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This game

Okay, I have to admit, a game like this makes me feel bad for M's fans, who came into this season thinking that, if things broke right, they could win the division.

It actually made me think of this clip:

Eat Your Soul, Cookiepuss (via henwy)

Cookiepuss = M's fans

That demon thing = This game.  Or Ramon Vazquez.  Either one.

 

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What the hell

is that? Is that Mrs. Fields in the background?

I’ll be avidly tracking the cookiepuss tag.

...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on May 12, 2008 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

what the hell is that from.

and why was it in your memory banks?

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 12, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions  

It is from "The Critic"

My memory banks contain many strange and obscure things. Just ask Ben.

by Adam J. Morris on May 12, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh

well the critic makes more sense.

i thought it was some really weird saturday morning cartoon from 50 years ago. granted, i thought the character name was odd.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 12, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude, The Critic

+ 1,000,000,000,000,000

The Critic is one of the great underrated shows of the 90s, if not all time.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on May 13, 2008 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I just want to know

Where The Critic and Duckman are right now.

by brettgardner on May 13, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Haha, cookiepuss?

I like the sound of that…

Say your sorry to Ron Washington

by miles on May 12, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Cookie Puss

Beastie Boys had a kick a$$ punk song from their early stuff that was re released that was about cokkiepuss..

great stuff.

.500 or bust!

Bad Vibes Kill Rallies!

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on May 13, 2008 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

since this is a random thread..

i just went to yahoo sports to read the post game story….

checkout the pic thats on the frontpage of yahoo sports about the cavs game… interesting pic of lebron.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 12, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh

I think he ate the guy that ate Cookiepuss.

...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on May 12, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl_9z35fz54&eurl=http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/LeBron-James-scolds-mom-during-Cavs-Celtics-game?urn=nba,82089

Say your sorry to Ron Washington

by miles on May 12, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

No joke.

But still the greatest game.

by brettgardner on May 13, 2008 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"I hope it's a special dumb person hell so that I don’t have to meet up with you after I die."

- The D-tron

by inactive lsb user on May 13, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm

i was at the library right before it closed so I had to stop watching the game with one out in the. It appears that I missed much. At least I didn’t get a groin kick when I got home.

Still not sure how to feel. You guys got to see a badass win. I’m just left with a win (that I was expecting anyway) but also get to see that CJ sucked hard. Not good.

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 12, 2008 11:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Adam, uh hem

http://www.lonestarball.com/2008/5/12/508477/5-12-08-game-day-thread-3#6060651

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on May 12, 2008 11:40 PM CDT reply actions  

I want

a piece of that…

Say your sorry to Ron Washington

by miles on May 12, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

cartoon allegories

This game reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman feeds a he doesn’t like chili make from the kid’s parents, and then Cartman drinks the guy’s tears.

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on May 12, 2008 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Tenorman

Best South Park ever. Except maybe Good Times With Weapons

by Adam J. Morris on May 12, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Weapons

I think that one scene really carries the episode (scene at the end if pretty funny as well). I guess that is the same issue with Tenorman. Both leave you feeling very satisfied

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 12, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also nominate Make Love (Not Warcraft)

Picking a random blog comment and wielding it as a club to bash "blogs" is like picking a random romance novel off an airport bookstore shelf and saying, "This book sucks. Fuck you, Tolstoy -- your medium is worthless!" - Ken Tremendous

by TheBZA on May 13, 2008 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

The one thing that I could see 1000 times in a row

And still be in tears for everyone one of them. Butters taking it worse than he ever has before=AWESOME!!!

by Gdawg on May 12, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Best line of the episode

Vet is getting ready to put Butters the dog to sleep, but he manages to escape.

Vet: Oh well…. we’ll just murder one of these other dogs….

Picking a random blog comment and wielding it as a club to bash "blogs" is like picking a random romance novel off an airport bookstore shelf and saying, "This book sucks. Fuck you, Tolstoy -- your medium is worthless!" - Ken Tremendous

by TheBZA on May 13, 2008 9:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

just watched the johjima home run

it wasn’t a terrible pitch. I guess adam could be right that CJ’s lost some velocity due to an injury but I think that he’s just pitching badly, getting a bit unlucky. Johjima got around on a high fastball out of the zone. give him credit.

still doesn’t make me feel any better. CJ needs to have a 1-2-3 inning to get his confidence back up. and he needs a better out pitch or something.

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 12, 2008 11:51 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh

but that was a terrible pitch to Ibanez. he really just needs to pitch better

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 12, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he needs a little more LSB

in his life.

He was unstoppable when he was art of the LSB nation.

"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon

by thedirkatron on May 13, 2008 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

art = part

I’m very not sober right now.

I’m usually against drunk posting.

Apologies.

"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon

by thedirkatron on May 13, 2008 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 13, 2008 1:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Three things you should not do while drunk:

1. Drive
2. Shop at Walgreens (if you saw Letterman tonight you’ll know what I mean)
3. Post at LSB

;)

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

David Murphy rocks, so Ellsbury can just go get himself a taco or something.

by LSJ on May 13, 2008 4:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

so wrong, so right

That last game thread over at Lookout Landing is basically an orgasm of Schadenfreude. Apologies for the visual.

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on May 12, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions  

whoa

not something you see every day. or every season. i can’t remember ever seeing that, actually.

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on May 13, 2008 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

M's fans...

The reason I don’t feel sorry for them is that even when the M’s aren’t doing well they always seem to think that they are at least better than the Rangers. I get tired of hearing M’s fans say shit like “well at least we’re not Texas” or “hey we’re playing Texas we can get some wins here”.

They aren’t as bad as A’s or Halos fans, but I still can’t stand ‘em. They’re a division rival, so I say we bury them and laugh while we are doing it. After all, they have always been nice enough to do the same to us when we were in last and they were in 3rd.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 13, 2008 12:26 AM CDT reply actions  

Sweet for Ramon

Rowland-Smith was acting like Joba the Strut after he struck out earlier. ..... atta boy Ramon.

-Brought to you by chocolate cookies with white stuff in-between.

by jcAustin on May 13, 2008 8:59 AM CDT reply actions  

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