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5/23/08 game day thread

Texas Rangers at Cleveland Indians, May 23, 2008 6:05 PM CDT


Kason Gabbard v. Fausto Carmona...



Go Rangers...

 

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Nice

I like the lineup posted like that

by Dirk Diggler on May 23, 2008 5:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah it's nice

the lineup itself ain’t bad either

by tangiers on May 23, 2008 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

6-7-8

is mint…

only half joking.

shelton seems to have gotten better. and salt’s average ain’t great, but he walks. i think his hitting is gonna turn around.

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shelton-Salty

are probably above average 7th-8th hitters.

shelton has a .856 ops for may, which still started with a 1 for 8 or whatever.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and our 1-2-3-4

are probably above average too :)

and our 9 too

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well maybe not 2

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm

Id say… for their lineup spots…

Kinsler – slightly above average
Young – average
Hamilton – above average
Bradley – above average this year, probably average in general
Murphy – average this year, probably slightly below average in general for the 5th spot.
Boggs – below average
Shelton – slightly above average. his career ops is over 800 and after a slow start he has resumed looking like a decent hitter. below average for 1b, but above for the lineup spot.
Salty -a bit above average. most lineups are pretty thin down here, at least salty has patience and power. average will show back up.
Vazquez – above average so far obvviously, but i cant get past his bad career numbers. but its the 9th spot, so ill say average in general.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 hole

I don’t know, a lot of managers hit some pretty crap players second.

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on May 23, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

reply to myself

Like Jamey Carroll for example, apparently.

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on May 23, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Concur...

MY is a above average 2 hole hitter imo.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

salty

is not above avg. any where in the lineup right now

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Hamilton is

WAY above average.

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 23, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i should have salty "below average right now"

before the a bit above average overall like i dod for some other players.

but theres a lot of reasons to think salty in 500 at bats would be better than your average 8th hitter. much better.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoooaaa

That’s cool. Was that an automatic post that just imported the lineups on its own?

What happened to my old signature?

by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 5:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Very nice AJM...

I’m digging the lineups like that.

I also like our lineup v. the Indians. Unfortunatelt the pitching matchups the next 3 days leave much to be desired. I think we lose 2 of 3.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm still figuring out...

...how to use some of the 2.0 functions…

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was it manual

and you just waited until an hour ago for the post or was it somehow automated?

What happened to my old signature?

by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm really impressed with the 2.0 feature set

I don’t know why they haven’t implemented some way of having paging in very long threads though – it would solve the “new thread is up” problem.

by Mahon on May 23, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

their lineup is really cold though.

im expecting the rangers to lose 2 as well, but not as overwhelmingly as i would if hafner/garko wernt slumping. theres a chance.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Victor Martinez

Nice.

Win 1 out of 3 and I consider it a successful series.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hanky Spanky a lit'l too much..

his poor monkey :(

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

PTI...

just had a over/under on Hamslam winning 1 of the 3 Triple crown categories in the AL. Both Bob Ryan and MIchael Wilbon said he could win the RBI title but wouldn’t win the batting title or HR crown.

Anyone here think he could win the triple crown? I don’t think he can win the batting title. He may have a outside shot at the HR crown, but I don’t think that’s likely either. The RBI crown could get tighter, but I think he will take that one if he stays healthy.

Either way, nice to see Hamslam getting some love on a national level. He has been the AL MVP so far, hands down.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i'll go out on a limb

and say he’ll place in top 3 in rbi, top 5 in HR and top 10 in avg

:)

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doogie Davis

I’m really hoping for him to pitch lights out tonight. And maybe stike out Teixeira 3 times. It’s amazing he’s back on the mound this quickly.

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on May 23, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

bradley is so friggin good

great eye

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's it boys..get that pitch count UP

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

bases loaded

1 out, don’t waste this opportunity

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

Time to Murphinate.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

come on Baby Rusty do your thing!!

your thing = Double

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

great call!!!

Murphy is so going to be the ROY

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ 1 hell yeh

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How cool would it be

to have a ROY and an MVP on the same team. That would give me wood.

