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5/23/08 game day thread

Texas Rangers at Cleveland Indians, May 23, 2008 6:05 PM CDT


Kason Gabbard v. Fausto Carmona...



Go Rangers...

 

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Nice

I like the lineup posted like that

by Dirk Diggler on May 23, 2008 5:30 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah it's nice

the lineup itself ain’t bad either

by tangiers on May 23, 2008 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

6-7-8

is mint…

only half joking.

shelton seems to have gotten better. and salt’s average ain’t great, but he walks. i think his hitting is gonna turn around.

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shelton-Salty

are probably above average 7th-8th hitters.

shelton has a .856 ops for may, which still started with a 1 for 8 or whatever.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

and our 1-2-3-4

are probably above average too :)

and our 9 too

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

well maybe not 2

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm

Id say… for their lineup spots…

Kinsler – slightly above average
Young – average
Hamilton – above average
Bradley – above average this year, probably average in general
Murphy – average this year, probably slightly below average in general for the 5th spot.
Boggs – below average
Shelton – slightly above average. his career ops is over 800 and after a slow start he has resumed looking like a decent hitter. below average for 1b, but above for the lineup spot.
Salty -a bit above average. most lineups are pretty thin down here, at least salty has patience and power. average will show back up.
Vazquez – above average so far obvviously, but i cant get past his bad career numbers. but its the 9th spot, so ill say average in general.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

2 hole

I don’t know, a lot of managers hit some pretty crap players second.

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on May 23, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

reply to myself

Like Jamey Carroll for example, apparently.

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on May 23, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Concur...

MY is a above average 2 hole hitter imo.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

salty

is not above avg. any where in the lineup right now

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

But Hamilton is

WAY above average.

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 23, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

i should have salty "below average right now"

before the a bit above average overall like i dod for some other players.

but theres a lot of reasons to think salty in 500 at bats would be better than your average 8th hitter. much better.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoooaaa

That’s cool. Was that an automatic post that just imported the lineups on its own?

What happened to my old signature?

by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 5:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Very nice AJM...

I’m digging the lineups like that.

I also like our lineup v. the Indians. Unfortunatelt the pitching matchups the next 3 days leave much to be desired. I think we lose 2 of 3.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm still figuring out...

...how to use some of the 2.0 functions…

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was it manual

and you just waited until an hour ago for the post or was it somehow automated?

What happened to my old signature?

by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm really impressed with the 2.0 feature set

I don’t know why they haven’t implemented some way of having paging in very long threads though – it would solve the “new thread is up” problem.

by Mahon on May 23, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

their lineup is really cold though.

im expecting the rangers to lose 2 as well, but not as overwhelmingly as i would if hafner/garko wernt slumping. theres a chance.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Victor Martinez

Nice.

Win 1 out of 3 and I consider it a successful series.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Hanky Spanky a lit'l too much..

his poor monkey :(

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions  

PTI...

just had a over/under on Hamslam winning 1 of the 3 Triple crown categories in the AL. Both Bob Ryan and MIchael Wilbon said he could win the RBI title but wouldn’t win the batting title or HR crown.

Anyone here think he could win the triple crown? I don’t think he can win the batting title. He may have a outside shot at the HR crown, but I don’t think that’s likely either. The RBI crown could get tighter, but I think he will take that one if he stays healthy.

Either way, nice to see Hamslam getting some love on a national level. He has been the AL MVP so far, hands down.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions  

i'll go out on a limb

and say he’ll place in top 3 in rbi, top 5 in HR and top 10 in avg

:)

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doogie Davis

I’m really hoping for him to pitch lights out tonight. And maybe stike out Teixeira 3 times. It’s amazing he’s back on the mound this quickly.

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on May 23, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions  

bradley is so friggin good

great eye

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply actions  

that's it boys..get that pitch count UP

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply actions  

bases loaded

1 out, don’t waste this opportunity

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

Time to Murphinate.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on Baby Rusty do your thing!!

your thing = Double

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions  

great call!!!

Murphy is so going to be the ROY

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1 hell yeh

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

How cool would it be

to have a ROY and an MVP on the same team. That would give me wood.

