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Game 11 game day thread

Toronto Blue Jays at Texas Rangers, Apr 12, 2008 7:05 PM CDT


Sitting at .500, with Luis Mendoza going up against Roy Halladay...not a matchup that fills you with confidence...

Go Rangers...

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no Bradley

today = no win for the Rangers.

"Why do you think you're baseball jesus?" AirJordan to LonestarJon

by coolaid on Apr 12, 2008 6:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I must have missed

why is Bradley sitting out? just a normal day off?

Pedro: "I wasn't cockfighting, I just have a wide stance."

by tricer on Apr 12, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

So who replaces Bradley?

I know it's most likely Crapalanotto, but it would be nice if Botts could get some AB's...

by LSJ on Apr 12, 2008 6:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha ha ha!!!

Crapalanotto!!!

Ha!!!

I want to commend you. In a short amount of time, you have become almost as annoying as miles.

by Wonko.The.Sane on Apr 12, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, it fits him like a glove

He's a worthless defender, with a platoon offense, who should have never been signed in the first place.

I dearly wish we could trade or DFA him.

by LSJ on Apr 12, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Plenty of others feel the same way as you

It's valid -- try not to beat it to death and maybe you'll get flamed less often.

"You are this month's NYTXFAN." - t ball

by inactive lsb user on Apr 12, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Concur

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 12, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dont have him

but he should have to force wash to play him at this point, not be given starts. If hes not hitting any better than botts, might as well play the younger guy.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

hate*

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers Win

23-4

"Then, like a**holes, they took it back." -Jeff of Lookout Landing after Hamilton's 9th inning HR on April 1st.

by dstar442005 on Apr 12, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions  

OT: Masters

anyone give tiger a chance tomorrow?

hes 5 down.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions  

I think I heard today

that Tiger has never won when starting behind on Sunday. Hard to believe, I know. Tomorrow may be the day he breaks that streak....

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Apr 12, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

never won without a share of the lead.

but i dont think he had ever lost WITH a share of the lead in a major, which as impressive as the other streak is a little strange.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

mendoza tonight

I'm skeptical about his long term viability as a ML starter, but I sure would like to see something tonight that makes me think of him differently.

I'll be watching his command and his stuff real closely.

Pedro: "I wasn't cockfighting, I just have a wide stance."

by tricer on Apr 12, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply actions  

a positive note

I was also real skeptical about Chris Young when he first came up after having a long run of minor league blah, then a short run of real good success. Maybe the Rangers can have that same type of "out-of-nowhere" success in developing Mendoza. The rotation could sure use a solid 4/5 starter, both this year and in the near future.

Pedro: "I wasn't cockfighting, I just have a wide stance."

by tricer on Apr 12, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

lineup

here

Hamilton in RF
Byrd in CF
Cat DH

by Randy Richardson on Apr 12, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Dont really get byrd in CF...

whats the point?

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

why would they do this?

is playing RF that much less of a strain than playing center? seems like they should just switch places when ron isn't looking

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

hambone in right

not sure I see the point of that. I know it is a little less strenuous than CF, but if he is playing the field, he really helps a lot more in CF. I'd play him in center or dh him, don't see much benefit to playing him in RF.

Pedro: "I wasn't cockfighting, I just have a wide stance."

by tricer on Apr 12, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hamilton

Well think about it. Playing CF means any ball hit in the outfield you are going for whether to make a play or backup. Playing RF probably doesn't make that big a difference but if it gives us an extra 5 games over the course of the year its cool with me. Plus his arm in RF will pretty much stop runners trying to take an extra base or score on sac flies

by bigsteve on Apr 12, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Evan Reed

Another 6 scoreless innings today. Season ERA of 0.00.

Pedro: "I wasn't cockfighting, I just have a wide stance."

by tricer on Apr 12, 2008 6:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Clinton...

But I thought they got rained out again today tricer?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 12, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

they played the first game but Reed didn't pitch. Or at least thats what the box score said. They won 8-7 on a walk off home run by C. Santana in the bottom of the 7th.

by bigsteve on Apr 12, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

oops, my bad

I was looking at boxscores from the shroom site and clicked on LAST Saturday's boxscore. Sorry.

