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5/19/08 game day thread 3

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Hamilton

will win it for the team

by Gdawg1 on May 19, 2008 10:56 PM CDT   0 recs

Josh

will ding this one.

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 19, 2008 10:56 PM CDT   0 recs

Wow

3 threads for a mon game against twinks.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 19, 2008 10:56 PM CDT   0 recs

Let's Do This

Ya....That's Real Mature.

by SMITTY on May 19, 2008 10:56 PM CDT   0 recs

thread #2 started in the 8th

who woulda thought we’d have a third?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 19, 2008 10:56 PM CDT   0 recs

come on hammy

bag it please.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 19, 2008 10:56 PM CDT   0 recs

Why isn't this game over already?

We’ve had so many chances.

Picking a random blog comment and wielding it as a club to bash "blogs" is like picking a random romance novel off an airport bookstore shelf and saying, "This book sucks. Fuck you, Tolstoy -- your medium is worthless!" - Ken Tremendous

by TheBZA on May 19, 2008 10:56 PM CDT   0 recs

Josh

Just crank one out and get us ahead. I beg of you, please.

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 19, 2008 10:56 PM CDT   0 recs

hamilton

as much as he wants to win it, just put a good swing on it. no need to swing for the fences.

i think he knows it too. very smart hitter

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 19, 2008 10:56 PM CDT   0 recs

tried it

bat failed him.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 19, 2008 10:57 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I want to kill that bat

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

David Murphy rocks, so Ellsbury can just go get himself a taco or something.

by lonestarJon on May 19, 2008 10:58 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

close

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 19, 2008 10:57 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Is anyone else

getting exhausted by the number of these kind of games so early in the season?

...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on May 19, 2008 10:57 PM CDT   0 recs

oh god

not the big fat dominican

by Dirk Diggler on May 19, 2008 10:58 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Franklyn German

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

David Murphy rocks, so Ellsbury can just go get himself a taco or something.

by lonestarJon on May 19, 2008 10:58 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Check

for corking!

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 19, 2008 10:57 PM CDT   0 recs

Hamilton wouldn't use a cork...

A cork would use Hamilton to look good.

by slimshadty12 on May 19, 2008 10:59 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

+1

Nice.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

David Murphy rocks, so Ellsbury can just go get himself a taco or something.

by lonestarJon on May 19, 2008 10:59 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

bradley

he’s going to get on. make amends.

either that or abuse his bat across his head

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 19, 2008 10:58 PM CDT   0 recs

hahaha

way to run out that grounder, MB.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 19, 2008 10:59 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

german up?

oh god.. murph… please… double?

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 19, 2008 10:59 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Stay'n alive.

Come on Murph

by Hull Fan on May 19, 2008 11:00 PM CDT   0 recs

terrible

this ump blows

by Dirk Diggler on May 19, 2008 11:00 PM CDT   0 recs

game over.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 19, 2008 11:01 PM CDT   0 recs

(sad Mario game over music)

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 19, 2008 11:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Greatness

LMAO

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

David Murphy rocks, so Ellsbury can just go get himself a taco or something.

by lonestarJon on May 19, 2008 11:03 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

this is not what I needed

after watching the Stars get spanked.

by Hull Fan on May 19, 2008 11:01 PM CDT   0 recs

Tschida

Has no clue what a strike is tonight

by zywica on May 19, 2008 11:01 PM CDT   0 recs

That was a sneaky pitch

but it was down and away

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 19, 2008 11:04 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You know that the ump is clueless

when everyone stands there for a few seconds after every pitch because they don’t know how it’s going to be called.

by zywica on May 19, 2008 11:14 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

UGGGGHH

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

David Murphy rocks, so Ellsbury can just go get himself a taco or something.

by lonestarJon on May 19, 2008 11:01 PM CDT   0 recs

has the ump

been like this all game?

by Hull Fan on May 19, 2008 11:01 PM CDT   0 recs

No

He’s been worse.

by Adam J. Morris on May 19, 2008 11:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah pretty much

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 19, 2008 11:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Mush worse, eh?

