5/23/08 game day thread
Texas Rangers at Cleveland Indians, May 23, 2008 6:05 PM CDT
Kason Gabbard v. Fausto Carmona...
Go Rangers...
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Nice
I like the lineup posted like that
by Dirk Diggler on May 23, 2008 5:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah it's nice
the lineup itself ain’t bad either
by tangiers on May 23, 2008 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
6-7-8
is mint…
only half joking.
shelton seems to have gotten better. and salt’s average ain’t great, but he walks. i think his hitting is gonna turn around.
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shelton-Salty
are probably above average 7th-8th hitters.
shelton has a .856 ops for may, which still started with a 1 for 8 or whatever.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and our 1-2-3-4
are probably above average too :)
and our 9 too
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well maybe not 2
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm
Id say… for their lineup spots…
Kinsler – slightly above average
Young – average
Hamilton – above average
Bradley – above average this year, probably average in general
Murphy – average this year, probably slightly below average in general for the 5th spot.
Boggs – below average
Shelton – slightly above average. his career ops is over 800 and after a slow start he has resumed looking like a decent hitter. below average for 1b, but above for the lineup spot.
Salty -a bit above average. most lineups are pretty thin down here, at least salty has patience and power. average will show back up.
Vazquez – above average so far obvviously, but i cant get past his bad career numbers. but its the 9th spot, so ill say average in general.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 hole
I don’t know, a lot of managers hit some pretty crap players second.
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by trza on May 23, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
reply to myself
Like Jamey Carroll for example, apparently.
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by trza on May 23, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Concur...
MY is a above average 2 hole hitter imo.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
salty
is not above avg. any where in the lineup right now
by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Hamilton is
WAY above average.
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by EssBee on May 23, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i should have salty "below average right now"
before the a bit above average overall like i dod for some other players.
but theres a lot of reasons to think salty in 500 at bats would be better than your average 8th hitter. much better.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoooaaa
That’s cool. Was that an automatic post that just imported the lineups on its own?
What happened to my old signature?
by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 5:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Very nice AJM...
I’m digging the lineups like that.
I also like our lineup v. the Indians. Unfortunatelt the pitching matchups the next 3 days leave much to be desired. I think we lose 2 of 3.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm still figuring out...
...how to use some of the 2.0 functions…
by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was it manual
and you just waited until an hour ago for the post or was it somehow automated?
What happened to my old signature?
by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm really impressed with the 2.0 feature set
I don’t know why they haven’t implemented some way of having paging in very long threads though – it would solve the “new thread is up” problem.
by Mahon on May 23, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
their lineup is really cold though.
im expecting the rangers to lose 2 as well, but not as overwhelmingly as i would if hafner/garko wernt slumping. theres a chance.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Victor Martinez
Nice.
Win 1 out of 3 and I consider it a successful series.
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hanky Spanky a lit'l too much..
his poor monkey :(
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
PTI...
just had a over/under on Hamslam winning 1 of the 3 Triple crown categories in the AL. Both Bob Ryan and MIchael Wilbon said he could win the RBI title but wouldn’t win the batting title or HR crown.
Anyone here think he could win the triple crown? I don’t think he can win the batting title. He may have a outside shot at the HR crown, but I don’t think that’s likely either. The RBI crown could get tighter, but I think he will take that one if he stays healthy.
Either way, nice to see Hamslam getting some love on a national level. He has been the AL MVP so far, hands down.
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by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'll go out on a limb
and say he’ll place in top 3 in rbi, top 5 in HR and top 10 in avg
:)
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doogie Davis
I’m really hoping for him to pitch lights out tonight. And maybe stike out Teixeira 3 times. It’s amazing he’s back on the mound this quickly.
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by trza on May 23, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bradley is so friggin good
great eye
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's it boys..get that pitch count UP
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bases loaded
1 out, don’t waste this opportunity
by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
Time to Murphinate.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on Baby Rusty do your thing!!
your thing = Double
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
great call!!!
Murphy is so going to be the ROY
by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 1 hell yeh
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How cool would it be
to have a ROY and an MVP on the same team. That would give me wood.
re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill
by EssBee on May 23, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We'd have to win for that to happen.
White Women!
by nikpin on May 23, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Murphinator
will come through
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
by boomer1 on May 23, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
murphinator time!