Pedro: "I wasn't cockfighting, I just have a wide stance."

by tricer on Apr 12, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

He's no longer a "valuable" part of their bullpen.

by Chris Hanes on Apr 12, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta love walking Eckstein on 3 pitches

to start the game.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Well shit...

and away we go

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 12, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

clusterf*ck

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Apr 12, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm

Maybe Mr Mendoza needs more than 1 start at AAA before hes ready for the major leagues

by bigsteve on Apr 12, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

gee whiz

so much for all that "he's got grit" stuff

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

coulda been...

much worse

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Apr 12, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

there are still 8 innings to be played

but he needs to do a few more things different for me to have confidence. his control isn't exactly there

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pitcher's best friend.

Double play!

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on Apr 12, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

its hard to tell

and the answer is probably no but does hamilton get to the Hill double if he is playing CF?

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 12, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Frank Thomas...

he's got a weird shaped head.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Apr 12, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Not bat...

nice recovery to get Wells to hit into the DP and Thomas to fly out.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 12, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

* bad *

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 12, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh?

"You are this month's NYTXFAN." - t ball

by inactive lsb user on Apr 12, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stupid play

now they bb Josh...

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Whoa...

mlb. tv is seriously delayed... you guys are at least a minute ahead of me..

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on Apr 12, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

offensively too

Pedro: "I wasn't cockfighting, I just have a wide stance."

by tricer on Apr 12, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

career ops+

stairs 120
cat 109

last season stairs 138, catt 104

Pedro: "I wasn't cockfighting, I just have a wide stance."

by tricer on Apr 12, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think

anyone would argue that Cat is better offensively than Stairs

by Randy Richardson on Apr 12, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Matt Stairs in LF?

that's funny

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Apr 12, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Thought that was dropping

Surprised Stairs was playing that far toward the line.

by Chris Hanes on Apr 12, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh its interesting josh, is it?

not the word id use.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

MY...

struck out on a perfect pitch from a very good pitcher.

Knock that shit off.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 12, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's on a big cold streak right now

And he looks like Nomar Garciaparra defensively. I think the complaints about him are justified right now.

by LSJ on Apr 12, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

JD's biggest mistake

but it was necessary i suppose..

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

What do you like...

about the Rangers?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 12, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stars game

in an hour and a half

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Apr 12, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

marlon byrd

i really don't care about lefty righty - you cannot bat him 5th. dumbest thing ever. you can NEVER bat him 5th

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

"You are this month's NYTXFAN." - t ball

by inactive lsb user on Apr 12, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

JD can't let this go on much longer

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone explain

why Byrd bats ahead of Murph...

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Apr 12, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Because Wash, TAG and Josh Lewin

all believe that Byrd is a "proven player with a solid track record"

what a joke...

Ya....That's Real Mature.

by SMITTY on Apr 12, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because...

...Washington doesn't want to have 3 lefties in a row in the 3-4-5 slots.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 12, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

i understand that

but whatever. the solution is not to put byrd that high. Does Toronto even have a good lefty in the pen? They could have brought in someone last night to face hamilton and blalock but decided not to.

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Toronto has a couple good lefties in the 'pen

Scott Downs and Brian Tallet, if I remember right. But Murph can handle lefties.

by LSJ on Apr 12, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jim Knox

Dorky and colorblind

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Apr 12, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Poor byrdman

taking so much criticism. but theres not much defense of his performance so far.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

seriously though

5th? 6th is defensible maybe... maybe. But 5th? Cause Bradley isn't in you move Byrd up!!

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

atleast his defense is good, unlike kinsler and my

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

i forget

how is kinsler doing offensively this year?

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Murph

beast.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

need OT help

can anyone help me with the details of this Quagmire joke from Family Guy?

The setup was that Quagmire was telling some very dirty story and for some reason we could only hear fragments of the story. As the story was told we would hear a bunch of random words that would be part of the story, stuff like "maple syrup", "space shuttle", etc.

