Game 15 game day thread 4
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 16, 2008 10:43 PM CDT
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catch me up....
what happened to Hank?
1st post on the new thread…I’ve been intimidated.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Apr 16, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Frustrated...
sorry to slow things down, but how do I update comments?
How do I post my own without just replying to someone else? I’m retarded.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Apr 16, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
You can press Z to scroll through comments
The page is auto updating. Down at the bottom of the page is the box to type your own comment – it’s just waaay down there because this is a huge thread.
That was a great AB
by kinsler.
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
Strike 2...
pay attention. Dispute was if he got hit by it while still in the batters box or while in field of play.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
he wasn't...
the bunt that hit him gave him 2 strikes
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
I get home at 10:45 from a 6 pm game
and theres still at least 10+ minutes to be played… possibly 5 more hours =)
Gerald Laird is my hero.
Ian Kinsler
strikes out well for a guy who’s not playing tonight.
kinsler
should take his meds before every inning
Incredible!
I pray that I’m never the enemy of rally turtle army.
by GhettoBear04 on Apr 16, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Melhuse
is officially catching tomorrow now.
Gerald Laird, the Man, the Father, the Son, the Beast, the One, the Savior, the Immaculate.
C'MON GERALD LAIRD!!!! THIEF ON THE BASES!!!!
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 16, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions
Laird
calls himself fast?
Pathetic.
"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw
Can the Rangers score
Now? Please lord let us score
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
my
id walk him if i were the jays
he doesnt k much
my
needs to move closer to the plate
maybe he will hit more than 10 hrs then
Ha
Laird….
"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw
That was nice
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
Better vote for him...
...or he may turn the Rally Turtle Army into his own SS.
by GhettoBear04 on Apr 16, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
MY
is a D-Bag.
"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw
Well look at that!
LOL
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
aahhahahahahahahhahahhahah
rangers had to be given a run
Get CJ up NOW!!
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
Get up CJ...
you’re in the game
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OMG!
Karma doesn’t kick us in the nuts for once?
dont talk yet
there is still the bottom of the inning
Hamilton
is really good.
"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw
Way to go Hambone!
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
Thank you AJ.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 16, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply actions
if it werent for the hamilton trade
id be on the fire JD bandwagon
Life of a Rangers fan...
I still don’t feel safe with a half inning to go in this.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
TAG
CJ has been ready for about 2 hours I think.
lol
Not yet...
still 5 min to go
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
It's freaking late enough
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 16, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Signs point to good
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
Ham is a beasticon
Bradley is the new Lofton.
Jarrod Saltalamacchia: The Man, the Myth; The Alphabet.
MB
is a TRUE BEAST
"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw
Just a reminder...
Who started the rally?
That’s right…OMFT…
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 16, 2008 10:54 PM CDT reply actions
one man five tools
it’s why Laird wears #15
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Another walk for the board game
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
yall
are the biggest bunch of Debbie Downers. It must suck for the Rangers to end up winning this game, you look like a bunch of idiots. I am not trying to say the Rangers are some incredible team or that you should be a total ‘Homer’. I am just saying that this group contains some of the least fun people to watch a game with.
Ephesians 1:3-10
Sorry,
but I am not “hip” enough to know what stfu means and honestly I don’t know who you are. You must be new here, welcome. Enjoy the invigorating discussion about how everyone here could run the Rangers better than all those idiots in Arlington.
Ephesians 1:3-10
We just have masochistic humor.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Fuck you dude
Go back to game thread #2 I believe and we were fine until Benoit melted and Broussard airmailed one to Vancouver. We have every right to be pissed about this game especially after the way the first two weeks of the season have gone.
it's gallows humor
this team will do it to ya…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
very, very well said
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 16, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
when a team is on a five game losing streak filled with errors and stranded runners
and apparently almost lost this game on an error, what on earth do you expect?
Gerald Laird is my hero.
Don't really look that stupid
The point of contention is that the Rangers suck with runners in RISP. We left like 19 guys in SP tonight, including 1 meltdown of calamitous proportions. I understand that our timely hitting will get better, but as of right now, it sucks.
The idea that winning cures all that is, to be frank, crap.
Five Walks
man oh man.. what’s the record?
Bradley would like to thank the Jay’s pitching staff for his OBP…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Mark who?
"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw
oops... meant to cancel that post..
pay me no mind.. I wasn’t here. you didn’t see this..
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
josh
bahahahhahaha
after melhuse fouls the 1st pitch, he comments “makes contact”
Haha,
MB is such a badass.
