4/30/08 game day thread
Kansas City Royals @ Texas Rangers
Game 2 of the P.B. era (post Botts)...
Go Rangers...
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yay
BB is in the starting lineup.
just got ownaged
by Longhorn on
Apr 30, 2008 6:28 PM CDT
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No Salty though...
at least Broussard isn’t playing.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on
Apr 30, 2008 6:31 PM CDT
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I like this line-up
I’d like it a little better if Salty was starting, though… not because I think Laird is worthless (I don’t, for the record) but with all the other youngsters in the lineup, it would just feel right.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on
Apr 30, 2008 6:34 PM CDT
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Salty should be starting...
seeing as Laird is right-handed facing a righty tonight, and Salty switch-hits.
I’m assuming Millwood wanted Laird.
by cmkelly29 on
Apr 30, 2008 6:44 PM CDT
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Doubt it...
I think it’s just Wash spliting time between the 2 right now.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on
Apr 30, 2008 6:45 PM CDT
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I dont know
Millwood and Laird seem to have a decent chemistry.
by bigsteve on
Apr 30, 2008 6:47 PM CDT
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Rangers haven't faced a
lefty starter since Salty joined the team and aren’t scheduled to until this Sunday in Oakland.
by Randy Richardson on
Apr 30, 2008 6:58 PM CDT
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Lineup for those too lazy to find it:
Kinsler 2B
Young SS
Hamilton DH
Bradley RF
Murphy CF
Shelton 1B
Boggs LF
Laird C
Duran 3B
by Inkara1 on
Apr 30, 2008 6:36 PM CDT
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Jennings to DL
http://startelegramsports.typepad.com/foul_territory/
Murray to replace him.
Max Ramirez 2008 Texas Rangers ROY
by RangerMad on
Apr 30, 2008 6:54 PM CDT
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Explains...
why he left after 1 inning today
by bigsteve on
Apr 30, 2008 6:57 PM CDT
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Chase Utley - 11HRs
KC Royals – 13HRs
by Randy Richardson on
Apr 30, 2008 7:05 PM CDT
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Chase Utley is my favorite non-Ranger player
He is amazing.
by lonestarJon on
Apr 30, 2008 7:06 PM CDT
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Ugh...
Excuse me, but I just have to say it once:
WTF is up with Laird catching? I thought it was gonna be Salty for two days, then Laird for 2?
by lonestarJon on
Apr 30, 2008 7:07 PM CDT
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I understood back-to-back
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on
Apr 30, 2008 7:07 PM CDT
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Scherzer
It took him one pen appearence, but he’s now a ML SP.
To continue the Max Scherzer updates from last night…
by cmkelly29 on
Apr 30, 2008 7:08 PM CDT
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Wow
It looks like Michael Young had his coffee this morning!
by lonestarJon on
Apr 30, 2008 7:11 PM CDT
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predictions for bannister
guy has been pretty sick so far WHIP 0.89.
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on
Apr 30, 2008 7:13 PM CDT
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He has allowed 7 runs and 13 hits in his last 11.2 innings
And the Royals have only been getting him about 3 runs of support a game. I think we’ve got a chance.
by lonestarJon on
Apr 30, 2008 7:17 PM CDT
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MY's hit streak
only 42 more games to go…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on
Apr 30, 2008 7:16 PM CDT
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there was a study a few months ago
that ran every single MLB game for the last 100+ years 10,000 times and found that it was more or less amazing that no one has come close to Joltin’ Joe…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on
Apr 30, 2008 7:19 PM CDT
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yep
but it said that almost all of those longer hit streaks would have been between 1890’s thru 1930’s.
by Randy Richardson on
Apr 30, 2008 7:20 PM CDT
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realistically, though
I’m with you… I think that’s a record that will remain for a very long time..
