Houston Astros=world series favorites
by Sharky
on May 20, 2008 10:50 PM CDT
Yeah, I know what yall and Adam are really thinking about.
Lance Berkmann is fat and a terrible hitter. On the Rangers he would have washed out at DH ten years ago.
And oh that Miguel Tejada, he's so good right. Oh yeah, he's really good.
blah blah blah blah blah hilary duff is hot go celtics blah blah blsh blah blah barack lost by 35 points blah blah blah 75 words and one more
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I've missed you, Sharky
Where’s HH?
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
by benmor78 on May 20, 2008 10:59 PM CDT 0 recs
Yeah
I’ve been “gone” all of three weeks, and still making a few posts all that time. Please, no buttkissing I’m a terrible poster.
Part of it is I hate this new forum software/layout..another part is I found another forum to spend all my time on..no I didn’t get a life.
Who’s HH?
by Sharky on
May 20, 2008 11:24 PM CDT
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You're such a gearhead
is that your “new” forum of choice? Reinstated status?
"When I am pissed off, I get angry." - Miles 5/06/08
by Chase Irwin on
May 20, 2008 11:33 PM CDT
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No LOL
I need a forum that moves a thousand posts a minute to satisfy my twitchy OCD, heh.
by Sharky on
May 20, 2008 11:38 PM CDT
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Also I forgot to add
I dont care about the Rangers much anymore. Especially after they started 5-18 or whatever.
I think I’ll pick up a little interest as the season goes on. Especially if they keep playing better.
by Sharky on
May 21, 2008 12:08 PM CDT
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Have you watched
any Rangers games this year?
"Before I leave, I once again condemn the despicable buffoonery of D.J. Cahill." - Huck
by DJCahill on
May 22, 2008 10:57 AM CDT
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or Astros games,
for that matter?
...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.
by t ball on
May 22, 2008 1:06 PM CDT
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He only
watches hard core Eli Manning gay porn.
""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard
by miles on
May 22, 2008 2:48 PM CDT
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Is there any other kind of
Eli Manning gay porn?
The 40 trumps all!!!
by thedirkatron on
May 22, 2008 4:29 PM CDT
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+1
"When I am pissed off, I get angry." - Miles 5/06/08
by Chase Irwin on
May 22, 2008 4:35 PM CDT
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+ 69
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on
May 22, 2008 4:50 PM CDT
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Gay porn
Is it really all that it’s cracked up to be?
by shroomer on
May 22, 2008 4:54 PM CDT
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OHHHH YEHHHH *evil grin*
if you’re gay they are. They always find the hottest studs to put in them. Amazing faces, bodies and HUGE umm well you know :)
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by LAMuscleFag on
May 22, 2008 5:01 PM CDT
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not much..
a lit’l idle chit chat, the clothes come off and then right down to business.
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
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by LAMuscleFag on
May 23, 2008 5:28 PM CDT
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No, I was
attempting to finish your sentence. Huge…...dialogues.
I’ve seen porn on both sides of the fence. Don’t ask.
by jparks77 on
May 23, 2008 5:33 PM CDT
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oh i see..
haha yeh huge thick meaty dialogues that’s it :)
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
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by LAMuscleFag on
May 23, 2008 5:41 PM CDT
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You've
never seen any?
""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard
by miles on
May 22, 2008 9:20 PM CDT
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x
""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard
by miles on
May 22, 2008 10:38 PM CDT
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This gets a rec
from me!
Good to see the RAngers take 2 out of 3 from the World Series Favorites!
"Before I leave, I once again condemn the despicable buffoonery of D.J. Cahill." - Huck
by DJCahill on May 20, 2008 11:23 PM CDT 0 recs
Such an angry little freak boy...
Awwww, what’s the matter? Mommy and daddy not show you any wuv and can’t find any small animals to torture? Angry psychotic losers are funny…
by Rangerchick on May 20, 2008 11:32 PM CDT 0 recs
But seriously
We all know the Astros are out there. Lurking, world series favorites. Even when they’re lollygagging around ten games under, season after season. They’re like the Rockets. You have to breathe a sigh of relief whenever they’re eliminated because they have to be constant title favorites from any seed.
26-21. Yep. They’re gonna win that division by 25 games. Or one, either way.
How long ago would Berkmann have been traded if he was a Ranger?
by Sharky on May 20, 2008 11:42 PM CDT 1 recs
Sharky, my brother, welcome back.
A couple things you missed:
-Hank Blalock moved to 1B
-Michael Young is probably going to be moved to third
-HH is HurlerHurley
-LSB moved to a new format
-Obama won Oregon by 14 points tonight and won a majority of pledged delegates, all but sealing the Democratic nomination and the presidency
-The Astros are going to finish second in the division if they are lucky, depending on if the Cardinals can keep up what they’ve been doing
-The Brewers might put it together
Missed you, buddy. Much love. In fact, I believe that all of LSB sends you a California-endorsed kiss.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on May 21, 2008 12:05 AM CDT 0 recs
I really wish
you had posted this before I went to Vegas, so I could have gotten money down on the World Series Favorite Astros.