Does anyone know which episode this is from? Or what some of the words were so I can find it online? Thanks!!!

by alon91 on Apr 12, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice Throw

and way to hang on to it Kinz.

by Chris Hanes on Apr 12, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Murph rocks

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Apr 12, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

+ 10 MM

"You are this month's NYTXFAN." - t ball

by inactive lsb user on Apr 12, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

Jack's Oreo Cookie shake

Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Apr 12, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank god

that was Zaun running...but great throw by Murph

by Hypo-Luxa on Apr 12, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok,

they won't try that again!

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on Apr 12, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

The Murph

double beast

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

See there

He shoulda been batting in Byrd's place

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Apr 12, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

of course

if you're batting .105, maybe you should bunt

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Apr 12, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

This means nothing

But one of his two hits so far was a bunt single that came last night.

by LSJ on Apr 12, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously

if you did the same analysis that adam did earlier in terms of bunting with a man on second on 2-0, I bet it says that Cat should bunt.

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn...

Murphy sure has looked good.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 12, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

sammy sosa would have hit a HR

i went there.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

haha

oh please shut up

Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Apr 12, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

no...

I do have some jim beam and jack danials

But i prefer wild turkey bourbon

Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Apr 12, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

he just said

"stark juxtaposition"

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on Apr 12, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

sounds like a Dick Tracy villian

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Apr 12, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

let's not give Cat the entire AB to try and get a hit so Laird can K

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

entire AB

lol. he was 2-1 and he decided to take the pitch. I'm not sure he was going to get a better AB then that.

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

um

he tried to bunt until he got 2 strikes, go back and watch that AB again...

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

and how would his AB have gone otherwise? He wasted one strike trying to bunt. But once there, it was 2-1 and he could have tried to bunt but he let the pitch go thinking it was a ball. It was a strike. That would have happened regardless of whether he was bunting.

not sure what you want from the guy. he's not playing very well right now

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

the murph is disappointed by his

bottom of the order brethren.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Way to go....

BooBoo. *sigh*

I'd love for part of the "new look" to be a return to the red uniforms of the 1990s. - Ian Kinsler

by ortonius on Apr 12, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh...

The bottom of our order really blows.

FREE JASON BOTTS!!

FREE SALTY!!!

FREE CHRIS SHELTON!!!

by LSJ on Apr 12, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions  

the Rangers have

probably gotten more production out of there 7-9 than most teams this year.

by Randy Richardson on Apr 12, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am about ready...

...to quit reading the game day threads...

They are basically 500 posts of "So and so sucks."

It is a beating.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 12, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

we all suck

Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Apr 12, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

faceless nobodys saying something shouldn't be.

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because

I thought I was going to get to see young players develop this season... and I'm still hoping to see that later this season.

by LSJ on Apr 12, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats not a good reason

for watching this game

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

they are

Kinsler, Hamilton, Wilson, Gabbard, Mendoza, Hank, Murphy are all developing. When the rest are ready they will be here too. But until then they are developing right where they should be. In the minors

by bigsteve on Apr 12, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hank doesn't count

And I wanted to see Salty taking aim at the fence, not OMFT K'ing with a runner on third.

by LSJ on Apr 12, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's a vet

He doesn't really need to develop much more, he's in his prime.

by LSJ on Apr 12, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

but hes young

you said you wanted the young guys to develop. Im sure Hank would say he needs to work on things so you are seeing him develop more.

by bigsteve on Apr 12, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait a second,

if you want to watch young guys develop, why did you say that these two weekend games (with Mendoza and Feldman) were "in the toilet"?

by Randy Richardson on Apr 12, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

if you're a fan you watch

no matter how good or bad they're playing, well, that's me...

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that a reason for...

...posting nothing but "so and so" sucks crap over and over and over and over again?

Christ, this is a .500 team that isn't playing badly, but to read the game day threads you'd think this was the '62 Mets.

I'm tired of it.

by Adam J. Morris on Apr 12, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

But don't you agree

That the Mavs are worse off after the Kidd trade?

by brettgardner on Apr 12, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

touche

it gets annoying when you keep posting that stuff about the mavs adam.

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course

theres also all the optimisim about padilla/millwood, the Hamilton love, the benoit/BGL excietement, the 5 wins were pretty positive...

you are coming into a thread that happens to have some poor play to start the game and acting as if thats all thats ever said. not true.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh and murphy

i hear we all hate him.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shep is right

There's plenty of positive stuff in these threads. Sports fans like to bitch, even when their team is 10 games above .500 The atmosphere in these game threads is really not much different than you'd see in some sports bar in Dallas.

by LSJ on Apr 12, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

it just happens

people get upset at that point of the game, go look back at any gameday thread, as soon as someone does something bad you get the u sucks, as soon as someone does good, he's a beast...

words are words, this is like how a convo would go if everyone was watching the game together. i'd just ignore it then if i was you....

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh... how encouraging

that's so refreshing

Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Apr 12, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

did you just request someone to

be a fairweather fan?

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

We still have over 100 games to go and 7 more innings alone just in this game....although we do need to see more Botts and less Cat

Ya....That's Real Mature.

by SMITTY on Apr 12, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Way way

over 100, actually.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on Apr 12, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Concur...

these threads have turned into a breeding ground for LSJ and Longorn to bitch about everything.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 12, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

They how bout

making use of the ban function.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"Hmn... pehaps I've said too much..." - LSJesus

by inactive lsb user on Apr 12, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice throw

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

where was that last night?

by bigsteve on Apr 12, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

At least Laird has his tool working again tonight.

by LSJ on Apr 12, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

early on

I'm kind of surprised the number of people keep runnign on laird. you would think his reputation would be a bit better

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice throw by OMFT

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 12, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

nice

a little padilla flotilla in him, i like.

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

eh

dangerous hitters are coming up now

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

you can't pitch scared.

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Elvis Andrus

so good, that the limitations of the space-time continuum no longer applies.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Once

he dove his viper into the eye of a hurricane and came back 2 months later saying he found earth and can take us there

by shroomer on Apr 12, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

engel beltre

not in the lineup tonight. any story there?

Pedro: "I wasn't cockfighting, I just have a wide stance."

by tricer on Apr 12, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

shroom is such a Elvis homer

I'm all shook up

Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Apr 12, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beltre

is in the lineup and has been for both games.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

looking solid

i will never count on him, but if he can deliver a few months with a ~ 5 ERA, weve gotten a lot worse from the end of the rotation.

im not overly positive about mendoza like a few seem to be, but hes not awful.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

leadoff man on again

and he'll probably steal again...

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Thats was so exciting

rangers rock.

woooooohooooo.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

'more fun! more fun!' - gordon bombay

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay!!

we got that guy till he's 37!!

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Franchise Face

is starting to piss me off.

"Sabean did a good job on selling high on Liriano." Excel Hearts Choi

by thedirkatron on Apr 12, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

But hey

we got him for Esteban Loaiza.

by Inkara1 on Apr 12, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oy

I remember when MY was a fast starter.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

It's his

Teixeira tribute.

"Sabean did a good job on selling high on Liriano." Excel Hearts Choi

by thedirkatron on Apr 12, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

that'll show 'em. He's ready to win now, dammit!

"Hmn... pehaps I've said too much..." - LSJesus

by inactive lsb user on Apr 12, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

"oh yea, very nice, oh ya, ohh ya very nice"

Shut up Jim Knox.

"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw

by miles on Apr 12, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

too negative

jim knox is a brilliant man.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

too negative

whittleman is a god.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

loves me some Johnny

yes i do

Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Apr 12, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's okay

that was a very very tough defensive play.

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

see

i actually picked this team to win the division, so, i would like to see them play well and not give up any extra outs, like they have been doing all year....that's what upsets me the most.

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

we need to get more FB pitchers

and use our OF defense

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

in this ballpark?

I'd rather take my chances with the infield...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Apr 12, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Elizardo Ramirez

Do you think he can lick his own eyeball?

by shroomer on Apr 12, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh

It took me a few seconds... but now I'm LMAO.

by LSJ on Apr 12, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

how fast does he throw

i read reports that he works in the mid 90's. is that true?

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know

but he throws pretty hard I think - good athlete and all that

by shroomer on Apr 12, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

but I hear he has problems pitching in cold weather.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Apr 12, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

hop was worse than i thought

but man... would be nice if we could at least stop the ball so the guy doesnt score.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

So uh AJM

do you have a glowing report for that play? I cant think of one.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

said that below =) yeah, replay showed the hop.

although I dont think AJM will be arguing the virtues of MYs defense in any case.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's okay Luis

you're still pretty good.