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 23, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Murphinator

will come through

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 23, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

murphinator time!

.922 ops against righties

.365 with bases loaded though

.637 as center fielder

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah boi!

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell YEAH Murphy

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DOUBLY DO-RIGHT!!!!! WOOOOOT

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Murphinator=ROY

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Double, homerun

Basically the same thing.

What happened to my old signature?

by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

19 doubles

and now 33 rbi

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no it doesn't

It feels a lot better

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

More like 1999

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carmona's ERA

Just went from 2.24 to 2.72 on 1 swing of the bat. Way to go, Smurphette!

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 6:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT

Carmona!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How do you really feel?

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 23, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

;)

lol

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no where

near as good as their rotation

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I was hoping

I know they had that good run of 0-run starting pitching, but I wasn’t sure how good the bullpen was. If we can keep piling it on and get to the bullpen early, we could be in for a fun game.

by Inkara1 on May 23, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's lovely I had a cocktail there once..

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carmona looks kinda wild right now

We gotta get him before he settles down.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh

Even if Carmona pitches a complete game his ERA is going up.

What happened to my old signature?

by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i wanna see salty

hit a 3 run homer

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

GINGER BOI

You Rock!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

haha Ginger is sooooo cute..

I hope Hank doesn’t spank you too!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha...

Ginger with Kins’ ears.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

he’s given me “the look”.

I think he wants to hook up after the game…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dang

This team could use a little more Salt!!! Oh, wait

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Salt Shaker

Could use a refill.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

37 pitches in the 1st

SUCK IT

Carmona!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I love it

If we can just work the counts a bit, there’s no way he’s making it past 5 innings.

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best part is

Hamilton will probably bat next inning.

by Mahon on May 23, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hehe

You are an evil man, aren’t you.

;)

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

80%

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

69%

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought you

were goin’ on a roadie…

:-)

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well we won so

I calmed down a little bit

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coolio

glad you’re back.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the indians are averaging 2 a game for the past 2 weeks

gabbard is decent and the pen isnt in too bad of shape rest wise.

70% minimum!

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya know...

I can’t believe how well the Rangers lineup is doing against very good pitching lately.

Wash deserves a lot of credit for changing the mentality and hitting approach for this team and getting them to work the count against very good pitching. The results have been very good.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

walks

did grieve really attirbute milton’s walks to the rangers approach? milton has always walked.

the rangers walks have a lot more to do with the insertion of fairly patient players than anything else.

great inning by the way.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it's a little of both

Having one of your leaders be a guy whose approach jives with the manager’s (Bradley, Wash) is better than having one of your leaders (Teixeira) quibble with the manager. That’s why I’m in the don’t deal Bradley camp. People will follow a leader and it is evident at the plate this year.

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

Get a 4-0 lead, and walk the leadoff batter.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not just the leadoff batter

Grady Sizemore.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me no like

Lead-off walk, but it Grady Sizemore so yeah

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

.172 or .200

Who do you want starting at 2nd?

hahahahaha

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Close

to the DP, but at least we got Sizemore out at 2nd.

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Gabby:

Throw some strikes damnit!!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So if our pitching develops

Im sensing dynasty. Think late 90’s Yankees.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sizemore had a 390 obp last year

hes not a hacker or something. granted, gabbard still should have thrown a strike.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So...

Who walks more batters tonight: Carmona or Gabbard?

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Somebody go

kick Gabbard in the nuts…he deserves it!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh he'll just curl up in a fetal position

like he did with sexson..good luck!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hehe

Alright…he just fucked it up.

dammit!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is

not cool. Not cool at all Kason.

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That Cleveland line-up

is baddddd, as in can’t hit…

by SanDiegoKev on May 23, 2008 6:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well shit...

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 23, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank god that was Hafner running

Or it would be 4-2.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thank goodness

Salty didn’t catch that so it could be 4-2

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Any relation?

Dwyane Wade and Jhonny Peralta?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Forget my whole odds thing

He wont pitch enough innings to qualify for a win.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well it will be nice to see Kam Loe again..

which I have a feeling will be sooner rather than later.