"Before I leave, I once again condemn the despicable buffoonery of D.J. Cahill." - Huck
by DJCahill on May 21, 2008 6:42 AM CDT 0 recs
Yeah
You got a better idea out of the NL? No, you dont.
Maybe you could say Boston is a higher favorite. MAYBE. That’s it. Other than that it’s Astros, period, and everybody knows it. Just like everybody expected the Rockets to win the NBA playoffs nationwide.
by Sharky on
May 21, 2008 12:13 PM CDT
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Question for a throw-away thread ...
I just watched the movie No Country for Old Men on DVD. I have a question for those who’ve seen it. SPOILERS!
Near the beginning of the movie, after Anton has acquired the Sheriff’s prowler, he pulls over some poor sap along the highway in order to steal his car. He puts the air-hammer thing up to the guy’s forehead and plugs him. My question is this … did blood spurt out the back of the guy’s head when he got zapped? How do you remember that scene? I have another question once we’ve established a general consensus on the first.
by shroomer on May 21, 2008 11:42 AM CDT 0 recs
Yes
Blood did spurt out the back of the guy’s head. Good movie, but I ddin’t like the ending.
Formerly known as OKRangerFan
by B_Black on
May 21, 2008 12:18 PM CDT
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Okay, I thought there was a spurt out the back, too
Not too much later, the goofy Deputy is standing over Tommy Lee Jones eating lunch in a diner. He tells him the forensics report on the poor sap guy shows an entry wound but no exit wound … and surprisingly no bullet anywhere inside the sap’s haid. Tommy Lee sez something droll like, “All due respect, Clem, but that ain’t possible.” So, we have exit wound blood splatter in the murder scene, but then they tell us 5 minutes later that there was no exit wound. Really bugged me, that.
by shroomer on
May 21, 2008 4:12 PM CDT
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Yes,
I noticed the same thing.
Formerly known as OKRangerFan
by B_Black on
May 21, 2008 4:23 PM CDT
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Maybe the did it on purpose
In Blood Simple they show the audience how the bullets are chambered in the revolver and then get the order mixed up at the end. I think they did that on purpose to screw with our haids. Screwed with mine, Jack.
by shroomer on
May 21, 2008 4:28 PM CDT
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Maybe so.
I have watched Ocean’s Eleven more times than I can count, and they have a lot of things like that going on. I have always kind of thought they were doing those things to screw with people.
Formerly known as OKRangerFan
by B_Black on
May 21, 2008 4:39 PM CDT
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Ocean's Eleven
Someone brought up to Soderbergh that the weight of all that money would be more than a handful of people could carry.
He said that yeah, that was true, and it something they simply didn’t think of until the movie was done, at which point it was too late.
by Adam J. Morris on
May 23, 2008 12:13 PM CDT
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Hey Sharky
Adam isn’t afraid to post in your thread after all. So there!
Sharky said it, I believe it, that settles it
by DJCahill on
May 23, 2008 12:34 PM CDT
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well....
Not in real life at least. As someone who has used a captive-bolt stun gun on livestock, it doesn’t. What it does is shove the bolt and skull far enough into the brain to “stun” the animal, or victim here. It’ll make them brain-dead, but not kill them. The only blood you would see would leak out the point of impact, and would be quite minimal, suprisingly.
Zap Brannigan... you're my hero.....
by hotshot215 on
May 21, 2008 7:09 PM CDT
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Adam knows this post is true
He’s avoiding it like the plague.
by Sharky on May 21, 2008 2:13 PM CDT 0 recs
Adam
fears you, because you are the voice of wisdom.
"Before I leave, I once again condemn the despicable buffoonery of D.J. Cahill." - Huck
by DJCahill on
May 21, 2008 2:21 PM CDT
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LOLicopter.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on
May 21, 2008 2:59 PM CDT
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Adam is avoiding it because
Sharky = Demon Thing Adam Morris = Cookiepuss
Sharky said it, I believe it, that settles it
by DJCahill on
May 25, 2008 9:36 AM CDT
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When are you going to publish the address
of the SharkyBlog? I’d like to read your daily posting on why all Houston Franchises are favorites to win their Sports and How you can get it done in the NFL with 45 stiffs and a OC.
"Before I leave, I once again condemn the despicable buffoonery of D.J. Cahill." - Huck
by DJCahill on May 21, 2008 3:02 PM CDT 0 recs
Maybe this is it:
...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.
by t ball on
May 21, 2008 3:36 PM CDT
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I thought it was
"Before I leave, I once again condemn the despicable buffoonery of D.J. Cahill." - Huck
by DJCahill on
May 21, 2008 4:29 PM CDT
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Celtics
sucks Sharky, sucks for you.
""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard
by miles on May 23, 2008 9:10 PM CDT 0 recs
No Miles...
sucks to talk as much shit as you do and then see every prediction you make get thrown right back in your face. I do believe the Celtics pwned Detroit at the Palace last night. Not saying they are guaranteed to win the series, but that game should shutup everyone who was saying they can’t win on the road. :P
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on
May 25, 2008 11:05 AM CDT
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