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 23, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Murphinator

will come through

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 23, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions  

murphinator time!

.922 ops against righties

.365 with bases loaded though

.637 as center fielder

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah boi!

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell YEAH Murphy

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions  

DOUBLY DO-RIGHT!!!!! WOOOOOT

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Murphinator=ROY

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Double, homerun

Basically the same thing.

What happened to my old signature?

by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions  

19 doubles

and now 33 rbi

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Carmona's ERA

Just went from 2.24 to 2.72 on 1 swing of the bat. Way to go, Smurphette!

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 6:20 PM CDT reply actions  

SUCK IT

Carmona!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions  

How do you really feel?

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 23, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

;)

lol

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

no where

near as good as their rotation

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what I was hoping

I know they had that good run of 0-run starting pitching, but I wasn’t sure how good the bullpen was. If we can keep piling it on and get to the bullpen early, we could be in for a fun game.

by Inkara1 on May 23, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's lovely I had a cocktail there once..

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Carmona looks kinda wild right now

We gotta get him before he settles down.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh

Even if Carmona pitches a complete game his ERA is going up.

What happened to my old signature?

by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions  

i wanna see salty

hit a 3 run homer

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions  

GINGER BOI

You Rock!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply actions  

haha Ginger is sooooo cute..

I hope Hank doesn’t spank you too!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha...

Ginger with Kins’ ears.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey!

he’s given me “the look”.

I think he wants to hook up after the game…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dang

This team could use a little more Salt!!! Oh, wait

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions  

The Salt Shaker

Could use a refill.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

37 pitches in the 1st

SUCK IT

Carmona!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I love it

If we can just work the counts a bit, there’s no way he’s making it past 5 innings.

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Best part is

Hamilton will probably bat next inning.

by Mahon on May 23, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Hehe

You are an evil man, aren’t you.

;)

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

80%

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

69%

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought you

were goin’ on a roadie…

:-)

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coolio

glad you’re back.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

the indians are averaging 2 a game for the past 2 weeks

gabbard is decent and the pen isnt in too bad of shape rest wise.

70% minimum!

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ya know...

I can’t believe how well the Rangers lineup is doing against very good pitching lately.

Wash deserves a lot of credit for changing the mentality and hitting approach for this team and getting them to work the count against very good pitching. The results have been very good.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:27 PM CDT reply actions  

walks

did grieve really attirbute milton’s walks to the rangers approach? milton has always walked.

the rangers walks have a lot more to do with the insertion of fairly patient players than anything else.

great inning by the way.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I think it's a little of both

Having one of your leaders be a guy whose approach jives with the manager’s (Bradley, Wash) is better than having one of your leaders (Teixeira) quibble with the manager. That’s why I’m in the don’t deal Bradley camp. People will follow a leader and it is evident at the plate this year.

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Get a 4-0 lead, and walk the leadoff batter.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Me no like

Lead-off walk, but it Grady Sizemore so yeah

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions  

.172 or .200

Who do you want starting at 2nd?

hahahahaha

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Close

to the DP, but at least we got Sizemore out at 2nd.

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Dear Gabby:

Throw some strikes damnit!!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions  

sizemore had a 390 obp last year

hes not a hacker or something. granted, gabbard still should have thrown a strike.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions  

So...

Who walks more batters tonight: Carmona or Gabbard?

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Somebody go

kick Gabbard in the nuts…he deserves it!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions  

oh he'll just curl up in a fetal position

like he did with sexson..good luck!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

hehe

Alright…he just fucked it up.

dammit!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is

not cool. Not cool at all Kason.

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Well shit...

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 23, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions  

thank goodness

Salty didn’t catch that so it could be 4-2

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Any relation?

Dwyane Wade and Jhonny Peralta?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Forget my whole odds thing

He wont pitch enough innings to qualify for a win.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions  

well it will be nice to see Kam Loe again..

which I have a feeling will be sooner rather than later.

