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What does this guy look like?

Today's subject is a pitcher on the M's named Ryan Rowland-Smith.  He's a lefty.  You now know as much about him as I do:

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If this guy wasn't playing baseball for a living, what does he look like he'd be doing?

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Eric Gagne if he hit the treadmill

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by TheBZA on May 13, 2008 1:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Funny

I thought the same thing last night, actually.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008

by lisa w on May 13, 2008 1:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A guy wearing a fake nose and glasses

Right around the time all the young talent is ready to contend is when the organization will realize that Ron Washington is the wrong man for the job.

by Chad Crudup on May 13, 2008 1:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Caddy

For a Greg Norman protoge.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on May 13, 2008 1:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was thinking jumpsuit too

like a car wash coin machine attendant or a vending machine repair guy. Something to do with change.

by corbsclinton on May 13, 2008 1:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Paint mixer @ Home Depot

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 13, 2008 1:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

John Cusak stunt double

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 13, 2008 1:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NNNNNNERRRRRRRRDS

I know it was already taken, but I couldn’t get Ogre out of my head.

What happened to my old signature?

by WyoRanger on May 13, 2008 2:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm not sure of his profession

but he’s a dung bump for jawing with Senor Ramon. Once Ramon expressed his displeasure with Rowland-Shit’s outburst, the Aussie should have apologized and then kept his barbie-hole shut.

-Brought to you by chocolate cookies with white stuff in-between.

by jcAustin on May 13, 2008 2:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who enjoyed the paint fumes way too much.....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 13, 2008 2:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The guy at H&R Block

but when he’s playing on his beer league team.

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on May 13, 2008 2:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

quik trip cashier

send me nominations for the Hall of the Very Good
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 13, 2008 2:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how about

the gyro captain from mad max 2

send me nominations for the Hall of the Very Good
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 13, 2008 2:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Step off, George!

GEORGE

here here, Superman (hands a comic book to Elaine, who passes it to Tony)

please, next time it will only be the 2 of us

TONY

there won’t be any next time George

GEORGE

oh Tony don’t

by shroomer on May 13, 2008 2:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Small-town....

...feed store attendant. Definitely dips Copenhagen long-cut, has a CB radio in his ‘96 Z-71, and tucks his Wranglers into his Justin’s.

Those of us that grew up in places like Weatherford, Burleson, Granbury and Springtown will know what I’m talking about…

by Aiteeyo on May 13, 2008 3:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

forklift operator

definitely

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on May 13, 2008 3:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Copier repair guy.

But he becomes a serial killer at night.

by Athos on May 13, 2008 4:26 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A nice

young man.

Say your sorry to Ron Washington

by miles on May 13, 2008 4:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just a normal Aussie...

who talks a lot of shit and overreacts to his minor achievements.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 13, 2008 4:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how about....

1 of the guys pumping gas in New Jersey….

by clinton33 on May 13, 2008 5:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Slapshot

those brothers that were so rough.

...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on May 13, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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