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1.  Josh Hamilton

2.  Christopher Davis

 

 

I'm pretty sure that is all.

 

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All homage to Hamilton but....

The Murphinator deserves some love as well. He’s been far more than any could have rightfully expected. That Gagne trade looks better by the day.

by Hull Fan on May 16, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, Murphy's been pretty much what I expected.

Though, admittedly, the higher end of my expectations. I wasn’t sure why people weren’t as high on him as I was.

It’s been Boggs that’s come out of nowhere for me. And Young making my expectations of a serious decline year look downright crazy.

by philkid3 on May 16, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont know about downright crazy

he had a .760 ops coming into tonight.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 16, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, maybe not quite downright crazy.

But I wouldn’t have imagined that, to this point, he’s probably be the best shortstop in the AL. I was expecting, like, a .260 EqA or so. That .280+ he’s been sporting this year has been making me smile in wrongness.

So far. . .

by philkid3 on May 16, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agree

on Max, especially this season so far.

by coolaid on May 16, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Maxmilano is a beasticon.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

David Murphy rocks, so Ellsbury can just go get himself a taco or something.

by lonestarJon on May 16, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hamilton 2008

196PAs and 0 IBBs

that will change soon, teams are going to start making Bradley beat them. OK by me.

by Randy Richardson on May 16, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We also need Hank

in there so he can protect Roy Hobbs and Bradley.

by coolaid on May 16, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently you've never met this handsome gentleman

Yup.

"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon

by thedirkatron on May 16, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh God damn it

How come I’m the only one who can’t figure how to post a picture?

I hate the interweb so much!

Bunch of freaking Commy-Nazis.

(That was supposed to be a picture of Eric Hosmer, btw.)

"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon

by thedirkatron on May 16, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok

click the picture icon and put in the URL of the picture. (and you should preview it)

by coolaid on May 16, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay

That’s what I thought I did, but I’m dumb at the internet.

Update: I just tried like seven more times and I still have no idea how to do it.

This is what my Dad must feel like when he calls me to find out how to turn the DVD player on.

"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon

by thedirkatron on May 16, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Find

a URL with just the picture, no text.

by coolaid on May 16, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like this?

Ha Ha Ha”/>

Yay! I did it!!!

"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon

by thedirkatron on May 16, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya

id like to know too

"This report of my death was an exaggeration"--Mark Twain

by rangerdanger on May 17, 2008 2:35 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN Lead-in...

Hamilton hammers 2 HRs as Astros rout Rangers

"The path you choose, you also choose its destination..."

by pro82 on May 16, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Were they...

watching the same game as we were?

"The path you choose, you also choose its destination..."

by pro82 on May 16, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is...

the map!

"The path you choose, you also choose its destination..."

by pro82 on May 16, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dang it

Borbon was trying to beat out a grounder to SS and pulled up lame crossing 1st
Mehl had to take over in CF – hope it’s not too bad

by shroomer on May 16, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hammy rbi pace

110 at the all star break, 188 on the year.

if he could repeat juando’s feat that would be… nice.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 16, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OT: 3-2 LAA

Ethier just jacked a 2-run shot off of Saunders….

Go Dodgers!

Ya....That's Real Mature.

by SMITTY on May 16, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamilton does not belong on that list.

Beasting does not accurately describe what he does. Beasting is for the rest of the baseball world.

Hamilton needs his own description.

by philkid3 on May 16, 2008 11:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on May 17, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One game

His season totals went from .293/.347/.539 to .314/.364/.599 almost 200 PAs into the season. That’s quite a game.

by Brett Perryman on May 16, 2008 11:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's what I get for

assuming that just because ESPN had updated one page for his last AB, it had also updated the other. Yeah: .314/.367/.599

by Brett Perryman on May 16, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lakewood Theatre

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 17, 2008 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude!

that was greatness! I had to sit in my car looking silly and listen to the entire thing.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 17, 2008 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone watching baseball tonight?

just wondering if i already missed the texas highlights and id be wasting the next hour trying to see them.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 16, 2008 11:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes you did

Just had them before the break. Try ESPN news.

by Hull Fan on May 16, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it just me, or...

does Steve Berthiaume need to go? He’s one of those guys that would do perfectly well without the catchphrases, but insists on using the same two or three for the entire show. That “fill thy horn” thing? What the hell is that?

Eduardo Perez is pretty horrible on there also. Hopefully they stick with Singleton instead.

by AmnGuest2006 on May 17, 2008 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

I know we usually complain about baseball tonight and ESPN in general, but I used to love watching the show. John Kruk is a moron, but at least the show used to be entertaining instead of just droll. The list of spare ex-players they run in there makes me want to strangle myself, and I never ever ever ever ever want to hear from an analyst who isn’t Tim Kirkjian or Peter Gammons, and I sometimes don’t even want to hear from them. The rest of their guys are awful.

