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Today's Inigo Montoya Award

For those who didn't see the Princess Bride:

You keep using that word. (via bagheadclips)

Today's Inigo Montoya Award goes to Mindy McCready's dad, for describing Roger Clemens thusly:

[McCready's father] told the Post he "feels really bad" for Clemens, whom he described as "a gentleman."
Yeah, if some married dude were shtupping my daughter for a decade, I'm pretty sure "gentleman" wouldn't be in the top google phrases I'd use to describe him.

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Canseco's got his back...kinda
Former slugger Jose Canseco said he was stunned to learn his former teammate had an affair with McCready.

“I found out about it Tuesday and it took me completely by surprise,” said Canseco, who wrote in his first book, “Juiced,” that the legendary pitcher never strayed from his wife.

“I saw none of it. If it is true, he kept it secret.”

Canseco’s third book will have a detailed account of Clemens’s numerous affairs.

by cstorm15 on May 1, 2008 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone is lying but the Rocket, everyone always lies about the Rocket. He is the only honest man in baseball.

by thedudeabides on May 1, 2008 10:40 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha..

Did you know the word gullible isn’t in the dictiionary?

I love Miley Cyrus.

by miles on May 2, 2008 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He better double his budget for hush money

by thedudeabides on May 1, 2008 10:42 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He may be trying to defuse this..

..to get everyone away from his daughter. If he says something controversial, it only brings on more questions and media hounding.

by mattrpav on May 1, 2008 10:42 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Props...

...for successfully using the word ‘shtupping’.

Rangers > Nationals...for now

by RangerMoto on May 1, 2008 11:30 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And for the tag “trash can booty”

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on May 2, 2008 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clemmens

is digging a hole deeper and deeperrr

I love Miley Cyrus.

by miles on May 2, 2008 1:28 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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