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on
Apr 30, 2008 7:22 PM CDT
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I question those results
To my understanding, that study just took the stats for each player and determined the percentage of the time that a given player would get a hit in any particular game. I don’t believe that there was any consideration of multi-hit games, and I know there was no factoring of game score, situation, etc. Basically, those 80+ game hitting streaks that were simulated would have resulted in some astronomical batting averages. To my recollection, anyway.
by Outworlder47 on
Apr 30, 2008 7:24 PM CDT
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CONNECT FOUR!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on
Apr 30, 2008 7:19 PM CDT
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+1
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on
Apr 30, 2008 7:24 PM CDT
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Trade or no Trade?
that is the question
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA
by mchang4 on
Apr 30, 2008 7:20 PM CDT
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Damnit...
I was sound asleep and my mom woke me up…
I am pissed.
I love Miley Cyrus.
by miles on
Apr 30, 2008 7:21 PM CDT
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Mr. Cyrus.......stop sleeping 24/7!!
The Texas Rangers rounded the bases at a dizzying pace
by fsujon on
Apr 30, 2008 7:22 PM CDT
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+1
Miles + Miley ….awwwww how cute!
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on
Apr 30, 2008 7:23 PM CDT
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Dont you
Go to school?
HP is still in session if my memory serves me correct.
by SaltyGoesYard on
Apr 30, 2008 7:23 PM CDT
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HP?
Hewlett-Packard?
Hippo Podiatry?
Halftime Prancing?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on
Apr 30, 2008 7:24 PM CDT
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Its Taks
week and I’m a senior so I don’t have to go to school.
I love Miley Cyrus.
by miles on
Apr 30, 2008 7:24 PM CDT
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You are one
Worthless Human.
But I think I did the same thing.
by SaltyGoesYard on
Apr 30, 2008 7:25 PM CDT
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taks
I vaguely remember the same thing (TAAS) when I was in school
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on
Apr 30, 2008 7:26 PM CDT
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Ya when I was a senior at HP
They were just trying to install the TAKS, so they did a test run with us.
Unfortunatly they told us that this test would in no way count towards anything on your academic record, that it was going to be thrown out after the testing period.
Every answer was B, and I think I set the record for completion at about 5 and a half mins.
by SaltyGoesYard on
Apr 30, 2008 7:27 PM CDT
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Am I supposed
to be up studying or something?
I love Miley Cyrus.
by miles on
Apr 30, 2008 7:26 PM CDT
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So
Who’s your hottest teacher?
re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill
by EssBee on
Apr 30, 2008 7:28 PM CDT
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Theres
a few I’d bang, but just a few..
I love Miley Cyrus.
by miles on
Apr 30, 2008 7:37 PM CDT
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Give us some names....
Give us yout top two:
Mr. _
and
Mr. _
"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon
by thedirkatron on
Apr 30, 2008 7:41 PM CDT
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Drinking and Driving
Its HP, its what we do. Cmon now.
by SaltyGoesYard on
Apr 30, 2008 7:28 PM CDT
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I live there
and I’m drinking. Just not driving anywhere
re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill
by EssBee on
Apr 30, 2008 7:29 PM CDT
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Yah I learned my lesson the hardway
Summer of senior year.
by SaltyGoesYard on
Apr 30, 2008 7:29 PM CDT
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You live in
HP right now?
I love Miley Cyrus.
by miles on
Apr 30, 2008 7:36 PM CDT
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Yep
But I’m 25 years past high school these days
re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill
by EssBee on
Apr 30, 2008 7:39 PM CDT
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You live
by the high school?
I love Miley Cyrus.
by miles on
Apr 30, 2008 7:40 PM CDT
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No
I’m near the Whole Foods on Lemmon and Lomo Alto
re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill
by EssBee on
Apr 30, 2008 7:41 PM CDT
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Watch out EssBee
He has that stalker vibe going.
by SaltyGoesYard on
Apr 30, 2008 7:41 PM CDT
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You wonder
why I didn’t list a street? I ain’t no fool.
re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill
by EssBee on
Apr 30, 2008 7:43 PM CDT
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Haha
yeah, I might throw my comp threw your window.
Not kidding.
