst.... dialouge........ ever
That movie was painful. And I loved Transformers growing up.
I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.
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Dec 3, 2008 11:04 AM CST
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Shhh
when it came out, thedirkatron raved about it.
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Dec 3, 2008 11:05 AM CST
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Hell yah!
It was fun as hell in the theaters, and it ends with a dude making out with that one tatted up skank actress chick on top of a sentient robot car while a bunch of other sentient robot cars sit around watching!
How can you beat that?
And, yah, BZA is right. The dialogue and the Labuffness of that movie are terrible. It’s nigh unwatchable even as a late night cable treat. Giant robot fighting movies should never be shown outside of the theater.
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by thedirkatron on
Dec 3, 2008 11:19 AM CST
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first paragraph
very disturbing. Though not as disturbing as defening this movie.
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by t ball on
Dec 3, 2008 2:50 PM CST
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defending, oops.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on
Dec 3, 2008 2:51 PM CST
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You actually watched that movie twice?
Who has 2 thumbs and is dumbfounded?
This guy.
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by Brian Thomas on
Dec 3, 2008 12:45 PM CST
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I got through about 20 minutes of it.
The scenes with Labuff trying to act and talk to that tatted up skank were cringe inducing.
Still 7 billion times better than MDB.
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So i guess this is a testament to Avery's
intelligence, or lack thereof. Elisha freaking Cuthbert? Great idea giving her up….dumbass
by Michael Cave on
Dec 3, 2008 10:23 AM CST
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According to my fantasy
dating hockey league information, he’s also tapped Rachel Hunter…why stop at Cuthbert then? Guy’s a pimp.
by slimshadty12 on
Dec 3, 2008 10:51 AM CST
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Stacy's Mom...
…has got it goin’ on!
I miss 1989. I miss 1996. Please make me miss another season in 2008.
by Chaim Witz on
Dec 3, 2008 11:57 AM CST
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Dad joke after dad joke ...
This is an exciting time in my life.
The LSB CPP's are in full bloom.
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Dec 3, 2008 12:43 PM CST
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Wonder if the fact that the incident took place in Canada has anything to do with it … considering the hate-speech smackdown the Canadian Human Rights Commission can inflict up there.
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Dec 3, 2008 10:29 AM CST
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That would only be a concern...
if “sloppy seconds” were a protected class.
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Dec 3, 2008 10:38 AM CST
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+1
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Dec 3, 2008 11:12 AM CST
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Only a matter
of time.
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I think this should become an
Elisha Cuthbert picture thread.
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Dec 3, 2008 10:37 AM CST
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Ya know, that's really the only reason I keep checking this thread at it as more comments come in
To see if someone had suggested this very idea yet.
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Like this?

Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.
"BTW I’m officially welching ab03. Yeah I planned too all along, but I figured I’d try to get off the hook with double or nothing first."- Sharky
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She's super overrated. She's skinny and blonde. But everyone looks good in those photoshopped glamourshot spreads.
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and here.
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Dec 3, 2008 10:54 AM CST
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But she is such a great actress
or something. Everytime I saw her in 24 she just sucked the life out of the scene.
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Her career really took off after 24, too.
I’m pretty sure she’s the biggest young star in Hollywood right now.
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Good lord
that says a lot about the suckitude of young stars in Hollywood.
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I don't know about super overrated
If that’s super overrated then so is Jessica Alba. Nice body, but a pretty vanilla face IMO.
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Dec 3, 2008 11:03 AM CST
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Most girls
who aren’t grossly overweight, can look good with professional makeup and lighting.
Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.
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Dec 3, 2008 11:11 AM CST
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after going to a small, liberal arts school in north texas
i disagree wholeheartedly with this comment.
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Most chicks at small, liberal arts school
have no idea what makeup or lighting is.
Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.
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Dec 3, 2008 11:24 AM CST
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Rollins College begs to differ.
Good god were those chicks incredible.
But Florida is awesome in general when it comes to chicks, so…
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Dec 3, 2008 11:47 AM CST
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heh
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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AC, right?
