Congrats to 1man5tools

by Adam J. Morris on Feb 8, 2008 5:05 PM CST in News

Congrats to 1man5tools, who was the winner in the "best excuse for Pedro being photographed at a cockfight" contest...

The winning excuse:

I do not approve of Cockfighting in any way I was drunk and confused I am now checking into rehab to fight the terrible disease of alcoholism. I am actually a victim here, Thank you for your prayers.

Honorable mention goes to tricer, with "I wasn't cock fighting...I just have a wide stance."

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1man5tools won this contest has just a hint of irony to it, doesn't it?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on Feb 8, 2008 5:06 PM CST reply actions

x

1man5tools is so underrated. sure he had some bad posts recently but before that he was pretty funny and witty and he's had a long history of adequate posts on NMLR

by ab03 on Feb 8, 2008 5:16 PM CST up reply actions

Boooo

Demand a recount!

Obama - ??? 2008 : He's not Hillary

by RangerMoto on Feb 8, 2008 5:11 PM CST reply actions

+1

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it. ~Rogers Hornsby

by RangerMad on Feb 8, 2008 5:55 PM CST reply actions

We all know

You just chose the second because it was about a Republican (gay, aka Democrat). Not because it was funny.

Remember when Eli owned miles? Ooh, that was an epic all-timer. Seems like it was just yesterday..

by Sharky on Feb 8, 2008 6:26 PM CST reply actions

really?

not down with those Log Cabin guys? that's unfortunate

by ab03 on Feb 8, 2008 6:53 PM CST up reply actions

Well done

by another smart Beatles fan.

A working class hero is something to be.

by t ball on Feb 8, 2008 6:28 PM CST reply actions

You know tricer's...

should have won. AJM just went with 1man5tools' because he is named after his favorite player.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Feb 8, 2008 6:54 PM CST reply actions

+ 1

The Exorcist remake is being filmed at Miles house during the Super Bowl. Starring Miles as Regan and Sharky as the Priest.

by LAMuscleFag on Feb 8, 2008 7:21 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah,

this is one of the excuses that didn't make me chuckle. What a shame.

Ummm, I got nothing good to put here right now, that sucks!

by NYTXFAN on Feb 8, 2008 7:05 PM CST reply actions

Thank you all very much

And to those of you who didn't like my post maybe yall just didn't read it write, and also suck it.

"They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games." -Casey Stengel

by 1man5tools @ Lone Star Ball on Feb 8, 2008 7:10 PM CST reply actions

Here's your prize

http://tinyurl.com/2ab3yg

I See Black People

by shroomer on Feb 8, 2008 7:24 PM CST up reply actions

oh yeah,

congrats by the way:(

Ummm, I got nothing good to put here right now, that sucks!

by NYTXFAN on Feb 8, 2008 7:25 PM CST up reply actions

I'm an idiot

Right not write, damn.

"They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games." -Casey Stengel

by 1man5tools @ Lone Star Ball on Feb 8, 2008 7:34 PM CST up reply actions

you said it not me,

Hey we all make mistakes. Get some sleep and try again later.

Ummm, I got nothing good to put here right now, that sucks!

by NYTXFAN on Feb 8, 2008 8:00 PM CST up reply actions

One question.

I thought 1man5tools IS tricer ??

'At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any.' Erk Russell / Georgia Southern

by Ed Coffin on Feb 8, 2008 7:50 PM CST reply actions

Naww Ed

All of my multiple personalities post under the same username.

I do think 1man5tools is pretty funny though, I guess we have a similar sense of humor.

Pedro: "I wasn't cockfighting, I just have a wide stance."

by tricer on Feb 8, 2008 8:43 PM CST up reply actions

OT: weird recruiting day story

of a lie gone terribly wrong

http://tinyurl.com/2x969h

made me think of someone on this board

incidentally, it sucks that he got found out but worse that he gets called out for it by the jackass Woj.

by ab03 on Feb 8, 2008 7:54 PM CST reply actions

I've heard a lot about this kid...

on sports radio here in Utah. Pretty crazy...set up his own press confrence and everything. Apparently everyone in his little town was really pumped, kinda funny.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Feb 8, 2008 8:01 PM CST up reply actions