How’s that taste?

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

David Murphy rocks, so Ellsbury can just go get himself a taco or something.

by lonestarJon on May 19, 2008 11:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Actually, he was worse earlier in the game

If you can imagine that.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

David Murphy rocks, so Ellsbury can just go get himself a taco or something.

by lonestarJon on May 19, 2008 11:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah

I would say that he’s actually settled down a bit in extra innings.

by zywica on May 19, 2008 11:03 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

balls sandwhiches

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 19, 2008 11:01 PM CDT   0 recs

of every reliever with a sub 2.1 era

i trust franklyn the least.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 19, 2008 11:03 PM CDT   0 recs

yeah

that ERA is deceptive

by Dirk Diggler on May 19, 2008 11:03 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

since I'm catching up

How did Feldman look?

by Hull Fan on May 19, 2008 11:04 PM CDT   0 recs

Michael Young

sucks money nuts.

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 19, 2008 11:04 PM CDT   0 recs

monkey

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 19, 2008 11:04 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

well fark...ya just new that was gonna happen....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 19, 2008 11:04 PM CDT   0 recs

er, knew.... :)

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 19, 2008 11:04 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh, fudge

I can’t watch any more.

...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on May 19, 2008 11:04 PM CDT   0 recs

nice one MY

granted he may have been safe anyway.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 19, 2008 11:04 PM CDT   0 recs

thats a flesh wound

i will feel this loss in my soul.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 19, 2008 11:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I could have gone

my whole life without seeing that.

by Hull Fan on May 19, 2008 11:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

true...nothing can ruin your day quite like the errant javelin

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 19, 2008 11:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Other than field the ball...

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

David Murphy rocks, so Ellsbury can just go get himself a taco or something.

by lonestarJon on May 19, 2008 11:06 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i guess the only better option would have been....

to try and barehand it theres no way to throw him out on that one from the glove

by blueballlefty on May 19, 2008 11:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Nice job MY

ANY chance in hell that you are going to VOLUNTEER to move to 3B like our REAL FOTF did?

I'd love for part of the "new look" to be a return to the red uniforms of the 1990s. - Ian Kinsler

by ortonius on May 19, 2008 11:05 PM CDT   0 recs

obviously in volunteering to do what's best for the team.

I'd love for part of the "new look" to be a return to the red uniforms of the 1990s. - Ian Kinsler

by ortonius on May 19, 2008 11:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Nope

T.R. has an article up…the answer is “no.”

by Adam J. Morris on May 19, 2008 11:06 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i question if the rangers will force him

so weve moved hank for nothing. cool.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 19, 2008 11:06 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

+1

I really dislike Michael Young these days.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

David Murphy rocks, so Ellsbury can just go get himself a taco or something.

by lonestarJon on May 19, 2008 11:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, I think they will

They aren’t going to let him stay at shortstop for the next 5+ years.

by Adam J. Morris on May 19, 2008 11:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I hate Michael Young

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

David Murphy rocks, so Ellsbury can just go get himself a taco or something.

by lonestarJon on May 19, 2008 11:05 PM CDT   0 recs

dumb

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 19, 2008 11:05 PM CDT   0 recs

Helen Keller

could’ve fielded that ball

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 19, 2008 11:05 PM CDT   0 recs

Chris Shelton looks like

fat bastard, sans 100 pounds.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 19, 2008 11:06 PM CDT   0 recs

Attempting to snatch defeat

from the jaws of victory. A Ranger tradition since 1972.

by Hull Fan on May 19, 2008 11:07 PM CDT   0 recs

starring

Ian Kinsler as Ferris Buehler
and David Murphy as Cameron

that’s what we should call them

"Then, like a**holes, they took it back." -Jeff of Lookout Landing after Hamilton's 9th inning HR on April 1st.

by dstar442005 on May 19, 2008 11:07 PM CDT   0 recs

let my Cameron go....

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 19, 2008 11:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs