What does this guy look like?
Today's subject is a pitcher on the M's named Ryan Rowland-Smith. He's a lefty. You now know as much about him as I do:
via l.yimg.com
If this guy wasn't playing baseball for a living, what does he look like he'd be doing?
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Eric Gagne if he hit the treadmill
Picking a random blog comment and wielding it as a club to bash "blogs" is like picking a random romance novel off an airport bookstore shelf and saying, "This book sucks. Fuck you, Tolstoy -- your medium is worthless!" - Ken Tremendous
A guy wearing a fake nose and glasses
Right around the time all the young talent is ready to contend is when the organization will realize that Ron Washington is the wrong man for the job.
Caddy
For a Greg Norman protoge.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on May 13, 2008 1:19 PM CDT reply actions
I was thinking jumpsuit too
like a car wash coin machine attendant or a vending machine repair guy. Something to do with change.
by corbsclinton on May 13, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Paint mixer @ Home Depot
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
NNNNNNERRRRRRRRDS
I know it was already taken, but I couldn’t get Ogre out of my head.
What happened to my old signature?
I'm not sure of his profession
but he’s a dung bump for jawing with Senor Ramon. Once Ramon expressed his displeasure with Rowland-Shit’s outburst, the Aussie should have apologized and then kept his barbie-hole shut.
-Brought to you by chocolate cookies with white stuff in-between.
who enjoyed the paint fumes way too much.....
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on May 13, 2008 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
quik trip cashier
send me nominations for the Hall of the Very Good
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
how about
the gyro captain from mad max 2
send me nominations for the Hall of the Very Good
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
Step off, George!
GEORGE
here here, Superman (hands a comic book to Elaine, who passes it to Tony)
please, next time it will only be the 2 of us
TONY
there won’t be any next time George
GEORGE
oh Tony don’t
Small-town....
...feed store attendant. Definitely dips Copenhagen long-cut, has a CB radio in his ‘96 Z-71, and tucks his Wranglers into his Justin’s.
Those of us that grew up in places like Weatherford, Burleson, Granbury and Springtown will know what I’m talking about…
Copier repair guy.
But he becomes a serial killer at night.
Just a normal Aussie...
who talks a lot of shit and overreacts to his minor achievements.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Slapshot
those brothers that were so rough.
...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

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