I love Miley Cyrus.
by miles on
Apr 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT
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Smart man
My parents live between Preston and Hillcrest in the Preston Hollow Area
by SaltyGoesYard on
Apr 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT
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Jim Knox
waiting for him to scream “NO, DAMMIT! YESTERDAY ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!”
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on
Apr 30, 2008 7:26 PM CDT
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whoa, wait a sec...
what the hell is MLB doing allowing family be on the same umpiring crew? Seriously… I have a problem with that even if their name wasn’t Welke…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Knox post-interview
6th birthday huh? You goin’ out for drinks later, or uh… just kinda stayin’ home tonight? Because, uhhhh.. ya know, me and a couple of the guys were thinking about headin’ out and if you were going to be out I thought, ya know… maybe we could meet up?
by cmkelly29 on
Apr 30, 2008 7:28 PM CDT
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awe to the some
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on
Apr 30, 2008 7:32 PM CDT
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Rangers
I just entered us into the little league world series qualifier round
by SaltyGoesYard on
Apr 30, 2008 7:34 PM CDT
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CLN already up 5-0
Those boyz don’t play.
Meanwhile, Will Inman is toying with the Roughriders.
by shroomer on
Apr 30, 2008 7:36 PM CDT
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But the great Doug Melvin
traded him so he MUST be bad.
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Apr 30, 2008 7:36 PM CDT
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he wishes he looked like Rusty Greer...
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
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Apr 30, 2008 7:36 PM CDT
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BRANDON F'N BOGGS
welcome to MLB, my boy
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on
Apr 30, 2008 7:37 PM CDT
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Oh SHIT
Frankie The cat
You just got cut.
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Apr 30, 2008 7:37 PM CDT
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holy shit!
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on
Apr 30, 2008 7:38 PM CDT
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STUD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA
by mchang4 on
Apr 30, 2008 7:38 PM CDT
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WOW
I think I’m in love with Brandon Boggs.
by lonestarJon on
Apr 30, 2008 7:38 PM CDT
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Please bring up
EVVVVEERRRRYYYYYYONNNNNNEEEEEE!!
Any idea what movie that’s from?
just got ownaged
by Longhorn on
Apr 30, 2008 7:38 PM CDT
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The Professional...
A line by the wonderful Gary Oldman.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
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Apr 30, 2008 7:56 PM CDT
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Brandon Boggs
will never make another out.
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Apr 30, 2008 7:38 PM CDT
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thats amazing
there are so many reasosn why that should nto have happened
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on
Apr 30, 2008 7:39 PM CDT
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In the words of Jim Knox
“MISSOURIHANAVISTAHWAYA”
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Apr 30, 2008 7:39 PM CDT
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laughed so hard
started a coughing fit… thank you so bloody much.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Apr 30, 2008 7:40 PM CDT
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BA 1.000 OBP 1.000 SLG 2000
nice start…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on
Apr 30, 2008 7:40 PM CDT
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3 at bats.
and already closing in on Botts alltime production.
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Chris Davis
cooling off a little bit shroom?
just got ownaged
by Longhorn on
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He wasn't going to
maintain that huge BABIP. His K rate has actually fallen a bit.
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Apr 30, 2008 7:41 PM CDT
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and a questionable
third strike call. I really hope he turns out well.
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Apr 30, 2008 7:43 PM CDT
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any chance he plays in the majors this year?
just got ownaged
by Longhorn on
Apr 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT
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Probably not
maybe if he keeps this up till September.
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Apr 30, 2008 7:46 PM CDT
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September
He has to be added to the 40 man this next winter so I think he would get brought up. I think at the end of August whichever veterans we have that are blocking youngsters and are expendable will get their release in time to sign with a playoff team if they so choose and it opens up spots on the 40 man so guys like JMJ, Hurley (if hes not already here) and Teagarden can be added and brought up in September.
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Apr 30, 2008 7:49 PM CDT
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kinda - 2 for his last 15
but he’s hitting .295 over his last 10
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Apr 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT
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nice going Lumpy!