"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw
backup catcher
That why he is your backup catcher. What do yall want back there Pudge Rodriguez part 2? He usually plays once a week. The only reason he is in tonight is Blalock got hurt. Open your eyes dude. He’s bad but he isn’t supposed to win the triple crown or anything
Exactly
You can’t have 25 all stars on your roster. The backup catcher position is the least important especially with what we have in the minors. If Laird goes down we don’t have to rely on our backup for extended play. He plays once a week twice max. Get over it he doesn’t have to be an all star. If he can play the position he is fine.Jesus man is there anything you don’t complain about
Unless he's wearing an Oakland jersey and playing in RBiA.
Then he’d be a Ranger killer most likely
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 16, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
bradley
if he can stay healthy, we need to sign him long term
how old is he?
He is
ageless…
Milton Bradley doesn’t age, age Milton Bradley’s.
"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw
it must be late
I actually laughed out loud at this..
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Okay...
Laird, Bradley, and Blalock all sit tomorrow.
Who else?
Byrd, BB, or Botts?
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 16, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply actions
Its Wash.....
Byrd and BB play. Botts sits….
Gerald Laird, the Man, the Father, the Son, the Beast, the One, the Savior, the Immaculate.
would mind
seeing hamilton and bradley in the outfield for the next 5-6 years
Minor League Updates
Updates
Clinton:
Pitchers:
Neftali: 5.0 IP 4H 2R 2ER 2BB 7K
Castillo: 3IP 1H 0R 0ER 2BB 7K
Hitters:
Santana, Felix and Paisano went 0 for 9 with 5k’s, santana 0-4 with 3k’s
Gac went 2-4 with 2 doubles
Bakersfield (through5):
Pitchers:
Beau is through 5: 3H 1ER 1R 2BB 3K
Hitters:
Borbon 2-3 with 2 singles.
Vallejo 1-3 with a HR 2RBI
Lemon 1-2 with a double
Frisco:
Off night
OKC:
Pitchers:
Ponson: 7 2/3IP 7H 3R 3ER 2BB 3K
Tejeda: 1 1/3IP 0H 2K
Hitters:
Salty: 1-3 single 1BB 1K
Boggs 1-4 single 1K (also made assist in OF)
Arias 0-4 1K .250BA so far this season
.500 or bust!
Bad Vibes Kill Rallies!
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
Nice jab at Melhuse by Josh
when he fouled off the pitch, josh says “Melhuse…......with …..........contact…....”
in retrospect, guess you had to be there
Melhuse is absolutely worthless...
unless you take into account being able to play C and 3rd. he is HORRIBLE in any situation where we need him to come through offensively – couldn’t even get a bat on the ball
I can’t wait for the Laird trade to come through…but I’d almost rather have Salty called up right now and keep Laird, to get rid of Melhuse
"No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of."
by Walter Sobchak on Apr 17, 2008 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions
Big Hurt
Doing what he does best.
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
Whee C.J.!
A nice anti-climactic finish would be a very good thing.
This might be the game
That turns the Rangers season around!
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
Probably not...
What was I thinking…
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
orrrrrrrr
the game that put the Rangers’ record a half game better than the Braves’. Choke on your own dookie, Tex.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 16, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Strike out the truck driver
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 16, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions
orrrr a popout
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 16, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Wash
gets the game ball.
"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw
I'm going to bed
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad karma needs to be gone now.
That's a great freaking win
Makes me feel all sorts of good.
"Sabean did a good job on selling high on Liriano." -Excel Hearts Choi
world series here we come!
.500 or bust!
Bad Vibes Kill Rallies!
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
Milton Bradley
is my most favorite player…...
"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw
how long
until the first fan post is started on Wash’s mismanagement?
I guess now, since you mentioned it.
Wash sucks.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 16, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Now i can finally watch my Flava Flave show
i been only waiting 2 hours
.500 or bust!
Bad Vibes Kill Rallies!
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
It already
sucks and its 40 seconds into it…
"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw
Hi im on Crack and i got a TV show.
Yeah!!!! BOYYYYEEEE!
PS: Prison Rape jokes…. Stay Classy.
.500 or bust!
Bad Vibes Kill Rallies!
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
This show goes into tivo!
ROFL.
.500 or bust!
Bad Vibes Kill Rallies!
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
Uma is on Dave
way better
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Apr 16, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Off to dream about
foul tip strikeouts, overthrows, popups, and stupid FAIL images. Just another day as a Ranger fan.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 16, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions
Anyone
watch Nancy Grace?
"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw
nope...
I’m tellin ya, UMA is on Dave.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Apr 16, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
isnt she a
lesbian fascist?
.500 or bust!
Bad Vibes Kill Rallies!
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
lemme guess
scoobie doo ending?