.922 ops against righties
.365 with bases loaded though
.637 as center fielder
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hell YEAH Murphy
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by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MURPHINATOR
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DOUBLY DO-RIGHT!!!!! WOOOOOT
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Murphinator=ROY
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
by boomer1 on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Double, homerun
Basically the same thing.
What happened to my old signature?
by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
19 doubles
and now 33 rbi
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
More like 1999
re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill
by EssBee on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carmona's ERA
Just went from 2.24 to 2.72 on 1 swing of the bat. Way to go, Smurphette!
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by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 6:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT
Carmona!!!
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How do you really feel?
re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill
by EssBee on May 23, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone know what Cleveland's bullpen is like?
by Inkara1 on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no where
near as good as their rotation
by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I was hoping
I know they had that good run of 0-run starting pitching, but I wasn’t sure how good the bullpen was. If we can keep piling it on and get to the bullpen early, we could be in for a fun game.
by Inkara1 on May 23, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's lovely I had a cocktail there once..
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carmona looks kinda wild right now
We gotta get him before he settles down.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh
Even if Carmona pitches a complete game his ERA is going up.
What happened to my old signature?
by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i wanna see salty
hit a 3 run homer
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GINGER BOI
You Rock!!!
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha Ginger is sooooo cute..
I hope Hank doesn’t spank you too!
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha...
Ginger with Kins’ ears.
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by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dang
This team could use a little more Salt!!! Oh, wait
by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Salt Shaker
Could use a refill.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
37 pitches in the 1st
SUCK IT
Carmona!!!
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Best part is
Hamilton will probably bat next inning.
by Mahon on May 23, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What percentage does Kason Gabbard have of getting a win
I will put them at 65% right now
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
80%
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by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
69%
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you
were goin’ on a roadie…
:-)
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well we won so
I calmed down a little bit
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the indians are averaging 2 a game for the past 2 weeks
gabbard is decent and the pen isnt in too bad of shape rest wise.
70% minimum!
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ya know...
I can’t believe how well the Rangers lineup is doing against very good pitching lately.
Wash deserves a lot of credit for changing the mentality and hitting approach for this team and getting them to work the count against very good pitching. The results have been very good.
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by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
walks
did grieve really attirbute milton’s walks to the rangers approach? milton has always walked.
the rangers walks have a lot more to do with the insertion of fairly patient players than anything else.
great inning by the way.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it's a little of both
Having one of your leaders be a guy whose approach jives with the manager’s (Bradley, Wash) is better than having one of your leaders (Teixeira) quibble with the manager. That’s why I’m in the don’t deal Bradley camp. People will follow a leader and it is evident at the plate this year.
by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
Get a 4-0 lead, and walk the leadoff batter.
by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not just the leadoff batter
Grady Sizemore.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me no like
Lead-off walk, but it Grady Sizemore so yeah
by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
.172 or .200
Who do you want starting at 2nd?
hahahahaha
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Close
to the DP, but at least we got Sizemore out at 2nd.
by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Gabby:
Throw some strikes damnit!!
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So if our pitching develops
Im sensing dynasty. Think late 90’s Yankees.
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sizemore had a 390 obp last year
hes not a hacker or something. granted, gabbard still should have thrown a strike.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So...
Who walks more batters tonight: Carmona or Gabbard?
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2 apeice
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody go
kick Gabbard in the nuts…he deserves it!
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh he'll just curl up in a fetal position
like he did with sexson..good luck!
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Cleveland line-up
is baddddd, as in can’t hit…
by SanDiegoKev on May 23, 2008 6:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Recalculating odds of Gabbard victory
Now sitting at 52%
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well shit...
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by boomer1 on May 23, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank god that was Hafner running
Or it would be 4-2.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank goodness
Salty didn’t catch that so it could be 4-2
by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any relation?
Dwyane Wade and Jhonny Peralta?
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by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gabbard can't throw a strike to save his life
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well to be fair you do
have to careful when facing a lineup that is this hot
by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Forget my whole odds thing
He wont pitch enough innings to qualify for a win.
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well it will be nice to see Kam Loe again..
which I have a feeling will be sooner rather than later.
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If Gabbard walks another hitter this inning
he doesn’t deserve to win
by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently
Gabbard is trying to double his walk total in one game, which isn’t good since he had 20 walks before this game.
by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
19 Balls, 14 strikes for Gabbard so far this inning
Four walks.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Visions of
John Koronka in my head….