In fact, while I’m on the ESPN rant: All their anchors are terrible these days. Stupid assed Scott Van Pelt’s “useful shot that” on every golf highlight since the beginning of time is far worse than anything Steve Berthiaume barfs out his mouth. I miss the days when Kenny Mayne, Dan Patrick, and Rich Eisen had good catchphrases, and had more than one for every single thing that ever happens in the sports world. I hate what ESPN has become.

by jwiscarson on May 17, 2008 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fill thy horn...

It starts with a mammoth douchebag named Judson Burch….he is a Coordinating Producer of Sportscenter now, came up as a PA, AP, Highlight Supervisor, Producer of BBTN, and then CP of BBTN, then CP of SC. He’s famous for “inventing” Web Gems back in the day and also for being one of the biggest nerds to ever exert a major influence over the world’s biggest sports television network. He’s just a huge prick, he went to Penn State but never attended a Football game, and he’s obsessed w/ the Phillies to the point that if they win he leaves the newsroom to go to his car and listen to “Oh Happy Day” which is the song they play in the ballpark there in Philly. He’s obsessed with umpires and inspired the “Fantasy Umpire League” that you’ll here people reference from time to time….to his credit Jud is really smart but has the especially douchey tendency of “pulling the string” on you when he’s done with a conversation….seriously, he makes an animated strikeout call on you as if he were an umpire!!! You literally have to meet him to fully appreciate what I’m talking about but here is Scott Van Pelt’s take on Judson:

“I don’t know what he’s into…I hope it’s Asians or Assholes or something…..just as long as it isn’t kids.”

So anyway Jud is a fixture there like I said….he’d be really respectable if he knew at all how to deal w/ people. One day Stevie B. was like, “Jud, give me the craziest home run call you can think of…” to which Jud came up with “Fill Thine Horn With Oil and Go” which I believe is an Old Testament quote from Samuel…just sounds ridiculous but you’ll notice that it’s usually only busted out on Phillie games (“Phil” thine horn with oil…..though usage is expanding)....the huge lesson of it all is that Jud Burch sucks….he’s also the inspiration behind Jon Buccigross’ “Normally good” which is a Mike and the Mad Dog reference (Mad Dog said “Karl Ravech…..normally good, but…”).....Jud actually keeps a written file of all the things Booch has referred to as “Normally good….” on air…..it’s all fun for that cliquey crew but annoying to everybody else, just like the Ump Fantasy League….

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on May 17, 2008 7:38 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

For a security guard

He had an awful lot of information, don’t you think?

by brettgardner on May 17, 2008 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

World Series homefield advantage

collumn on the main page suggests homefield advantage should go to the league that wins interleague play.

thats a much better idea than the all star game.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 16, 2008 11:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

chris davis.....

cant wait to see him at first instead of the ginger!!

by bhuckabee on May 16, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Daily Oklahoman - "Far from home, Fukumori just one of the guys"

Kind of an interesting article about Kaz Fukumori adapting to AAA ball. Some interesting insights into the transition from facing hitters in Japan vs the Majors.

by shroomer on May 16, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for posting that,

interesting read. I still suspect that he’s going to adjust and be an ok middle guy by the end of the year.

...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on May 17, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd include Vicente Padilla

"Popularity is fleeting. … Principles are forever." - George W. Bush

by Longhorn on May 16, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Also

what’s your definition of a beasticon?

"Popularity is fleeting. … Principles are forever." - George W. Bush

by Longhorn on May 16, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

do y'all think........

if Josh Hamilton ever meets Chuck Norris that the Earth will survive?

by blueballlefty on May 16, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mark Teixeira vs. David Murphy
Speaking of Murphy, let’s play trade mash-up for a second and just trade Mark Teixeira straight up for Murphy. Murphy this season: .286, .339 OBP, .823 OPS, 5 HR, 26 RBI; Teixeira: .240, .333, .733, 5, 21.

Damn. Good job, JD.

by coolaid on May 16, 2008 11:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

was boston's package

Ellsbury, Masterson, Lowrie?

"Popularity is fleeting. … Principles are forever." - George W. Bush

by Longhorn on May 17, 2008 12:46 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm trying to recall all the offers

for some reason i was thinking that i read that was Boston’s final offer for tex…

"Popularity is fleeting. … Principles are forever." - George W. Bush

by Longhorn on May 17, 2008 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and....

joe saunders! That would have been a pretty good trade as well it looks like! Im happy with what we did though!

by bhuckabee on May 17, 2008 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hell yes.