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Ummmm

he just did.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently

Gabbard is trying to double his walk total in one game, which isn’t good since he had 20 walks before this game.

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Quick

somebody charge the mound!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Visions of

John Koronka in my head….

Nightmares I should say

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Victor sounds like

he thinks Gabby is coming out of the game.

Oh great…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Gabbard

just wanted to strike his former Baylor teammate, Shoppach out.

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:42 PM CDT reply actions  

How many times

do you think he’s called Shop Vac?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMG!!!

Gabbard got somebody out?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm afraid to look at his pitch count..

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

YIKES

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

37

ain’t karma a bitch?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

prediction

5 ip 3 er.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather Gabbard throw his fastball at Moyer velocity if he is able to command it

Unfortunately, I don’t think even Wakefield velocity will save him

(I typed this just as he struck out Shoppach on 3 pitches; maybe the coffee is finally kicking in)

by Telegraph on May 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd like to thank Kelly Shoppach

For swinging at those two pitches down and away.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Funny how

In the beginning of the season, and alot of last season we all harped on people who talked about the “same ole Rangers, all hitting, no pitching” and how they didnt even know what they were talking about.

Yet here we are dominating all that is offense in baseball, with terrible pitching holding us back from being a contender.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:45 PM CDT reply actions  

The pitching...

has not been terrible. Look at the team ERA. Last year was terrible.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

The pitching is pretty bad

its the defense that has held this team down.

by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Half of that has to be the bullpen though

The starting pitching has been decent, although a lot of that has been guys like Ponson overperforming.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

terrific pitching

is what put this team in position to contend

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno

11 blown saves?

I wonder if thats close to the top, I could be wrong.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

The bullpen hasn't been great

but that’s not the knock on the Rangers year in and year out.

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am confused

I can’t tell which one of Carmona and Gabbard is real, and which one is a reflected image

by Telegraph on May 23, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Put down

the waterpumper!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where can I find stats

like BABIP…namely for Hamilton

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Huh?

I don’t see what I’m missing. I just find it easier to calculate easy stats like that…

by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are right

as far as I can tell…I hate math though

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

The

internet…check it out sometime.

;)

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

smart ass

i didn’t feel like looking it up or doing math…figured someone had a link handy

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're having

fun here, no?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Had to be right to him

tagged it.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 6:52 PM CDT reply actions  

hmmm

come on gabbard, im backing you here.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok get somebody up

Kason is done.

We definatly leave this inning tied or behind

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Gabbard & Saltz

do not seem to be a good combo. This is the 1st time they have worked together.

And that happened…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply actions  

I think Gabbard just sucks period today

He had a rough time in his last start, too.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok

but pitchers have catchers they work best with…it’s fairly common.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe salty is who he works best with for all we know.

you simply can make no judgements whatsoever based on a start where gabbard had no control whatsoever.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I give!

Right, Gabby sucks today…but Saltz ain’t doin him no favors, that’s all.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mebbe he is

Mike O was strangley missing from the pre-game…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gabby you're a MESS

we need a clean-up on the pitchers mound please.

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh

+1

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh god.

what is wrong with you. that was idiotic.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions  

What the hell was that???

Why didn’t he throw to first?

WTF????

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions  

In the words of Steve the Pirate

ARRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

Honestly…it’s time for Loe

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Why the hell is he still in the game

Get out.

DFA. DFA. DFA. DFA. DFA. DFA. DFA. DFA.

I hate pitchers that suck.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

DFA? please

he had a 4.07 career era coming into today. we are the rangers.

he sucked today for sure.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like ive said before

Its one thing to have a bad day.

But to suck and just have bad stuff as well. Might as well get it over with an put him down, permanantly.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

.........but this is a bad day

he had a 3.12 era coming into the game this season for gods sake.

his rate stats made that unsustainable, but getting rid of him would be a god awful decision.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I rule with an Ironfist Shep

If you feared your hand was going to be cut off if you did not throw strikes, results could be a bit different.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like

Old Yeller?

That’s harsh…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

Thast the exact visual I had in my head, I almost wrote that too.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now that I have pulled my head out of my wall

GET GABBARD THE HELL OUT OF THIS GAME.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, let's pull him now

That was too close for comfort.