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Damnit MY

He needs a freaking day off. Or two.

I'd love for part of the "new look" to be a return to the red uniforms of the 1990s. - Ian Kinsler

by ortonius on Apr 12, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Dear Santa

This year, I want a better shortstop for Christmas.

by LSJ on Apr 12, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

ha

oh please...
stop the love

Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Apr 12, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

no.. don't

stop the Andrus love

Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Apr 12, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Luis Mendoza...

stole BGL's necklace and glove color.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 12, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

lewin

been pissing me off a lot more this year with his "he's looks like a ball player" and "nerd alert"

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

right in the face

david e is taking the mantle of erstad.

he will lead the league in gritty-ness per play

by knockoutking on Apr 12, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

THe hell with this

this infield defense sucks, and i feel sorry for the pitchers ... just pathetic.

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

hmmmm

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Apr 12, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

fuk it

MIKE YOUNG SUCKs!!!!!!

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

-1

"Hmn... pehaps I've said too much..." - LSJesus

by inactive lsb user on Apr 12, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

jesus

ok, that wasnt going to be an out

but there is no excuse for it to go into LF and allow another runner.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

he's letting runs score

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Concur

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 12, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

michael young

could he have any worse defense.

before i was for pushing him to 3b and now put his ass in LF.

for 15 mil i could at least get a motherfucking glove on it.

by knockoutking on Apr 12, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking terrible

If this is the FOTF, the F needs to wear a bag on its head.

by Inkara1 on Apr 12, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Well...

as a full season ticket holder

I've seriously thought about giving away some of my tickets cause there's a lot of game I don't get a chance to go to

Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Apr 12, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn...

at least I can turn over to the Stars game in an hour.

I'd love for part of the "new look" to be a return to the red uniforms of the 1990s. - Ian Kinsler

by ortonius on Apr 12, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey.. I'm a huge Stars Fan

Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Apr 12, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess

I'll finish some physics tonight.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

fly ball pitchers

seriously. these infielders are here for life. might as well play to the strengths. hurley, mccarthy - get well soon.

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

they're not playing that bad at all!

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

how old are you?

because you act like a spoiled 8 year old.

by Randy Richardson on Apr 12, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh

and Elvis Andrus would have had that.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

stop saying that

not cute

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

He would have

and he could. MY is here for life, here's hoping it's as an outfielder.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

he'll be moved to DH at some point...

no way he stays at SS for the entire contract

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Apr 12, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we're paying for

a .770ish OPS DH who starts the season like this, we're going to be saddled ford a long time.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't say it was ideal

but what else are they gonna do with him in the future?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Apr 12, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

cut? Hope a team in desperate need of MIF help bites (Chicago? These very blue jays?)

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

LF

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 12, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

3b

"Sabean did a good job on selling high on Liriano." Excel Hearts Choi

by thedirkatron on Apr 12, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why DH?

No being good enough to play SS doesnt mean he shouldnt step foot on a baseball field. LF, 3b, whatever...

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

We should keep Hank at 3B, and we can find a better LF...

by LSJ on Apr 12, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

and

that makes your saying that cute? the answer is no.

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Am i trying to be cute?

The answer is also no. It's just an observation. THe sad fact is the 19 year old prospect in AA seems to understand positioning better than our starting FOTF.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

really

an observation that needs repeating seventeen times? because i find it kind of annoying and i can only guess that the only reason you keep saying it is that you think you're cute and you're looking for an "lol" or a +1.

you don't even know if it's true.

but whatever. point made. does not need repeating. but that's just my opinion

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

THen by all means skip over it

it's like a freaking mantra now, just something to remind myself that the middle infield defense won't be this bad for very much longer. Let's not be too quick to dawn our baseball jesus hats in the future.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cue...

the Bad News Bears music. God this team's defense sucks.

I'd love for part of the "new look" to be a return to the red uniforms of the 1990s. - Ian Kinsler

by ortonius on Apr 12, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

the offense

can't recover from this

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Not the way...

they have been hitting with runners on so far.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Apr 12, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

wtf

i just was about to respond, and i look back up, and it's already the top of the 5th...

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

former ranger sighting

Armando Galarraga, Det SP
News: Galarraga will be recalled from Triple-A Toledo to make a start on Wednesday, the Tigers' official site reports.

Spin: Galarraga will be filling in for Dontrelle Willis, who was placed on the 15-day disabled list Saturday. Galarraga is expected to make two starts before Willis' expected return from the disabled list. Galarraga is 2-0 with a 2.25 ERA and a 11:1 K:BB ratio in 12 innings at Triple-A Toledo this season.

((from rotoworld))

by knockoutking on Apr 12, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

*Sigh*

I'm still trying to figure out that move.

"Hmn... pehaps I've said too much..." - LSJesus

by inactive lsb user on Apr 12, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I woudn't even mind the bats

not producing right now, but the pathetically poor defensive efforts from some players for some reason outweighs any other part of the game for me...

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

makes sense

its hard to envision crappy hitters hitting on a regular basis. its not that hard to envision a fielder making routine plays.

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Denton Record Chronicle

Police Blotter: Flaming recliner nets man criminal mischief charge

08:32 AM CDT on Saturday, April 12, 2008
By Donna Fielder/Staff Writer

A Denton police officer re­sponding to a reported fire in the 400 block of Woodland Street found a recliner burning in the front yard about 2:17 a.m. Fri­day.

Another officer radioed that he arrested the resident a day earlier and that the man he arrested threatened to burn his former girl­friend’s furniture, left at the house.

Arriving officers knocked on the door of the house but got no answer. They finally convinced the resident to come out.

He explained that he and his girlfriend had broken up. They often had sex on the recliner, he said, so he poured charcoal light­er on it and set it ablaze to burn out old memories.

The fire marshal found the girlfriend, who said the chair be­longed to her and she wanted to press charges.

The man was charged with criminal mischief.

by shroomer on Apr 12, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

mike young

is half assing it out there

by knockoutking on Apr 12, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

way to put something behind that throw

and by putting something behind it, i mean trying to arm it over there.

by knockoutking on Apr 12, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Murphs been contaminated

although i didnt get a good look at if that was really catchable

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

it wasn't

and mike young was not half assing it

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perhaps

he's just not that light on his feet. He doesn't have good reaction to the ball as it comes off the bat. That's all it is right now.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

christ

you don't have enough real things to complain about, you're making shit up?

you don't run full speed backwards tracking a popup from SS.

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you freaking kidding me!?!?!

these players are just playing lazy now...MY has his money, why does he need to bust his butt now?

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay

that was awesome D right there.

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

except

longhorn was ragging on him last game for not running head full speed towards to corner of the wall without seeing if the ball was going to carom.

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

if we get felix jones i will be psyched

by knockoutking on Apr 12, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

as a Hog fan

I'd be happy with either Jones or McFadden.. but I'd rather have McFadden

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Apr 12, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know

i don't know about Felix anymore...I'd rather go CB and WR in 1st and then get the RB in the 2nd...hopefully Charles will still be there....

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Could it be 12 years in a row?

"Hmn... pehaps I've said too much..." - LSJesus

by inactive lsb user on Apr 12, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

harkening back to the julius jones draft

thinking that none of the RB's were good enough to warrant a 1st Round pick and electing to trade down and pick RB in the second.

not sure how that isn't exactly what Longhorn is suggesting...

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

Kevin Jones sucks and i've herad from several Rams fans that Steven Jackson rarely plays hard on every play and is always hurt. JJ was good and he'll have a great year in Seattle IMO. Not sure why you always go back to that draft. That was one draft. Not every draft is the same

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

kevin jones

is good. just keeps getting hurt.

by knockoutking on Apr 12, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which

is a problem...

"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw

by miles on Apr 12, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was

good when he was not injured, I agree.

"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw

by miles on Apr 12, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't get what is so bad about what i said

i don't even necessarily think it was the wrong call at this point.

but if the cowboys don't take RB this year, it will be very similar to that draft where they were expected to take a RB but, going against the grain, decided that the RB's projected in the first round aren't as good as everyone thinks they are.

don't be so defensive

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I heard from Miles that,

once he gets his money he'll half-ass it.

by Randy Richardson on Apr 12, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

im pretty sure

his contacts have already told him about it...

by knockoutking on Apr 12, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

+0

I have no interest in the NFL draft.

by Hubris on Apr 12, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Mendoza

we're down 4-0 but Mendoza has only given up one ER. Shakey defense costing a lot of runs so far

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Apr 12, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

ESPN cant

and im not going to spend more than 3 minutes being so positive.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

i didn't mean it like that

more meant that its odd that ESPN or major sources don't have all of the new press photos.

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

This team

maybe it needs to get on the road again.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

OT: MLB Strike Zone

Anyone else have the Direct TV MLB package? That strike zone channel is freaking awesome. They do a great job of switching back and forth to interesting situations and breaking in for quick highlights. Just saw Ichiro gun down the ridiculously slow Kotchman at the plate.

It's a great distraction on nights when the Rangers decide they have a burning desire to suck at defense and piss me off.

"Sabean did a good job on selling high on Liriano." Excel Hearts Choi

by thedirkatron on Apr 12, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

+1MM

i love it.

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

I also like to turn it to 720 (mlb game mix) to watch the multiple games and I can see when the Ranger game is back on.

by Chris Hanes on Apr 12, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

directv mlb extra innings

i half thought about getting extra innings, but i'm so fed up with directv i'm switching to timewarner.

not sure if tw offers extra innings or not

"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum

by rentz on Apr 12, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wanna be

a JR Ranger.

13 and under. check

"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw

by miles on Apr 12, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

my kid is one

and the perks are really worth the $17.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Apr 12, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

i secretly

really want that bobblehead they give them.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you know

that the Rangers bobbleheads only bob "yes" and never bob "no?"

by shroomer on Apr 12, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

So i hear =)

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Geez

Oakland up 7-2 vs. Cleveland. Is Cleveland just that bad this year or is Oakland's offense better than we thought?

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

if only they visited LSB

they would have sen BGL's post with the comparisons

by knockoutking on Apr 12, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Whoo

Check out Rupe, K'ing Rios... who was it yesterday that was trying to tell me his secondary pitches suck?

by LSJ on Apr 12, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Me and they do

Welcome to the world of small sample size.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crummy.

"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw

by miles on Apr 12, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

i think they're going to score this inning

no reason....certainly not based on past performance

scap load or die

by ab03 on Apr 12, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

The problem is

4-1 doesnt cut it.

but i can foresee a kinsler leadoff HR.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw

by miles on Apr 12, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

i wonder if the position

of dot racer is going to be at the job fair lol

by knockoutking on Apr 12, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Chris Davis

apparently hurt in Frisco. Short term thing, I hope.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

wrist

not what i wanted to hear.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I hate seeing power hitters get hurt in the hands/wrists, but as long as it aint serious.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

for piling on...

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on Apr 12, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on MY

Foul one off Halladay's head or something,.

by LSJ on Apr 12, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

a foul off the pitchers head

would be an interesting feat

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Apr 12, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too easy

...just too easy.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on Apr 12, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

I suppose you could chop it off home plate, and konk him...

by LSJ on Apr 12, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

the only way

is if it ricochets off a doughnut in the on deck circle, off the facing of the dugout, off the helmet of the runner on first, then the ball pauses in mid-air and turns in a 45 degree angle and hits the pitcher....

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

or it could be a high popup

and the catcher falls down, the pitcher runs in to try and make the play and it hits his head a la Canseco

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Apr 12, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was crazy!

How that dude was throwing punches at Blue Dot. that wasn't staged either. funny stuff.

by Garcia on Apr 12, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

x

mike young is so slow, david eckstine doesnt even put all of his body behind his throw

(joke, joke)

by knockoutking on Apr 12, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

it's okay

he could get faster on his way to 37.

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats the kind of positivity we are looking for

unfortunately i have MY, J-Ham and the Bank on my fantasy team.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on Apr 12, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soscia

just intentionally walked Jose Vidro. For the record, so far this year he has intentionally walked both VIdro and Ben Broussard.

by FirebatM3 on Apr 12, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHA

that was awesome.

the truth.

by Longhorn on Apr 12, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

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