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ummmm

he just did.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently

Gabbard is trying to double his walk total in one game, which isn’t good since he had 20 walks before this game.

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Quick

somebody charge the mound!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Visions of

John Koronka in my head….

Nightmares I should say

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Victor sounds like

he thinks Gabby is coming out of the game.

Oh great…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gabbard

just wanted to strike his former Baylor teammate, Shoppach out.

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How many times

do you think he’s called Shop Vac?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG!!!

Gabbard got somebody out?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

disaster averted.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm afraid to look at his pitch count..

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YIKES

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

best in the game.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

37

ain’t karma a bitch?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

prediction

5 ip 3 er.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather Gabbard throw his fastball at Moyer velocity if he is able to command it

Unfortunately, I don’t think even Wakefield velocity will save him

(I typed this just as he struck out Shoppach on 3 pitches; maybe the coffee is finally kicking in)

by Telegraph on May 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd like to thank Kelly Shoppach

For swinging at those two pitches down and away.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Funny how

In the beginning of the season, and alot of last season we all harped on people who talked about the “same ole Rangers, all hitting, no pitching” and how they didnt even know what they were talking about.

Yet here we are dominating all that is offense in baseball, with terrible pitching holding us back from being a contender.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The pitching...

has not been terrible. Look at the team ERA. Last year was terrible.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Team ERA+

87

That’s pretty bad.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The pitching is pretty bad

its the defense that has held this team down.

by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Half of that has to be the bullpen though

The starting pitching has been decent, although a lot of that has been guys like Ponson overperforming.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

terrific pitching

is what put this team in position to contend

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

11 blown saves?

I wonder if thats close to the top, I could be wrong.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The bullpen hasn't been great

but that’s not the knock on the Rangers year in and year out.

by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am confused

I can’t tell which one of Carmona and Gabbard is real, and which one is a reflected image

by Telegraph on May 23, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Put down

the waterpumper!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where can I find stats

like BABIP…namely for Hamilton

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

isn't that just

(H-HR) divided by (AB-HR-K)?

by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

I don’t see what I’m missing. I just find it easier to calculate easy stats like that…

by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are right

as far as I can tell…I hate math though

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The

internet…check it out sometime.

;)

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

smart ass

i didn’t feel like looking it up or doing math…figured someone had a link handy

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're having

fun here, no?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Had to be right to him

tagged it.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hmmm

come on gabbard, im backing you here.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok get somebody up

Kason is done.

We definatly leave this inning tied or behind

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gabbard & Saltz

do not seem to be a good combo. This is the 1st time they have worked together.

And that happened…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Gabbard just sucks period today

He had a rough time in his last start, too.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok

but pitchers have catchers they work best with…it’s fairly common.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe salty is who he works best with for all we know.

you simply can make no judgements whatsoever based on a start where gabbard had no control whatsoever.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I give!

Right, Gabby sucks today…but Saltz ain’t doin him no favors, that’s all.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jamey Carroll

He looks like Mike Ogulnick

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 6:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mebbe he is

Mike O was strangley missing from the pre-game…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gabby you're a MESS

we need a clean-up on the pitchers mound please.

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh

+1

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh god.

what is wrong with you. that was idiotic.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell was that???

Why didn’t he throw to first?

WTF????

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In the words of Steve the Pirate

ARRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

Honestly…it’s time for Loe

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why the hell is he still in the game

Get out.

DFA. DFA. DFA. DFA. DFA. DFA. DFA. DFA.

I hate pitchers that suck.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DFA? please

he had a 4.07 career era coming into today. we are the rangers.

he sucked today for sure.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like ive said before

Its one thing to have a bad day.

But to suck and just have bad stuff as well. Might as well get it over with an put him down, permanantly.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

.........but this is a bad day

he had a 3.12 era coming into the game this season for gods sake.

his rate stats made that unsustainable, but getting rid of him would be a god awful decision.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I rule with an Ironfist Shep

If you feared your hand was going to be cut off if you did not throw strikes, results could be a bit different.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like

Old Yeller?

That’s harsh…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Thast the exact visual I had in my head, I almost wrote that too.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

that was terrible

by Mahon on May 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Now that I have pulled my head out of my wall

GET GABBARD THE HELL OUT OF THIS GAME.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, let's pull him now

That was too close for comfort.

He needs to be done.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well...

he might just get to 100 pitches this inning

by Rigaudeau on May 23, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gabby you are very schmuck like today.. *sigh*

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay! 4-3

Go Tribe!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hafner

Do you all think he was a PED guy?

by Rigaudeau on May 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not really

He’s just the guy we traded for Einar Diaz.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a just a means

to get Drese for Myette….great move
You gotta give to get or something

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

from wikipedia (who knows if it's true)

Aaron has signed with the York Revolution of the independent Atlantic League for the 2008 season.

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is a difference between

playing with fire and setting yourself on fire…

Get him out

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ben Francisco

Looks like a mushmouth

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

Blake looks like gas cap louie

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 23, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh

“We make holes in teeth!”

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Murphy

is single handedly winning this game so far

by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+ 1 he's good at that!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

he’s tying this game. shelton helped too!!

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bradley beasting.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MB III

Meast…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Now imagine

If he had gotten UNDER it.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on May 23, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stud

Turn it into a run please.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CONNECT TWO!

Just barely…

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahahaha

I love Murph.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on May 23, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice hustle ROY

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You knew that was gonna happen

I mean who names their kid Fausto, I mean seriously?

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's a

parody…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUCK IT

Carmona!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

bradley's obp

is like approaching .500 or something. he is ridiculous.!

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

with

more speed, and power, and less beer

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

6

in a bucket, Baby!

That’s what I’m talkin bout!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blalock

When Blalock comes back, will he be in the 4-spot?

by Rigaudeau on May 23, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably not

Probably 5th, to separate him and Hamilton

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope
5.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

murphinator

is awesome

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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OT

Did anybody else see Indiana Jones last night?

I thought it was….eh…OK/pretty good.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

As I said before:

The problem was, while Harrison Ford is Indiana Jones and he is walking and talking in front of you on the big screen & that at least is awesome, it didn’t feel like an Indiana Jones movie. Too much CGI, too much exposition about terrible plot points to begin with, Shia LeBouf (Nothing more needs to be said, and not enough gritty, droll, half-smirking, dust kicked up, Indiana Jones.

It was like Indiana Jones and the Crappy Tomb Raider Ripoff. Give me Raiders any day.

by ghostofErikThompson on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gameday says

Injury Delay. What’s going on?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Carmona hurt himself

He’s now out of the game. Jorge Julio is coming in.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carmona hurt his fallopian tube

Me fail English? That's unpossible! - RW

by Panorama on May 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

carmonalized onions

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

David Murphy

Injured Carmonas soul.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's the timeline on something like that?

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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He strained

something on the last play

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fausto

gets roughed up a lil bit by this big Rangers Offense and he’s enough, I’m going to the showers

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I searched "beasticon" on google images

and got about 15 matches from lonestarball. Most showing a turtle.

Me fail English? That's unpossible! - RW

by Panorama on May 23, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gabbard

i just got online but i have to ask, is he hurt? that seattle game was his 1st off the DL and was pitching great till Sexson. Ever since that he has struggled throwing strikes. just wondered if he is actually healthy. i know we need him to pitch but id like him to go back to the DL and regain his early season form. the Gabbard taking the mound these days is not helping us out anyway.

by murph22 on May 23, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Boggs

His hot streak sure is over.

by Mahon on May 23, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This isn't a bad AB, though

He’s worked it to 3-2.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's now 4-2...

but he didn’t walk

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He does now

That was a nice AB, hopefully the start of something for him.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a really good AB

When you aren’t swinging the bat very well…it’s nice to still contribute

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who let

the air outta this thing?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This game

Is gonna go 5 hours

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

10 walks in 2+ innings....

the game is 1 1/2 hours old already. Its on pace for, what, 6 hours?

by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Touche

sir.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dont trash salty you fools

he rocks.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SALTY

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM

by murph22 on May 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Salty Slam!

