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Okay, folks...today's nominee is John Buck:

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What does he look like he'd be doing for a living, if he weren't playing baseball?

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Freshly shaven lumberjack.

www.mavsmoneyball.com

by Wes Cox on Apr 30, 2008 10:16 AM CDT   0 recs

a Fireman

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on Apr 30, 2008 10:17 AM CDT   0 recs

President,

WNA (Wide Nostrils Assoc.). Holds patent for nose hair trimmer.

...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on Apr 30, 2008 10:18 AM CDT   0 recs

my turn

Greg Maddux’s under-acheiving younger brother.

But that river of tears has dried for all of us.

by trza on Apr 30, 2008 10:30 AM CDT   0 recs

Rocker...

My thoughts exactly….unagi

by Topgun22 on Apr 30, 2008 11:46 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

+1

I agree on this one – a jacked up rodeo clown is my vote

Ya....That's Real Mature.

by SMITTY on Apr 30, 2008 10:32 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Substitute Teacher

Picking a random blog comment and wielding it as a club to bash "blogs" is like picking a random romance novel off an airport bookstore shelf and saying, "This book sucks. Fuck you, Tolstoy -- your medium is worthless!" - Ken Tremendous

by TheBZA on Apr 30, 2008 10:43 AM CDT   0 recs

Struggling business unit manager

working paycheck to paycheck just trying to make ends meet so that he can support his wife and four kids. He has his eye on that VP’s corner office but will never see it, because he does just enough work to do his job never going above and beyond what’s called of him. He’ll eventually retire a bitter bitter relatively broke old man that’s been divorced three times.

Fishing in the rivers of life. All bound for Mu Mu Land.

by Escher on Apr 30, 2008 10:44 AM CDT   0 recs

I was going to say

a Viking, but yours is more steeped in realism. I still like Viking, though.

"Sex is not a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults." - Hank Kingsley

by EssBee on Apr 30, 2008 10:48 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Sleep,

that’s when he’s a Viking!

...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on Apr 30, 2008 11:14 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Thanks, Ralph

"Sex is not a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults." - Hank Kingsley

by EssBee on Apr 30, 2008 11:37 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Apprentice barber

Hoping to one day make an insurance commercial with Yogi and the duck.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Apr 30, 2008 11:00 AM CDT   0 recs

LOL

...

Fishing in the rivers of life. All bound for Mu Mu Land.

by Escher on Apr 30, 2008 11:07 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Is it just me

or does that barber look like Mickey Mantle?

"Sex is not a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults." - Hank Kingsley

by EssBee on Apr 30, 2008 11:38 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Mickey when he was alive

Not now. That would be disgusting.

"Sex is not a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults." - Hank Kingsley

by EssBee on Apr 30, 2008 11:38 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Fake Jim Kelly?

Right around the time all the young talent is ready to contend is when the organization will realize that Ron Washington is the wrong man for the job.

by Chad Crudup on Apr 30, 2008 11:16 AM CDT   0 recs

Door to Door Vacuum Salesmen

Wait 'til the year after next

by NothinG on Apr 30, 2008 11:18 AM CDT   0 recs

Professional masturbator

"If an Irish woman’s vagina morphed into a baseball player, it’d be Chris Shelton."--theDirkatron

by jparks77 on Apr 30, 2008 12:10 PM CDT   0 recs

golf club salesman at Edwin Watts

definitely

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Apr 30, 2008 1:05 PM CDT   0 recs

Cop

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Apr 30, 2008 1:07 PM CDT   0 recs

Agreed

Most white ballplayers look like cops though.

by cmkelly29 on Apr 30, 2008 2:46 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You can do it. We can help.

He works at the Home Depot – lawn and garden

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Apr 30, 2008 1:09 PM CDT   0 recs

A guy who will go

3-5 with a HR and 3 RBI tonight.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Apr 30, 2008 1:30 PM CDT   0 recs

Cutting down trees in Oregon

You could see him on Axe Men on the History Channel.

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on Apr 30, 2008 3:10 PM CDT   0 recs

"John Buck"

In this case, I think we have a guy who fits his name to a tee. Not only is he John Buck, but he looks like a guy that would be named “John Buck”.

by lonestarJon on Apr 30, 2008 5:38 PM CDT   0 recs

hmmm

an EMT or a deputy sheriff in some hick county (Navarro) where i grew up. :P

With karate I'll kick your ass, from here, to way over there...

by hotshot215 on Apr 30, 2008 5:47 PM CDT   0 recs

Playing QB

Now to see who else said the same thing..

That or lumberjack.

by Sharky on Apr 30, 2008 7:22 PM CDT   0 recs

looks like the guy from The Onion

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by whiteysmail on May 1, 2008 3:30 PM CDT   0 recs

Meh

He looks alot like the last 2 submissions.

How about you roll out some fine young man of guidoesque lineage? Or maybe a puerto rican?

Puerto Ricans = comedy gold.

"For the record, I did not and do not like the Volquez trade, even though Hamilton is awesome and our best player and I think he’s going to be one of the best players in baseball." philikid3

by Brian Thomas on May 1, 2008 5:04 PM CDT   0 recs

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