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on
Apr 30, 2008 7:40 PM CDT
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duran
“don’t forget about me”
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by ab03 on
Apr 30, 2008 7:41 PM CDT
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that was Simple Minds
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on
Apr 30, 2008 7:42 PM CDT
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i wasn't making a song reference
but i guess i should have
Rare Gnats Sex
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Apr 30, 2008 7:43 PM CDT
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boggs! boggs! boggs!
send me nominations for the Hall of the Very Good
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
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Apr 30, 2008 7:41 PM CDT
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Damn straight. I hit that thing way over there.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on
Apr 30, 2008 7:52 PM CDT
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The kids are starting to hit tonight
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Apr 30, 2008 7:42 PM CDT
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+ 1
The Rangers need this infusion of youth to get these sticks in the mud MOVING!
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on
Apr 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT
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I should
go sit in those seats behind home plate.
I love Miley Cyrus.
by miles on
Apr 30, 2008 7:45 PM CDT
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is that what you do Miles when you go to the games?
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
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WHo remembers that game last season...
when I said “Isn’t that Miles behind home plate? I’d know that terrible emo cut anywhere.”
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Apr 30, 2008 7:48 PM CDT
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Michael Young
second on the team in walks.
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GRAND HAMMY!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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adfas;kldfja;klsdjf
asdklfja;lksdjf;kajsdfl;kj
jasdkfjas
d!!!!1
just got ownaged
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Apr 30, 2008 7:46 PM CDT
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Josh Hamilton
first on the team in badassery.
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+1
Gerald Laird, the Man, the Father, the Son, the Beast, the One, the Savior, the Immaculate.
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Apr 30, 2008 7:47 PM CDT
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All Your Base Are Belong To Us!
Me fail English? That's unpossible! - RW
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Ham Slamwich!!
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
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haha
nice
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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HAMBONE!!!
God I love watching him play baseball.
"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon
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I guess I am just easily amused
but that is never gonna get old
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Apr 30, 2008 7:49 PM CDT
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Holy shit
I just duced in my pants and got a boner all at the same time.
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Apr 30, 2008 7:47 PM CDT
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Josh
hits some majestic homeruns, very very high…
just got ownaged
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ok
does ron get fired if the rangers blow THIS game?
send me nominations for the Hall of the Very Good
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
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Apr 30, 2008 7:48 PM CDT
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no
that means the pitching sucks.
just got ownaged
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or the defense made 8 errors
Rare Gnats Sex
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Apr 30, 2008 7:50 PM CDT
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holy shit
i thought it would be a shallow fly ball
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+1
"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon
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John Bannister, your ass belongs to Josh Hamilton
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HIs freakin swing is so effortless.
It didnt look like a HR off his bat but kept going.
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That trade was A+ for us : )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA
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Apr 30, 2008 7:49 PM CDT
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Woudn't call it A+, but...
it’s not as bad as JD’s usual moves.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on
Apr 30, 2008 7:50 PM CDT
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when your in the top 5
in almost all batting categories i think its pretty close to a A+ trade.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA
by mchang4 on
Apr 30, 2008 7:52 PM CDT
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That is just stupid
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
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Heh....
you fuckers knee jerk on here so much. Yes, that was an awesome slam…. and I like Hambone too. Volquez has done ok in Cincy. When you say A+ trade, that is a like stealing candy from a baby from the other team. An A+ trade is a Zambrano-Kazmir or a CHRIS YOUNG/A-GONZ DEAL. Sorry, I like the move overall but it’s not A+.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Edinson Volquez
will not have an ERA below 4 this year. He might not even have one below 4.5.
Freakin book it.
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But it's more fun
to knee jerk and get all pissed off, then, when something good happens, it’s like we won the frickin’ lottery. Manic then depressive, manic then depressive. ‘Tis a vicious cycle.
re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill
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So there's no such thing as an A+ for both teams
What if Volquez wins the CY and Hamilton wins MVP?
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If Bone wins the AL MVP, then I'll eat a shit sandwich.