Me fail English? That's unpossible! - RW

by Panorama on May 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, Jarrod

I want some RIBBIES.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

congratulations

this must feel good for you to get some payback on all of us that talk Jarrod down

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

No hard feelings now?

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

never was just a lot of fun having two very good catchers

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saltz sayz

Fuck You Cleveland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

slam by salty?

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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH MY :)

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That one sweet sweet swing

Made me never want to see Gerald Laird up to bat again.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah

he just bought himself another couple games of suckage in my book. he has until june 1 to be batting .235

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Salty Slam!

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Book closed on Carmona

ERA goes up to 3.10. Nice.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This game is fun again

it wasn’t for a while there.

by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Salt in the wounds!!!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I bet Hamilton

Has the hugest boner looking at these batting practice pitches get thrown

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hmmmmm

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing like Tom...

...explaining why it is okay for Jorge Julio to be sucking right now…

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish my name was

George July. Sounds like a Michael Vick alias.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

kinsler is also a beast

rangers offense is on fire.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad

Wes Littleton isn’t on the team. It’d be cool if he could win the weekly Wes Littleton Award

by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

This guy is a joke

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In other news

Galarraga is human after all.

by LiamP on May 23, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

15 runs allowed...

...in his last 22 1/3 IP…

He had a couple of solid starts initially, but has been pretty bleah since…

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im glad I am not a Indians fan right now

Screw DFA, this guy needs to have the assassination squad waiting for him in the dugout if it was my call.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hammy hammy hammy

please?

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

KINZ!!!

Boy, this is an unexpected explosion.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Texas Rules

Cleveland Drools!

So, ya, take that!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it's all about the hamilton baby

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Leave it to Hamilton

to kill the offense ;- )

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he felt sorry

for Whore Hey Who Lee O

Me fail English? That's unpossible! - RW

by Panorama on May 23, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

excuse the pun

Cleveland gets ROCKED

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mmmmmm, I love me some salty salami!

Get your mind out of the gutter.

by philkid3 on May 23, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Woah...

so….any plans this weekend?

LOL!!!!!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you think

Jorge is hoping the murph hurts him too so he can go to the showers?

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The number seven

Is it considered a crooked number?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad

Milton’s OBP goes down

by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he didn't get on base

but he got an rbi. go milton!!
murph another double?

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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Am I the only one

who is rooting for still runs like they’re going to win us the game? I would be shocked if we didn’t need at least a good portion of an eight run lead to close this game out.

by Brett Perryman on May 23, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

i think that guy might make it in the big leagues, do you think they made the right centerfield choice?

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

murph

also a beast, good catch aside.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DaMurph

just knocked Sizemore outta the game.

Just you wait…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sizemore

robs what could have been a triple which would have been 1 step closer to the cycle for murph.

by murph22 on May 23, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ouch.

that sounded like it hurt

by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

awww the Murph gets robbed

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Impressive catch by Sizemore. Bummer.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok gentlemen

Place your recalculated odds of Kason Gabbard getting a win tonight.

Im going with 39%

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that would require 5 ip

20%

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

19%

oh yeah, price is right style on yo ass.

now some jackass is gonna come in and say 18%

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess

you win?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Murphy is like Pujols

Except more subtle in method

by Telegraph on May 23, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kason

Just start throwing BP, I mean what is the average chance a ball put in play creates an out, >70% of the time?

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we just get Kam Loe in here already?

Gabbard will blow this 8 run lead if you give him the chance.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no loe

as bad as gabbard is, loe is abysmal

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

gabby.... please..

8 run lead… 82 over the middle please. at least until they do something with it.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh come on Gabby!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Salty needs to.....

..... start doing some of that pitch Framing that y’all are always talking about!!!!!

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think he heard ya

With those last two pitches.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sprained

taint?