Count UD up there as well my friend hahaha
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ya AC
there were some ok ones, but the fact that there were more 9 or 10s in my high school graduating class of 54 than in my colleges freshman class of 350+ is insane.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Dec 3, 2008 4:22 PM CST
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That link doesn't work.
But this one does.
Like Cahill grumpily said, most girls who aren’t grossly overweight, can look good with professional makeup and lighting.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
There are two kinds of men in this world: Men who make jump throws, and men who wish that they were Derek Jeter so that they could make jump throws.
by thedirkatron on
Dec 3, 2008 11:15 AM CST
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hooray
for professional makeup and lighting!
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on
Dec 3, 2008 11:17 AM CST
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Amen.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
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by thedirkatron on
Dec 3, 2008 11:19 AM CST
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Based on that picture
they have yet to consummate their relationship. That Neanderthal would split her in two.
by robert_d_wilfong on
Dec 3, 2008 11:20 AM CST
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From the same site
"Colt mccoy sucks, mack brown needs to be fired." - Longhorn
by DaheelzCM on
Dec 3, 2008 11:58 AM CST
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Makeup
One of the greatest inventions ever…
In Smoak We Trust
by Smoak Some on
Dec 3, 2008 1:23 PM CST
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Hell no
Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.
by Brian Thomas on
Dec 3, 2008 1:52 PM CST
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Makeup and don't forget
about beer.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
by Josey Wales on
Dec 3, 2008 11:01 PM CST
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Prior to all of the gratuitous objectification...
…this was a hilarious post, DJC
Dreaming of 2009
by RangerMoto on
Dec 3, 2008 11:29 AM CST
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I can't help it.
I’m a huge fan of gratuitous objectification.
Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.
"BTW I’m officially welching ab03. Yeah I planned too all along, but I figured I’d try to get off the hook with double or nothing first."- Sharky
by DJCahill on
Dec 3, 2008 11:33 AM CST
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I posted that...
…sort of tongue-in-cheek. Objectify away!
Dreaming of 2009
by RangerMoto on
Dec 3, 2008 4:36 PM CST
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Come on, Moto. Objectify.
It’s fun. All of the cool kids are doing it.
Or so I hear…
*Hangs head in shame and goes back to searching Adult Friend Finder in hopes of finally one day securing a date with an actual still-alive human woman*
The 40 Trumps All!!!
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by thedirkatron on
Dec 3, 2008 11:49 AM CST
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Is OKCupid popular in SC?
Dreaming of 2009
by RangerMoto on
Dec 3, 2008 4:36 PM CST
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I have never heard of it.
Please tell me it’s something that helps single pathetic baseball-loving d-bags get hot girlfriends? Preferably with cheerleading experience and/or uniforms? Cause that’d be awesome. Not for me, of course. For this friend of mine that I know. Me, I get sexy ladies all the time. In fact, I’m getting laid right now. Yes.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
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by thedirkatron on
Dec 3, 2008 5:36 PM CST
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Eh...
…it might only be an NYC/SF thing, but check it out: http://www.okcupid.com
A couple of my straight friends have had success with their matching algorithms. If nothing else, the concept is fascinating.
Dreaming of 2009
by RangerMoto on
Dec 3, 2008 7:20 PM CST
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Nobody knows the real reason Avery is hilarious
he called Martin Brodeur fatso after MB refused to shake his hand after the stick waving incident.
"Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds."
by Maximilian on
Dec 3, 2008 11:56 AM CST
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quotes from the article
Avery was suspended indefinitely by commissioner Gary Bettman for making “inappropriate public comments, not pertaining to the game.”
so lets get this straight. nothing was said about the refs? nothing about the other players? nothing about his team? nothing about his management? nothing about the NHL sucking? ….nope
Reporters were waiting to speak with Avery about disparaging remarks he’d made last month about Flames star Jarome Iginla when Avery walked over to the group and asked if there was a camera present. When told there was, he said, “I’m just going to say one thing.”
“I’m really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada,” he said. “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my (former girlfriends). I don’t know what that’s about, but enjoy the game tonight.” He then walked out of the locker room.
this is the most insane suspension in the history of professional sports.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on
Dec 3, 2008 12:16 PM CST
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wait the post didnt have the full quote
“I’m really happy to be back in Calgary. I love Canada,” the Stars forward said. "I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds.
“I don’t know what that’s about, but enjoy the game tonight.”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on
Dec 3, 2008 12:38 PM CST
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Yah, I mean it came out that Shaq had started doing Kobe's wife after the Colorado incident and Kobe made a sloppy second remark about Shaq you really think the NBA would suspend Kobe?
Hell no. They’d be playing the clip over and over and scrambling to find a way to schedule more Lakers-Heat games this season.
Stern might be evil, but he understand that the athletes and their personalities can do major things to promote a sport.
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by thedirkatron on
Dec 3, 2008 12:56 PM CST
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You really think that the NBA would suspend Kobe or Shaq?
Hell, i’m sure one of these two could punch someone right in the face during a game and just get a slap on the rist by Stern. One of the reasons I can’t stand that league
In Smoak We Trust
by Smoak Some on
Dec 3, 2008 1:12 PM CST
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Read
that’s what he’s saying
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on
Dec 3, 2008 1:16 PM CST
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Oh, I know
Just a figure of speech that I like to do
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by Smoak Some on
Dec 3, 2008 1:19 PM CST
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your last line is telling
anyway, shaq’s rap is probably pretty similar and he didn’t get suspended so you could say the NHL is more strict than the NBA. Of course, the NBA didn’t let players wear sleeves for absolutely no reason.
whatever, I wouldn’t have minded if the nba had suspended shaq for that. i don’t think any of these decisions have much of an impact to the overall quality of the product, good or bad.
only rule that’s related that does get me mad are celebrating rules.
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
by ab03 on
Dec 3, 2008 1:17 PM CST
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Well
How the NBA markets it league now, its about the players, not the teams. People now pay to go see the players, not the teams. Thats why when you see promos for the NBA, they usually say something like, “Its Kobe (and the Lakers) vs. Wade (and the Heat)! Tonight!”
If the NBA had suspended Shaq, people then wouldn’t have gone to the game, since many want to go see him play. They suspend him, its lost money for them
Thats why no superstar in the NBA will ever get suspended for more than a couple of games
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by Smoak Some on
Dec 3, 2008 1:22 PM CST
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so
maybe the nhl needs to do a better job marketing its players. and actually it probably does.
still, that probably wouldnt’ save avery who insists that that the nhl should market players like him: guys with a mean streak that love to gab. and i could see lots of reasons why you wouldn’t do that.
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
by ab03 on
Dec 3, 2008 1:26 PM CST
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They got the players
Crosby, Ovechkin, Iginla, Malkin, Morrow, Modano, Datsyuk, Thornton, Lidstrom, Broduer, and others.
Its mainly the Verus contact that they did. Not many homes in the United States get that channel. Its very difficult to market your players on that channel. And ESPN isn’t going to show any hockey highlights, because that sport is not bring money into its business, so they don’t need to care about it. Bettman was an idiot for not trying to stay with ESPN…
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by Smoak Some on
Dec 3, 2008 1:45 PM CST
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well, as Avery puts it
Iginla is a “boring” player. Technically the NHL does market those players (albeit poorly). I think Avery would consider a lot of the players on your list boring and he thinks he’s much more marketable.
I think he is wrong.
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
by ab03 on
Dec 3, 2008 1:47 PM CST
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Avery
It just shows me how much of a selfish player he is. Iginla is one of the most popular players in the league, one who can score goals, make pretty passes, and is not afraid to drop the gloves every once in a while. Avery’s just pissed that hes not the one being marketed.
And yeah, the NHL does a HORRIBLE job in marketing its players. At least now they’re understanding what Crosby is doing with the league. Now they are at least trying to market him (like in that GHWT commerical a couple of weeks ago with those other players from around different leagues). But then again, a few years ago, the NHL decided to change it scheduling and thus, Pittsburg wasn’t going to come to some cities and play there. Smart decision right there Bettman
I remember it took him like 2 years to come play here at the AAC. Hell, I was at that game, and it was sold out, and you saw a lot of Crosby jerseys
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by Smoak Some on
Dec 3, 2008 1:54 PM CST
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Can you imagine what Bettman would do
to Shaq after his “Kobe, Tell me how my Ass tastes” rap made youtube?
Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.
"BTW I’m officially welching ab03. Yeah I planned too all along, but I figured I’d try to get off the hook with double or nothing first."- Sharky
by DJCahill on
Dec 3, 2008 2:08 PM CST
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so
do people think he would have gotten suspended if he had said everything exactly as is but said “past girlfriends” instead of “sloppy seconds”
i don’t. so, I’m not going to be pushing all that hard to defend my right to use “sloppy seconds” in the press.
have some class, pretend you didn’t grow up in a trailer park
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
by ab03 on
Dec 3, 2008 12:55 PM CST
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What the hell do you mean about growing up in a trailer park, you smarmy prick?
One of my best friends growing up lived in a trailer park.
Asshole.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
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by thedirkatron on
Dec 3, 2008 12:58 PM CST
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are you making a point?
or are you really offended? because i’m not taking it back.
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
by ab03 on
Dec 3, 2008 1:14 PM CST
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I was making a point. (Though I was good friends with a dude who livd in a trailer park growing up.)
But for someone who so badly wants everything in the whole world to be sanitized and 100% PC you sure do throw bigoted stereotype-based pejoratives around pretty freely.
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by thedirkatron on
Dec 3, 2008 1:32 PM CST
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see the distinction below
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
by ab03 on
Dec 3, 2008 1:35 PM CST
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I did. I was unimpressed.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
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by thedirkatron on
Dec 3, 2008 1:36 PM CST
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Trailer parks
I lived the first two years of my life in a trailer park. In Alabama. And yes, the trailer park was hit by a tornado while I lived there- one of the “Super Outbreak” tornadoes in April, 1974, in fact.
Yet somehow I survived my white-trash upbringing to become an intelligent, thoughtful adult… :)
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on
Dec 3, 2008 2:20 PM CST
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ab03 says that's unpossible.
He says shave the mullet, stop beating your wife, and get off foodstamps while you’re at it.
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by thedirkatron on
Dec 3, 2008 3:45 PM CST
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i fucked your mom
how’s that for pc
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by ab03 on
Dec 3, 2008 5:01 PM CST
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LOL.
Nice.
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by thedirkatron on
Dec 3, 2008 5:32 PM CST
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You too?!
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on
Dec 3, 2008 6:29 PM CST
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Hey, let's get off of mothers... cause ab03 just got off of mine!!!
Hey-Oh!!!
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by thedirkatron on
Dec 3, 2008 9:41 PM CST
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LOL
I was just teasing ab03- though the story is 100% true. As it turned out, me and my parents got really lucky as regards the tornado- the one that hit our trailer park was an F3, and missed our trailer entirely. The county next to ours got hit by two F5’s the same night.
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by RCCook on
Dec 3, 2008 7:04 PM CST
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also
i don’t want a sanitized world. If bettman had ignored it, that would have been fine by me as well. I can just see the reasons behind enforcing it. he’s the commissioner, he can run the league the way he wants. to not allow a term like sloppy seconds into the league isn’t a bad policy, pretty defensible (especially given the circumstances of who said it), and one that i find kind of ridiculous to make a huge fuss over. Are we going to next defend a player’s right to use “gypped?”
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
by ab03 on
Dec 3, 2008 1:37 PM CST
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You have a problem with the word "Gypped"?
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by thedirkatron on
Dec 3, 2008 1:43 PM CST
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offensive to gypsies
but substitute any offensive word in there. maybe just focus on words degrading to women
slut
whore
cunt
Should we be up in arms if Bettman suspended someone for those words?
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by ab03 on
Dec 3, 2008 1:46 PM CST
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"Slut" is ok
It is kind of like the words “sucks,” which used to be profane but has since been rendered innocuous by an increasingly more sophisticated society.
Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.
by Brian Thomas on
Dec 3, 2008 1:50 PM CST
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heh
all those words might eventually be ok or might even be ok now
I just dont’ think it’s so ok that it’s outlandish for bettman to ban it. I think a significant portion of society (or even hockey fans) would get upset by those terms such that “banning” them in more formal settings isn’t that big of a deal
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
by ab03 on
Dec 3, 2008 1:53 PM CST
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As far as "cunt" goes
I take a page out of Corrado Soprano’s book.
I reserve the term for men, preferably preceded by the word “motherless.”
Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.
by Brian Thomas on
Dec 3, 2008 2:02 PM CST
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and before we debate the problems of gypped
i just want to say, again, i don’t care. i use it in informal conversations, I don’t in formal settings. You can do whatever you want with it.
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
by ab03 on
Dec 3, 2008 1:49 PM CST
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Gypped
Is that like when you pay 9.50 to see Transformers: The Movie?
Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither.
by Brian Thomas on
Dec 3, 2008 1:51 PM CST
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I use my college ID. I get in for 5.50!
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by thedirkatron on
Dec 3, 2008 3:40 PM CST
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exactly
what does where you grew up have to do with class?
answer: jack.
i know ppl that grew up in highland park that have no class
i know ppl that grew up VERY underpriviliged and have a lot of class
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Dec 3, 2008 1:15 PM CST
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you've certainly shown me the light
correction: “act like you didn’t grow up in highland park”
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
by ab03 on
Dec 3, 2008 1:18 PM CST
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btw
objection to this comment on a message board where the point of the comment has nothing to do with the disposition of trailer park dwellers is PC run amok.
objection to “sloppy seconds” in a semi-workplace environment isn’t nearly as bad.
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
by ab03 on
Dec 3, 2008 1:29 PM CST
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I think the fact
that a phrase as innocuous as “sloppy seconds” is being banned is precisely the issue.
This is the definition of PC jackassery by the NHL.
Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.
"BTW I’m officially welching ab03. Yeah I planned too all along, but I figured I’d try to get off the hook with double or nothing first."- Sharky
by DJCahill on
Dec 3, 2008 1:06 PM CST
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bah
who cares. he can say it all he wants to his friends in a bar. he plays in a league where he can punch people. the league is basically saying don’t use that word in a formal setting like a press interview. If I were him, I just wouldn’t worry about it.
maybe i’d get mad that i didn’t know the rules going in but that’s about it. it’s a pretty gross, sexist term.
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
by ab03 on
Dec 3, 2008 1:14 PM CST
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The league is basicly saying
they are PC lunatics.
Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.
"BTW I’m officially welching ab03. Yeah I planned too all along, but I figured I’d try to get off the hook with double or nothing first."- Sharky
by DJCahill on
Dec 3, 2008 1:29 PM CST
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i don't know your work situation
but could you really use the term “sloppy seconds” in a meeting with other women present? it’s not exactly the same situation because you can’t punch coworkers but it’s not like this is unreasonable compared to other work places. I don’t think journalists could use that word on tv. I don’t think sports analysts can use that word on tv.
And I don’t think that this is evidence that the line has been moved. If you had asked me prior, I could have told you that wouldnt’ be allowed.
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
by ab03 on
Dec 3, 2008 1:32 PM CST
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My work situation
is such that I can’t check people into the walls either.
Maybe it would be a better workplace if we could, but we can’t.
It’s apples and oranges.
Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.
"BTW I’m officially welching ab03. Yeah I planned too all along, but I figured I’d try to get off the hook with double or nothing first."- Sharky
by DJCahill on
Dec 3, 2008 1:37 PM CST
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so it's beyond any comparison
i understand that you think that since you can have fights, they should be allowed to act like animals. we’ve had this conversation before. but i think you can still maintain some class within a highly physical sport like this. i’m not going to fault the man for trying.
it’s not even a question of class, either. sloppy seconds is kind of an offensive term. i’m surprised that nobody has acknowledged that much. i get that violence can be just as bad as sexuality but that doesn’t mean that acceptance of one and non acceptance of the other is hypocritical.