.500 or bust!
Bad Vibes Kill Rallies!
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
What was it?
Will Smith lives and escapes to be ruggedly handsome with them to the compound and the world is saved, I’m guessing?
"Sabean did a good job on selling high on Liriano." -Excel Hearts Choi
by thedirkatron on Apr 16, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Just
Wayne’s World blathering from me. I haven’t seen I Am Legend, and don’t really care if I ever do.
by brettgardner on Apr 16, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
What is it
I don’t feel like renting it to see again. I had a horrible experience seeing that in the theater. I had those stereotypical black moviegoers seated right behind me and it just sucked. They were yelling at the screen and to each other the whole time. “Don’t go into the building, Will Smith! You know there’s gonna be a zombie in there! There’s gonna be a zombie in there, Will Smith! Oh, no! He is NOT gonna… Oh, he’s going in the damn building!!!! Can you believe it? Get out the building Will Smith! Oh, shit! Did you see that dog!? There was a dog right there. A dog!“
I would’ve told them to STFU, but there was a whole group of them, plus minorities scare me.
"Sabean did a good job on selling high on Liriano." -Excel Hearts Choi
by thedirkatron on Apr 16, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
wow
that must have sucked.
I don’t know that I could have contained myself
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Apr 16, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I probably
at least would have gotten a manager or something.
Seriously I couldn’t have let it go.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Apr 16, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions
It was pretty sucky
But it was one of those times where you have to weigh the suckiness of the situation versus the suckiness of doing something about it. I hate tattling, and I’m just not tough enough to fight four full grown men.
"Sabean did a good job on selling high on Liriano." -Excel Hearts Choi
by thedirkatron on Apr 16, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
How big were they?
Kimbo slice big or Arias big?
"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw
Meh
I’m guessing they were all somewhere between 180 and 210.
I’m only 165, but I’m pretty ripped and look pretty darn crazy. Like hobo crazy. I could have probably shouted that I had AIDS and then threaten to give them a good stabbing and they’d have backed off, but who knows.
"Sabean did a good job on selling high on Liriano." -Excel Hearts Choi
by thedirkatron on Apr 16, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
It was probably
Wash and his gang…
"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw
perhaps,
but she is a hot lesbian fascist.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
and
the subject of one of the most famous jokes that bombed of all time.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Apr 16, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
that chick on CNN?
.500 or bust!
Bad Vibes Kill Rallies!
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
btw
i was referring to when dave said “Oprah, Uma. Uma, Oprah”
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Apr 16, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
oh...wait.
I thought you were calling Uma a lesbian fascist
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
I like
watching her get pissed at all of her guests.
"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw
+ 1
Being a Rangers fan is like having a 36 year old retarded son. It would be best if you don't have depressive or substance abuse tendencies otherwise you'd better find another team.
by LAMuscleFag on Apr 16, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
yes.
Grace is also an annoying bitch.
Sorry but its true
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
nope. I just figured this whole thing out in the first place
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Apr 16, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha, must see...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jWPY7b35vF4
"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw
Hysterical!!
Grace is a bitch, but i still love her.
Being a Rangers fan is like having a 36 year old retarded son. It would be best if you don't have depressive or substance abuse tendencies otherwise you'd better find another team.
by LAMuscleFag on Apr 16, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
sure did
how odd.
.500 or bust!
Bad Vibes Kill Rallies!
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
Botts
He should start playing more. Play him at first base.
by BillyBobisdrunk on Apr 16, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply actions
Ashley Banfield is hotter
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Apr 16, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Banfield
used to work in DFW about ten years ago (for Fox 4 I think) and last I knew she worked for MSNBC. She was known for her glasses.
yep...now shes
on one of the major cable news networks…I think she has her own show.
http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/original/Banfield_1128.jpg
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Apr 16, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha, Grace called a bitch..
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q51UZvGrRks
"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw
it rolled right off her..
she’s heard that word sooooo many times it doesn’t even faze her.
Being a Rangers fan is like having a 36 year old retarded son. It would be best if you don't have depressive or substance abuse tendencies otherwise you'd better find another team.
by LAMuscleFag on Apr 16, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
someone please turn it to letterman ASAP!!!
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
gawd I hope someone else sees the chick singing right now...
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Apr 16, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Looks like the fat one from wilson phillips
in a tight, tight dress singing rock and roll
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
"Gossip" was apparently the name of the band.
Ah well.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Apr 16, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
she was actually pretty good.
"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain
by rangerdanger on Apr 16, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Her name is...
Beth Ditto and she is awesome.
by ghostofErikThompson on Apr 17, 2008 3:35 AM CDT up reply actions
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