What does this guy look like? Boston edition
by Adam J. Morris
on Apr 18, 2008 12:00 PM CDT
Lots of interesting guys to choose from in Boston...but I decided to go with Jonathan Papelbon:
What does this guy look like he'd be doing for a living, if he weren't a baseball player?
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State Farm
Insurance agent. He’s the guy that wants to sell you every possible type of insurance you could possibly need during your lifetime.
Fishing in the rivers of life. All bound for Mu Mu Land.
by Escher on Apr 18, 2008 12:03 PM CDT 0 recs
Sparklets
Delivery dude.
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on Apr 18, 2008 12:06 PM CDT 1 recs
Younger, slightly less maladjusted
brother of that guy in Full Metal Jacket.
Whatever gets you through the night, 'salright, 'salright.
by t ball on Apr 18, 2008 12:06 PM CDT 0 recs
Bartender
Kind of a goof, nice enough, no direction in life. To all the bartenders here, I’m not saying you’re all goofs with no ambition. Unless your a goof with no ambition. Completely unrelated to this topic and my comments, what’s Ben do for a living?
What happened to my old signature?
by WyoRanger on Apr 18, 2008 12:11 PM CDT 0 recs
Ben
Papelbon actually looks like someone who’d be Ben’s roommate.
by Adam J. Morris on
Apr 18, 2008 12:12 PM CDT
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UPS truck driver
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 18, 2008 12:12 PM CDT 0 recs
Ssecurity guard
At a Toys R’ Us store.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Apr 18, 2008 12:13 PM CDT 0 recs
Guy who seems
way too happy to be a cashier at Chick-fil-A
by JBImaknee on Apr 18, 2008 12:14 PM CDT 0 recs
Professional Hand Model
or Corey Haim impersonator
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Apr 18, 2008 12:16 PM CDT 0 recs
I can't believe this one is posted on his website too
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on
Apr 18, 2008 12:21 PM CDT
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Disturbing
Bobblehead Collector
"But the major difference is where Showalter tried to overthink everything Washington at times seems like he isn't thinking at all. " - rentz
by hillcrest on Apr 18, 2008 12:21 PM CDT 0 recs
Owner of his own unsuccessful small business
www.mavsmoneyball.com
by Wes Cox on Apr 18, 2008 12:22 PM CDT 0 recs
recruiter
of a piss poor white power org
With karate I'll kick your ass, from here, to way over there...
by hotshot215 on Apr 18, 2008 12:23 PM CDT 0 recs
Bag collector
Douche brand.
"Hmn [sic] ... pehaps [sic] I've said too much..." - LSJesus
by Chase Irwin on Apr 18, 2008 12:44 PM CDT 0 recs
+1
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on
Apr 18, 2008 1:03 PM CDT
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If he weren't a douche bag baseball player...
he’d just be a douche bag..
"I've learned that before I open my mouth, I should look both ways for midgets." - Denny Crain
by mtex on Apr 18, 2008 1:03 PM CDT 0 recs
I was going to say prick,
but you beat me to the punchline…
by bhudson on
Apr 18, 2008 1:10 PM CDT
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I agree with Escher
He’s definitely an insurance adjuster.
But that river of tears has dried for all of us.
by trza on Apr 18, 2008 1:05 PM CDT 0 recs
Id say a salesman of some sort.
Adam loves him some Lard
by NYTXFAN on
Apr 18, 2008 1:38 PM CDT
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Miller Lite distributor/driver
absolutely
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on Apr 18, 2008 1:40 PM CDT 0 recs
gun sales....
at wal-mart
Grime, "the magic shortening that spreads like lard."
by jcAustin on Apr 18, 2008 1:46 PM CDT 0 recs
Plays part
of Uncle Fester at an Addams Family-themed dinner theater
by Captain Fubar on Apr 18, 2008 1:46 PM CDT 0 recs
Well, that didn't work.
LSB 2.0 confuses and scares me.
by ghtd36 on Apr 18, 2008 1:57 PM CDT 0 recs
prison guard
at a woman’s prison. he hosts wet tshirt contests where the winner gets a carton of cigs
send me nominations for the Hall of the Very Good
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Apr 18, 2008 2:07 PM CDT 0 recs
Virgil has always been a competitive person by nature
The crew cut is a carryover from his glory days as captain of the Coolidge High swim team. He ran a tight ship, Virgil did.
The last few years have not been kind to Virg. His night desk job at the Harrisburg HoJo was supposed to afford him ample time to study for his vocational nursing license. One of Virgil’s other loves, you see, is helping the sick and incontinent. Unfortunately, “cracking the books” has never come easy for Virg. He failed out of Fort Germanna Community College last quarter.
Subsequently, Virgil has decided to reinvent himself. He’s going for it. Gentleman, meet the newest addition to the competitive eating circuit, Virgil “SuperGuts” McGeeeeee.
Rex Hudler is in demand as a motivational speaker.
by Brian Thomas on Apr 18, 2008 2:11 PM CDT 0 recs
Contestant on a XXX game show ...
entitled “What Kinds of Things Can I Shove Up My Own Ass?”
by Athos on Apr 18, 2008 2:13 PM CDT 0 recs
Kindergarten teacher
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by Stranded Rangr Fan In San Fran on Apr 18, 2008 3:03 PM CDT 0 recs
Welcome, Stranded
Welcome to Lone Star Ball.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on
Apr 18, 2008 3:46 PM CDT
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a grown up version of the freckled kid from Sandlot
but without freckles…and he lost a lot of weight…does that even make sense?
"No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of."
by Walter Sobchak on Apr 18, 2008 4:45 PM CDT 0 recs
Sort of creepy, sort of metrosexual
What does that spell? ...Porn actor.
Nobody thought of this?
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Apr 18, 2008 5:03 PM CDT 0 recs
I thought of it
Seemed like a perfect fit. But of course I don’t watch porn, you sicko.
What happened to my old signature?
by WyoRanger on
Apr 18, 2008 6:10 PM CDT
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Bowling alley
He looks like he’d work at a bowling alley. Don’t ask me why, he just does.
by lonestarJon on Apr 18, 2008 5:31 PM CDT 0 recs
why Jon?
That David Eckstein is soooo cheap when he was with the Angels he would go to the library to use the computer because he didn't want to buy one for himself.
by LAMuscleFag on
Apr 18, 2008 10:10 PM CDT
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LOL
I’ve just got bowling on the brain today, I guess.
Actually, I think it might be the fact that his head kinda looks like a bowling ball.
by lonestarJon on
Apr 18, 2008 10:13 PM CDT
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Spencer
from The Hills.
"He throws that curveball so hard and it snaps 12 to six like you've never seen." - Matt Kemp on Clayton Kershaw
by miles on Apr 18, 2008 5:47 PM CDT 0 recs
one of the 3 stooges...whats his name..
Shemp or was it Curly Joe?
That David Eckstein is soooo cheap when he was with the Angels he would go to the library to use the computer because he didn't want to buy one for himself.
by LAMuscleFag on Apr 18, 2008 10:09 PM CDT 0 recs
Professional arm wrestler
He isn’t really very good, but he has business cards.
by krushcuts on Apr 19, 2008 1:06 AM CDT 0 recs
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