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Dec 3, 2008 1:40 PM CST
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Cuthbert
Bettman probably suspended Avery because Bettman must have been hittin Cuthbert as well, and he didn’t like to be referred to as “sloppy seconds”
But in seriousness, can someone in their right mind please fire Bettman? He is the reason for the downfall of hockey. Early in the 90s, right after the NYR won the cup, everyone was talking about how this was now one of the top sports league in the US (after the NFL, mainly because of the baseball strike and the retirement of Jordan in NBA), but now no one cares about it. This man is the reason. Does no one get it that every arena he goes to no one cheers for him but boos his ass off?
I do like the conspiracy that is going around with him. See, Bettman use to work for the NBA. Some believe that Stern secretly is paying him to drive down the NHL so Stern’s league can get all the press and the glory.
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by Smoak Some on
Dec 3, 2008 1:18 PM CST
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It is absolutely amazing to me
someone who has done such a craptastic job as Bettman has kept the job as long as he has.
The NHL under Bettman has been a long series of worse and worse TV contracts.
Next stop is probably QVC with them selling pucks and sticks while the game is going on.
Nolan Ryan is the Greatest Pitcher ever, because Google says so.
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Dec 3, 2008 1:29 PM CST
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Mainly because Bettman is installing owners in the league
That support him. Hes taking away the owners that are a threat to him and his job. Thats why he attack the NYR owners this pass summer and suspended the Ducks owner as well (even though that own had some shadely business dealings).
Also, by putting a cap on the league, hes saving the owners money, so why get rid of him?
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Dec 3, 2008 1:49 PM CST
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suspended the Ducks owner
what?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
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Dec 3, 2008 2:09 PM CST
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All right here
http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Hockey/NHL/Anaheim/2008/06/25/5979926-sun.html
Anaheim Ducks owner Henry Samueli now has a lot more to worry about than the Maple Leafs coming after his general manager Brian Burke.
National Hockey League commissioner Gary Bettman suspended Samueli yesterday after he pleaded guilty to one count of making a false statement to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.
Sentencing by the U.S. Federal District Court is scheduled for Aug. 18 and Samueli could face seven-figure fines and imprisonment. The NHL will review Samueli’s status after sentencing
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by Smoak Some on
Dec 3, 2008 3:15 PM CST
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heh
cuban is lucky
how do you suspend the OWNER lol
i hope they try to suspend one of the teams thats owned by someone located somewhere else – like the mariners when they were owned by the group from japan
mlb: “your suspended – do not attend any games”
ownership: “uh…ok?”
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on
Dec 3, 2008 4:24 PM CST
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btw
cahill’s top photo is one of the most airbrushed i’ve ever seen. I’m not even sure that she needed to wear any makeup for that
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
by ab03 on
Dec 3, 2008 1:27 PM CST
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It's Not About PC, It's About Family Friendliness
All y’all who are so quick to tag this situation as another example of political correctness run amok are missing the true culprit here. This isn’t some kind of liberal conspiracy to make athletes limit their off-field/out-of-arena/off-ice comments to the orphans they read to and their latest crocheting projects.
It’s about business. Specifically, it’s all about keeping up the image that most North American professional sports leagues have of being “family-friendly”.
Look at baseball. If you’ve ever been to a game at Fenway Park or Wrigley Field, you know it’s a whole different cultural experience from The Ballpark. Both of those places were built for midgets to sit in the seats and smell of decades’ worth of piss and farts. I also love seeing games at both parks on the rare occasion I have the chance. There are no dot races, no kids on the jumbotron and no promotions for families with children. It’s just about baseball.
