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Fantasy Baseball Name

Here is an appeal to the LSB community: I need a fantasy baseball team name.

Forever, I've used "Sweet Sassy Molassey" after the Ray Romano SportsCenter sketch on SNL some years ago. But now, I need something better. Edgier.

It has to be 20 characters or fewer, and I'd prefer it to be both clever and slightly offensive. One suggestion was "Pee Alou-ver My Hands", but that's too long. But you get the point.

I would be very, very grateful to the provider of the name. I'll even make my signature "[insert name here] is a golden god."

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