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What does this guy look like?

You know the drill...I link a photo of a player from today's opponent, you tell me what he looks like he'd be doing for a living if he weren't playing baseball...

Today's subject...Justin Morneau:

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What does this guy look like?

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kind of reminds me of the jackass older brother.

...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on May 20, 2008 12:07 PM CDT   0 recs

K Millwood's

younger brother

• "Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting." - Yogi Berra (or was it Marlon Byrd)

by camartin44 on May 20, 2008 12:11 PM CDT   0 recs

I agree.

I concur. Plus won. Yep. Whatever the masses are saying these days.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on May 20, 2008 12:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yep.

It’s kind of spooky how much alike they look.

by Athos on May 20, 2008 1:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Chet?

Me fail English? That's unpossible! - RW

by Panorama on May 20, 2008 5:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

First thing that I thought ot

They look a lot alike. Either that, or a serial killer.

by Gdawg1 on May 20, 2008 5:46 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Psycho

Bouncer at a rock/punk club. Yep, I’ve met him a time or two…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 20, 2008 12:15 PM CDT   0 recs

woof

He looks like a guy who tried to train his pitbull to fight but wound up with the dog biting off two fingers on his left hand. Then he decides to wear a bowling glove on that hand, even though he’s right-handed, and he doesn’t even bowl that well. He just hangs out at the bowling alley hitting on high school girls while he gets another order of nachos from the snack bar.

by naropean on May 20, 2008 12:15 PM CDT   0 recs

One of the lost Hansen brothers.....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 20, 2008 12:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Air force mechanic

He tried to be a pilot but his eyes weren’t good enough so taking care of the planes is the next best thing.

by bushe on May 20, 2008 12:20 PM CDT   0 recs

Not sure, but with those nostrils

He’s definitely buying his handkerchiefs at the Big and Tall shop.

"For the record, I did not and do not like the Volquez trade, even though Hamilton is awesome and our best player and I think he’s going to be one of the best players in baseball." philikid3

by Brian Thomas on May 20, 2008 12:26 PM CDT   0 recs

Glad someone mentioned...

...the nostrils. I think he parks his car in one of them.

"Hello win column..."

by rangersfan34 on May 20, 2008 1:03 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

President

Nostril Spelunkers Association of America

by shroomer on May 20, 2008 3:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Love child

Of a KGB colonel who defected to Canada in the 70’s.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on May 20, 2008 12:34 PM CDT   0 recs

Dry Cleaner

He irons all of the clothes while wearing them. He’s suffered numerous second degree burns.

What happened to my old signature?

by WyoRanger on May 20, 2008 12:41 PM CDT   0 recs

Stocker

Tossin’ product onto the shelves 10pm to 6am at the grocery store down the street.

by bhudson on May 20, 2008 12:44 PM CDT   0 recs

or equally fitting:

The “young guy” butcher at the Tom Thumb

by bhudson on May 20, 2008 12:45 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Cast extra for Canadian films

Most notably as a small child at Oktoberfest in Strange Brew.

by jparks77 on May 20, 2008 12:47 PM CDT   0 recs

Coke Head

look at those nostrils!!!

those are close to michael irvin, McDonalds straw size.

toot toot!

.500 or bust!

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on May 20, 2008 1:16 PM CDT   0 recs

Security Guard

like Kevin Zegers from Dawn of the Dead.

"When I am pissed off, I get angry." - Miles 5/06/08

by Chase Irwin on May 20, 2008 1:19 PM CDT   0 recs

substitute

teacher.

the kind that everyone loves to have because it means your either watching a movie, or having a “quiet” study hall

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on May 20, 2008 1:22 PM CDT   0 recs

Awesome story

and great picture to go along with it.

I was mistreated by the Hartford, CT PD not to long ago. Cops, for the most part, are dicks.

by cmkelly29 on May 20, 2008 3:14 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

the wood chipper dude from fargo.

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on May 20, 2008 1:51 PM CDT   0 recs

That guy

He was also Karl Hungus (the nihilist and the star of “Logjammin’”) in Big Lebowski.

by Adam J. Morris on May 20, 2008 1:58 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

yah Lehboski

I love that movie.

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on May 20, 2008 2:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Peter Stormare

He was also Slippery Pete in the Seinfeld ‘Frogger’ episode.

by tlt29 on May 21, 2008 12:29 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I think he looks like a player on a prison baseball team....

I guess the TC on his cap would be for the “Texas Correctionals”.

Play Ball!!

"If Kason Gabbard's gonna hit anybody, he's gonna hit one of their good hitters. He's not gonna hit Richie Sexson." - Tom Grieve

by bspate on May 20, 2008 2:26 PM CDT   0 recs

Uh

Guhgree

I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.

by TheJeezus on May 20, 2008 4:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Discount Tire employee

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on May 20, 2008 3:11 PM CDT   0 recs

What I

eat for breakfast.

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 20, 2008 3:46 PM CDT   0 recs

I'm going for...

that “younger” brother of the girl your dating who’s kind of an a-hole and still lives at home with their parents…

...OR that fat guy in the headband.

I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.

by TheJeezus on May 20, 2008 4:23 PM CDT   0 recs

This dude.

I was channel surfing and thought I saw Justin Morneau playing poker. Turns out it was some dude named Erick Lindgren.

by LiamP on May 20, 2008 6:33 PM CDT   0 recs

He looks like my UPS deliveryman

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

David Murphy rocks, so Ellsbury can just go get himself a taco or something.

by lonestarJon on May 20, 2008 6:38 PM CDT   0 recs

AxMen

He looks like he should be cutting down trees.

Ephesians 1:3-10

by kwellborn on May 20, 2008 10:13 PM CDT   0 recs

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