Just askin…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of taints

Mythbusters fans, go to http://www.wwtdd.com

The site is SFW.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miley's

or Adam Savage’s? I kinda see both…

BTW, that sight is NSFW in my mind. But, I love it!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ever since Sexson

theres been control problems. maybe im wrong but i think hes hurt still.

by murph22 on May 23, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

its just one game.

granted he was bad last time but just usual eh start bad.

given who we would be calling up, no need to panic about gabbard unless he does this again.

2 outs in a row, woohoo.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how does someone strike out twice

when Gabbard can’t throw a strike to anyone else

by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tom and Josh

keep talking like the Red Sox care that they dont have Murph or Kason, I guarantee you they dont care a lick that these guys arent there it was a great tade for us but neither of these guys would have been on there 25 man. dont get me wrong we did good in this trade, but Boston isn’t missing them

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, I bet boston would like to have Murphy as a 4th OF

But +1 as far as Gabbard is concerned.

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"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont think he would make there roster

i know the 4 below manny-els-drew-crisp and who else do they have i guess he would be there 5th although i wouldnt trade him for drew, and crisp is close to

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I forgot about Crisp

They can’t seem to get rid of him.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

manny-elsbury-drew with crisp also there.

given what they are paying drew murph may not play there even if he was traded there today with what hes shown in texas, and if he stayed there he would have never gotten the chance to even show this much.

im sure they wouldnt mind having him around as depth, but nothing to lose sleep over for them.

they certainly dont need gabbard. and beltre.. who knows.

if gagne had performed well it would have been a fair trade good for both teams.

im just glad it happened.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good news:

his K’s are increasing.

bad news:

so are his walks and runs

more good news:

nobody hits

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

gabbard was so close to getting out of it =(

ok, 5 run game, get him out.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

First team to 20 wins

Me fail English? That's unpossible! - RW

by Panorama on May 23, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Get him the F out

Goddamn why did that take so long?

What happened to my old signature?

by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

My question as well.

Why send Kason back out there to give up runs? The Rangers can easily lose this game now. I guess Wash was trying to get him a victory but when you suck you should come out and if your feeling are hurt, too bad.

by Jea103 on May 23, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOT Gabulous!!

Get out NOW!!!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap

Take him oouuut. Thanks.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

carpal tunnel syndrome?

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

Nice.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah the glorious Rangers

Put me yet again in another situation of looking forward to a win, or never watching them again if they lose a game like this.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Egleast

and here comes another hit

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice play by Sheltie

Speaking of which, can anyone find a picture of a red Shetland Pony? I think it’d work.

What happened to my old signature?

by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yep thats him, having a bad hair day!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wha???

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh! Him?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think this one fits best

peak physical specimen

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sweetie

is airbrushed more than a Playboy Centerfold!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

just a little color shifting

no physical alterations!

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of which

That horse is pretty fat.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bingo! That's the right coloration!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me fail English? That's unpossible! - RW

by Panorama on May 23, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A ZOOM tat

on her thigh…Is that like a tramp stamp for ponies?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit guys

I’m laughing my ass off. I wish I know how to post photos. But alas, I’m 35 years old and technology has passed me by. Thanks.

What happened to my old signature?

by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just hit the tree image in the comments box

It’ll bring up a window to paste the image URL into.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Base hit Boggs!

He really needs to heat up or he’s gonna get sent down when Blalock comes up.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice eye.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Salty

has really looked a lot more comfortable at the plate the past few times out

by booyahcaveman on May 23, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you know what the deal with 45 at bats is?

one homerun can raise your obp 100 points.

749 ops now. more like 754 something with the walk.

suddenly salty’s numbers cant really be bashed.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im just impressed

at how patience he has been this year.

by booyahcaveman on May 23, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's always been patient in the minors

When he hit .230 in AA in ‘06 when he was hurt he drew 55 walks and had a .353 OBP.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i definately think

the Indians should DFA Julio and trade us Sin-Choo for the big fat GERMAN

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Boy

Just when you thought Vazquez was cooling down…

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If Ian

Had Milton Bradley’s command of the strikezone, he would be even more of a beast than he already is.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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