Nightmares I should say
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kam Loe is up in the bullpen already
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Victor sounds like
he thinks Gabby is coming out of the game.
Oh great…
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT!
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gabbard
just wanted to strike his former Baylor teammate, Shoppach out.
by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How many times
do you think he’s called Shop Vac?
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by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG!!!
Gabbard got somebody out?
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
disaster averted.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he can get a 3 pitch inning
and be back on track
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm afraid to look at his pitch count..
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YIKES
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
best in the game.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
prediction
5 ip 3 er.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather Gabbard throw his fastball at Moyer velocity if he is able to command it
Unfortunately, I don’t think even Wakefield velocity will save him
(I typed this just as he struck out Shoppach on 3 pitches; maybe the coffee is finally kicking in)
by Telegraph on May 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to thank Kelly Shoppach
For swinging at those two pitches down and away.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Funny how
In the beginning of the season, and alot of last season we all harped on people who talked about the “same ole Rangers, all hitting, no pitching” and how they didnt even know what they were talking about.
Yet here we are dominating all that is offense in baseball, with terrible pitching holding us back from being a contender.
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The pitching...
has not been terrible. Look at the team ERA. Last year was terrible.
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by slc ranger on May 23, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Team ERA+
87
That’s pretty bad.
by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The pitching is pretty bad
its the defense that has held this team down.
by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Half of that has to be the bullpen though
The starting pitching has been decent, although a lot of that has been guys like Ponson overperforming.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
terrific pitching
is what put this team in position to contend
by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
11 blown saves?
I wonder if thats close to the top, I could be wrong.
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The bullpen hasn't been great
but that’s not the knock on the Rangers year in and year out.
by Gdawg on May 23, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Erik Bedard
Just got taken deep by Shelley Duncan.
by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Duncan looked like a good power hitter when he came up last year
by Inkara1 on May 23, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Shelly Duncan", "good", and "hitter" should never be used in the same sentence
by Telegraph on May 23, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It just seemed like he hit a lot of HRs in a small sample size
by Inkara1 on May 23, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinda like Chris Shelton
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What did he say?
I’m stuck watching the CLE broadcast
by Inkara1 on May 23, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's just talking about his surgery
by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet it's a pain in the ass!
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need to consult a map, you have your directions confused
by Telegraph on May 23, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
colo rectal surgery?
is that what he’s having?
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am confused
I can’t tell which one of Carmona and Gabbard is real, and which one is a reflected image
by Telegraph on May 23, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Get your prostate checked guys!
White Women!
by nikpin on May 23, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One leading cause of death in men
Never going to the doctor
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where can I find stats
like BABIP…namely for Hamilton
by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
isn't that just
(H-HR) divided by (AB-HR-K)?
by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
? i dont think you are on the same page
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh?
I don’t see what I’m missing. I just find it easier to calculate easy stats like that…
by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are right
as far as I can tell…I hate math though
by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The
internet…check it out sometime.
;)
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
smart ass
i didn’t feel like looking it up or doing math…figured someone had a link handy
by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're having
fun here, no?
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
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http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here
Here’s Josh’s stat page…
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=1875&position=OF
... his BABIP is .342
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Had to be right to him
tagged it.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hmmm
come on gabbard, im backing you here.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok get somebody up
Kason is done.
We definatly leave this inning tied or behind
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How Loe can ya go?
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was last year
didnt work out too well.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok, now im ready for loe.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gabbard & Saltz
do not seem to be a good combo. This is the 1st time they have worked together.
And that happened…
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Gabbard just sucks period today
He had a rough time in his last start, too.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont see what salty has to do with gabbard losing his control
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok
but pitchers have catchers they work best with…it’s fairly common.
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe salty is who he works best with for all we know.
you simply can make no judgements whatsoever based on a start where gabbard had no control whatsoever.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jamey Carroll
He looks like Mike Ogulnick
by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 6:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mebbe he is
Mike O was strangley missing from the pre-game…
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gabby you're a MESS
we need a clean-up on the pitchers mound please.
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 6:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh
+1
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh god.
what is wrong with you. that was idiotic.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell was that???
Why didn’t he throw to first?
WTF????
by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In the words of Steve the Pirate
ARRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Honestly…it’s time for Loe
by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why the hell is he still in the game
Get out.
DFA. DFA. DFA. DFA. DFA. DFA. DFA. DFA.
I hate pitchers that suck.