Now look at The Ballpark. It’s cavernous, a hell of a lot more comfortable than either Fenway or Wrigley, it doesn’t smell like a gas station bathroom and everything is about promoting the Rangers and going to a baseball game as a family experience. From the dot races and the birthday parade on the Jumbotron to having kids run the bases after the game and get fireworks shot for them when the hit homers in the whiffle ball park, it’s not baseball so much as it’s a family entertainment experience. I believe Tom Hicks said that at some point in time.
The Ballpark is the face of MLB that Bud Selig loves. Likewise, every other major professional sports league in the U.S. holds itself out as being family entertainment. Yes, even the NHL. Why? Bringing the kids along means more butts in seats, more concessions sales and more merchandise sales.
This isn’t about political correctness. It’s a failing business model (the NHL) marketing a product with no heartbeat (the “New NHL”) to a sporting public that increasingly is more interested in spending their entertainment dollars elsewhere. Their fear is that if Sean Avery is running around talking about his sloppy seconds that they will lose their family fanbase.
That’s not being PC. That’s being desperate for business.
It’s too bad Bettman suspended him when he did. I was looking forward to Phaneuf making a yard sale out of him.
by Mister Naxal on
Dec 3, 2008 3:13 PM CST
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family friendly?
when there are FIGHTS on the ice, often multiple times?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on
Dec 3, 2008 4:24 PM CST
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I've never really been a fan of her looks...
I think the Avery situation is pathetic, that they’d suspend him for that comment (the league). If the Stars wanted to do that in-house, fine…but they didn’t. The league did. I know the NHL and NFL are different beasts, but if PacMan Jones is still able to set a foot on an NFL field and actually get paid for doing anything other than mowing the grass…there is NO way Avery should be fined or suspended.
On the flipside, I believe as talented as he is and as hurt as our team is right now, Avery is a cancer and a failed experiment thus far and will probably not live up to his contract…and I’d love to wash our hands of him right now.
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by Walter Sobchak on
Dec 3, 2008 3:17 PM CST
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I agree
These sports leagues are getting ridiculous. The NFL is getting out of hand with it’s ridiculous attempts to take all the money guys like Vick have ever earned (taking back signing bonuses) and what not. And the decisions on these conduct issues are awfully damn arbitrary (as all the furor over Matt Jones initially not getting suspended over his coke illustrated). There’s no way Pac Man should be up for a lifetime ban his next offense either. The Avery suspension is born out of the same strict mindset that is punishing Pac Man.
I just wonder where the PA’s are on this. It’s getting to be a easy way for teams to rid themselves of contracts they dont want. I read the conduct clause in Avery’s contract and it’s pretty much a blank check. If they wanted to technically the teams could void contracts because a guy was being rowdy in a bar, or just was overheard cursing by a passerby.
I’m glad the NFLPA is suing over the recent roids suspensions. It’s not what I would like to see sued over, but the NFL is just getting out of control acting like they control these guys life earnings, and even if they arbitrarily deem them to have slipped up can go after all their past earnings as well.
Oh and for the record, Cuthbert is hot..a hell of a lot hotter than your lindsey lohans and Britney Spears..
by Sharky on
Dec 4, 2008 4:51 PM CST
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But, btw
I read some blog stating “doesnt the NHL need the publicity of a few flamboyant guys more than ever, why on earth did they suspend this guy”. To me thats like wow, it went right over your head. This is only a story BECAUSE they suspended him. And it bought the NHL the most publicity they’ve had in a long time.
If he just made the comments and wasnt suspended, it never would have been a “story” at all and would have generated zero publicity.
But I dont get the Stars either, apparently, I read a DMN article on this Avery guy before the incident and he’s quiet a character. Didn’t they know what they were getting into? Sure they did, and apparently it’s what they wanted (fire, motivation etc) Seems pretty hypocritical the way they are tut-tutting now.
by Sharky on
Dec 4, 2008 4:58 PM CST
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Update - 6 games for Avery
That’s when you know you’re desperate for publicity.
This is an exciting time in my life.
The LSB CPP's are in full bloom.
by Chase Irwin on
Dec 5, 2008 6:35 PM CST
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