Although, I gotta say that I loves me some David Murphy, too. Not beasticon level, but a heck of a baseball player nonetheless. That was a hell of a trade, there, without even mentioning Gabbard and Beltre.

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on May 16, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

absolutely agree with you there

Is this some redemption panning out for Daniels, starting with the Lofton trade, on through the seemingly way above average return for Teixeira, and culminating in the incredible package from Boston for Gagne? Did he learn the ropes a bit with those initial 2-3 horrible, no good, very bad trades? Did JD figure it out after getting shellacked with Sori and Chris Young/A Gone? You could easily argue that the Rangers got the better end of the Hamilton trade too, when considering specifically how well it addressed the needs of this team at the time, both near- and far-term. Even taking into account how amazingly dominant Volquez has been so far vs. the slappy NL hitters. Maybe JD knows something there too? Maybe he’s chancing that Volquez’s arm isn’t strong enough to last more than 120 innings? I guess we’ll know by the end of next season.

I’m not ready to say that JH is the best player to ever wear a Rangers uniform, like Jamey is. But damn…if a start like this is anything other than a fluke, we’ve got an MVP on our hands. No matter where in the West the boys in blue (but should be red) finish.

Days like this remind me why I dig talking Rangers with you guys/girls. I haven’t posted extensively in a while…been so busy with work. Boy, did I need a reminder of why we all had cautious high hopes for this group of guys (and we didn’t even expect to see Boggs, Vazquez, and Murphy to remotely contribute as much as they have). I especially dig Boggs’s dominance of the A’s so far this year. Awesome.

Rangers > Nationals...for now

by RangerMoto on May 17, 2008 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crazy

What’s crazy is that Hamilton is still very young in terms of experience. What if he improves in the coming years?

by Jack Nicholson 1974 on May 17, 2008 6:34 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

i’ve been going back and reading some of the comments, stories, fanshots on the gagne and tex trade. Man, there is a lot of good, funny, dumb, interesting, idiotic, brilliant stuff there….

Don’tcha love hindsight?

"Popularity is fleeting. … Principles are forever." - George W. Bush

by Longhorn on May 17, 2008 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know not what you speak of

i uh.. loved the trade at the time…

hehe.

i think i was a little disappointed we couldnt ian kennedy from the yanks or something.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 17, 2008 2:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Murphy

I think I’m going to be the final holdout on him.

Those Minors numbers…

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on May 17, 2008 6:30 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was with you

But watching him this game did it for me. He just gets it done on both sides of the ball.

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on May 17, 2008 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

.500 here we come...

Come on Padzilla you need to beat Oswalt tomorrow.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 17, 2008 1:24 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Davis

Didn’t know you were so high on him, Adam.

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on May 17, 2008 2:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

John Mayberry should be on there.

"Popularity is fleeting. … Principles are forever." - George W. Bush

by Longhorn on May 17, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If JMJ should be on there

So should Ian Gac…

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

David Murphy rocks, so Ellsbury can just go get himself a taco or something.

by lonestarJon on May 18, 2008 3:44 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

-1

"Popularity is fleeting. … Principles are forever." - George W. Bush

by Longhorn on May 18, 2008 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Neither one should

24 year olds hitting .265 in AA with little power are not “beastly”.

And the same goes for 22 year olds with a whopping 34 games of productive play in their entire professional career as they repeat the same level for the 4th time.

by DaheelzCM on May 18, 2008 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mayberry

Please disregard….

I will shut up now.

by DaheelzCM on May 18, 2008 9:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't shut up

Mayberry has a long way to go to earn any kind of beast title. He’s had a good 3 weeks, I’m still skeptical. Hell, I have some doubts that Davis is going to be more than league average, so for me, Mayberry is a looonnng way from being a beast yet.

...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on May 18, 2008 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's my point

I was being rediculous. The Beasticon list is Ham, Davis, and MaxRam.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

David Murphy rocks, so Ellsbury can just go get himself a taco or something.

by lonestarJon on May 18, 2008 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

re-diculous

does that mean diculous again? :)

...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on May 18, 2008 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why davis?

because he can’t BB or what>?

"Popularity is fleeting. … Principles are forever." - George W. Bush

by Longhorn on May 18, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HaHa...

Paul Pierce.

“The Truth” says “hop on my back I’m carring you to the Eastern Conference Finals”. What a game 7, Pierce and LeBron just going back and forth. Damn I was nervous.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 18, 2008 11:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You will

be alot more nervous when Detroit comes into town.

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 19, 2008 3:44 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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