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA? please
he had a 4.07 career era coming into today. we are the rangers.
he sucked today for sure.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like ive said before
Its one thing to have a bad day.
But to suck and just have bad stuff as well. Might as well get it over with an put him down, permanantly.
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
.........but this is a bad day
he had a 3.12 era coming into the game this season for gods sake.
his rate stats made that unsustainable, but getting rid of him would be a god awful decision.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I rule with an Ironfist Shep
If you feared your hand was going to be cut off if you did not throw strikes, results could be a bit different.
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like
Old Yeller?
That’s harsh…
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
Thast the exact visual I had in my head, I almost wrote that too.
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that I have pulled my head out of my wall
GET GABBARD THE HELL OUT OF THIS GAME.
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"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven
by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, let's pull him now
That was too close for comfort.
He needs to be done.
by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gabby you are very schmuck like today.. *sigh*
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay! 4-3
Go Tribe!!!
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hafner
Do you all think he was a PED guy?
by Rigaudeau on May 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not really
He’s just the guy we traded for Einar Diaz.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a just a means
to get Drese for Myette….great move
You gotta give to get or something
by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
from wikipedia (who knows if it's true)
Aaron has signed with the York Revolution of the independent Atlantic League for the 2008 season.
by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And from the York Revolution site:
Myette, Aaron 1- 3 7.56
by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a difference between
playing with fire and setting yourself on fire…
Get him out
by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ben Francisco
Looks like a mushmouth
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
Blake looks like gas cap louie
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
by boomer1 on May 23, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Check out Jamey Carroll

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"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven
by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks like something I've seen on the X-files
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"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven
by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 ip 3 er
weve had worse disasters.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Murphy
is single handedly winning this game so far
by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+ 1 he's good at that!
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bradley beasting.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MB III
Meast…
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now imagine
If he had gotten UNDER it.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on May 23, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CONNECT TWO!
Just barely…
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hahahahaha
I love Murph.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on May 23, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice hustle ROY
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You knew that was gonna happen
I mean who names their kid Fausto, I mean seriously?
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a latin american dictator
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT
Carmona!!!
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bradley's obp
is like approaching .500 or something. he is ridiculous.!
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
with
more speed, and power, and less beer
by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So that equates to
a plus, plus, minus
by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blalock
When Blalock comes back, will he be in the 4-spot?
by Rigaudeau on May 23, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably not
Probably 5th, to separate him and Hamilton
by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
A Lonestar in California - 2.0
"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven
by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't believe Blalock is ever coming back
I’ll believe it when I see it….
by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
murphinator
is awesome
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT
Did anybody else see Indiana Jones last night?
I thought it was….eh…OK/pretty good.
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
As I said before:
The problem was, while Harrison Ford is Indiana Jones and he is walking and talking in front of you on the big screen & that at least is awesome, it didn’t feel like an Indiana Jones movie. Too much CGI, too much exposition about terrible plot points to begin with, Shia LeBouf (Nothing more needs to be said, and not enough gritty, droll, half-smirking, dust kicked up, Indiana Jones.
It was like Indiana Jones and the Crappy Tomb Raider Ripoff. Give me Raiders any day.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gameday says
Injury Delay. What’s going on?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Carmona hurt himself
He’s now out of the game. Jorge Julio is coming in.
by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carmona hurt his fallopian tube
Me fail English? That's unpossible! - RW
by Panorama on May 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
carmonalized onions
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
David Murphy
Injured Carmonas soul.
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's the timeline on something like that?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fausto Carmona might have something wrong with his hip
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"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven
by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He strained
something on the last play
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what you get when you try to take on Obi-wan Murphy
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fausto
gets roughed up a lil bit by this big Rangers Offense and he’s enough, I’m going to the showers
by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I searched "beasticon" on google images
and got about 15 matches from lonestarball. Most showing a turtle.
Me fail English? That's unpossible! - RW
by Panorama on May 23, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gabbard
i just got online but i have to ask, is he hurt? that seattle game was his 1st off the DL and was pitching great till Sexson. Ever since that he has struggled throwing strikes. just wondered if he is actually healthy. i know we need him to pitch but id like him to go back to the DL and regain his early season form. the Gabbard taking the mound these days is not helping us out anyway.
by murph22 on May 23, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This isn't a bad AB, though
He’s worked it to 3-2.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He does now
That was a nice AB, hopefully the start of something for him.