I’m not too worried about that with the talent in the AL. However, if Volquez wins the Cy Young, he’d probably have about 20 wins. If he’s that talented, I think that it’s like taking 6 steps forward by getting Hambone and 6 steps back by not having Volquez winning those 20 games for the Rangers. If Hambone is a 280/30/110 or better player and Volquez has a 4.80ish era or higher and goes 10-10, that’s probably a plus for Texas.
I can’t believe you guys are ready to grade this trade an A+ already.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Apr 30, 2008 8:08 PM CDT
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We need something to feel good about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA
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I'm not saying that either of those will happen
I’m just questioning your theory on what makes an A+ trade.
BTW—I believe there’s a much better chance of Hamilton winning the MVP than Volquez winning the CY.
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I agree with you on those prospects.
I really don’t care what you think about what constitutes an A+ trade or how I think it should be. How can you say it is an A+ trade in April of the first year? That’s the big mystery to me.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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it might be too early too tell
but it doens’t have to be lopsided to be a+. If hamilton continues on this pace, he will be the best offensive player in the american league. that is a+. not saying that will happen, just saying that a+ is possible even if volquez turns otu to be good
Rare Gnats Sex
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Did anyone else think that was a popup off the bat?
How did he hit that out? Ridiculousness. The KC announcers (the one’s I’m getting on Extra Innings) seemed to think it was a popup and then were like, “Wait, the wind is blowing this one out!”
Me, I think Hambone is just that freaking strong.
"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon
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There is a 20mph wind out there.
but yeah, no normal human being powers that out
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Ham.
Just, Ham.
LSB 2.0 confuses and scares me.
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Okay
anyone see that ball land? ‘Cause i went back and looked at it, and i didn’t see it…
just got ownaged
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Yah
Middle of the visitors bullpen it looked like.
"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon
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Sometimes you forget
He took his first drink of alcohol AND snorted his first line of cocaine in the same night.
He didnt even need that pussy ass “Gateway” drug marijuana. Now thats a man.
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That is enough of that
No need in rehashing this.
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
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Apr 30, 2008 7:52 PM CDT
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pun?
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
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+ 1 helllllll yeh
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look don't try to be a heroine
and save the day, ok?
We’ve covered these track-marks before, we know it goes away by itself.
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Apr 30, 2008 7:54 PM CDT
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Hmmm...
What if I go in those seats behind home plate and start having a tantrum and kicking things… I’d be on tv to…
Beastly…
I love Miley Cyrus.
by miles on
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that's so unlike you though Miles..
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The main exports of Josh Hamilton
are HR’s and high ERA’s.
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wow
I guess there’s some wind, eh?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Apr 30, 2008 7:55 PM CDT
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In the words of Shang Tsung
IT HAS BEGUN!
0-7 but for how long.
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He jumps
Over cars, humans, aliens.
by SaltyGoesYard on
Apr 30, 2008 7:56 PM CDT
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what the hell?
A good relay nails Car Jumper right there.
Can Franchise Face no longer throw, or what?
"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon
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Umm
maybe it has to do with Gathright being really fast
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Wow
Really? Thanks. Cause I was watching.
I still say a good throw gets him there.
Fast people can be thrown out. There’s no rule against it.
"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon
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Gathright
he’s really, REALLY fast. How anyone turns that into a triple is beyond me.
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Yah
Had the good fortune of sitting very close to the field one night when he was with the Rays and watching him leg out a triple live and in person in person was truly special. He’s one of those guys you’ve got to see live to truly appreciate. He’s NUTS.
"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon
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Just saying...
But if I were the Rangers GM, Marcus Thames would still be a Ranger….
I love Miley Cyrus.
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you just might be the Ranger owner someday Miles..
I’ve got my hollywood inside sources working on you and Miley Cyrus meeting soon.
I’ll get back to ya on that one.
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I so
want to bang her…haha
I love Miley Cyrus.
by miles on
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bang her all the way to the bank..
is what I say.
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by LAMuscleFag on
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more like
all the way to jail. Isn’t she just 15? sheez.
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she's almost 16 and miles can bang her in South Carolina
or Hawaii..
