Laird's Defense - Again.

by Escher on Apr 17, 2008 1:00 PM CDT

Okay just to get some of your panties out of a wad I've changed the poll, sorry to those that have voted, you'll now have to re-vote.

Let's see what LSB thinks about Laird's defense. In your own opinion in all aspects of catcher defense (whatever you personally use to rate catchers on) where does Laird rate in defense?

Typing this to get to 75 words so that my wonderful fan poll can be posted on Lone Star Ball. If you are still reading this then you should probably go and find something else to do because you are obviously way too bored.

Poll

In your opinion where does Gerald Laird rate in catching defense?

Excellent - I would suck his balls!

5 votes

Above Average - I would just give them a little lick.

39 votes

Average - I would cup them in my hand.

13 votes

Below Average - He can suck my balls.

6 votes

Suckitude - He sucks monkey balls.

1 votes

64 votes | Poll has closed

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Laird is an oaf

He can’t block balls, throws all over the place….He is a first class buffoon. He has a strong arm…..and we get to see it in action when the ball flutters into the outfield…..someday, he’ll be able to throw the ball all the way to the outfield fence

by johndixon on Apr 17, 2008 1:24 PM CDT reply actions

Yay,

my panties are much more comfortable now, thank you.

Whatever gets you through the night, 'salright, 'salright.

by t ball on Apr 17, 2008 2:00 PM CDT reply actions

I can't vote for this one....

I say above average – but I’m not doing any licking….

Hello Win Column!

by jboll on Apr 17, 2008 2:10 PM CDT reply actions

Solution

I took that to mean we vote and Escher does the actual licking.

Whatever gets you through the night, 'salright, 'salright.

by t ball on Apr 17, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions

Nope

Sorry, the poll is in YOUR opinion so that’s you doing the licking.

Fishing in the rivers of life. All bound for Mu Mu Land.

by Escher on Apr 17, 2008 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions

Aw, crap

I need to change my vote. This will be very unscientific, then.

Whatever gets you through the night, 'salright, 'salright.

by t ball on Apr 17, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions

Laird

As said, if he’d learn to drop down and block pitches instead of swiping at them, he’d be really good. There were a couple of games that he struggled with his throwing but he’s been very good otherwise. They don’t run on him much, if you’ll notice.

by Black Francis on Apr 18, 2008 3:24 PM CDT reply actions