What does this guy look like? Royals edition
by Adam J. Morris on Apr 30, 2008 10:15 AM CDT
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Okay, folks...today's nominee is John Buck:
via l.yimg.com
What does he look like he'd be doing for a living, if he weren't playing baseball?
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Freshly shaven lumberjack.
www.mavsmoneyball.com
by Wes Cox on Apr 30, 2008 10:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a Fireman
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on Apr 30, 2008 10:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
President,
WNA (Wide Nostrils Assoc.). Holds patent for nose hair trimmer.
...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.
by t ball on Apr 30, 2008 10:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
my turn
Greg Maddux’s under-acheiving younger brother.
But that river of tears has dried for all of us.
by trza on Apr 30, 2008 10:30 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Substitute Teacher
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by TheBZA on Apr 30, 2008 10:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Struggling business unit manager
working paycheck to paycheck just trying to make ends meet so that he can support his wife and four kids. He has his eye on that VP’s corner office but will never see it, because he does just enough work to do his job never going above and beyond what’s called of him. He’ll eventually retire a bitter bitter relatively broke old man that’s been divorced three times.
Fishing in the rivers of life. All bound for Mu Mu Land.
by Escher on Apr 30, 2008 10:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was going to say
a Viking, but yours is more steeped in realism. I still like Viking, though.
"Sex is not a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults." - Hank Kingsley
by EssBee on Apr 30, 2008 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sleep,
that’s when he’s a Viking!
...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.
by t ball on Apr 30, 2008 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, Ralph
"Sex is not a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults." - Hank Kingsley
by EssBee on Apr 30, 2008 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apprentice barber
Hoping to one day make an insurance commercial with Yogi and the duck.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Apr 30, 2008 11:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me
or does that barber look like Mickey Mantle?
"Sex is not a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults." - Hank Kingsley
by EssBee on Apr 30, 2008 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mickey when he was alive
Not now. That would be disgusting.
"Sex is not a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults." - Hank Kingsley
by EssBee on Apr 30, 2008 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fake Jim Kelly?
Right around the time all the young talent is ready to contend is when the organization will realize that Ron Washington is the wrong man for the job.
by Chad Crudup on Apr 30, 2008 11:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Door to Door Vacuum Salesmen
Wait 'til the year after next
by NothinG on Apr 30, 2008 11:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
President of Square Jawed Individuals United.
LSB 2.0 confuses and scares me.
by ghtd36 on Apr 30, 2008 11:51 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Professional masturbator
"If an Irish woman’s vagina morphed into a baseball player, it’d be Chris Shelton."--theDirkatron
by jparks77 on Apr 30, 2008 12:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
golf club salesman at Edwin Watts
definitely
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on Apr 30, 2008 1:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You can do it. We can help.
He works at the Home Depot – lawn and garden
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Apr 30, 2008 1:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A guy who will go
3-5 with a HR and 3 RBI tonight.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Apr 30, 2008 1:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cutting down trees in Oregon
You could see him on Axe Men on the History Channel.
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
by boomer1 on Apr 30, 2008 3:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"John Buck"
In this case, I think we have a guy who fits his name to a tee. Not only is he John Buck, but he looks like a guy that would be named “John Buck”.
by lonestarJon on Apr 30, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hmmm
an EMT or a deputy sheriff in some hick county (Navarro) where i grew up. :P
With karate I'll kick your ass, from here, to way over there...
by hotshot215 on Apr 30, 2008 5:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Playing QB
Now to see who else said the same thing..
That or lumberjack.
by Sharky on Apr 30, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
looks like the guy from The Onion
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by whiteysmail on May 1, 2008 3:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Meh
He looks alot like the last 2 submissions.
How about you roll out some fine young man of guidoesque lineage? Or maybe a puerto rican?
Puerto Ricans = comedy gold.
"For the record, I did not and do not like the Volquez trade, even though Hamilton is awesome and our best player and I think he’s going to be one of the best players in baseball." philikid3
by Brian Thomas on May 1, 2008 5:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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