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"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven
by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a really good AB
When you aren’t swinging the bat very well…it’s nice to still contribute
by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who let
the air outta this thing?
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
10 walks in 2+ innings....
the game is 1 1/2 hours old already. Its on pace for, what, 6 hours?
by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dont trash salty you fools
he rocks.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty Slam!
Me fail English? That's unpossible! - RW
by Panorama on May 23, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, Jarrod
I want some RIBBIES.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
congratulations
this must feel good for you to get some payback on all of us that talk Jarrod down
by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
No hard feelings now?
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope
never was just a lot of fun having two very good catchers
by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saltz sayz
Fuck You Cleveland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
slam by salty?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OH MY :)
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That one sweet sweet swing
Made me never want to see Gerald Laird up to bat again.
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FIRST CAREER SLAMMMMM!!!!!!!!
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah
he just bought himself another couple games of suckage in my book. he has until june 1 to be batting .235
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Salty Slam!
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
by boomer1 on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Book closed on Carmona
ERA goes up to 3.10. Nice.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is fun again
it wasn’t for a while there.
by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salt in the wounds!!!
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet Hamilton
Has the hugest boner looking at these batting practice pitches get thrown
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hmmmmm
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing like Tom...
...explaining why it is okay for Jorge Julio to be sucking right now…
by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish my name was
George July. Sounds like a Michael Vick alias.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kinsler is also a beast
rangers offense is on fire.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In other news
Galarraga is human after all.
by LiamP on May 23, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
15 runs allowed...
...in his last 22 1/3 IP…
He had a couple of solid starts initially, but has been pretty bleah since…
by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im glad I am not a Indians fan right now
Screw DFA, this guy needs to have the assassination squad waiting for him in the dugout if it was my call.
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hammy hammy hammy
please?
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
KINZ!!!
Boy, this is an unexpected explosion.
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"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven
by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Texas Rules
Cleveland Drools!
So, ya, take that!
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it's all about the hamilton baby
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Leave it to Hamilton
to kill the offense ;- )
by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he felt sorry
for Whore Hey Who Lee O
Me fail English? That's unpossible! - RW
by Panorama on May 23, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
excuse the pun
Cleveland gets ROCKED
by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mmmmmm, I love me some salty salami!
Get your mind out of the gutter.
by philkid3 on May 23, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woah...
so….any plans this weekend?
LOL!!!!!!!
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We've batted around, folks
I love it.
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"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven
by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
do you think
Jorge is hoping the murph hurts him too so he can go to the showers?
by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The number seven
Is it considered a crooked number?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on May 23, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Listening to this game makes it OK to be at work
What happened to my old signature?
by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he didn't get on base
but he got an rbi. go milton!!
murph another double?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Am I the only one
who is rooting for still runs like they’re going to win us the game? I would be shocked if we didn’t need at least a good portion of an eight run lead to close this game out.
by Brett Perryman on May 23, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah
i think that guy might make it in the big leagues, do you think they made the right centerfield choice?
by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
murph
also a beast, good catch aside.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DaMurph
just knocked Sizemore outta the game.
Just you wait…
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sizemore
robs what could have been a triple which would have been 1 step closer to the cycle for murph.
by murph22 on May 23, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
awww the Murph gets robbed
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Impressive catch by Sizemore. Bummer.
A Lonestar in California - 2.0
"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven
by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok gentlemen
Place your recalculated odds of Kason Gabbard getting a win tonight.
Im going with 39%
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that would require 5 ip
20%
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
19%
oh yeah, price is right style on yo ass.
now some jackass is gonna come in and say 18%
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In true price is right fashion...
I bid 1%
by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Murphy is like Pujols
Except more subtle in method
by Telegraph on May 23, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gabbard is like Rick Ankiel...
The pitcher, not the OFer
by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kason
Just start throwing BP, I mean what is the average chance a ball put in play creates an out, >70% of the time?
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we just get Kam Loe in here already?
Gabbard will blow this 8 run lead if you give him the chance.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gabby.... please..
8 run lead… 82 over the middle please. at least until they do something with it.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh come on Gabby!
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty needs to.....
..... start doing some of that pitch Framing that y’all are always talking about!!!!!
by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he heard ya
With those last two pitches.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sprained
taint?