He needs to be done.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Well...

he might just get to 100 pitches this inning

by Rigaudeau on May 23, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gabby you are very schmuck like today.. *sigh*

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay! 4-3

Go Tribe!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Hafner

Do you all think he was a PED guy?

by Rigaudeau on May 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Not really

He’s just the guy we traded for Einar Diaz.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was a just a means

to get Drese for Myette….great move
You gotta give to get or something

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

There is a difference between

playing with fire and setting yourself on fire…

Get him out

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Ben Francisco

Looks like a mushmouth

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

Blake looks like gas cap louie

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 23, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

“We make holes in teeth!”

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Murphy

is single handedly winning this game so far

by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

+ 1 he's good at that!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

he’s tying this game. shelton helped too!!

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

MB III

Meast…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Now imagine

If he had gotten UNDER it.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on May 23, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Stud

Turn it into a run please.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

CONNECT TWO!

Just barely…

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahahaha

I love Murph.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on May 23, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

nice hustle ROY

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

You knew that was gonna happen

I mean who names their kid Fausto, I mean seriously?

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

He's a

parody…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT

Carmona!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

bradley's obp

is like approaching .500 or something. he is ridiculous.!

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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

with

more speed, and power, and less beer

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

6

in a bucket, Baby!

That’s what I’m talkin bout!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

murphinator

is awesome

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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

OT

Did anybody else see Indiana Jones last night?

I thought it was….eh…OK/pretty good.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

As I said before:

The problem was, while Harrison Ford is Indiana Jones and he is walking and talking in front of you on the big screen & that at least is awesome, it didn’t feel like an Indiana Jones movie. Too much CGI, too much exposition about terrible plot points to begin with, Shia LeBouf (Nothing more needs to be said, and not enough gritty, droll, half-smirking, dust kicked up, Indiana Jones.

It was like Indiana Jones and the Crappy Tomb Raider Ripoff. Give me Raiders any day.

by ghostofErikThompson on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gameday says

Injury Delay. What’s going on?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Carmona hurt himself

He’s now out of the game. Jorge Julio is coming in.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Carmona hurt his fallopian tube

Me fail English? That's unpossible! - RW

by Panorama on May 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

carmonalized onions

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

what's the timeline on something like that?

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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

He strained

something on the last play

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fausto

gets roughed up a lil bit by this big Rangers Offense and he’s enough, I’m going to the showers

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I searched "beasticon" on google images

and got about 15 matches from lonestarball. Most showing a turtle.

Me fail English? That's unpossible! - RW

by Panorama on May 23, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Gabbard

i just got online but i have to ask, is he hurt? that seattle game was his 1st off the DL and was pitching great till Sexson. Ever since that he has struggled throwing strikes. just wondered if he is actually healthy. i know we need him to pitch but id like him to go back to the DL and regain his early season form. the Gabbard taking the mound these days is not helping us out anyway.

by murph22 on May 23, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Boggs

His hot streak sure is over.

by Mahon on May 23, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

This isn't a bad AB, though

He’s worked it to 3-2.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

He does now

That was a nice AB, hopefully the start of something for him.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was a really good AB

When you aren’t swinging the bat very well…it’s nice to still contribute

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who let

the air outta this thing?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

10 walks in 2+ innings....

the game is 1 1/2 hours old already. Its on pace for, what, 6 hours?

by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Touche

sir.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dont trash salty you fools

he rocks.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Salty Slam!

Me fail English? That's unpossible! - RW

by Panorama on May 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Okay, Jarrod

I want some RIBBIES.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

congratulations

this must feel good for you to get some payback on all of us that talk Jarrod down

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

No hard feelings now?

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope

never was just a lot of fun having two very good catchers

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Saltz sayz

Fuck You Cleveland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

slam by salty?

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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

OH MY :)

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

That one sweet sweet swing

Made me never want to see Gerald Laird up to bat again.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

oh yeah

he just bought himself another couple games of suckage in my book. he has until june 1 to be batting .235

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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions