What does this guy look like?
by Adam J. Morris on May 20, 2008 12:03 PM CDT
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You know the drill...I link a photo of a player from today's opponent, you tell me what he looks like he'd be doing for a living if he weren't playing baseball...
Today's subject...Justin Morneau:
via l.yimg.com
What does this guy look like?
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Weird Science
kind of reminds me of the jackass older brother.
...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.
by t ball on May 20, 2008 12:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
K Millwood's
younger brother
• "Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting." - Yogi Berra (or was it Marlon Byrd)
by camartin44 on May 20, 2008 12:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
First thing that I thought ot
They look a lot alike. Either that, or a serial killer.
by Gdawg on May 20, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Psycho
Bouncer at a rock/punk club. Yep, I’ve met him a time or two…
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 20, 2008 12:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woof
He looks like a guy who tried to train his pitbull to fight but wound up with the dog biting off two fingers on his left hand. Then he decides to wear a bowling glove on that hand, even though he’s right-handed, and he doesn’t even bowl that well. He just hangs out at the bowling alley hitting on high school girls while he gets another order of nachos from the snack bar.
by naropean on May 20, 2008 12:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One of those crab boat captains
on Deadliest Catch
by FirebatM3 on May 20, 2008 12:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One of the lost Hansen brothers.....
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on May 20, 2008 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Air force mechanic
He tried to be a pilot but his eyes weren’t good enough so taking care of the planes is the next best thing.
by bushe on May 20, 2008 12:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not sure, but with those nostrils
He’s definitely buying his handkerchiefs at the Big and Tall shop.
"For the record, I did not and do not like the Volquez trade, even though Hamilton is awesome and our best player and I think he’s going to be one of the best players in baseball." philikid3
by Brian Thomas on May 20, 2008 12:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Glad someone mentioned...
...the nostrils. I think he parks his car in one of them.
"Hello win column..."
by rangersfan34 on May 20, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love child
Of a KGB colonel who defected to Canada in the 70’s.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on May 20, 2008 12:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dry Cleaner
He irons all of the clothes while wearing them. He’s suffered numerous second degree burns.
What happened to my old signature?
by WyoRanger on May 20, 2008 12:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stocker
Tossin’ product onto the shelves 10pm to 6am at the grocery store down the street.
by bhudson on May 20, 2008 12:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or equally fitting:
The “young guy” butcher at the Tom Thumb
by bhudson on May 20, 2008 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cast extra for Canadian films
Most notably as a small child at Oktoberfest in Strange Brew.
by jparks77 on May 20, 2008 12:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Coke Head
look at those nostrils!!!
those are close to michael irvin, McDonalds straw size.
toot toot!
.500 or bust!
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
by Jayslick on May 20, 2008 1:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Security Guard
like Kevin Zegers from Dawn of the Dead.
"When I am pissed off, I get angry." - Miles 5/06/08
by Chase Irwin on May 20, 2008 1:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
substitute
teacher.
the kind that everyone loves to have because it means your either watching a movie, or having a “quiet” study hall
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
by kmacsm on May 20, 2008 1:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Morneau specifically looks like...
...the cop that arrested Ben:
http://goditsucks.blogspot.com/2005_06_01_archive.html#111789312801517958#111789312801517958
by Adam J. Morris on May 20, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome story
and great picture to go along with it.
I was mistreated by the Hartford, CT PD not to long ago. Cops, for the most part, are dicks.
by cmkelly29 on May 20, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the wood chipper dude from fargo.
"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner
by trza on May 20, 2008 1:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That guy
He was also Karl Hungus (the nihilist and the star of “Logjammin’”) in Big Lebowski.
by Adam J. Morris on May 20, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yah Lehboski
I love that movie.
"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner
by trza on May 20, 2008 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Peter Stormare
He was also Slippery Pete in the Seinfeld ‘Frogger’ episode.
by tlt29 on May 21, 2008 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he looks like a player on a prison baseball team....
I guess the TC on his cap would be for the “Texas Correctionals”.
Play Ball!!
"If Kason Gabbard's gonna hit anybody, he's gonna hit one of their good hitters. He's not gonna hit Richie Sexson." - Tom Grieve
by bspate on May 20, 2008 2:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Discount Tire employee
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on May 20, 2008 3:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What I
eat for breakfast.
""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard
by miles on May 20, 2008 3:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going for...
that “younger” brother of the girl your dating who’s kind of an a-hole and still lives at home with their parents…
...OR that fat guy in the headband.
I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.
by TheJeezus on May 20, 2008 4:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This dude.
I was channel surfing and thought I saw Justin Morneau playing poker. Turns out it was some dude named Erick Lindgren.
by LiamP on May 20, 2008 6:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He looks like my UPS deliveryman
A Lonestar in California - 2.0
David Murphy rocks, so Ellsbury can just go get himself a taco or something.
by lonestarJon on May 20, 2008 6:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AxMen
He looks like he should be cutting down trees.
Ephesians 1:3-10
by kwellborn on May 20, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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