What does this guy look like?
by Adam J. Morris
on May 13, 2008 1:00 PM CDT
Today's subject is a pitcher on the M's named Ryan Rowland-Smith. He's a lefty. You now know as much about him as I do:
via l.yimg.com
If this guy wasn't playing baseball for a living, what does he look like he'd be doing?
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by TheBZA on May 13, 2008 1:08 PM CDT 0 recs
Funny
I thought the same thing last night, actually.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
by lisa w on
May 13, 2008 1:14 PM CDT
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A guy wearing a fake nose and glasses
Right around the time all the young talent is ready to contend is when the organization will realize that Ron Washington is the wrong man for the job.
by Chad Crudup on May 13, 2008 1:09 PM CDT 0 recs
Caddy
For a Greg Norman protoge.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on May 13, 2008 1:19 PM CDT 0 recs
I was thinking jumpsuit too
like a car wash coin machine attendant or a vending machine repair guy. Something to do with change.
by corbsclinton on
May 13, 2008 1:25 PM CDT
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Paint mixer @ Home Depot
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on May 13, 2008 1:30 PM CDT 0 recs
NNNNNNERRRRRRRRDS
I know it was already taken, but I couldn’t get Ogre out of my head.
What happened to my old signature?
by WyoRanger on May 13, 2008 2:04 PM CDT 0 recs
I'm not sure of his profession
but he’s a dung bump for jawing with Senor Ramon. Once Ramon expressed his displeasure with Rowland-Shit’s outburst, the Aussie should have apologized and then kept his barbie-hole shut.
-Brought to you by chocolate cookies with white stuff in-between.
by jcAustin on May 13, 2008 2:05 PM CDT 0 recs
who enjoyed the paint fumes way too much.....
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on
May 13, 2008 2:15 PM CDT
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The guy at H&R Block
but when he’s playing on his beer league team.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on May 13, 2008 2:13 PM CDT 0 recs
quik trip cashier
send me nominations for the Hall of the Very Good
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by gossamer on May 13, 2008 2:21 PM CDT 0 recs
The Massage Therapy Guy from Sienfeld that massages George
Ya....That's Real Mature.
by SMITTY on May 13, 2008 2:23 PM CDT 0 recs
how about
the gyro captain from mad max 2
send me nominations for the Hall of the Very Good
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on May 13, 2008 2:34 PM CDT 0 recs
The Zen of Bobby V
premieres tonight on ESPN2. I’ll be watching!
by cmkelly29 on
May 13, 2008 2:35 PM CDT
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Step off, George!
GEORGE
here here, Superman (hands a comic book to Elaine, who passes it to Tony)
please, next time it will only be the 2 of us
TONY
there won’t be any next time George
GEORGE
oh Tony don’t
by shroomer on May 13, 2008 2:49 PM CDT 0 recs
Small-town....
...feed store attendant. Definitely dips Copenhagen long-cut, has a CB radio in his ‘96 Z-71, and tucks his Wranglers into his Justin’s.
Those of us that grew up in places like Weatherford, Burleson, Granbury and Springtown will know what I’m talking about…
by Aiteeyo on May 13, 2008 3:13 PM CDT 0 recs
forklift operator
definitely
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by willamos2 on May 13, 2008 3:27 PM CDT 0 recs
Copier repair guy.
But he becomes a serial killer at night.
by Athos on May 13, 2008 4:26 PM CDT 0 recs
Just a normal Aussie...
who talks a lot of shit and overreacts to his minor achievements.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on May 13, 2008 4:32 PM CDT 0 recs
how about....
1 of the guys pumping gas in New Jersey….
by clinton33 on May 13, 2008 5:28 PM CDT 0 recs
Slapshot
those brothers that were so rough.
...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.
by t ball on May 13, 2008 10:25 PM CDT 0 recs
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