Just askin…
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of taints
Mythbusters fans, go to http://www.wwtdd.com
The site is SFW.
by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ever since Sexson
theres been control problems. maybe im wrong but i think hes hurt still.
by murph22 on May 23, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its just one game.
granted he was bad last time but just usual eh start bad.
given who we would be calling up, no need to panic about gabbard unless he does this again.
2 outs in a row, woohoo.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kelly Shoppach really sucks
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how does someone strike out twice
when Gabbard can’t throw a strike to anyone else
by JBImaknee on May 23, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tom and Josh
keep talking like the Red Sox care that they dont have Murph or Kason, I guarantee you they dont care a lick that these guys arent there it was a great tade for us but neither of these guys would have been on there 25 man. dont get me wrong we did good in this trade, but Boston isn’t missing them
by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, I bet boston would like to have Murphy as a 4th OF
But +1 as far as Gabbard is concerned.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont think he would make there roster
i know the 4 below manny-els-drew-crisp and who else do they have i guess he would be there 5th although i wouldnt trade him for drew, and crisp is close to
by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I forgot about Crisp
They can’t seem to get rid of him.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
manny-elsbury-drew with crisp also there.
given what they are paying drew murph may not play there even if he was traded there today with what hes shown in texas, and if he stayed there he would have never gotten the chance to even show this much.
im sure they wouldnt mind having him around as depth, but nothing to lose sleep over for them.
they certainly dont need gabbard. and beltre.. who knows.
if gagne had performed well it would have been a fair trade good for both teams.
im just glad it happened.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good news:
his K’s are increasing.
bad news:
so are his walks and runs
more good news:
nobody hits
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gabbard was so close to getting out of it =(
ok, 5 run game, get him out.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
First team to 20 wins
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by Panorama on May 23, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Get him the F out
Goddamn why did that take so long?
What happened to my old signature?
by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
because we had an 8 run lead and really wanted to save the pen?
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My question as well.
Why send Kason back out there to give up runs? The Rangers can easily lose this game now. I guess Wash was trying to get him a victory but when you suck you should come out and if your feeling are hurt, too bad.
by Jea103 on May 23, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOT Gabulous!!
Get out NOW!!!
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap
Take him oouuut. Thanks.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
carpal tunnel syndrome?
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by gossamer on May 23, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
Nice.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah the glorious Rangers
Put me yet again in another situation of looking forward to a win, or never watching them again if they lose a game like this.
by SaltyGoesYard on May 23, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Everyone in the Ranger lineup has scored a run
And it’s only the 3rd inning.
by Mahon on May 23, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think we could use 4-5 more or so.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice play by Sheltie
Speaking of which, can anyone find a picture of a red Shetland Pony? I think it’d work.
What happened to my old signature?
by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There it is!
Do your magic.
http://www.tvequestrian.co.uk/Portals/1/images/sheltie.jpg
What happened to my old signature?
by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep thats him, having a bad hair day!
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wha???

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shelton is redder than that
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think this one fits best
peak physical specimen
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sweetie
is airbrushed more than a Playboy Centerfold!
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just a little color shifting
no physical alterations!
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of which
That horse is pretty fat.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bingo! That's the right coloration!
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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Me fail English? That's unpossible! - RW
by Panorama on May 23, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A ZOOM tat
on her thigh…Is that like a tramp stamp for ponies?
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 23, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit guys
I’m laughing my ass off. I wish I know how to post photos. But alas, I’m 35 years old and technology has passed me by. Thanks.
What happened to my old signature?
by WyoRanger on May 23, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just hit the tree image in the comments box
It’ll bring up a window to paste the image URL into.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Base hit Boggs!
He really needs to heat up or he’s gonna get sent down when Blalock comes up.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty
has really looked a lot more comfortable at the plate the past few times out
by booyahcaveman on May 23, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you know what the deal with 45 at bats is?
one homerun can raise your obp 100 points.
749 ops now. more like 754 something with the walk.
suddenly salty’s numbers cant really be bashed.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
raise your ops that is.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 23, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im just impressed
at how patience he has been this year.
by booyahcaveman on May 23, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's always been patient in the minors
When he hit .230 in AA in ‘06 when he was hurt he drew 55 walks and had a .353 OBP.
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i definately think
the Indians should DFA Julio and trade us Sin-Choo for the big fat GERMAN
by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boy
Just when you thought Vazquez was cooling down…
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That looks more like Chris Shelton
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by lonestarJon on May 23, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Ian
Had Milton Bradley’s command of the strikezone, he would be even more of a beast than he already is.
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