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by LAMuscleFag on
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I seem to recall
Miles lives in Highland Park. That’s in Texas, fyi.
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no kidding?
but if he meets her in one of those places if doesn’t matter where he’s from.
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Isn't
there a 3 year window anyway?
So if I’m 18 and she is 15, then I can bang her all I want… Right?
I love Miley Cyrus.
by miles on
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yes you can in some states even if shes 14
as long as the age differance is no greater than 5 years.
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by LAMuscleFag on
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LAMF
you’re either a lawyer or a sex offender. :-)
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haha neither I looked it up..
the other night when Miles was pining for Miley.
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I don't know
I saw a story on Nightline a few years back when a 18 year old had sex with a 17 year old and he had to serve prison time.
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Apr 30, 2008 8:12 PM CDT
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it varies from state to state
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by LAMuscleFag on
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and that guy in georgia
had to serve time for basically the same hting because he had oral sex, which had its own laws separate from vaginal sex
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on
Apr 30, 2008 8:21 PM CDT
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yeah, but in Georgia everything fun is illegal...
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Apr 30, 2008 8:22 PM CDT
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The choices,
the choices….
haha
I love Miley Cyrus.
by miles on
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Hey
I live in South Cackalacky!
Good looking out, Muscley Gay Man!
I’m gonna go cruising for some high school wound this weekend.
"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon
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you are Dirk?
Hey I don’t blame ya, a slice of veal is nice every so often as long as its legal.
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by LAMuscleFag on
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A slice of veal?
Great stuff.
"If an Irish woman’s vagina morphed into a baseball player, it’d be Chris Shelton."--theDirkatron
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Apr 30, 2008 8:36 PM CDT
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Eh?
Marcus Thames? This Marcus Thames? The one with a .239 career AVG, and a .305 OBP? 790 career OPS?
Oh, wait… you’re kidding, right?
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Him and Donnie
Sadler…
They were good leaders on this team years back…
I love Miley Cyrus.
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Yeah...
Team leaders in outs, maybe…
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oooOOO
that was close to being ugly.
just got ownaged
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Broussard at first
and we’re only up 4
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
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"if" Broussard was at first, he would have hosed it up and we would "then" only be up 4
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
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Apr 30, 2008 8:06 PM CDT
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Why is
there a firecrotch on this team?
I love Miley Cyrus.
by miles on
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we are
going back to the color red
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How do you know the carpet matches the curtains?
Huh? HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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congrats!
first time on base since 2006!
send me nominations for the Hall of the Very Good
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
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can you delay a game
because of wind?
just got ownaged
by Longhorn on
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My Grandpa could delay Christmas Dinner
because of wind.
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Boggs
unstoppable
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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You're gonna have to fight me for him then
I say he never goes back down to AAA!
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This
guy is the definition of a beast…
I love Miley Cyrus.
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OH MY LORD!
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I hate when the mlb.tv video is behind
argh
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Don't worry guys
Trey Hillman will find a way to manage the Royals to a win
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Chris Shelton
the opposite of Gathright
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Damn Boggs
I’m going to have to take back everything bad I’ve said about you.
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bout time someone comes up with a attitude of staying in the bigs he does not want to go back to AAA
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+ 1
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Laird
get all the honeys….
I love Miley Cyrus.
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boggs! boggs!
boggs!
only thing is, isn’t it best to spread it out. a slump will turn people against you
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so hillman
first time he’s had to manage sort of – leaving bannister in.
Rare Gnats Sex
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don't pop up again Lumpy!
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I wish Laird would swing at those pitches
right down the middle. he’s not going to get those pitches again…
just got ownaged
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um
that was like 6 inches inside
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i said that about pitch before that one.
just got ownaged
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Thats
what SHE SAID!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I love Miley Cyrus.
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hahaha Miles is always waiting for that opportunity..
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Laird
is that Umps bitch…
I love Miley Cyrus.
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that was innnnnnside.
just got ownaged
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Home Plate Ump
Epic Fail
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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Superstar got the shit end of that call
But the pitch before that should have been drilled.
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